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Chapter 179 Small advertisements are the scariest thing
At the beginning of April, with Xuanyuan's tomb as the core and radiating to the surroundings, all the demon lairs of the righteous sects and evil sects within a radius of thousands of miles all encountered strange and incomprehensible incidents...

The so-called weird incidents do not refer to any foreign invasion, but from the beginning of this month, Qi refiners or demons and ghosts of various forces will be shocked to find that their gates or stone pillars in front of them are On the bed, it was covered with densely packed small pieces of paper, and when the slightly cold morning wind blew over, hundreds of white paper pieces rattled, that scene was simply spectacular!

Your uncle!Which bastard did it!

After the initial shock, those qi refiners, demons and ghosts, of course, became furious and furious, and rolled up their sleeves to tear up these small pieces of paper, and after they rushed up and tore a few pieces, they were suddenly surprised The discovery - "Hey, it seems that there are strange things printed on these small pieces of paper?"

That's right, every small piece of paper that appeared mysteriously was filled with bold and colorful fonts, and all kinds of weird propaganda slogans were printed on it. I don't know who wrote it personally, but it looks very cute anyway. It's right to be tempting--

"Xuanyuan Mausoleum Thousand Fox Mausoleum Grand Theater will hold a whole Kunwu tour concert on April [-]th, and invite you to witness a great legend!"

"The thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox demon is the lead singer, the beautiful pipa master joined in friendship, and the popular actress Yu Biaoer performed for the first time. It took three years to create a classic song and dance, and the demon kings from Xuanyuan Tomb will help you open the door to a new world. !"

"For the first performance, tickets are free, room and board are half-price, and a piece of psychic fox hair produced by Qianhu Ling is included. The 88th, 888th, and 888th audience can also get a jade pipa signed by Su Daji, and more super Unimaginably rich and mysterious prizes are waiting for you!"

Uh, can anyone tell me what is the Dunima written on it?

I have never seen such an unscrupulous small advertisement, or, I have never seen such an overwhelming small advertisement. The righteous and evil sects around Xuanyuan's tomb are all dumbstruck, and they are confused for a moment, and they don't understand at all. What should be the response to——

It sounds like Su Daji from Xuanyuan Tomb and those demon kings are planning to hold some kind of concert and invited us to watch... Wait a minute, what is the concert? Is it a branch of Beijing Opera or Yue Opera?

Don't care what it is, anyway, from this day on, these small advertisements have been endless like bombings, appearing at the gates of major forces over and over again. , don't even know how it was posted.

For example, Feitian Yujianzong, who is a nearby sect, once expressed extreme anger at this kind of small advertisement, and once sent dozens of disciples to guard the gate overnight, but in the early morning, a group of disciples just called Snooze, just when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw a red phantom whizzing away, and small snow-white pieces of paper were already fluttering in the sky above the sect, which looked like a sky full of snow...

Damn, jerk!

As the current head of Feitian Yujianzong, the violent Jiuli Jianzun is extremely indignant about this, especially when he saw that in the new advertisement posted today, there are actually a group of charming and beautiful vixen sisters drawn, and the disciples under the sect are secretly red-faced. Hiding the small advertisement, he was so angry that he was shaking all over: "The world is going down, the world is going down, I want to see, what methods do those evildoers in Xuanyuan Tomb have?"

Facts have proved that Xuanyuan Tomb has more methods!
After half a month of small advertisements, the demon kings of all parties are no longer satisfied with posting leaflets, but under the irresponsible guidance of someone, they have changed to large-scale publicity——

For example, using sorcery to transform several nearby mountain peaks into large billboards, and draw lifelike patterns on the cliffs of thousands of feet; for example, specially sending yellow-robed monsters to come to the door to formally and seriously send out invitations. If they don’t come, they won’t give me face Stance; another example is spending a lot of money to hire many shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and everyone talks about how exciting the concert Qianhuling is rehearsing for. Well, because these shrimp soldiers and crab generals are all aquarium, so Lu Fenghou even gave them a unified code name ——"Water Army!"

Well, all kinds of propaganda methods are multi-pronged. The various forces who have never seen the power of the media are really dizzy from being bombarded. In Xu Zhihu's words, what is called the eyeball economy is no matter whether the evaluation is good or not. It's still bad, let them all know first!

In fact, by the end of April, almost all the major sects and forces of thousands of miles knew that there was a grand theater opened in the Qianhuling of Xuanyuan Tomb, and a large group of vixen girls wanted to open it without listening to anything The concert I have been to, and this concert seems to come from a place other than Kunwu, full of exotic customs...

God knows what the concert is, but after being brainwashed like this for a whole month, except for a few guys with a firm and tenacious mind, most of the qi refiners and demons, the demon kings and ghost kings, really all became curious at the same time. ——Then what, Xuanyuan Tomb doesn't seem to be far away, anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, why don't we just go and have a look?
"Bastard, all my disciples are not allowed to go without permission!" Jiuli Jianzun was furious at this, and immediately pulled out the magic sword with a full face, "Come on, prepare the roller coaster. I want to go to Xuanyuan Tomb to kill demons in person!" Exorcism... By the way, where is that theater?"

Fuck, master, where's your integrity?
A large group of disciples of Feitian Yujianzong rolled their eyes collectively like this, watching the headmaster go to Xuanyuan Tomb to slay demons and eliminate demons. Of course, Jiuli Swordmaster was not the only one who went there. There are more and more human demon kings and ghost kings in the way of Shimo, and in the end they turned into a huge tourist group. Those who knew it was to come to the concert, but those who didn't know it really thought they were here to slay demons...

Fortunately, fortunately, these guys don't have a good relationship with each other, and the demon kings from all sides of the Xuanyuan Tomb mobilized collectively, and at last there was no cloud-piercing arrow and thousands of horses to meet on the spot.

But even so, Sister Chi, who was in charge of maintaining order, was still sweating tremblingly. She watched a certain powerful man descend from the sky with violent and murderous aura several times, and she always had the subconscious urge to take out the little spider and throw it out...

"Bie Fang, at a time like this, all you have to do is smile." Xu Zhihu hurriedly took out a carton of milk to calm her down.

"Smiling, it's good if I don't shake." Sister Chi took a deep breath guiltyly, and couldn't help raising her hand weakly to ask, "By the way, Zhihu, the concert you mentioned... Uh, will it work?"

"Well, it shouldn't be a problem." Xu Zhihu was actually very guilty, touched his chin with a strange face, thought for a while and then seriously suggested, "Otherwise, Chichi, let Yin become the bus driver first." Wait outside Qianhu Mausoleum, don't turn off the fire, if the situation is not good, we will run away early?"

"Pfft!" Sister Chi spat out milk, but she could only hold back her panic and went forward, leading a group of vixen sisters with smiles, and led all the great talents gathered from all sides to the Thousand Fox Mausoleum.

Do you still remember the great hall where Su Daji sang "Sparkling Tea Tea Eggs"? The underground hall at this moment, after days of painstaking transformation by the demon kings of all parties, has become a palace full of weird paintings. The stage... Well, the reason why I say it is weird is because Xu Zhihu has never seen how a real concert should be set up, so he simply followed the general idea.

In less than a moment, hundreds of powerful people who came from afar have found their respective seats and sat down under the guidance of the vixen sisters. There is really a sense of sight in a group to watch a movie, and it is really perfect just to give each person a pair of 3D glasses.

The next moment, as Xu Zhihu turned his head to signal, Lu Fenghou over there immediately stomped his feet knowingly, and all the lights in the audience were extinguished in an instant. Hundreds of powerful people did not expect it, and suddenly there was a small commotion, almost An evil demon king with insufficient concentration almost took out a drop of blood, so he had to start a fight regardless of the situation.

"There is no reason for this!" In the chaos, Sword Master Jiuli of Flying Sword Master Fei Tian was furious, and immediately pulled out his magic sword with a slamming sound, "Where are the disciples under the sect, follow me to kill demons..."

Don't make trouble, Xu Zhihu hurriedly stopped him, and pointed to the circular stage above: "Then what, senior, our concert is about to start, loud noises and cell phone calls are wrong."

While speaking, the curtain on the stage has been slowly raised. Under the slightly surprised eyes of all parties, a vague figure appeared behind the huge curtain, and gradually there was a weird music sound that was faintly visible. It came from all directions like a mist, shrouding the entire hall in a strange atmosphere.

The next moment, the lights suddenly flickered slightly, and after seeing the rising curtain, Su Daji's figure suddenly appeared. The hundreds of powerful people in the audience immediately opened their eyes and looked up almost subconsciously.

"Pretending to be a ghost!" Amid all the attention and anticipation, Jiuli Jianzun proudly held his hand in disdain, and snorted coldly, but his eyes still turned to the stage involuntarily——

"It's ridiculous, I want to see what kind of concert is this, what else can I perform...Pfft! This, what is this?"

(End of this chapter)