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Chapter 183 This Is the Real Kneeling

After coming to Xuanyuan's Tomb, Xu Zhihu fully understood two truths - first, singing can sing about the dead; second, reciting poems can also sing about the dead!

Under the dark and foggy sky, Li Taihei, who was drinking fine wine leisurely, seemed to have not seen the vicious monster kings from all sides, until the sharp big ax had viciously chopped off his head, and then he calmed down as if nothing had happened. Cough——

"All the birds fly high, and the lone cloud wanders alone, and never gets tired of looking at each other. There is only Jingting Mountain!"

boom!
In an instant, accompanied by the violent vibrations of the pitch-black mist, several mountain peaks formed in mid-air, roaring and smashing down unscrupulously!

"No!" The yellow-robed monster Heifeng who was rushing up was taken aback, almost subconsciously dodging in panic, but even if they escaped in time, the several mountain peaks viciously suppressed them, and immediately blasted several demon kings into the hard rock. On the ground, only two legs were still twitching outside.

This is just the beginning, and before the demon kings of all parties get up from the smoke and dust in embarrassment, Li Taihei over there has already swallowed another sip of fine wine, and with the help of the strong smell of alcohol, he let out a long groan in satisfaction——

"Li Hei was about to go on a boat, when he suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore. The peach blossom pool is a thousand feet deep, and it's not as good as Wang Lun's love for me!"

What the hell, the yellow-robed monsters who just struggled to get up looked at each other, their semi-literate state couldn't understand the meaning at all, but Su Daji next to him suddenly changed color, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Be careful, be careful of your feet... Uh, Act as if this palace never said it!"

Before I could finish speaking, the seemingly hard ground outside Qianhu Mausoleum suddenly collapsed without warning, and the thousand-foot deep pool with fluttering peach blossom petals unexpectedly appeared out of thin air like this, except for a few lucky ones who vacated Except for those who fled, most of the demon kings all screamed and fell into the deep pool.

"It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable!" Mrs. Diyong jumped up from the deep pool, ignoring the wet and embarrassing situation, and immediately pulled out two crescent thorns in a murderous manner, "Grandma won't believe it. There are so many of us, we can't deal with it!" You bastard who sings poetry!"

In an instant, accompanied by her long and exasperated roar, all the demon kings rushed out of the deep pool with water waves, the black wind monster roared and turned into a terrifying black bear with a height of tens of feet, and the yellow robe monster danced and turned into a yellow robe. The sand hurricane swept in, and even Lu Fenghou, who had just been swept away by the big river, at this moment also instigated the soaked red rabbit horse, and rushed towards it with blazing flames!
Talk about gang fights!Who were we afraid of in the Xuanyuan Tombs?
Amidst the roaring roar, the demon kings from all sides swallowed Li Taihei like black and raging waves, all kinds of magic weapons and magic weapons were poured out, and Sister Chi, who hadn't shown her face just now, He even let out a cold snort and jumped up high, and there was a bang in mid-air.

, turning into endless red-blooded little spiders, pouring down like a storm.

But it's useless, and even so, it's still useless at all!
Surrounded by countless monsters, Li Taihei was completely unmoved. He still drank the fine wine leisurely, while spewing out the diffuse mist of the fine wine from his mouth, while slowly reciting five-character seven-character seven-character and even long ancient poems— —

"Dragon horse flower snow hair, golden saddle Wuling Hao. Autumn frost cut jade sword, sunset pearl robe."

"The gate of heaven interrupts the opening of the Chu River, and the clear water flows eastward here. The green mountains on both sides of the bank face each other, and the lonely sails come from the sun."

"On the top there is the high mark of the six dragons returning to the sun, and on the bottom there is the rushing and reversing return to Sichuan. The yellow crane can't fly, and the apes want to escape their sorrows and climb for help."

"Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning! Don't you see the mirror in the high hall with sad and white hair, like blue silk in the morning and snow in the evening!"

"Join the Yumen Road of the army, and drive away the Jinwei Mountain. The flute plays the plum blossom song, and the knife opens the moon ring. The drums sound on the sea, and the soldiers are engulfed in the clouds. I wish to kill Shan Yu's head and drive Jingtieguan for a long time."

Continuously, back and forth, accompanied by his unhurried singing, the dark ghost fog in the midair combined with poetry, transformed into various visions to be suppressed continuously, first the surging mountains and long rivers, followed by cutting out of thin air The falling horses and long knives, and then the fierce beasts and birds coming from nowhere, and finally accompanied by the song "March from the Army", countless soldiers turned out from behind the valley, and a thousand arrows came directly!

damn it!damn it!
He was struggling to resist all kinds of visionary attacks, and by the time the demon kings from all sides reacted, he had been shot into a hedgehog by the stormy arrows. Lu Fenghou didn't know how many arrows he had shot in his body. Seeing that there was another mountain in front of him It appeared out of nowhere and fell fiercely, and couldn't help but raged: "Bastard! If you have the ability to fight against a certain player, you will only use this weird method... eh, weird method?"

Well, when it comes to the word "weird means", the demon kings of all parties, who were struggling, suddenly turned their heads with weird faces, and looked at Xu Zhihu who was eating melons without knowing the truth in his busy schedule.

Sister Chi was stunned for a moment, and was even more overjoyed: "Zhihu, you can do it, use your weird methods to solve that guy!"

"Huh? Weird tricks?" Li Taihei, who was chanting a five-character ancient poem lightly, turned his head in time, and when he saw Xu Zhihu who was speechless, he suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth sarcastically.

In an instant, with the sudden vibration of the pitch-black mist, his figure swayed slightly, and if he appeared in front of Xu Zhihu like a ghost, he opened his mouth again and sprayed it again, and a large amount of wine turned into mist and shot out whistlingly: "The sun shines on the incense burner! Ziyan, looking at the waterfall hanging in Qianchuan from a distance. It flies down three thousand feet, it is suspected..."

Doubt your size!Everyone knows that this guy can't finish reading, or wait for the waterfall to fall from the sky!
Xu Zhihu couldn't help being horrified, seeing that Li Taihei had already read "The Milky Way hangs for nine days", he almost subconsciously took out something, and threw it into the air without saying a word——

"Okay, okay, I can't recite poetry, but... I remember I have a comic pen!"

That's right, as a cartoonist, how could you not bring someone who is eating with you, and in an instant, you saw that [-]% new comic pen whistling and spinning into the air, followed by a golden light, and it fell strangely in the void Come.

Enveloped by this dazzling golden light, Li Taihei on the opposite side was taken aback, and the words "Suspected Galaxy Falls Nine Heavens" were abruptly interrupted.

It's just that the next moment, when he reacted, he suddenly swayed and charged like a ghost, "Paintbrush? What an idiot, even if you can condense the painting into reality, you have to have time to draw it!"

"Who said I'm going to draw?" Xu Zhihu raised his hand with a strange face, just in time to catch the falling comic pen, "I just plan to..."

Before the words fell, the comic pen shone golden again, as if it had a spiritual sense, but automatically took Xu Zhihu's hand, flying in the air, and quickly wrote a series of numbers: "233333333..."

Immediately afterwards, facing Li Taihei's astonished expression, Xu Zhihu took a deep breath, and blew hard on the string of golden numbers that seemed to have substance——

"That's right, I don't know how to read poetry, and I don't have time to draw comics... But, my family knows emoji!"

(End of this chapter)