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Chapter 203 Who Doesn't Have Few Relatives?
cousin?cousin?Uh...cousin?
In the hall shrouded in dim yellow light, the Jinrui Demon Sage, who just said that he would kill everyone in one go, threw Sister Chi to the ground like a giant domestic pet at this moment, and his fat body was trembling with excitement. Rubbing back and forth on Sister Chi's face, if it wasn't for her lack of hands, she would have embraced her passionately by this time.

What's going on, Chi Jie'er's eyes are straightened under it, and she doesn't know how to react at this time, but who cares, Jin Ruo Mosheng is obviously excited to the point of incoherence, and the bloodshot eyes are shining brightly tears——

"Wuuuuuu, it's been thousands of years, thousands of years, I thought I'd never see you again in this life... Wuuuuu, cousin, why don't you speak? Didn't uncle mention it to you, you There is also a cousin named Jin Cancan, yes, Jin Cancan is me, I am Jin Cancan, look, do I look golden?"

Fuck!Braised you in soy sauce and steamed, it turns out that the ancient evil god also has the chattering attribute?

Because of this weird and unexpected reunion, the coercion of the evil god that had frightened everyone so that they couldn't move at all suddenly disappeared without a trace, but the people who had recovered their ability to move still remained dumbstruck with their jaws dislocated, their faces sluggish You look at me and I look at you, my mind is all chaotic like countless bullet screens swiping the screen——

"Uh, Laozi, Laozi, is Laozi hallucinating?"

"What's the situation, the Jinruo Demon Sage just now seemed to call Chichi...cousin?"

"Wait, wait a minute, who can tell me, is this cousin the one that labor and management usually understand?"

"Meow meow, why does a silkworm call a spider a cousin, Nima, it's unscientific, it's extremely unscientific, okay?"

"Wait a minute, speaking of it this way, I kind of understand why Zizi feels that there is a familiar smell on the dead bones, because the Jinruo Mosheng and Chi Chi are relatives, so they have the same blood, and they smell a bit similar, right? "

Well, never mind that the barrage over here has already maxed out the server, but Sister Chi over there stared straight at her eyes for a long time, seeing that the Jinrui Demon Sage was so excited that she was about to cry, she hurriedly interrupted horribly: "Stop!" ! Stop! Who, you just said you are..."

"Cousin!" Jin Li Mosheng looked at it with big eyes shining, tears still in his eyes, "Cousin, don't you know that your father and my mother are siblings?" ...I think back then, tens of thousands of years ago, there was a spider silkworm demon mother in the Tianchi Lake of West Kunlun, half spider and half silkworm with great powers. Well, she was also our grandma... Then, our grandma sensed the luck of heaven and earth, and gave birth. I got two eggs, that's right, inside the eggs are your father and my mother..."

Damn, what kind of complicated relationship is this!
Sister Chi was immediately stunned, but Xu Zhihu, who had been listening for a long time, suddenly raised her hand weakly: "Then what, let me sort it out. She is a spider and silkworm demon mother, and later she gave birth to two children, one is a spider and the other is a silkworm, and then the silkworm is your mother, brother, and the spider is the father of sister Chi, so from this point of view, you and sister Chi My son is... I'm sorry, I still can't accept it, why are spiders and silkworms siblings?"

"What's so strange?" Jin Li Mosheng looked at him fiercely, and then rolled his eyes confidently, "Spiders and silkworms can spin silk, can't they?"

Fuck, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless!

Xu Zhihu and the demon kings of all parties were speechless, but Sister Chi stared blankly for a long time, took a deep breath with difficulty, and stammered a question: "But...then?"

"Then, my mother and your father were separated!" When Jin Li Mosheng said this, he sighed with tears in his eyes, "I won't talk about what happened in the middle. In short, everyone lost contact. Until thousands of years ago, we I heard from a few Qi refiners that they saw a mountainous six-eyed silver spider somewhere in Eastern Xinjiang, and there was a five-poison female spider next to it... Well, I guess it's your mother!"

"Uh...and then?" Sister Chi continued to stare.

"And then, I originally planned to go to your family." Demon Sage Jin Li sighed with emotion, "As a result, just as I was about to leave, I caught up with the natural disaster, and my body was destroyed, leaving only a wisp of wisps The soul is hiding in... woo woo woo, I didn't expect, I didn't expect to see you cousin after so many years, it's so great!"

"Then what, interrupt!" Hearing this, Xu Zhihu couldn't help raising his hand curiously, "Brother, from what you've said, it seems like you've never seen Chi Chi before, right? Then how can you be sure that she is you?" Uncle's daughter?"

"Nonsense, our spider silkworm demon mother lineage naturally has a special feeling!" Jin Li Mosheng was full of warmth towards Sister Chi, but when he turned his head to look at other people, he became cruel and violent, "Well, according to my guess It should be that my uncle and aunt did not escape the natural disaster, but before the natural disaster came, a spider egg was produced, and the spider egg was sealed with the help of magic, and the natural disaster that lasted for many years was avoided. Thousands of years later, the seal on it gradually unraveled..."

"Ah!" Before he finished speaking, Sister Chi suddenly realized something, "No wonder, no wonder I remember when I was born, there seemed to be many strange patterns on the egg shell, so I said it was Dad Mom, they..."

Speaking of her parents who had already left, Sister Chi was slightly taken aback, her bright eyes were covered with a touch of sadness. Compared with Zizi and the others who met their good sisters when they were just born, they were born under the volcanic ash. Struggling to climb out, I seem to have never experienced that kind of warmth.

"Well... Cousin, don't be sad, at least you still have me!" Jin Ruo Demon Sheng subconsciously shrunk his head, but immediately turned his head to look around, and roared viciously as if changing the subject, "So, these You bastard, you actually used your cousin as a sacrifice... unforgivable! This god will steam all of you and stir-fry them with braised sweet and sour sauce, and give it to my cousin as a welcome feast for our long-lost reunion!"

Well, just do what you say, this guy opened his huge black mouthparts directly, countless white teeth roared and turned, and he was about to rush towards the nearest Xu Zhihu!
"Wait! Cousin, you can't eat him!" Sister Chi was taken aback in her sadness, and hurriedly interrupted.

"Huh? Why?" The Jinrui demon sage came to a sudden stop in his vicious pounce, almost knocking Xu Zhihu into the air, but turned his head with a confused face, "This guy looks delicious Yes, um, I understand, cousin, you plan to kill him yourself, no problem, then I will help you break his limbs first, and then he..."

"No! Don't!" Sister Chi was shocked, and rushed up to stop Xu Zhihu, "Then what, cousin, you can't touch him, even if you touch a hair."

"Uh...why?" Jin Li Mosheng was confused and opened his eyes curiously.

"Well, well..." Sister Chi opened her mouth speechlessly, and she couldn't find a reason at all.

"Huh?" The Demon Sage Jin Ruo became a little impatient, and the air flow from his mouthparts turned into a strong wind.

"Because, because..." Sister Chi turned her head to look at Xu Zhihu, then gritted her teeth suddenly, pinching the corner of her clothes shyly, "Because, he is, he is your brother-in-law!"

Well, even though they are married, it is the first time in their life that they have publicly announced this outside. After Sister Chi finished speaking, her whole body became limp, and her jade cheeks were so flushed that she could cook eggs.

Looking at the opposite side again, Jin Ruo Demon Sage was so shocked that his eyes widened, and he just stared at Xu Zhihu viciously, staring, staring, staring, and the bloodshot eyes were getting bigger and bigger, getting bigger and bigger. Big and getting bigger...

Damn it, Xu Zhihu looked horrified, and wondered if this guy had a tradition of marrying his cousin.

It's just that the next moment, before he had time to speak, the Jinrui Demon Sage, whose face was full of shock just now, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed ecstatically: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Cousin, congratulations, congratulations on finding Husband! Uh-huh, let me tell you, things like my husband are very good, you can play more when it’s fun, and you can eat it when it’s not fun!”

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and suddenly felt that he wanted to popularize the marriage law with this guy.

"Uh, just eat whatever you want." Sister Chi wiped off her cold sweat speechlessly, and then quickly pointed to the demon kings around her, "Also, these are friends from Zhihu and I, and they came here specially to participate. For the wedding banquet, cousin, you..."

"Understood, if you don't eat it, don't eat it." The Demon Sage Jin Ruo is really affectionate, even if he is hungry at this time, he shakes his head casually, "Then keep them all, and give them red envelopes after they have attended the wedding banquet." In the future, I will look for opportunities to give them to... Huh? Speaking of which, cousin, you are going to hold a wedding banquet and enter the bridal chamber, why did you suddenly come here again?"

"Hmm..." Speaking of this, Sister Chi, who was blushing just now, suddenly sighed sadly, and lowered her head silently.

"What, what's the matter?" Demon Saint Jin Ruo opened his mouth wide in surprise, revealing a mouth full of white fangs.

Without saying anything, Sister Chi just lowered her head silently, her sad face was completely shrouded in shadow, as if she had experienced some painful past.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Jin Li Demon Sage was even more anxious, "Ah, cousin, why did you say... eh?"

Before she finished speaking, Sister Chi, who had been silent just now, suddenly raised her head, and pounced on her face full of grievances and tears!
In an instant, with three points of grievance, three points of resentment and four points of grief and anger, she just burst into tears like an Oscar queen, tightly hugging the fat body of Jin Ruo Mo Sheng: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cousin, someone bullied me, you have to decide for me!"

very good, very powerful!
At this moment, the Yin-Yang Dharma King, who was violently demolishing the enchantment outside the tomb demon tree, suddenly shuddered involuntarily. In his blank eyes, a large black cloud was slowly drifting across the void, completely covering his body. In the shadows—

"Uh, why does this deity feel very uneasy... Achoo!"

(End of this chapter)