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Chapter 11 Alchemy is a skill
Under the noon sun, in the wilderness at the foot of Dongming Mountain, a large group of monsters are still fighting around that crazy demon who recognizes his sister!

Just separated by a piece of bushes, Sister Chi was staring wide-eyed, looking at the strange thing that seemed to be an alchemy furnace, and suddenly felt a large dark cloud drifting over her head...

I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs running, even the most brainless monsters know that there must be an alchemy furnace for alchemy, just like the first sentence of the "Basic Guide to Alchemy" said-"Okay The furnace is the beginning of success..."

So, here comes the question, who can tell me what the hell is this thing in front of me?
There is no furnace body made of bronze, no raging flames, and no complicated magic patterns. This unknown object placed on the ground looks round, exudes a milky white luster, and has a hint of ceramic color. It is said to be an alchemy furnace, but it is more like... er, more like a pot?

"Don't make trouble, how could this be a pot?" Xu Zhihu coughed a few times solemnly, "In fact, although it looks a bit like a pot, but... well, it is indeed a pot, but it is an electric rice cooker !"

God knows what a rice cooker is, and Sister Chi couldn't help but roll her eyes desperately: "Stop making trouble, haven't you ever seen an alchemy furnace in the Lun family, the kind of stove used for alchemy, are they all big?"

"Who stipulated that only a large furnace can make alchemy?" Xu Zhihu replied seriously.

"Uh, it seems... No, what about the furnace cover, alchemy furnaces must have a furnace cover, right?"

"Yes, look at the lid above me, isn't it the stove lid, it can be closed with a click, and it is easy to carry."

"Hey, so to speak, wait a minute, what about the fire, why didn't I see the fire?"

"Please, it's all old calendars, okay? Nowadays, the cultivation world also pays attention to environmental protection. My alchemy furnace uses electricity. It's efficient, clean and pollution-free. I don't know how good it is!"

It makes sense, I'm speechless!

Sister Chi suddenly found that she had no way to refute, but Xu Zhihu had already opened the lid of the pot, and stretched out her hand confidently: "Hurry up, hurry up, take out all the materials you have, anyway, you'll know after practicing!"

Well, a dead horse is a living horse doctor. Seeing that the monsters in the battlefield ahead are struggling to resist, Sister Chi finally got overwhelmed, and directly took out a few alchemy materials from her bosom, no matter how much they stuffed them .

I was not used to it the first time, and Xu Zhihu didn't know how much to put in, so he just poured half of it in, and then closed the lid.

Because it also mutated into a magic weapon, the old rice cooker that had been with him for several years started to operate automatically without a power source. With a flash of blue light, the whole rice cooker suddenly trembled slightly, as if a swarm of bees was flying. buzz.

Uh, why do I feel like I'm cooking? "Sister Chi swears with her most beloved long legs, she really smells a fragrance, as if a big pot of white rice is about to be cooked...

Click!

Before he could finish speaking, the rice cooker suddenly stopped automatically, and the lid of the pot was opened with a bang, emitting a puff of billowing black smoke.

"It's done?" Sister Chi was full of surprise, and stood on tiptoe expectantly.

"Well..." Xu Zhihu glanced into the pot, suddenly his face became strange, "You, guess?"

You don't need to guess, you can tell the result by looking at his expression. Sister Chi was speechless and looked at the sky, she just took out a small package and handed it over with a heartache on her face: "Go, go quickly, take my sister and my dowry... ..."

Ann, Ann, occasional failure is normal!

Xu Zhihu scratched his head, and poured the second batch of ingredients into the rice cooker again. This time he was more cautious, at least he didn't forget to pour some water into it, and he stirred it carefully a few times... Well, it looks like It's more like cooking!
A few minutes later, accompanied by a strange buzzing sound, the electric rice cooker, which was glowing brightly, began to vibrate again.

Dangdang, Dangdang, it kept trembling on the ground, emitting a wisp of blue smoke from time to time, as if it would explode at any time, and always saved a life in a critical moment.

This time, I waited for half an hour!

Seeing that the situation in front of the battle is getting more and more unfavorable, and hundreds of monsters are being chased by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, Sister Chi finally couldn't help but raised her two swords: "Forget it, practice slowly, the Lun family still Go up first..."

Click!Before I finished speaking, the lid of the pot suddenly opened again!
This time, there was no need to check at all, and I could smell a faint fragrance of pills floating in the air. Sister Chi was taken aback for a moment, and immediately rushed forward with a face full of surprise: "Ah, no, you are really Has it been refined?"

Really, in the steaming electric rice cooker, five or six cyan pills were rolling around.

Not caring about the burn, Sister Chi reached in and grabbed one, smiling all over her face: "It's true, I know you still have such a skill, forget it, let's not ask how you can make alchemy, now The point is..."

boom!Before he finished speaking, the bear demon who rushed out just now flew back upside down screaming miserably!

This guy was injured much more seriously than just now. Most of his stomach was cut open, and his intestines flowed all over the floor. He could only hold Sister Chi tightly while vomiting blood, and said dying: "Chi, Sister Chi, I have a baby!" The question has been hidden in my heart for a long time, you..."

"I've never been in love!" Sister Chi replied simply and neatly, and stuffed a few pills into its mouth.

What the hell, the bear monster opened its mouth wide open, suddenly trembling all over its body, screaming strangely, jumped up as if it had been spattered with chicken blood, picked up a bluestone weighing half a ton, and rushed into the battlefield with a murderous look.

Still dragging his intestines behind him, this guy is still alive and kicking, he directly picked up the bluestone and smashed it on the head of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and after only hitting it two or three times, he roared ferociously, and the flames all over his body boiled violently. The surrounding temperature is rising.

Ah, what's the situation?
Sister Chi covered her mouth in astonishment, watching the bear covered in flames and violently swiping its claws. After a long time, she suddenly turned her head to look at Xu Zhihu with a strange expression on her face: "Uh, are you sure, what you made is a healing pill?"

Well, Xu Zhihu also had a weird face, and subconsciously raised the rice cooker: "Then what, I have a little problem with this magic weapon, sometimes I randomly make mutated pills, anyway...it all depends on the person." Taste!"

It's still random, it's mutated, and it depends on character. Sister Chi's eyes are full of little stars: "Pfft, that is to say, you can't make anything yourself... Be careful!"

Before he finished speaking, another wild boar spirit fell from the sky. If Sister Chi hadn't pushed it in time, Xu Zhihu would have turned into a meatloaf.

Very good, the bear was more seriously injured than before. This guy struggled to stretch out his hoof, and also tightly grasped Sister Chi's wrist: "Chi, Sister Chi, I have a question, I hide it in my heart..."

get out!

Sister Chi stunned this guy directly, and quickly took out a large amount of ingredients from her arms, and poured them all into the rice cooker: "Hurry up, keep going, don't care about randomness, as long as you can make it out!"

"That's what you said!" Xu Zhihu was also straightforward, and put the lid on the pot directly.

With a bang, accompanied by the shining blue light, the electric rice cooker hummed and shook again, and the white mist, like clouds, sprayed out from the small hole in the lid continuously, so hot that it melted the surrounding snow up.

After a few minutes, a light click was heard, and the lid opened automatically.

As the white mist gradually dissipated, one could see that the bottom of the pot was still hot, and there was a colorful and strange pill rolling slowly...

It's so efficient, Sister Chi looked in awe, but couldn't help muttering: "Uh, then again, the color of this pill looks so strange, I don't even know what attribute it is? "

"It's okay, it shouldn't be the poisonous pill." Xu Zhihu also moved his head closer, and the two of them stared at the strange pill for a few seconds, and suddenly said irresponsibly in unison, "It doesn't matter so much, anyway Not for us to eat!"

I fork!The wild boar spirit next to him, who was dying, suddenly had an uneasy premonition, and hurriedly clutched his intestines and crawled out in a panic, Nima, labor and management would rather die outside than... You bastard, you bastard, stop, what do you want to do?

What else can I do, Sister Chi pressed it directly, opened its big mouth forcefully, Xu Zhihu picked up the strange elixir, and threw it into its mouth sympathetically!
"Help...help..." The poor wild boar spirit pinched his throat, feeling like a fire was burning in his stomach, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It seems to be, it seems to be...Huh?"

Before he finished crying, the guy suddenly paused, and lowered his head in shock——

At this moment, colorful rays of light shot out from its body, and covered by the colorful rays of light, the body that was originally scarred and scarred miraculously healed in an instant, and even the intestines that flowed out returned to the body... …

strength!I feel power!

Opening his mouth wide in stunned, the wild boar spirit suddenly let out a strange cry of excitement, picked up two sharp machetes, rushed to the battlefield vigorously, and directly confronted the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord: "Your uncle! Let go of that flower!" Monster, what's the matter come to me!"

Facing the dense foot blade attack, this guy swung his machete and turned into a whirlwind, slashing around the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. Although he had countless knives in his body, he unexpectedly chopped off countless Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord The knife can be said to be the thousand cuts among the thousand cuts.

What's even more weird is that although it was cut with injuries all over its body, because the effect of the elixir was still continuing, its injuries were healed in a blink of an eye. It can be called - cutting while hurting, Heal while wounding, heal while cutting...

Nima, this is simply an invincible Xiaoqiang possessed!
Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi watched in awe from behind. In the eerie silence, Sister Chi stayed there for half an hour, and suddenly she suddenly realized: "Wait, I remembered, that pill It seems to be...uh, Duan Yang Pill?"

"Duanyang Pill?" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin in a daze.

"That's right!" Sister Chi's eyes widened strangely, "This Duanyang pill looks a lot like a healing pill, and it's much more effective than a healing pill, but users have to pay a huge price. Completely break Yang... Uh, Yang, understand?"

"Broken... Broken... Yang..." Xu Zhihu suddenly understood, turned his head subconsciously, and looked at the battlefield over there——

On the chaotic battlefield, the wild boar spirit showing great power is still there killing all directions, the dragon spirit and tiger are fierce and fierce, the flower demon next to him is fascinated by watching, and the blushing Jiao Didi waved: "It's amazing, it's amazing, Brother Pig! , when you kill this bastard, I will marry you, I will marry you!"

Really, after hearing this, the wild boar spirit became even more successful. Hahahaha, I have a premonition that after this fight, Laozi will marry Bai Fumei and become the cave master, and then he will become a monster Peak it!

"Uh, poor guy..." In the bushes in the distance, Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer looked at each other, suddenly wiped off the cold sweat strangely, and said in unison——

"Then what, we don't know anything!"

(End of this chapter)