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Chapter 169

Came to Xuanyuan Tomb out of nowhere, watched a gang fight out of nowhere, proposed a marriage out of nowhere...

Then, when Xu Zhihu came to his senses, he was suddenly stunned and found out: "Damn it, labor and management are going to get married and add a bridal chamber, and they are marrying Chi Chi?"

So, the most wonderful thing about life is that you never know what will happen in the next moment!
But no matter whether he accepts it or not, the matter is really settled like this. From the next morning, Su Daji played the spirit of the host, and began to greet and urge a large group of foxtail girls to start to clean Qianhuling Prepare all kinds of wedding supplies, and even don't know where to find a set of Fengguan Xiapei that is hundreds of years old but still brand new...

Well, in her words: "Ah, ah, this phoenix coronet was prepared for Shi Shi back then. Unfortunately, it is a pity that she doesn't have it until now... Forget it, she can't get married anyway, so she just gave it to her." Chi Chi, you have used it!"

Ah Choo, at this moment, in the Dongming Mountain thousands of miles away, a certain older unmarried royal lady who was building Ironforge suddenly couldn't help but sneezed!
On the other hand, because Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi are about to get married, Xuanyuan Tomb, where gang fights and scuffles are held every day recently, has been much quieter. The situation of cleaning up, after all, how do you say that sentence, the guy who destroys other people's marriage will be kicked to death by a horse when he goes out!

In fact, in order to keep these guys calm for the time being, Xu Zhihu even gave Sister Chi an idea, asking her to invite Princess Baihua and Mrs. Diyong to be bridesmaids according to the customs of the Far West...

Well, in this way, these two beautiful sisters who have to fight every time they meet can finally get along peacefully for a few days, only suffering from the yellow robe monster, now besides the mortgage, they have to save money for their own family Lady buys new dress for wedding.

Whispering like this, five or six days passed in a blink of an eye, and the legendary bridal chamber wedding night was getting closer and closer. Sister Chi was really shy at this time, hiding in her room for days and not even daring to eat Coming out, occasionally sneaking out to eat supper in the middle of the night, accidentally meeting Xu Zhihu and spraying a mouthful of spider silk, and then running away with a blushing face and holding the skirt...

Khan, what's wrong with this, Xu Zhihu is stuck on the wall every time and complains silently, but the complaints belong to him, he is actually very guilty, uh, it's the first time we get married, how can our family pretend How about getting married often, waiting online, urgent...

Regarding this issue, Lu Fenghou is relatively experienced. Taking advantage of the day when he has nothing to do, this fierce general brother pulled Xu Zhihu, while recalling the past with affection: "Ah, I think back then, When our family and Cicada had a bridal chamber, it was really lingering love seven times a night..."

Then what, when you say that, Lao Lu, do you dare to move that embroidered shoe away from your face?
Xu Zhihu complained silently, seeing the topic developing in an increasingly discordant direction, he finally couldn't help but raised his hand to interrupt: "Ahem, old Lu, haven't you found your cicada yet?"

Don't ask, just talking about this, Lu Fenghou, who was still calm just now, was suddenly filled with blood mist, and he was about to go into a state of rampage at any time, "Bastard, bastard, if I let a certain family know which despicable villain... um, Thinking about it carefully, the guy in the yellow robe seems to be staring at my Chan'er all the time, could it be that he covets Chan'er's beauty..."

"Get out! Who is coveting the beauty?" Before he could finish speaking, the yellow-robed monster suddenly jumped out of nowhere, and slammed the table viciously, "I was looking at her skirt, I was looking at her Skirt, do you understand, if it weren’t for my wife who must buy that style, who would be happy to stare at... bastard, how dare you hit me?”

Very good, fight as soon as you say it, these two guys who had finally calmed down for a few days suddenly got into a ball for no reason. The robed monsters fought in a group, and after a few seconds of being stunned, they suddenly picked up their weapons and rushed up out of habit.

Then, the demon kings from all parties who originally planned to help arrange the bridal chamber also got involved in the melee. A large group of guys fought in a group in the open space in front of Qianhuling, and began to settle old scores while fighting, such as Back then you robbed my house of magic weapons, smashed my house, and even dated my favorite girl...

What the hell is this? Xu Zhihu could only watch with his face covered in silence, and suddenly felt that it was a long way to go to persuade these snake-sick guys to stop the war completely.

To be honest, if you want to say that the demon kings of Xuanyuan Tomb really have blood feuds, that's nonsense. In fact, it's just that since Su Daji left, no one has been in charge. These guys have frictions to grab territory and resources, and gradually small battles have turned into big ones. It went from a big fight to a gang fight, and in the end, everyone was beaten to death, even if they wanted to calm down, they couldn't do it.

So, from this point of view, in fact, if you want to persuade them to live in peace, you really can't follow the conventional method. You must have something to divert their attention, or you must find something for them to do, such as... …

"For example?" Xu Zhihu began to habitually lose his temper while taking out the milk and drinking it, "Well, divert attention, speaking of divert attention, it seems that it might be possible..."

boom!
He was getting used to being unruly, when he heard a loud roar in the distance, and then he saw Hu Ximei and Yu Biao'er leaping out of the dust flying in the sky, panting from a long distance: "Diao ... Diao ... Lu ... you ... your family ..."

boom!Before he finished speaking, Lu Fenghou suddenly punched the yellow-robed monster flying away, and then rushed over like a beast, and before Hu Ximei and Yuzhuaner had time to explain clearly, he snatched the broken piece from their hands. Dudou: "This, this is, this is Cicada's..."

The shredded pink bellyband seemed to have encountered a very brutal experience. The yellow-robed monster and the demon kings of all parties stopped fighting. Harmonious picture.

"Bastard!" Lu Fenghou was trembling with anger, almost grabbing Hu Ximei's throat, "Say! Where did you find this?"

"Let go, let go." Hu Ximei was almost out of breath, and Yu Biaoer next to her hurriedly explained, "Just to the southeast of your mausoleum, when we just passed the pine forest, we were suddenly caught in the canopy. I found this thing, probably when your Cicada was taken away..."

Needless to say, Lu Fenghou roared ferociously, his dark eyes suddenly turned into red blood, and the blood all over his body was boiling like a raging flame. Just one step forward violently, there will be an endless sea of ​​blood raging , so that the surrounding trees roared and burst.

Damn, this is going to go berserk at any time!

Xu Zhihu shuddered, and quickly handed over a bottle of Coke: "Old Lu, calm down, calm down, the most important thing now is to find out the whereabouts of your cicada."

With a bang, Lu Fenghou directly crushed the Coke bottle, but thanks to the last reminder, he finally regained some sobriety, gritted his teeth with a distorted face and said, "Bastard, if someone knows it's Who made it... jade bracelet, what else did you find?"

"It's gone, we only found this bellyband." Hu Ximei and Yu Zhuan'er quickly replied, "There are no footprints or signs of fighting around. I'm afraid the hijackers succeeded in a sneak attack, and then took your Chan'er to Yujian directly." escaped."

"Uh..." The demon kings of all parties couldn't help but look at each other, "If this is the case, it would be a bit troublesome, there is no clue, even if we plan to save Diao Chan, I'm afraid... I'm sorry! Lao Lu, calm down, calm down! "

Well, after hearing the words "no clues", Lu Feng, who had finally calmed down a little bit just now, suddenly ran away hysterically. He, the problem is that Lu Fenghou is about to lose control at this time, and his whole body is burning like a human bomb, which will explode with a bang at any time!
"Wait a minute!" In the chaos, Xu Zhihu suddenly raised his hand weakly, "If I'm just looking for clues, I might have a solution!"

Very well, in an instant, Lu Fenghou, who was still burning with blood just now, suddenly seemed to be doused by a fire extinguisher, and the yellow-robed monsters next to him were all unprepared, and suddenly exerted too much force and fell into one piece.

Not caring so much, Lu Fenghou, who was pressed at the bottom, struggled to stick out his upper body, stammered expectantly: "Old Xu, you, you said you have a way to find the cicada?"

"I'm not sure, but I can give it a try." Xu Zhihu stroked his chin strangely, thought for a while and stretched out his hand, "First, uh, you have to give me that thing..."

"What?" Lu Fenghou was stunned, and looked down at Xu Zhihu's pointing.

A few seconds later, when he saw the broken bellyband in his hand, he suddenly flew into a rage, and the blood all over his body was burning again: "The surname is Xu! A certain family has known about you for a long time. I covet the beauty of a certain cicada, and I don’t even put my bellyband on..."

Sweating, Xu Zhihu wiped off the cold sweat speechlessly, and quickly explained clearly under the contemptuous eyes of the demon kings of all parties: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, why do I want a bellyband, well, actually I really want this bellyband, no , It’s not that I want this apron, I mean... I’ll wipe it! Forget it! Potpot!”

exist!
Before the words fell, Guoguo, who hadn't been wandering around recently, immediately rolled out: "Here, here, boss, you call me... Eh, what a beautiful apron!"

Before I finished speaking, when I saw the bellyband in Lu Fenghou's hand, the pot that was still talking nonsense just now suddenly made a noise, the whole body of the pot shone with silvery white light, and even the lid of the pot was trembling slightly with excitement: "Ah, this one, I haven't collected this one yet, I really want it, I really want it!"

"What the hell?" The demon kings from all sides looked at each other with strange faces, and thought that they had lived for thousands of years, but they had never seen such an unscrupulous spirit.

"Don't ask me..." Xu Zhihu covered his face in shame, and hurriedly explained, "Uh, it's like this, my family's Guoguo has an innate ability to sense and find bellybands within a radius of five hundred miles , Keke, doesn't that sound very immoral?"

"Congratulations, congratulations." Guoguo was actually shy, "Then what, in fact, this Guoguo is not as good as you say, Boss!"

"Get out! Who is praising you?" The demon kings of all parties couldn't help but roll their eyes desperately, but Lu Fenghou suddenly reacted, "Wait, that is to say, if this weapon spirit in your family..."

"That's right, give it this apron." Xu Zhihu nodded solemnly, "If there are other pieces of the apron beside your Chaner, then maybe Guoguo can lead us to the place."

"Uh... are you sure?" Lu Fenghou lowered his head dubiously, looked at the apron in his hand, and then raised his head suspiciously, looked at the pot on the opposite side who was already eager to try.

"I don't guarantee it will work." Xu Zhihu touched his chin strangely, "But it's always right to try, so you see..."

It's a difficult choice. Lu Fenghou's face was cloudy and uncertain. He looked at his bellyband and then at the pot. After a while, he probably finally made up his mind. He suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I'll trust you just once! Alright, if your weapon spirit dares to do strange things to Chan'er's bellyband, don't blame a certain family... I'll fork it!"

Before he finished speaking, Guoguo, who was already impatient, pounced on him and swallowed the apron directly.

Under the strange gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes, this guy was chewing and chewing with silver light all over his body, and he seemed to be enjoying himself: "Well, it really is the latest apron of Tianzhifang this year, and it seems to have some lilies sprinkled on it Hualu... wait! There is a situation!"

"What's the situation?" Lu Fenghou immediately lifted his spirits, and the Huangpao monster immediately picked up their weapons.

"Ahh! Ahhh!" Guoguo's whole body was trembling slightly, "This apron, this apron, this apron is actually washed with saponin water, damn it, saponin water is so rough, it will only damage the apron For softness, you should use... ah, what do you want to do?"

What else can you do, Lu Fenghou suddenly became furious, and was about to raise Fang Tian's painting halberd and rush up to smash the pot. Fortunately, the yellow robe next to him quickly hugged him: "Calm down, calm down, old Lu, even if you smash it now It doesn't help either!"

"Let go! Let me go!" Lu Fenghou had become completely berserk, and even hugged by a large group of demon kings, he still rushed forward with murderous intent, "Your uncle! A certain family insisted on smashing this place today. ..."

"Wait!" In the midst of this chaos, just now, he was still complaining about the pot of saponin water, and there was a sudden shock, "That's right! I felt it! I really felt it, it's in the southeast..."

boom!Before the words fell, this guy had already soared into the sky, turning into a silver light and flying towards the southeast!

What's going on, Lu Fenghou and Huang Pao blamed them for looking at each other, but Xu Zhihu kindly coughed a few times: "Then what, should we keep up... I'll wipe, slow down!"

Still slow, Lu Fenghou grabbed him directly, jumped on the red rabbit horse, and in a blink of an eye, he roared away at a high speed. When Sister Chi led the six little lolitas and chased them out, she could hardly see the phantom of Chituma in the distance.

Under the sun at noon, the originally peaceful Xuanyuan tombs were suddenly startled. In the chaos, only the triumphant laughter of Guoguo could be heard, echoing over the entire valley——

"Oh hehehehe, keep up, keep up with everyone... Then what, let's talk about it first, after you find someone, this apron will be the responsibility!"

(End of this chapter)