Otaku

Chapter 216 Patriotic Education
As a very ordinary otaku manga artist, the highest honor that Xu Zhihu has never received in his life is the "little cleaning expert" in the third grade of elementary school...

So, suddenly one day, I discovered that someone made himself a bluestone statue tens of feet high, and placed it in the Forest of Heroic Steles in a serious manner. Every day, countless Shushan disciples came to worship with incense and flowers...

Uh, Xu Zhihu's first reaction was: "Illusion! Illusion! This must be an illusion!"

Facts have proved that this is really not an illusion. For example, at dusk and sunset, Senior Brother Yang and Senior Brother Chen are standing in front of the statue of "Ning Caichen", educating a group of new disciples with earnestness and earnestness——

"Well, brothers and sisters, our Shushan Fleet Sect has always taken killing demons and demons as our mission, even if we sacrifice our lives for righteousness, we will not hesitate to kill ourselves to become benevolent. For example, on that day last year, the evil spirits of the Double Snake Sect took advantage of the emptiness of my Shushan to make a massive invasion. At the same time, my junior brother Ning Caichen, who had just entered Shushan for less than a few months, came out to meet the enemy alone with his sword, and wrote a long song of righteousness and righteousness..."

Fuck, why is there such a visual sense of patriotic education?
Xu Zhihu burst into tears when he heard it on the Jinguanglou boat, and the group of new disciples below also burst into tears, and some people were so fascinated by it that they couldn't help but raised their hands and asked: "Senior brothers, what about you?" and after?"

"Later..." Senior Brother Yang couldn't help the tears in his eyes when he said this, and turned his head to look at the statue of Junior Brother Ning, as if his voice and smile were still in front of his eyes, and his voice was choked up for a while, "Later, Junior Brother Ning With great luck, he forged a weird fairy ship at a critical moment, and together with Junior Sister Hua, he drove the fairy ship and crashed into the Demon Lord without hesitation. "

Can't go on anymore, senior brother Yang said with tears in his eyes, Qing Meng next to him quickly handed over the handkerchief very cooperatively, even Senior Brother Chen who was standing beside him with a proud face couldn't help but hold the hilt of the sword hard at this time, the back of his hand All the veins on the top burst out.

Needless to say, really needless to say, a large group of new disciples were all excited when they heard it, and they secretly vowed to follow Senior Brother Ning as an example. The beautiful girls even burst into tears, and their eyes were full of tears when they looked at the statue. Worship: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

"Huh?" Sister Chi was stunned on the upstairs boat, and when she heard the last sentence, her almond eyes suddenly widened.

"Calm down, calm down." Xu Zhihu hurriedly changed the subject, and turned to look at Yun Fan, who also had wet eyes, "Uh, so, does your faction pay homage to Ning Caichen every day like this?"

"It's not every day, almost once every half a month." Yun Fan took a deep breath, and finally managed to calm down his excitement, "This statue of Junior Brother Ning was built by the head teacher himself, and was built with the head teacher In other words - some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, but he is still alive..."

So, the alias of your teacher is called Zang Kejia?

Xu Zhihu slandered and complained a hundred times silently, "Braise you in soy sauce, and think about it with your heels, and you know that this is a typical retaliation for Baimei Zhenren. He knew that our family and Chi Chi returned to Dongming Mountain safe and sound. Deliberately... Huh, it must be because our family heard the gossip about the tea egg back then!

Well, he was feeling emotional here, but the following introductory education had already been announced, and then he saw a large group of new disciples lined up in a long line, stepping forward to salute in an orderly manner, and after saluting, they would take out small gifts one by one and pile them up. In front of the statue of "Ning Caichen", all of them folded their hands and closed their eyes while chanting, their expressions were even more pious and fanatical than before...

"Pfft! What are you doing?" Xu Zhihu suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Oh oh oh, they are praying for smooth shipbuilding." Yun Fan has obviously gotten used to it, and shrugged his shoulders calmly, "I don't know who spread the rumor that Junior Brother Ning is a newcomer In just a few months, the disciple was able to refine a rare cast mountain ship, which shows how amazing his luck is, and then..."

There is no need to continue, in fact, Senior Brother Mu has already jumped out at this time, and instructed the new disciples solemnly: "Come, come, when you silently read the congratulatory speech, you must be sincere in your heart, so that Junior Brother Ning's spirit in heaven will bless you. The so-called - thanks to Junior Brother Ning, you will have good luck in refining the ship..."

Fuck, what about the introductory education that was promised, and the enthusiasm that was promised, your style of painting has changed a little too fast!
Xu Zhihu was petrified, and this time it was Sister Chi's turn to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, I just prayed to you as a psychological comfort, hey, then again, why do female disciples worship me over there?" ...Um, worship the statue of the woman in red?"

It's true that, unlike those male disciples, many female disciples chose to pray devoutly in front of the statue of "Hua Qianduo", and they all offered rouge and gouache as tributes. From this perspective, they really understand Sister Chi son is coming.

"Oh, oh, that." Yun Fan glanced over there, and suddenly his face became a little strange, "A while ago, after paying homage to the statue of Junior Sister Hua, several junior sisters happily expressed that they had changed a lot. Her skin has turned white, her waist has become thinner, and she can lose weight even without going on a diet, so since then, many female disciples will come to pray whenever they have time..."

"Pfft! That's fine too!" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but turn into a human-shaped fountain again.

"Yes...really?" Sister Chi was elated when she heard it, "Unexpectedly, you still have this kind of tradition in Shushan, and also, if you didn't see the statue of Taoist Hua with your own eyes, the Lun family would not believe it. There is such a beautiful woman, oh hehehehe!"

As for morality, Chichi, your morality, Xu Zhihu was speechless and desperately rolled his eyes, seeing that his three views would be shattered if he stayed here any longer, so he quickly grabbed Chichi who still wanted to praise himself, and said solemnly: "Then what? , Fellow Daoist Yun, we have been delayed here for a long time, and it is urgent to save the people of Kunwu, do you see..."

Understand, fully understand, Yunfan nodded lightly, and immediately pushed the Jinguanglou ship into the air. During the process of slowly rising, while controlling the steering of the ship, she still couldn't help but look back sadly, with a bit of a smile on her face. Sad and nostalgic, he looked at the statue of Junior Brother Ning shrouded in clouds.

"Huh?" Sister Chi looked at her side face, relying on her female intuition, and suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wait a minute, Fellow Daoist Yun, why don't you treat your junior... eh! "

Before she finished speaking, Xu Zhihu quickly covered her mouth, and then quickly turned to look at Yun Fan: "Then what, our Chi Chi just likes to talk nonsense, it's really just nonsense, don't mind it."

"It's okay..." Yun Fan shook his head lightly, still silently looking at the statue of Junior Brother Ning, but finally heaved a long sigh, "Do you like it? I don't know, but speaking carefully... huh?"

Suddenly aware of the abnormality, Yunfan, who was sighing leisurely, suddenly looked up thoughtfully——

In an instant, among the scarlet clouds in the sky, there was a neat "hey sound" suddenly, and in the next moment, hundreds of golden dragon boats were seen connected end to end, with a strange rhythm of pauses, from the depths of the clouds. drawn out.

On the golden light dragon boat, a thousand hugs are wearing the same woolen vest, puffing up the same fat baby face, raising the same oars at the same time, and then raising them down exactly the same way, and not forgetting to shout the horns in the same order Son - "Hey... Swoosh! Hey... Swoosh! Hey... Swoosh!"

What a spectacular picture, and it's so cute!
Seeing this familiar scene, Xu Zhihu suddenly felt that he could watch it another three hundred times without getting tired of it, but Yun Fan next to him was slightly stunned: "It's strange, since Junior Brother Ning sacrificed, these hugs have been hidden behind thousands of Fleet peaks rarely come out, why today... Be careful!"

Before the words fell, a loud bang was heard, and a thousand hugs in the sky in the distance suddenly urged the golden light dragon boat, swooping down at high speed like a rain of golden light arrows!
"What?" Caught off guard, several people on the Jinguanglou boat didn't react, and Yun Fan almost subconsciously raised his head and shouted, "Stop! I want to hug you..."

boom!
Before I could finish speaking, thousands of dragon boats had swooped over the Jinguanglou boat, and after a slight pause, hundreds of hugs jumped out of the dragon boat at the same time, and fell to the deck of the boat like dumplings!
Dumbfounded, at this moment, in Xu Zhihu's stunned gaze, the only thing that can be clearly seen are countless fat babies' faces with sweet smiles, countless pairs of pink and tender hands that are open at the same time, and countless pruning voices. Neat and clear voices——

"Hug...hug...hug!"

(End of this chapter)