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Chapter 212 I'm really going to have a bridal chamber this time
Summer or something, the most emotional!
In Dongming Mountain in July, the weather is so hot that even my girlfriend broke up and I don’t even bother to go out to chase her back. Lying on the bed, it’s braised in soy sauce, with a mat on it, it’s teppanyaki, after getting out of bed, it’s steamed, when going out, it’s barbecue, and in Dongming Lake, it’s a hot meal. Boiled in water, fried on the way back, and returned to the pot at home...

In the early evening, the sun was about to set, but it still made people feel like they would melt at any moment. Xu Zhihu dragged six little lolis who had just returned from swimming in Dongming Lake, and crawled feebly towards their old house. It is very emotional to sum up a truth-

"So, I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan... Uh, I don't know how Lao Lu and the others escaped the heat in the Xuanyuan Tomb. It is estimated that such a hot weather should even be held at the Shaohu Times concert." Stopped."

Well, speaking of it, it has been about five or six months since the trip to Xuanyuan's Tomb. Since the Yin-Yang Dharma King was completely eliminated that day, a large group of guys drank at Su Daji's place for three whole days, and then took advantage of their good mood to drink At that time, I suddenly decided to hold another concert, and the theme was called "The Vicissitudes of My Cousin, the Moon and a Rib..."

To be honest, just by listening to the theme, one would know how terrifying the concert would be. Xu Zhihu shuddered when he heard it, so he hurriedly took Sister Chi to bid farewell and returned to Dongming Mountain, reckoning that the fox-sick empress who had recovered most of her strength was in charge Well, the master behind the Yin-Yang Dharma King shouldn't be stupid enough to come to make trouble.

Needless to say, Su Daji and the demon kings of all parties must be reluctant to part with him. They sent him three hundred miles outside the Xuanyuan Tombs before returning. Hu Ximei and Yu Zhuaner were still in tears, feeling sad that the good man now is really There are fewer and fewer, my son, if you don’t like that spider spirit in the future, remember to come back to us, my family will give you monkeys... No, it’s a chicken and a little pipa!

So moved, Xu Zhihu was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he couldn't help holding their slender hands: "Then what, Ximei, Bracelet, there is something I forgot to tell you, since Chi Chi got his cousin that day, After imparting some supernatural powers, although the realm of cultivation has not yet broken through, but the strength is great..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, Hu Ximei and Yu Zhuan'er flew out like this, turning into two little stars and disappearing into the sky.

Then, under the awe-inspiring eyes of a large group of fox demon girls, Sister Chi put away the two frying pans murderously: "Hmph, this is what happens when you rob the Lun family for a husband...By the way, Zhihu , your two frying pans feel really good, are they magical artifacts?"

Well, the above is the live report of the trip to Xuanyuan's tomb!

Then, the Dongmingshan tour group passed through most of Kunwu in this way, and returned to Dongmingshan without any danger. They haven't seen it for nearly three months. Zhu Ganglie and the others are of course very enthusiastic when they see Xu Zhihu. Rib-breaking hugs.

But, this kind of enthusiasm only lasted for half an hour, because when it was time for dinner, Zizi and the other six little lolis didn't know who had taught them badly. Qiqi acted like a baby: "Brother-in-law, help us eat green peppers, okay?"

Very well, in Empress Shiji's innocent expression of "I have never taught you anything", Xu Zhihu, holding half a bowl of beef noodles, was chased and killed by Zhu Ganglie for three hundred miles, three hundred miles ah three Baili, if Sister Chi hadn't rushed up to rescue her husband with two pans in time, it would have been light to have been steamed and braised in brown sauce.

So, the boat of friendship capsizes!

Because of this incident, the heartbroken Zhu Ganglie Dashehou and the others did not speak to Xu Zhihu for two months, until half a month ago when the summer was so hot that Xu Zhihu specially dismantled an air conditioner and gave it to them , this was barely forgiven, and Zhu Ganglie warned him with tears in his eyes while blowing on the air conditioner: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Don't blame us for chopping you into shredded pork with green peppers!"

Don't make a fuss, we haven't officially bridal chamber yet, so we just throw away the wool!

Xu Zhihu slandered a hundred times silently in his heart, so he took the six little lolitas to swim in Dongming Lake first. At this moment, the six little lolitas were wearing duck swimming rings, holding cream ice cream, He ran into Pansi Cave with a smile on his face: "Air conditioner! Air conditioner! Don't snatch it! Don't snatch it! It's Zizi's turn to turn on the remote control today!"

Not to mention, after entering the Pansi Cave, looking up at the air conditioner that has become a magic weapon, and being blown by the cool wind like this, Xu Zhihu was immediately moved to tears: "To be honest, my air conditioner Life is given by the air conditioner... Uh, what seems wrong?"

Well, if you look carefully, there seems to be something wrong in the familiar Pansi Cave!
The six little lolis who ran in chirping just now did not know where they were hiding at this moment. The whole Pansi Cave was quiet and the surrounding was spotless. The quilt on the bed was neatly folded, and even the bluestone floor was wiped clean. So clean, I can even see my own reflection when I look down, which makes people feel a little dizzy.

"Eh?" Xu Zhihu blinked blankly, although he still didn't understand what happened, but a certain intuition told him that if he chose to run away at such a time...

It was too late, and before he could turn around vigilantly, the stone door of the kitchen suddenly opened with a creak.

In the sunset light of the evening, Sister Chi was wearing a pink apron, holding a bowl of steaming beef noodles in her slender hands, and she walked out with such gentle steps as water, and raised her eyebrows from a long distance away. Picking up her swan-like white jade neck, she showed him a friendly smile with a hint of surprise: "Zhihu, you are back, I just made your favorite beef noodles, do you want to try it?"

"What...what's the situation?" Xu Zhihu continued to petrify, staring blankly at Sister Chi, wait a minute, why did my Chichi suddenly become such a good wife and loving mother?
"I hate it, why are you looking at the Lun family like this?" Sister Chi blushed when he saw him, she couldn't help lowering her head shyly, but after thinking about it, she immediately picked up the bowl of beef noodles happily, "Zhihu, while Hot noodles, by the way, are you tired, do you want to take a bath first, I'll help you put the bath water in."

Having said that, regardless of Xu Zhihu's expression, she immediately rolled up her sleeves to fill up the bath water, but after walking a few steps, she patted her forehead and turned her head: "That's right, that's right, Zhihu, you I will iron the changed clothes for you and put them in your room..."

Fuck!Who are you!

Xu Zhihu finally came to his senses, jumped up almost like a conditioned reflex, and picked up the small brick that Zizi had placed at the door: "Come on, come on, come on, tell me, you put my Tsundere girl into a rut." Where is the violent and lazy Chi Chi?"

"Huh? Zhihu, what are you talking about?" Sister Chi's eyes widened in surprise, "Who hid me? I am me! Look, when you took Zizi and the others to swim just now , the small swimsuit was temporarily woven by me with spider silk."

"Uh, it seems to be oh..." Xu Zhihu was stunned for a while, and subconsciously wanted to put down the brick, but he quickly lifted it up after thinking about it, "Wait a minute, it's still wrong, Chi Chi, why are you suddenly , Uh, suddenly such a good wife and mother?"

"What do you mean, the Lun family has always been a good wife and mother?" Sister Chi snorted dissatisfiedly, but she was halfway arrogant, but immediately coughed lightly and regained her virtuous smile, blinking expectantly With big eyes, he held the bowl of beef noodles in front of him again, "Come on, come on, come on, don't talk about that, let's eat the noodles while they are hot."

"Uh, do you really want to eat it?" Xu Zhihu looked at the bowl of beef noodles with vigilance, expressing full doubts about a certain silly girl's cooking skills.

But in the end, defeated by Sister Chi's expectant eyes, or more precisely, defeated by the two frying pans she hid behind her back, he hesitated for a long time tremblingly, and finally gritted his teeth. Put the noodles in your mouth.

Oh my, a miracle happened, the expected large slice of poisonous noodles did not appear, and if the standard was relaxed a bit, the beef noodles tasted pretty good!

"It's delicious, it's delicious, I've been practicing for several months." Sister Chi looked at him with her chin propped up, smiling happily, "Eat more, eat more, eat all of it, not even the soup. "

No problem, Xu Zhihu let out a long sigh of relief, and was a little hungry after swimming in time. At this time, the wind was blowing away, and he finished half of the bowl in one go, and then picked up the soup and poured it into his mouth.

"Yeah, eat more, I don't have enough for me." Sister Chi held her face in her hands and looked at him with a happy face, "By the way, Zhihu, when do you plan to have a bridal chamber with me?" ?”

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu squirted out even the soup in one mouthful of noodles, "cough cough cough, you, you, what did you just say?"

"The bridal chamber." Sister Chi looked at him with a smile, not shy at all, as if she was going out to buy a tea egg, "Yeah, we've been married for almost half a year, and we haven't officially married yet. The bridal chamber was interrupted in the middle of it last time... I hate it, so, when are you going to make up the bridal chamber?"

"Ahem, cough, what's this, what's this..." Xu Zhihu blushed from choking, and drank two large bags of milk in one go.

"Yeah, when is it?" Sister Chi didn't blink her big eyes, she just looked at him expectantly, as if she could do anything, but the two pans behind her were already ready to go up.

Uh, why do I feel like I'm going to be pushed on the bed?
Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat in embarrassment, turned his head to look at the six little lolita who were hiding behind the door, then looked at the red sister who was blushing from yoga opposite, and then looked at the wall outside with a sad face The gossip fire is burning fiercely, the pig is strong, the green lion king, the king of snakes...

"Huh?" Sister Chi leaned forward slightly, her face blushed and her eyes moved, and it seemed that even her soft breathing became short of breath.

"Very, is it urgent?" Xu Zhihu's embarrassment is almost committed, er, bridal chamber or something, bridal chamber or something, it's so good.

"Huh?" The frying pan behind Sister Chi's back was already shaking slightly, and it was estimated that someone would be knocked out and dragged to bed at any moment.

Embarrassing, very embarrassing, in the eerie silence, the two of them stared like this, looking at each other stupidly, as if they were going to stare forever.

What can I say, finally unable to bear this kind of staring, Xu Zhihu blinked his pantothenic eyes, and finally sighed with emotion: "Okay, okay, if this is the case, Chichi, if you don't Mind, how about we choose tonight?"

"Are you sure?" Sister Chi looked at him seriously with her eyes wide open.

"I... sure!" Xu Zhihu also looked at him sincerely.

Silence, continued silence, four eyes met for a long time, Chi sister suddenly turned around blushing: "Really, I know you are too impatient, if you don't agree, you will have a bridal chamber...Okay, okay, Since you insist, the Lun family has no choice but to agree."

Hey, hey, who the hell wants to have a bridal chamber? Xu Zhihu couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat, and then turned his head to look at the sky outside. It seems that there is still a long time before it gets dark, so what's next? Should we watch a short movie first to cultivate emotions, or...

boom!
Before he finished speaking, he was thinking about what kind of movie to watch when Pansi Cave suddenly vibrated violently!

Ah, Sister Chi, who was turning around, fell directly into Xu Zhihu's arms. The pig Ganglie on the outer wall all fell down screaming, and even the six little lolita rolled into the room with grunts. inside.

The next moment, in the midst of this chaos, Empress Shiji rushed in with excitement on the big pink bed, holding the golden blueprint covered in strange powder, and she was so excited that she directly opened the door of Pansi Cave. It's all broken--

"Ahhh, Zhihu, Chichi, guess what I found on this blueprint?"

(End of this chapter)