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Chapter 177 Money is not the problem The problem is no money
In the early spring of March, after the missing Diao Chan was found, a certain guy who was going crazy every few hours finally returned to normal, which also made the Xuanyuan Tomb, which had been fighting with gangs for days, finally calm down A few points, so that they will not be called to the point where they need to call the Armed Police Corps.

In fact, if you really want to talk about it, it is thanks to the blessings of the twelve evil generals. It is precisely because you are worried that the yin and yang king behind it will make a comeback. The demon kings of all parties have recently paid attention to self-restraint when fighting in groups. , In one sentence - "We still have to fight, but when we fight, we must fight with style and characteristics. Friendship comes first and competition comes second!"

Hey, this word sounds familiar!
Xu Zhihu complained a hundred times silently, seeing that when he got up early in the morning, there was another gang fight outside Qianhu Ling, and he had automatically entered a state of numbness watching the battle, compared to this habit of having a fight every day Group fights, in fact, he wants to know more about the origin of the legendary Yin-Yang Dharma King, who can make the fox demon Yujie, who has always been a fox spirit, be serious once in a while.

"Well, that's the evil venerable of Beiman Mountain." As if knowing what he was thinking, Su Daji suddenly appeared behind him miraculously holding a jade pipa, "Many years ago, the Lun family lived in Tongtian Sect Master I met him once at the sermon... At that time, this guy had just started to practice the fierce yang cold yin method, and his cultivation base was not very high. He wanted to grab ribs from me when he was eating, and I beat him up on the spot .”

"Uh..." Xu Zhihu raised his head silently, imagining the scene of dozens of leaders, demon kings and demon kings scrambling for food around the round table, and suddenly there was a sense of sight of a college classmate having dinner, "By the way, how long have you guys been together?" Have you eaten meat?"

"Hmph, do you think those are ordinary ribs?" Su Daji snorted disapprovingly, and then couldn't help sticking out the tip of her tongue and licking her lips, as if reminiscing about the delicious ribs that day.

After a while, she finally got back to the topic, shaking her foxtail with a strange expression on her face: "However, what surprised the Lun family is that although the King of Yin-Yang escaped the Kunwu demon back then, he He walked into the fire demon because of practicing the strange method of fierce yang, cold and yin, and he has not heard from him for at least hundreds of years, why did he suddenly appear now?"

"Well, maybe people are thinking about the revenge of the pork ribs back then, so they came here on purpose... According to history, a bloody case caused by a pork rib." Xu Zhihu said serious nonsense, thought for a while and then weakly raised his hand to ask, "Then, Is the cultivation of this Yin-Yang Dharma King stronger than that of your empress?"

"Only him?" Su Daji proudly held his hands behind his back, and waved his nine fox tails flirtatiously, "I think back then, when the Lun family was in its heyday, one person could beat him ten times, no, one person could beat him a hundred times. indivual!"

"Understood!" Xu Zhihu said that he fully understood, "That means, you must not be able to beat him now, ma'am, right?"

"Who, who can't beat him?" Su Daji's face flushed immediately, but at the end, she sighed in frustration, "Well, if there is no other way for Ben Gong's injury, it will take at least a few years to recover." Take care of him, in this situation, if that bastard Yin Yang came to take revenge, he really had no choice but to..."

Speaking of only being able to do so, she suddenly stretched out her hand earnestly, no, stretched out nine fox tails, and patted Xu Zhihu on the shoulder very seriously: "Zhihu, the Lun family is optimistic about you, save Xuanyuan Tomb and unite all demons!" The task of Wang Gong against the powerful enemy is entrusted to you!"

"You win!" Xu Zhihu desperately rolled his eyes speechlessly, but couldn't help but turned his head neatly with Su Daji, looking at the open space outside the Thousand Fox Mausoleum——

That's right, from having breakfast today to now almost noon, Lu Fenghou's yellow robe blamed Mrs. Diyong, Princess Baihua and a group of guys have been fighting for almost three hours. It is said that the cause of the incident was that Mrs. Diyong was hungry for half a month. The newly purchased pair of fragrant cloud shoes, which was bought by frugality, was pointed out by the passing Princess Baihua as fakes that can buy three pairs of two hundred spirit stones, and then...

Then, starting from the battle between these two beautiful royal sisters, the yellow-robed monster also got involved inexplicably, and then there was Lu Fenghou who "passed by, I just bought breakfast for Chan'er, who knocked over the buns", and then Then there is the black wind monster who says "labor and management are just passing by to have a fight to warm up", and then there is the monster king of all parties who "since everyone is fighting, if we don't participate, it will appear disunity"...

All in all, it was no different from usual. These guys who were full and had nothing to do had a fight inexplicably because of various small frictions, and they couldn't hold back when they were doing it. Seeing that the situation was getting more and more serious, each Fang has developed from the combination of fists and feet to the use of weapons. According to this posture, he will use the magic weapon after a while...

"You bastard! You all have enough for a certain family!" During the chaos, even the wooden box containing the buns was crushed. Lu Fenghou remembered that his beloved Cicada was still starving at home, and suddenly became furious and roared ferociously, with bloody flames shining all over his body The whistling roared violently, causing several demon kings around to fly backwards.

"I'm afraid of you!" The yellow-robed monster and the black wind monster looked at each other, took a deep breath in unison, and in an instant, their bodies swelled several times, and the monster aura around them roared like a raging tide, and they were about to go forward viciously.

Damn, it’s true, Su Daji was taken aback, and wanted to go up to stop him but was powerless, so she quickly grabbed Xu Zhihu: "Ah, Zhihu, think of a way!"

As long as I have a solution, Xu Zhihu was also dumbfounded, thinking that we have only chatted a few words, and the battle here has reached this level.

While talking, the battle over there was about to go completely out of control. Seeing that Lu Fenghou had picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd and rushed towards the yellow-robed monster, Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded for a few seconds, and when he subconsciously turned his head to see the side, suddenly Overjoyed——

"Stop all of them! If anyone doesn't put down their weapons, our family will let Zizi cry for you!"

Very well, after a moment of strange silence, the demon kings of all parties who were about to launch a vicious attack suddenly staggered back in panic, and Lu Fenghou suddenly changed his color, and jumped tens of feet away, waving Fang Tian's painted halberd to block the attack. In front of him: "Old Xu! Don't mess around! Have something to say!"

Don't be afraid, this is called letting Zizi go if there is a disagreement!

Xu Zhihu hugged Zizi, who was still innocently eating Oreos, as if he was holding an atomic bomb: "Put down your weapons, keep calm, and listen to me first. Anyone who does something while I'm talking will be fine." Don't blame me for letting Zizi and the others go to his house and cry for half an hour!"

Needless to say, thinking of the natural disaster scene of the earthquake and volcano a few days ago, the demon kings of all parties were in cold sweat and hurriedly dropped their weapons: "Yes, yes, can I listen to you? Say, put Zizi down first."

That's about the same, Xu Zhihu put Zizi down carefully, and stuffed another pack of butter biscuits for her, then took a deep breath, and slowly inspected the demon kings present.

After a few minutes, amidst the bewildered expressions of a large group of demon kings, he suddenly touched his chin seriously: "Speaking of which, I have thought about it very seriously recently, have you ever thought about why you always fight?" stand up?"

"Uh...why?" Lu Fenghou and Huangpao blamed each other.

"It's very simple, because..." Xu Zhihu looked at them seriously, "It's because... poor!"

"Pfft!" The demon kings from all sides couldn't help but sprayed in unison, and rolled their eyes neatly and desperately, "Nonsense, who is poor, how are we poor?"

"Where is it not poor?" Xu Zhihu said nonsense in a serious manner, and pointed to Mrs. Diyong in the crowd, "For example, sister Diyong, think about it yourself, why do you always fight with Baihua, don't you?" Because of Tianzhifang's gold thread show bags and fragrant cloud shoes!"

"It seems to be true." Mrs. Diyong and Princess Baihua looked at each other, but opened their eyes neatly, "So?"

"So, the point is that you have no money!" Xu Zhihu looked at them sympathetically, "Think about it, if you are rich, why would you care about the gold thread show bag? Tianzhifang, if you love to buy gold thread show bags, you can buy gold thread show bags, if you like to buy fragrant cloud shoes, then buy fragrant cloud shoes, come for nine purple rain jade bracelets, and buy eight if you wear one!"

"Uh, isn't it?" Mrs. Diyong and Princess Baihua were filled with little stars when they heard this, and they wished they could go to Tianzhifang to buy things right now.

"Yes, absolutely!" Xu Zhihu nodded seriously, and then pointed to the yellow-robed monster and the black wind monster next to him, "Then what, Lao Huang, don't bother with your 32-year installment cave, as long as the spirit There are enough stones, and you can buy the inverted peaks of the Shushan Fleet School; Heifeng, you can throw away those cassocks, and when you have spirit stones, you can find someone to make them for you. It doesn’t matter what gems you want to inlay on them. "

"Well, it seems to be right..." The yellow-robed monster's face was full of excitement, and the black wind monster's eyes were green, and he didn't know where he was thinking.

"That's right!" Xu Zhihu turned to look at Lu Fenghou next to him, "Also, old Lu..."

"I don't lack spirit stones!" Before he finished speaking, Lu Fenghou retorted first, "A certain family's savings are enough for me and Chan'er to spend."

"The question is, do you plan to have children in the future?" Xu Zhihu looked at him sympathetically, "According to the degree of love you have, you should have seven or eight children. Do you know how much it costs to raise a child? Milk powder money Diaper money, daily expenses, elixir training, and early education classes, well, there may be no early education classes, but you have to learn magic, and you have to ask for a good teacher, right, you can’t even buy a place without money, and there are school district rooms ..."

Not to mention, when Lu Fenghou heard the above fees just now, he was so shocked that even Fang Tian's painting halberd was dropped, and it was the black wind monster who kindly picked it up and returned it to him.

"So, the root of the problem lies in poverty!" Xu Zhihu sighed earnestly, "The ancients said well that poverty is the root of all misfortunes...Well, now you understand why you always fight in groups Let's fight, in the final analysis, one word is—"

"Poor!" The demon kings of all parties answered in unison, and they had already been successfully brought into the pit. Lu Fenghou still humbly asked for advice and raised his hand weakly, "Uh, Lao Xu, then what should we do to... earn money?" Got a lot of spirit stones?"

"That's right, that's the key point!" Xu Zhihu is an eighth-level professional in pit digging, and he dug the pit calmly in a blink of an eye, "Our Dongming Mountain mainly relies on alchemy and Fangshi, but Looking at the situation in your neighborhood, it is estimated that there is no shortage of pills and square markets, so we need to think about new ways to make money."

"For example?" Lu Fenghou and the others pricked up their ears expectantly.

"For example..." Xu Zhihu paused with a serious face, and after a few seconds of calm, he turned his head solemnly under the expectant eyes of a group of guys——

"Ah?" Su Daji, who was excitedly looking for inspiration to write lyrics, turned her head in confusion.

"That's right, it's you!" Xu Zhihu looked at her with a smile, kept looking, kept looking, kept seeing Fox Demon Yujie's creeps, then suddenly coughed a few times in a serious way——

"By the way, ma'am... do you want to watch the short video in my notebook?"

(End of this chapter)