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Chapter 120 Your Excellency Looks Familiar

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it's winter again. Xu Zhihu sometimes wakes up in his own bed, looking at the six little lolis who are waiting to be fed outside the window, and the girl next to him who is spitting out spider silk. Silly girls who are knitting cotton-padded jackets all have the illusion that our family has worn them again...

In just two months, from late autumn to cold winter, although there was no change in Dongming Mountain, the world outside the mountain, especially the southern part of Kunwu, was already full of ups and downs. The chaotic situation can be expressed by the following scene——

Shushan Fleet faction: "The world's famous and righteous sects work together to kill the green-robed patriarch, and then find out the whereabouts of the Snake Sect, and eliminate all evil!"

Huashan faction: "The landlord is mighty 10086, my Huashan faction is on the way!"

The green-robed patriarch: "233333, my leader has already contacted eight powerful demon sect masters. If you dare to come here with white eyebrows, believe it or not, I will slap you in the face with the Yin Zhazhu!"

Twin Snakes: "Look at the upstairs silently and don't speak!"

Artifact Refining School: "The front row sells all kinds of flying sword weapons..."

King Huangfeng of Dongjiang: "A group of idiots, 66666, when all of you are greatly reduced in strength, this king just happens to... Damn, who reported and banned me?"

Well, the above is purely Xu Zhihu's own imagination, but the facts are almost like this. Starting from the fierce battle between the Shushan Ship Faction and the Green Robe Patriarch, most of the forces in the entire southern part of Kunwu were involved. Form a team to fight against the evil faction, and the evil faction formed a group to fight against the righteous way. The demon kings of all parties originally wanted to watch from the sidelines and forward it to Moments or something, but when they looked up, they suddenly found themselves involved...

So, the world is so big, I don't want to see it at all!

Fortunately, fortunately, unlike all the chaos outside, Dongming Mountain is still safe and calm because it is supported by the Shiji Empress outside and protected by the magic power of gathering demon banners inside.

Although there are also blind guys who want to come to take advantage of it, but usually they are either scared away directly, or crashed into the demon cloud and black mist and pass out. Almost "coin-operating" to launch the Ten Thousand Monsters Formation, and then directly become the prize of the first A4 paper waist competition in Dongmingshan... Wait a minute, what is the situation of the A4 paper waist competition?
Under the warm sunshine at noon, on the lawn in front of Pansi Cave in Dongming Mountain, a large group of fairies, girls, and ghost girls, headed by Sister Chi and Mu Liu, are excitedly forming a big circle, Qi showed her white and slender waist, and then took a piece of A4 paper for printing, and compared it to her waist to measure her waist...

The impact of this picture is too strong. As a group of monsters with healthy body and mind, Zhu Ganglie's eyes glowed green, and the Bull Demon King who just came to borrow the notebook swallowed desperately, thinking about whether to knock him out Take a few of them back, er, er, it's fine if Sister Chi has a master, and Mu Liu doesn't seem to be easy to deal with, but the serious-looking chick next to her with black-rimmed glasses...

"Don't think about it, that's my car!" Xu Zhihu could guess what this guy was thinking with his knees, and quickly changed the subject to explain to him, "Well, it's like this, it is said that a girl's waistline, if it's just right Equal to the width of an A4 paper, that is the most perfect, so..."

Before I finished speaking, among the group of girls in front, Sister Chi suddenly turned pale and exclaimed, as if she had suffered the most unimaginable heavy blow in the world, her pretty face was haggard and tears were streaming down: "Why, how is it possible? The waist that the Lun family is most proud of is actually half an inch wider than this piece of paper?"

"Oh hehehe, I won!" Mu Liu next to him was in full bloom, and for the first time in his life, he surpassed his best friend in beauty, and his whole body was about to float, "Sure enough, sure enough, I resisted the temptation these few months, It is absolutely correct not to eat the cream cake baked by Zhihu!"

"I lost? I actually lost?" Sister Chi knelt down on the grass in a vicissitudes of life, and the fallen leaves fluttered and fell beside her, "But, damn it, from today on, I won't eat anything, only drink Zhihu milk!"

"Hey, what do you think is weird about these words?" Xu Zhihu stroked his chin with a strange face, and couldn't help turning his head to look at the lakeside on the other side.

By the bright and bright lakeside, Zizi and her six little lolitas are holding watercolor pens, drawing a small sun and a small house on the Juyao Banner, painting the entire banner stand in colorful colors.

The latter suddenly felt that his dignity was greatly challenged, and protested angrily: "Who, take your brat away quickly, and I will say it again very seriously. It was refined after hundreds of years of training in the Primordial Purple Furnace..."

I will recite these words, Xu Zhihu completely ignored this guy, and found a comfortable chair by the lake to sit down.

The midday sun is just right, warm and not dazzling,

If you have a cup of steaming milk tea at this time, life will be perfect. No matter what the guys outside are like, we just need to live in Dongming Mountain and live a happy life. Let’s have an A4 paper waist competition today, come tomorrow An ice bucket challenge, come back the day after tomorrow...Huh?

Raising his head inadvertently, Xu Zhihu was suddenly slightly surprised. At the end of the endless sky in the distance, there seemed to be ripples shining, like a momentary illusion?
However, after only a few seconds, it was proved that this was not an illusion!
In an instant, the sky that had just been calm roared and shook again, and the dark and blood-colored demonic cloud surged like a raging wave, setting off a turbulent and furious wave as high as several tens of feet...

I wipe, copy the guy, ready to fight!
No need to remind, all the monsters and female ghosts and girls in front of Pansi Cave were alarmed, and immediately rushed over murderously. Sister Chi took out two eight-edged plum blossom hammers. After thinking about it, she felt that it was not deterrent enough, so she turned over From the storage bag, he took out a pitch-black mace full of barbs: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, it's been a long time since anyone came to our Dongming Mountain to make trouble, no one is allowed to grab my head!"

"Uh, Chichi, when did you switch to this?" Xu Zhihu looked at the barbed mace weighing several thousand kilograms, and suddenly felt his teeth a little sour.

"Oh oh oh, I dug it in the cave a few days ago, and I don't know which senior buried it in the Pansi cave." Sister Chi swung the mace whizzingly, and there was no one within a radius of three feet. People dare to approach, "But, it feels really good in the hand, and there is something special about using it... oh hehehe, let's not talk about it!"

It's still a joke, Xu Zhihu sneered silently, and continued to squint his eyes and looked into the distance. After a while, seeing the bloody cloud getting closer, he was suddenly taken aback: "Wait a minute, I seem to have seen it just now!" Senior Sister Yun's..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the blood flame demon cloud suddenly split into pieces, and several huge fairy ships jumped out from the end of the sky, among them was Yunfan's golden light building ship, and the people on board were all old men. Acquaintances, Yun Fan, Senior Brother Chen, Senior Brother Yang, Qing Meng, and even hugged by a few people who were driving a dragon boat...

But at this time, looking at the situation of Senior Brother Yunfan Chen and the others, it seems that something is not going well. Almost every fairy ship has been seriously damaged, and they are staggering and rushing towards this side.

The next moment, when they saw the huge umbrella-shaped demon fog covering Dongming Mountain, they were startled and subconsciously slowed down a little.

And just such a moment of hesitation, the blood flame demon cloud behind has roared, and the turbulent cloud tide soared into the sky, condensing into hundreds of fierce fire spirits swallowing flames and spitting fire in the void!

Surrounded by hundreds of firemen, the blood-flame demon king with a violent face in the middle held a flaming blood-colored copper bell, and when it was shaken, it ignited a raging flame: "Shushan junior, why bother to struggle in vain, my lord!" Since I have accepted the offerings from the Green Robe and the Snake Sect, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, I will take you back!"

"Let's go!" Seeing the blood flame demon cloud surging, Yun Fan and Senior Brother Chen looked at each other, gritted their teeth helplessly, and swooped down with a group of disciples from Mount Shu, even though they knew that the monster cloud shrouded in the monster below The peaks are quirky.

"A-san, open the door and let them in!" In front of Pansi Cave, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other and reached an agreement tacitly, "Wait a while, Chi Chi, you may have to change things a little bit." Appearance, Sister Mu, you also have to pretend, and Yin, your Alto also has to be turned into a bus... Well, everyone should change their appearance."

"Hey, hey, labor and capital are banners, are you banners?" Juyao Ban expressed dissatisfaction with this, but still murmured and shook.

In an instant, the umbrella-shaped monster mist that had shrouded Dongming Mountain suddenly split into a passage, and the Shushan fairy fleet that was about to bump into it finally rushed into the passage dangerously, and was immediately covered by the pitch-black demon fog. Blocked, disappeared in the mist in a blink of an eye, never to be seen again.

"Well, there was someone to respond?" The Blood Flame Demon Lord behind was a little stunned, but after only being taken aback for a moment, he rushed into the demon fog without any fear, relying on his own supernatural powers.

With a ferocious sneer, as he shook the blood-colored copper bell, hundreds of fire spirits swallowed flames at once, and the blazing flames merged into a sea of ​​flames, setting off a raging tide and huge waves, and roaring towards Dongming Mountain: "I want to go, It's not that easy, let alone a mere monster mountain, even if there are some Shushan elders hidden here, I will..."

A few seconds later, when he passed through the pitch-black demon fog and could barely see the scene in front of him, he was suddenly stunned!

In the turbulent black mist, in front of the strange monster cave covered with silver-white spider webs, there are savage and ferocious goblins and evil female ghosts, and the beauty in the red dress who takes the lead is even more murderous. , carrying a barbed mace weighing several thousand catties on her frail Xiang shoulders, behind her was a monster aura rising into the sky, condensing into the phantom of a six-eyed silver spider as huge as a chariot!

"Uh..." In an instant, the Blood Flame Demon Lord, who was fierce and violent just now, suddenly felt a creepy sense of uneasiness, even though he clearly knew that his strength should be far superior to these weird monsters.

In fact, the Shushan disciples who rushed in first were also stunned and speechless at this time. Yunfan and the others looked at each other, feeling that the situation was extremely weird, but Senior Brother Chen was the first to react, and he shouted like a reflex: "Demon... "

Demon your whole family!

Before the words were finished, hundreds of demons and goblins roared in unison, and Chi Jieer, who took the lead, opened her almond-shaped eyes, raised the barbed mace weighing several thousand catties, and swung it vigorously angrily!
With a bang, the mace full of barbs whizzed past like a hurricane with a low-pitched sonic boom. Under the violent and brutal impact, even the empty void was forcibly blown up. frenzy -

"Stop being wordy! Eat a mace from Lun's family first!"

(End of this chapter)