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Chapter 191 Old Lu, You Blow Up

Lu Fenghou swears with his own passion that he has never encountered such a weird thing in his life!

In the chaotic carriage, the ghost soldiers outside were still rushing in viciously, but this guy, Old Xu, actually wanted someone to hold Fang Tian's painted halberd and put on the most cool and domineering pose, and the pose was as fast as it could be. The shape is just fine, but what else do you want me to say about cucumbers...

"It's not cucumbers, it's eggplants, although they sometimes have very similar functions." Xu Zhihu didn't forget to vomit, "Come on, when I count to one, two, three, you'll call eggplants, remember, one, Two, three..."

What can I say, Lu Fenghou was completely dizzy, and almost subconsciously blurted out: "Huang...wrong, eggplant?"

Click!

Before he had time to finish speaking, he heard a light click, and a dazzling silvery white light suddenly flashed on the strange magic weapon called Hua Weiwei opposite him.

"What?" Lu Fenghou was caught off guard, and was immediately blinded by the flash, and almost subconsciously backed away in shock, "Bastard, what did you do to me, old Xu, I can't see anything."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a flash." Xu Zhihu quickly comforted him, "How do you feel, do you feel uncomfortable?"

"Nonsense, let me give it a try!" Lu Fenghou squinted his eyes and wept uncontrollably, "What the hell is going on, why does a certain family feel a little dizzy, like... eh?"

Before he finished complaining, when he finally opened his eyes, he saw Xu Zhihu holding Huawei and handing it to him: "Come on, let's see, what do you think of the filming?"

What's the matter, Lu Fenghou looked down subconsciously, and was suddenly dumbfounded——

God knows what happened, after such a click, his portrait appeared on the screen of this weird magic weapon. Although it was shrunk down dozens of times, the self on the portrait was really lifelike, even holding Fang Tian's painting The posture of the halberd is exactly the same.

"Uh, what is this?" Not to mention Lu Fenghou, even the yellow-robed monsters who came over were stunned, "Old Xu, is there a painter hidden in this magic weapon of yours? Did Lu draw it?"

"This is called taking pictures, do you know taking pictures?" Xu Zhihu looked at them with a smile, "Back back, everyone back up, now I want to..."

boom!
Before I could finish my sentence, the whole bus roared and almost overturned. Guoguo shot dozens of flying swords in one breath, and sent the ghost soldiers who were pushing the cart outside flying upside down: "I wipe it!" , Boss, I can't hold on anymore, so don't explain the principle to them."

Yes, yes, Xu Zhihu didn't explain anymore, and while signaling the demon kings of all parties to step back, he quickly clicked on the photo on the screen, "Then what, Lao Lu, you'd better be mentally prepared, because next..."

No need to explain!In an instant, with his light tap on the screen, the photo of Lu Fenghou suddenly shone golden!

This light was even more dazzling than a flashlight. All the monster kings around closed their eyes and backed away. Lu Fenghou was even more angry: "Bastard! Come again? A certain family didn't even have time for eggplant this time... eh?"

Before he finished speaking, when he finally opened his eyes and saw the strange scene in front of him, he was suddenly stunned!
Well, in such an instant, in the originally chaotic carriage, a second Empress Lu Feng suddenly appeared, standing tall and murderous, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand, blood flames around him surged like lotuses, even The brutal aura that erupted from the fierce eyes was no different from the real Lu Fenghou.

puff!The demon kings from all sides spouted water all at once, and Diao Chan, who was hiding in the crowd, was even more stunned, subconsciously looking between the two Lu Fenghous, and the whole person was confused: "Uh... Bu, who, which one is you?"

You ask me who I ask, Lu Fenghou opened his mouth in a daze, suddenly trembling with anger, grabbed Xu Zhihu viciously: "Your uncle! Old Xu, you bastard..."

boom!
Before the words fell, the bus roared and shook again, and was almost overturned and fell to the ground again. Under the huge inertia, all the demon kings from all sides screamed and slammed into the seats. He stretched out his hand and pointed: "Old Lu, get out!"

"Ah?" Lu Fenghou was subconsciously about to rush out, but the problem was that before he had time to break the car window, the copy of Lu Fenghou who was standing motionless just now had already mentioned Fang Tian's painting halberd. He jumped out of the bus like a beast.

With a bang, with surging blood flames, this guy smashed heavily into the dense group of ghost soldiers. Fang Tian's painted halberd swept past like a violent wave, and dozens of heads flew up immediately!

"A mere ghost cultivator dares to resist?" Dozens of Xuanyin ghost kings were taken aback, and then they all shouted and roared angrily.

In an instant, countless ghost soldiers who had just been blasted back swarmed up again, brandishing swords, guns, swords and halberds like a swarm of ants, and viciously pierced into the body of "Lu Fenghou", even though they suffered heavy casualties, they refused to retreat.

But even so, "Lu Fenghou" who was pierced through his body continued to attack violently until he was finally nailed to the ground. He still roared ferociously, and his whole body roared and exploded into a frenzy of blood flames, smashing dozens of people. ghost soldiers.

"Idiot! Just rely on you?" Dozens of Xuanyin ghost kings sneered ferociously, "Who else? Those who are not afraid of death, come out one by one!"

Really not afraid of death, there was no sound in the bus, a large group of ghost kings opened their mouths wide open, looked at the "Lu Fenghou" who had exploded outside, and looked at Lu Fenghou in the car with straight eyes. I don't know what to say.

Well, I have never seen myself die so horribly. Lu Feng, who had a strange face, was stunned for five seconds, and then stammered and shivered: "Wait a minute, that is to say, Lao Xu you This weird magic weapon, you can... I'll wipe it! What are you guys doing?"

What else could he do? Before he had time to finish speaking, the yellow-robed monsters beside him had already swarmed up. Princess Baihua was the first to pose in a charming pose based on female instinct: "Come on, old lady!" Xu, take a picture for me first!"

No problem, Xu Zhihu pointed Huawei at her, and pressed the camera button without saying a word: "Come on, don't move, say...eggplant!"

With a click, Princess Baihua had just had time to show a smile, and she was accurately photographed, and then a golden light flashed across the screen, and the hot and freshly baked replica of the beautiful Yujie appeared in the carriage like this.

In the next moment, there was no need for Xu Zhihu's command, this "Princess Hundred Flowers" just snorted coldly, picked up her weapon and rushed out of the bus with a murderous look, turned her head before jumping out of the window, and kissed the stunned yellow robe Blame it.

"Uh..." The poor yellow-robed monster didn't even realize it. When he realized that he had been eaten tofu, his first reaction was to raise his hand in panic, "Wait, ma'am, it's none of my business!"

"Bastard, why did she kiss you?" Princess Baihua even wanted to be jealous of herself, and almost ran away.

Looking out of the window at this time, the "Princess Hundred Flowers" was already brandishing a weapon, slamming into the formation of ghost soldiers like a tiger, overthrowing dozens of ghost soldiers in one go, and finally hugged one who was too late to retreat. The ghost king was blown to pieces with a bang.

"Do you still want to fight in the corner?" Dozens of ghost kings of Xuanyin were slightly surprised, but they all sneered ferociously, urging countless ghost soldiers to rush up, "Tsk tsk tsk, the trapped beasts are still fighting, let's see how many more you have left!" Life can be delivered!"

It turns out, a lot!

In the crowded and lively carriage, monsters from all walks of life swarmed up with excitement, surrounding Xu Zhihu was full of enthusiasm, and some people rushed to get one first, rushing out to fight against the Quartet——

"I, me, Lao Xu, shoot me first, shoot me!"

"Why, I arrived first, Lao Xu took better pictures for me, if they don't look good, I won't give you money!"

"Wait a minute, where did my mountain-breaking ax go? It always feels weird to shoot without the mountain-breaking axe. Should I yell again?"

(End of this chapter)