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Chapter 129 Do You Know Shen Gongbao?
There is no doubt that my MT and milk are the best in the world!

Accompanied by Ziguan Zhenjun's grief and indignation, the vigorous group fight finally came to an end. While Sister Chi and the others were cleaning the battlefield and treating the prisoners preferentially, Xu Zhihu wrote a pear flower poem with great interest, He praised Yin, who had gone to work hard to repair the car, and Sister Yu, the snake demon, who went back to the kitchen to make fish head soup.

"By the way, what should Immortal Xu do?" The Bull Demon King suddenly remembered something and couldn't help raising his hand to ask.

"Well, I just saw a small lake in the east, you throw him over there, and then..." Xu Zhihu pulled the Bull Demon King over and said a few words in a low voice. Although the latter had a weird face, he was still dubious did so.

But at this time, Sister Chi had already tied Ziguan Zhenjun and a group of Qi refiners together, and then poured a basin of cold water on it, and Ziguan Zhenjun, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, was the first to wake up, and shook his head drowsily: "Bastards, you guys, how dare you...huh?"

Before he could finish speaking, Mu Liu had already taken out a few seeds with a smile, and stuffed them into his mouth enthusiastically. Xiaolan also kindly handed him a glass of water, and helped him swallow it forcefully.

"You guys, what do you want to do?" Ziguan Zhenjun's complexion changed drastically, and he knew with his knees that these few seeds must not be good things.

"It's nothing, just a few fruit seeds." Xu Zhihu quickly expressed comfort, "Don't worry, it will grow into various fruits in your stomach at most, such as bananas, apples, cantaloupes, and maybe durians. But there will certainly not be a bang and an explosion.”

You, do you think I'm an idiot?
Ziguan Zhenjun gritted his teeth with a livid face, and was trembling with anger: "Bastard, you are a mere casual cultivator, how dare you treat me like this...Master, I was wrong, I can do whatever you want!"

So, the guy who is willing to work hard for a high reward has actually lost his integrity a long time ago!
Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, turned his head and looked at Sister Chi, who was still waiting to watch the fun, the latter sighed in disappointment, and finally reluctantly dropped "Just a moment" and stepped forward Pulled Ziguan Zhenjun aside to confess to questioning.

I don't know what she said, but after a while, Ziguan Zhenjun suddenly looked suspicious: "My lord, what do you mean, you want us to escort you to the Shuang Snake Cult to collect the reward?"

"What's the problem?" Sister Chi took out another large bag of seeds with a murderous look.

"No, no problem!" True Lord Ziguan nodded desperately immediately, and after thinking about it, he still forgot to add, "However, the strength of the next person is limited. Look at my fellow Taoists..."

See it, what is no morals and no bottom line, this is called no morals and no bottom line!
A group of qi refiners next to them immediately yelled, no loyalty, no loyalty, but it was useless to say anything, Mu Liu already took out a big bag of seeds with a smile on his face, and gave them enthusiastically: "Come, come, one for each, These are the latest high-quality fruit varieties I have bred, they are ripe three times a year, and they do not contain the genetically modified Zhihu said!"

What can I say, a group of qi refiners still want to resist, but it's no use screaming and breaking their throats, and they still have to eat all the seeds in the end.

Xu Zhihu looked at it unbearably, and after they all swallowed the seeds with tears streaming down their faces, he hurriedly coughed a few times solemnly: "Ahem, okay, okay, who can tell me now, you usually How did you get in touch with the Snake Cult?"

"We, hiccup, we are one-way, hiccup, contact." Ziguan Zhenjun hiccupped a little after eating too many seeds, and took out a purple jade talisman from his bosom with a sad face. After the target on the list, they will use this purple jade talisman to send a letter to them, and after the Snake Cult receives the news, they will arrange a time and place to send someone over to trade with us."

"That's easy." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a smile, "Since this is the case, you should send a letter to the people of the Shuang Snake Sect now, and you have followed Xu Xian to follow the vines today, and you have found us and Bai Suzhen. place, and after going through a great battle, it was successfully captured..."

"Me?" Sister Chi raised her hand excitedly.

"Chichi, you're worthless..." Xu Zhihu really couldn't bear to hit her, but he had to tell the truth, "That's good, you guys tell the Snake Cult that after a fierce battle, you caught me and Mu Liu, as for the rest of the people who escaped with Bai Suzhen with the help of that weird artifact spirit, well, this sounds more reasonable?"

"Yes yes yes, very reasonable, very reasonable." True Monarch Purple Crown could only nod his head desperately, not daring to play tricks at this time, he quickly held the purple jade talisman and put all his thoughts into it.

Accompanied by the infusion of his spiritual power, the purple jade talisman immediately glowed faintly, but quickly returned to calm. Sister Chi stared at him suspiciously at the side: "Hey, don't sell information secretly, otherwise... "

How dare you, True Monarch Ziguan touched the seeds in his stomach, and could only look at the sky silently and sadly, but at this moment, the purple jade talisman, which had been calm for a while, suddenly glowed faintly again.

"Come? Come?" Ziguan Zhenjun breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly held the purple jade talisman again. Only a moment later, after he understood the detailed information from the talisman, his face suddenly became strange, "This... this... this..."

"What's wrong? Could it be that the Snake Cult has seen through it?" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"That's right, it's not considered seeing through..." Zhenjun Ziguan didn't know what to say, his eyes flashed hesitatingly, "However, but the Snake Cult said that in order to be cautious, they need to see the proof first." .”

"Proof?" Xu Zhihu and Mu Liu looked at each other, and Sister Chi asked first.

"That's right, it's the proof that we have indeed captured the demons of Dongming Mountain." Zhenjun Ziguan wiped the cold sweat from his head, and his face became even weirder. The magic weapon is not a token, but... but..."

"Say!" Sister Chi directly touched "Just one click".

"It's the head! It's the head!" Zhenjun Ziguan was taken aback, and blurted out almost subconsciously, "They said that they must first see Master Xu's head to make sure that Master Xu has indeed been killed by us. Only then did we agree to meet and make a deal.”

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu was drinking milk and thinking about something, when he heard this, he sprayed all the milk on Sister Chi's face.

"You, what are you talking about?" Sister Chi didn't care about wiping the milky white liquid all over her face, her eyes widened in surprise, "Uh, you mean, those guys want us to chop off Zhihu's head, first Send it over to show them?"

"No, you don't need to send it over there." Zhenjun Ziguan huddled cautiously, cold sweat pouring down like a torrential rain, "The Twin Snake Cult said that after the time to agree on the trading place, as long as we get there early, we will send Xu The head of the adults is placed in the designated place, and after they have identified the authenticity, they will naturally teleport over and show up to meet each other."

Well, it's really thoughtful to pay the money and deliver the goods!

Sister Chi and Mu Liu looked at each other, staring at each other for a long time, then suddenly turned their heads neatly, and looked at Xu Zhihu with tangled and complicated eyes.

Don't look at me, Xu Zhihu can only helplessly spread his hands. To be honest, those guys from the Snake Sect are funny, but they have learned a lot. It seems that they have become more and more cunning recently. I can also figure it out.

"That is to say..." Sister Chi thought for a long time in a daze, and suddenly put her hands together in anticipation, "Zhihu, if you cut off your head, will a new one grow?"

"I don't know, why don't we try it now?" Xu Zhihu looked at her sincerely.

This question is obviously redundant!
Not to mention an ordinary person like him, even the head teacher Baimei of the Shushan Fleet Sect would die immediately if he cut off his head. Of course, maybe you can use illusion to create a fake head, but since the Snake Sect Dare to put forward such a condition, it means that they will definitely have a way to distinguish the authenticity.

"So, we have to give up this plan again?" Sister Chi thought for a long time, and could only sigh helplessly, "Well, since we came to Jiangnan, it seems that we always encounter accidents. Could it be because..."

"Hey, wait a minute!" Before she finished feeling, the Bull Demon King next to him suddenly raised his head, biting his hoof hesitantly, "Ahh, I suddenly remembered that I washed Shishi's clothes some time ago. when……"

"Laundry?" Xu Zhihu's focus was obviously wrong, "I'll wipe it, Lao Niu, are you still in charge of washing clothes in the Bone Cave?"

"Stop talking, I'm happy, can you control it?" Bull Demon King blushed and was about to steam, "That's not the point, the point is that at that time, Shi Shi chatted with me while eating a shortbread, saying that she used to There is a subordinate named Shen Gongbao, that guy..."

"Flying head technique?" Xu Zhihu blurted out suddenly.

"Hey, Lao Xu, do you know Shen Gongbao?" Bull Demon King was surprised.

"I've heard it, I've heard it." Xu Zhihu coughed a few times with a strange face. He cut off his own head and threw it into the sky.

"Flying head technique?" Sister Chi also reacted at this time, and her eyes lit up immediately, "That is to say, that Shen Gongbao has a spell that can make the head leave the body and still be able to... er, what are you waiting for, we Let's find Empress Shiji!"

Start work, start work, under the urging of everyone, Xu Zhihu quickly took out the Chinese cabbage mountain god seal from his arms, and input spiritual energy to contact the bone cave thousands of miles away.

A moment later, with the continuous flashing of faint blue light, just when everyone suspected that the lady was not at home, the Chinese cabbage suddenly clicked, followed by a loud roar.

The next moment, amidst the roaring and exploding noises of various spells, Empress Shiji's panting voice suddenly sounded: "Hey, who is there, I am playing live CS with a yellow scarf wrestler, please speak quickly!"

Damn, Xu Zhihu looked up speechlessly, and couldn't help imagining the scene of dozens of yellow scarf wrestlers charging with guns on their shoulders.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, can you hear me?" Sister Chi couldn't wait, and immediately came up to get close to the Chinese cabbage, and explained the matter clearly.

"Hey, what do you mean, you want Xiaobao's head-flying technique?" Empress Shiji said with a bang, probably imitating the grenade tactic with the Five Thunder Technique, "This is simple, although Xiaobao has done it decades ago. I went out to wander around, but when he was a guest in the Bone Cave, he once discussed with me the mystery of the flying head technique, and we also refined a few simple versions of the flying head technique charm... Wait, pass it on now You guys!"

Before the voice finished speaking, she had already hung up the "phone" with a click, and at the end she could vaguely hear a murderous complaint: "Enough! You bastards, whoever dares to take the head from Ben Gong, don't blame Ben Gong!" Send him to Xuanyuan Tomb to help Daji take the blame!"

What the hell, what happened to Su Daji, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other in blank dismay.

Well, never mind that, but at this time, the Chinese cabbage that had just finished the sound transmission was suddenly shocked again. In an instant, a light blue light door suddenly opened automatically, followed by two talismans, one blue and one purple. Slowly floating out of the light gate.

Sister Chi's reaction was the quickest, she grabbed the two talismans before they hit the ground, and then looked at the two talismans, there were actually a few lines of indistinct prompts written on them, and the powder of shortbread was covered on the side , at a glance, it can be seen that it came from the hand of the snake-sick empress——

"Cyan for internal use, purple for external application... Uh, no, it's a cyan severed head with purple joints. Remember, don't make a mistake!"

He is a giant panda, Xu Zhihu couldn't help beating drums in his heart when he saw these two unreliable head flying charms!
To be honest, judging from the performance of that empress all the time, there might be something really wrong with these two talismans, especially the last sentence reminding "don't make a mistake". "The sense of sight.

"So, Zhihu, do you want to use this?" Sister Chi and Mu Liu also had weird faces.

"Can I not use it?" Xu Zhihu shuddered subconsciously, then turned to look at Zhenjun Ziguan next to him, "Who is that, let me ask again, are you sure that the Snake Sect really wants me?" First level, maybe we can buy one and get two free with another person, for example, buy the head of the Bull Demon King and get two beautiful female ghost girls as a gift?"

"Uh..." Ziguan Zhenjun opened his mouth in a daze, and that embarrassing expression had already given the best answer.

Well, well, what can I say, Xu Zhihu could only look up at the sky with emotion, touched his smooth neck in a daze for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly: "Okay, then come on, but May the colors of those two talismans be correct."

"My lord foster father..." Bai Suzhen came out of the kitchen cautiously touching the wall, she was moved to tears when she heard these words, and the fish head soup in her hand was trembling slightly, "To help me escape from this A catastrophe that requires you to risk your life, this is really... Suzhen swears to God today, in this life, she will not hesitate to do anything for her adoptive father..."

"Don't be literary!" Xu Zhihu waved his hand speechlessly, "Come on, get me a sharp knife, remember to sterilize it in hot water, and pass me the fish head soup in your hand..."

"Well, foster father, why do you want fish head soup?"

"I'm afraid I won't have a chance to drink it in the future, so drink a few more sips now, and this soup bowl is also useful."

"Yes, useful?"

"That's right, it will be used to receive blood later..."

"……Uh?"

(End of this chapter)