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Chapter 19 I Raise You
In December of 839 in the Kunwu calendar, the Dongming Mountain group of demons headed by Zhu Ganglie solemnly announced that the most beautiful woman in Dongming Mountain, Chi Jieer, is the common treasure of our Dongming Mountain group of monsters. If any organization or individual tries to covet If you stretch out your hand, you will be mercilessly attacked by our Dongming Mountain monsters...

Well, Xu Zhihu has to admit that the above are all made up by his brain!
However, the development of the matter is almost like this. Anyway, facing the fierce threat of the Bull Demon King, none of the Dongming Mountain monsters ran away timidly, but gathered together with furious and murderous aspirations. I deliberately went around a few nearby demon mountains and lakes to spread the news.

I have to say that there are so many admirers of Sister Chi that I need to use a calculator to count——

The Black Bear Spirit from the South Peak came, the Big Snake Lord from the North Slope came, the Green Lion King from Dongshangang came, and the General Shrimp from the Jiuqu River also came. By the time night fell, five or six hundred people had gathered in front of Pansi Cave. It was a ferocious monster, and there were actually a few weak scholars and scholars among them...

"Damn it, you can still eat all monsters?" Xu Zhihu looked awe-inspiring and wondered how many girls Chi Chi had cheated. Even against the Bull Demon King, maybe not without... eh?

As it turned out, his estimate was a bit optimistic!

Before I could say a few words of emotion, the demons and ghosts by the bonfire over there were already fighting. Zhu Ganglie grabbed the collar of the North Slope Big Snake Hou, blushing and spitting wildly with a thick neck: "Fart! Who said that Chi Chi likes you, Don't be sentimental, she got wind and sand into her eyes at that time, do you really think you were moved by this stupid snake?"

"Get out, even if Chichi doesn't like me, it's not your turn!" The big snake Hou with a flushed face hissed out the snake letter, and angrily grabbed the green lion king next to him, "Smile, You're an idiot, you're not much better, you're so ridiculous, just forget about writing a love letter secretly, and return a bunch of typos!"

"Huh? How did you know that I wrote a love letter?" The Green Lion King who was gloating suddenly had a weird expression on his face. When he realized it, he suddenly rushed towards General Xia in a rage, "Your uncle, Lao Xia, you bastard, you actually secretly Open my love letter?"

Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, every half an hour, hundreds of demons and ghosts have already started group fights, and the black tiger took his heart out Yasha Tanhaili split Huashan and cut off the legs of his sons and grandchildren. Seeing this kind of drunken gang fights, you probably don't have to wait Three days later, the bull demon king ordered Qi's demon soldiers to kill them, and the whole army was wiped out by killing each other.

"Okay, I take back what I just said." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, watched a wine jar fly over his head, and suddenly felt that for the sake of his life, he should stay away from these jealous guys.

Holding a light and dark lantern, he walked aimlessly along the forest path. When he raised his head inadvertently, he realized that he had unknowingly arrived at the hot spring beside the cave. The place where we first met.

Speaking of Sister Chi, the most beautiful woman in Dongming Mountain is really at the edge of the hot spring at this time, holding a bowl of shredded chicken and soy sauce rice, chasing six younger sisters who refuse to eat: " Ahhh, Zizi, how about another bite... Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng, open your mouth, the bird is about to fly in!"

Khan, you still say that you are not a sister control?

Xu Zhihu stood under the shade of the tree, watching this lively and warm scene, suddenly felt a very soft feeling in his heart.

But the next moment, Sister Chi discovered his existence, and rolled her eyes angrily: "Don't hide, I've already seen you, come out!"

Seen through, Xu Zhihu could only cough a few times, and came out from the shade of the tree with a lantern in hand. The six little lolis took the opportunity to run away, and disappeared with a bang, leaving only the two of them looking at each other strangely.

Well, the atmosphere is really a bit weird!

Xu Zhihu was stunned for a long time without thinking of what to say, so he could only turn his head to find something to say, and looked at the monsters who were still fighting in groups by the campfire over there: "Uh, those guys seem to be very infatuated with you , knew it was so dangerous and came to help."

Unexpectedly, Sister Chi didn't take the opportunity to praise Maggie Wushuang for her infinite charm, but stared at the swaying figures beside the campfire, and after a long time, she sighed softly: "Well, you are wrong! "

"Hey, what's wrong?" Xu Zhihu was surprised.

"What do you think?" Sister Chi looked at Zhu Ganglie who was yelling from a distance, gently pulling the hair on her sideburns, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but slightly raised, "Actually, I've known that old pig for a long time Yes, when he hadn't cultivated to become a master, he was chased halfway up the mountain by some woodcutters, and I happened to pass by there..."

Huh, this is really the first time Xu Zhihu has heard about this. Wait a minute, that is to say, Zhu Ganglie actually wanted to help a long time ago, but he was afraid that Sister Chi would refuse him for fear of hurting him, so he just made up a reason for his love and pursuit ?
That's right, Sister Chi turned her head again, pointing at the Big Snake Hou from a distance: "For another example, that guy Big Snake, he was almost killed by the thunderbolt when he was crossing the tribulation, I helped him withstand the thunder tribulation, now Every cloudy day will be sore all over."

"Also, the Blue Lion King guy, don't look at him now. He was not weaned when he was just born. I thought it was very pitiful, so I took the rice cereal that Zizi and the others usually drink, and dipped it with my fingers. Feed it a little bit..."

"By the way, besides them, there is also General Shrimp, that guy..."

"Hey, this guy has also been favored by you?" Xu Zhihu was in awe.

"No wonder!" Sister Chi suddenly rolled her eyes, "This guy is really a nympho, his brain is flooded... No, it seems that the whole body of the shrimp is soaked in water?"

"It seems to be!" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, and looked at the heartless monsters around the campfire, and suddenly felt that these guys seemed to be quite... er, very loyal, accurate To be honest, most of the people our family has met are more bastards than them!
"That's right, are we very loyal?" Before he finished feeling, Zhu Ganglie's rough voice sounded from behind.

"Damn it, you guys are moving too fast right now?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback.

"Generally fast, generally fast." Zhu Ganglie carried a mace, stretched out his hoof carelessly, and patted Sister Chi's fragrant shoulder vigorously, "Chichi, don't worry, we have been friends for so many years, how can we do that?" I’m going to help you, um, how do you say that sentence, we came out to mess around, the most important thing is the word Qi!”

"Hey, isn't it a righteous word?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help raising his hand, but when he saw the ferocious expressions of a group of monsters, he decided not to say anything.

"You...you..." At this moment, looking at the sincere Zhu Ganglie and the others around her, Sister Chi suddenly choked up a little. Although she tried hard to pretend not to care, her slightly wet eyes But it has already explained everything.

"Needless to say, really needless to say." Zhu Ganglie scratched his head vigorously and patted his heart in a rough voice, "I'm not smart and my mouth is stupid, but I understand in my heart that whoever treats me well and who treats me badly Okay... Anyway, Chi Chi, your business is our business, even if I risk my life, I will definitely protect you!"

That is, that is, a large group of monsters behind all nodded desperately, and General Xia jumped out impassionedly: "Chi Chi, don't worry, even if you can't beat the Bull Demon King, I can still take you to live with me, Lian Zi Zi and the others took it together, and even the wedding wine and candles for my marriage... I forked, who hit me?"

It was you who hit!猪刚烈他们顿时怒了，直接杀气腾腾的冲上去狂揍，你大爷的，我们守了赤赤这么多年，连情书都不敢写，你丫的居然敢在这里提亲，给我打，往死If you can't beat them to death, you won't be paid!

Very good, so a few minutes later, this group of guys fought into a group again!

Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, decided to take back all the touch and praise just now, and couldn't help but look at Sister Chi next to him who also had a weird face: "Ahem, I think, with this group of unreliable guys Judging by the performance of... well, have you considered moving?"

"My home is in Pansi Cave, and I won't leave here." Sister Chi took a deep breath, and looked back at Zizi and the others who were still bouncing around on bamboo horses in front of Pansi Cave.

After a while, she suddenly took out a small package from her arms, and stuffed it to Xu Zhihu as if she had made up her mind: "But Zhihu, in fact, this matter really has nothing to do with you. With your alchemy skills, no matter where you go Everyone should be able to eat, maybe..."

Hey hey, do I look like one of those unscrupulous bastards?
Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, but he still pressed Sister Chi's shoulders hard, and looked directly at her seriously: "Listen, as long as you and Zizi and the others are here, Pansi Cave will be there, so why not We must stay here, let's change places together, we can still be neighbors next door, and we can still fight every day, can't we?"

"How can it be so easy?" Sister Chi couldn't help showing a wry smile, "The demon mountain with aura is basically occupied by those big monsters, even if I take Zizi and the others to other places, why don't Living under the fence, even eating will be a problem, will you support me?"

"I'll support you!" Xu Zhihu blurted out subconsciously.

"Huh..." Sister Chi suddenly opened her eyes wide, as if frightened, she looked at him in disbelief.

Well, the atmosphere suddenly became very weird. The two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. Even Zizi and the other six seemed to feel something, and looked at them together with watery eyes.

Seeing Sister Chi's face full of astonishment at first, followed by a sudden blush on her fair and pretty face, Xu Zhihu suddenly felt very embarrassed: "Uh, no, the nurturing I mentioned is not the nurturing you understand... ...The support I said is the support of the family, and the support you understand is the support... Hey, that's not right, I want to say..."

puff!
Before he finished talking, he was stuck to the wall by the spider web again, wait, why again?
"Who, who, who wants you to raise it?" Like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, Sister Chi jumped up with a blushing face, stuttered and couldn't speak the whole sentence, and pulled Zizi up in a hurry. The six of them fled away as if they were running away.

Speechless, speechless, Xu Zhihu is still glued to the wall, so he can only shout innocently from behind: "Wait, wait, even if you want to leave, at least give me... I'll wipe it!"

Before he could finish speaking, a mountain-digging ax whizzed and hit him right next to his ear, and he was almost about to perform watermelon cutting.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Zhu Ganglie holding an iron pot, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, coming out from the side: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous, those guys are crazy, if I didn't run away so fast... Hey, Zhihu, why? Are you going to be glued to the wall?"

You ask me, who am I asking, Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes desperately: "Don't mention it, I just told Sister Chi that if it doesn't work, I should leave Dongming Mountain first, but that arrogant silly girl... Forget it, old pig It’s just in time, let me ask you, how sure do you feel that you can deal with the Bull Demon King?”

Well, Zhu Ganglie thought about it seriously for a long time, and finally stretched out two hooves cautiously. After thinking about it, he felt a little guilty, and retracted one with embarrassment.

Well, when I didn't ask, Xu Zhihu looked at him speechlessly: "So, you guys are not sure at all, right?"

"What can we do?" Zhu Ganglie muttered aggrievedly, "That stupid cow is a big monster, its cultivation level is at least several levels higher than ours, and there are thousands of monster soldiers under him... ...That's right, your electric pot can indeed deal with him, but what about those thousands of demon soldiers?"

This is true, Xu Zhihu also sighed helplessly, the thorny problem now is not the Bull Demon King, but the monster soldiers under the Bull Demon King, to be honest, even if you can use the rice cooker to take those monster soldiers , it is estimated that it will take several hours just to roll the names, and the devil knows what their names are.

That is, that is, Zhu Ganglie scratched his head desperately in distress: "Actually, it's fine if there are a few hundred demon soldiers. I'm sure it's no problem to pick ten, but it's really difficult to charge up with thousands of demon soldiers. unless……"

"Unless?" Xu Zhihu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly raised his head.

"Hmm..." Zhu Ganglie's eyes widened, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh hard with a weird cry, "Wait, I thought of it, I thought of a way to deal with those monster soldiers. In fact, we can also find Reinforcements!"

"Good point, but may I ask, where are the reinforcements?" Xu Zhihu looked at him curiously, wondering if Sister Chi had any big-name suitors.

"That's not true, but..." Zhu Ganglie jumped up triumphantly, but stretched out his hoof in a mysterious way, pointing to the northwest direction of Dongming Mountain——

"Do you know? About five hundred miles away from our Dongming Mountain, there is a mountain of bones, and there lives a great power in the mountain..."

(End of this chapter)