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Chapter 149 We Are Just Porters of Nature

My rice cooker is the best rice cooker in the world!
Under the noon sun, through the window sill entwined with demonic energy, when he saw that familiar chubby figure descending from the sky, Xu Zhihu's first reaction was to be moved to tears——

"Ahhhhh, Guoguo, when you come to the Savior, can you put the aprons hanging on the lid of the pot first?"

That's right, I guess I just ransacked a bellyband shop before I came here. At this time, the pots and pans that the gods descended from the sky at high speed, with several colorful bellybands hanging on the lids, are fluttering against the howling wind. The eye-catching flag can be seen from a distance of tens of miles...

Very good, Sister Chi and Mu Liu turned their heads together, Xu Zhihu could only cover his face in shame: "Really, really, I don't know why it has such a hobby, this can only be said There is a problem with the wiring when it leaves the factory..."

Cough, don't worry about the wiring problem, at least at this time, the pot that swooped down at high speed dragging the bellyband flag was like a huge burning fireball, as if it was going to be mixed with terror and power, and directly violently blasted on the ruins of Jinshan Temple .

"No!" In the chaos, the leader Jin seemed to finally come to his senses, and immediately screamed hysterically, "Form the formation, form the formation, stop that weird weapon spirit for me!"

There was a bang, and in an instant, hundreds of Snake Cultists reappeared in front of the ruins with the shining light, and then they opened their mouths neatly as before, and suddenly a large black mist surged into the sky , as if there is a substantial ocean, covering the entire ruins of Jinshan Temple.

There was no intention of slowing down at all, Guoguo let out a cry in mid-air, and without hesitation sped up and dived down again. The terrifying speed brought a sharp sonic boom, so that a crack was drawn in the entire void at this moment.

"Block it! Block it for me!" The leader Jin screamed frantically on the top of the ruins, "Bastard, you think that a mere weapon spirit can break through the... eh?"

Without any warning, a violent impact was about to come, and the pot, which was roaring and diving, suddenly came to a sudden stop that no one expected...

squeak!Accompanied by the ear-piercing sound of sudden braking, it just stopped abruptly above the ruins of Jinshan Temple, less than three feet away from the black mist magic circle below, and even wobbled a few times, looking like it would fall due to inertia at any time .

"Uh, what does this guy want?" Except for Xu Zhihu, everyone was stunned, and the hundreds of Snake Cultists raised their heads subconsciously in astonishment.

At this moment, in the collective focus of hundreds of astonished eyes, the pot opened the lid with a miraculous click, then took a deep breath, and turned directly down——

boom!
In an instant, the turbulent river roared out of the rice cooker, like a [-]-foot Milky Way waterfall, pouring down with a roar, as if it was going to submerge the entire ruins of Jinshan Temple.

"What?" The hundreds of Snake Cultists were taken aback, but luckily they still didn't forget to activate the black mist magic circle in their panic.

In an instant, the surging waterfall collided with the black mist formation, and most of the water flow was blocked by the black mist, but the impact of the waterfall was still too strong after all, and a small part of the water flow pierced through the black mist and crashed in. As a result, most of the hundreds of Snake Cultists below have become drowned.

However, the threat of the waterfall water only ended here. After only a moment, Guoguo poured out all the river water it brought, and stagnated in midair foolishly, not knowing what to do next.

"Uh, that's the end?" Sister Chi raised her head speechlessly, and the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia looked at each other even more, thinking that we have all taken off our pants, old Xu, just show us this.

"Idiot! Idiot! Even more stupid than my leader imagined!" In the silence, Jin's male duck laugh suddenly echoed in the void, "I thought, I thought you brought in some great rescuers , It turned out that it was just pouring some water from mid-air, not as powerful as the water flooding the golden mountain of the snake demon, it's too ridiculous, too ridiculous!"

Damn it, Sister Chi's pretty face was flushed, but Xu Zhihu looked at it strangely for a long time, stretched out his hand to touch his chin, and coughed slowly: "Then what, in fact, the water is not the point, the point is It's this water...cough cough!"

"Uh, what?" Hierarch Jin's smug laughter stopped abruptly.

Almost at this moment, among the hundreds of Snake Sect members, a Qi refiner suddenly let out a low cry, threw away the flying sword uncontrollably, bent over and squatted down in cold sweat.

"Poisoned... poisoned?" The first reaction of the hundreds of congregants around was poisoning, and Qi Qi's complexion changed drastically, and someone immediately wanted to take out the detoxification pill.

But the problem is, before they could react, the Qi refiner who was squatting on the ground suddenly let out a painful cry, and his entire stomach swelled rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it bulged up in a blink of an eye: "Tummy, stomach, my stomach It seems to have……"

"What's the situation?" A large group of Snake Cultists were stunned, and before they had time to figure it out, several people suddenly cried out in pain and squatted down involuntarily.

Well, it’s like a chain reaction, starting from the weird behavior of these guys, most of the Snake Cult members squatted down in cold sweat, their foreheads were covered with cold sweat, and their stomachs swelled up like they were blowing. , groaning groaning screaming screaming screaming——

"Ah, what's going on, my belly keeps getting bigger?"

"Pain, pain, pain, why do I feel
, There seems to be something moving in the stomach? "

"What? Something kicked me in the stomach, could it be some thousand-year-old poisonous insect... It hurts! It hurts! I can't help it!"

Needless to say, in the blink of an eye, the members of the Snake Cult, who were full of fanatical and murderous looks just now, were all weak and squatting on the ground covering their stomachs, and a few guys fell directly to the ground in pain, holding their hands. Clenching the grass roots tightly, tears are falling from the corners of my eyes...

"How could it be, how could it be like this?" Leader Jin's IQ was not enough in the first place, and when he saw the current scene, he immediately shut down due to arrears.

"It's really useful!" Xu Zhihu looked at them with sympathy, thought for a while and then coughed lightly, "Then what, should we do something next?"

This question is superfluous, and before Sister Chi and the others could react, Guoguo in mid-air had already shouted: "It's done! Old pig, it's up to you!"

With a bang, I heard wolves howling in the jungle not far away. Hundreds of demons and ghosts surged out, waving bright swords, guns, swords and halberds. With his upper body on his back, his big belly was shaking and shaking in the wind, and he roared murderously: "Copy the guy! The whole Dongmingshan Chichi Guard Group is here, don't be cowardly, just do it!"

"What?" The leader Jin was shocked and screamed almost subconsciously, "Block them, block them for me!"

The problem is, what can I do to block it? Most of the hundreds of Snake Cultists are holding their bellies. Even if they can barely struggle to get up, they are covered in cold sweat and are so weak that they can't even move the flying sword. Reluctantly forming a magic circle, the demons of Dongming Mountain had already rushed to the ruins of Jinshan Temple viciously.

"Go away!" Zhu Ganglie kicked over viciously, and directly kicked several congregants out, and the green lion king and big snake Hou rushed up. The general shrimp who was almost boiled in Shushan a while ago Covered with bandages, but still wielding a machete, he is not soft at all when he chops people up.

In less than a moment, the black mist magic circle, which could hold back even the flood, was directly smashed to pieces. Seeing that the situation was not good, the Jin leader on the top of the Jinshan Temple ruins screamed again, and simply directly Then he gave up the outer defense: "Bastard, bastard, my leader doesn't care about temporary gains and losses with you, but wants to see if you can..."

With a bang, before finishing speaking, the demons of Dongming Mountain had already smashed through the gate and rushed into the lobby aggressively. Perhaps it was because the Jin leader had given up on this floor. They quickly disappeared into the dark corridor, but Xu Zhihu and the others in the corner finally escaped smoothly.

"Old Xu, Chi Chi, are you all right?" Zhu Ganglie and the others rushed up together, and were surprised to see the cactus all over the ground, "Hey, have you been to the desert just now?"

"This explanation is too complicated." Xu Zhihu didn't explain at all, and looked up at the direction where the frenzy of magic energy disappeared, "Hurry up, let's go to the top of the ruins first, and stop that stupid fat man from doing stupid things!"

Oh oh oh, although I couldn't understand what he was talking about, but of course Zhu Ganglie and the others had no objection, and they all followed in a swarm. Sister Chi rushed to the front holding "just one click", exercising her waist and muscles while still Don't forget to turn around and say hello: "Damn it, I've been trapped for several days, and the Lun family doesn't have time to take care of their skin. This loss of beauty... Hey, Liu Liu, won't you come?"

Well, thanks to her reminder, the Dongmingshan gang turned their heads murderously, and saw that Mu Liu was still in the original shape of a cactus, staying motionless in the corner.

"Uh, this..." Embarrassed by them, Mu Liu hesitated for a long time, and finally told the truth, "Well, there is a small technical problem, actually, every time I turn into After the original form, it always takes a long time to pull the roots out of the ground..."

I pour!A large group of guys almost staggered into the wall collectively, ah, what's wrong with this, I haven't heard that you can't change back after changing back to the original shape.

"Forget it, let's go up first." Xu Zhihu didn't care too much, and turned to look at Yin who was still repairing the car slowly, "What, Yin, you are also repairing the car anyway, and protect the wood by the way." Miss Liu, how are you doing?"

"Yes, my lord!" Silver held up the wrench solemnly, "In addition, my subordinates need to report. According to the current repair situation, if you give me some materials, my lord, although my subordinates can't repair themselves into Qingtian column, but there is a 30.00% chance of six, repairing itself into steel..."

"Here!" Xu Zhihu didn't have time to listen, so he stuffed a few storage bags in there, and then rushed out. The Dongmingshan gang followed closely, and all of them rushed into the corridor in a murderous manner— —

"Come on! If I'm not mistaken, that fat man is staying in the tower in the middle of the ruins, so... demolish the tower!"

(End of this chapter)