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Chapter 222 Uncle Takes You To See Me

Question: It takes 5 hours to fill a pool with water, and 8 hours to light up all the water. If water is filled and released at the same time, how long will it take for the pool to be full?

Xu Zhihu's answer is, God knows how long it will take, but what is certain is that according to this high-intensity scooping out of water, it is estimated that the waist of labor and capital will be broken before the Jinguanglou boat is filled...

Under the noon sun, the Jinguanglou ship was still staggering towards the depths of the East China Sea. A group of Shushan elite disciples were holding wooden buckets, soup bowls, cauldrons, washbasins and so on. After a long time, I really couldn’t find a handy tool, so I simply borrowed Xu Zhihu’s cartoon Winnie the Pooh brushing cup. Uh, it’s a little small, but it can do my best.

Not to mention, relying on them desperately trying to bail out the water, the Jinguanglou boat sailed miraculously for three hours, but the weirdness is there. They have already penetrated deep into the vast East China Sea, but for some reason, they came along the way. Unexpectedly, I didn't see any aquariums with spiritual intelligence, and I didn't even meet fish schools a few times.

"Ahhh, it's too bad, my waist is so sore." Sister Chi supported her soft waist, sweating so much that she was almost out of breath, "By the way, since this is the East China Sea, there should be the Dragon King of the East Sea, right? Why don't we go directly to the Dragon King for information?"

"I think so too, but the problem is that His Majesty the Dragon King doesn't seem to welcome foreign visitors." Yun Fan sighed with emotion, "It is said that the former Dragon King once changed his body to go ashore for sightseeing, but first he bought a lot of counterfeit ones. Immediately afterwards, he bumped into the Immortal Jump, and finally, on the way back to the East China Sea in anger, he met a pious guy blocking the way, and asked him in that magnetic voice—'Friend, do you know Amway'?"

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu sprayed directly, "Ann, Amway?"

"That's right, a cult in the south produced a lot of weird medicinal herbs, which claimed to be safe and profitable, and deceived many middle-aged and elderly Qi refiners into it." Yun Fan sighed helplessly, "It is said that the former Dragon King of the East China Sea not only deceived himself , and excitedly asked all the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to buy Amway herbs, and of course in the end... So, since then, the East China Sea has not welcomed foreign Qi refiners and demons."

Well, what can I say, Xu Zhihu can only look at the sky in silence, expressing deep sympathy for the poor Dragon King, to be honest, it’s a good thing your Majesty just bumped into Amway, if you bump into Wechat Business or What success master...

"Wait, there's a monster!" He was complaining here, when a gust of sea breeze blew across the deck, Senior Brother Chen, who was scooping water, suddenly regained his spirits, and suddenly dropped the barrel and looked up, "Over there, over there , I smell a very strong demonic breath, and it seems that there is also the smell of blood!"

"Hurry up!" Yun Fan immediately turned the rudder vigorously without his further words, and the leaking Jinguanglou boat suddenly made a difficult and sharp turn, heading towards the southeast sea as if it was about to fall apart.

Only a moment later, a heavily damaged ship appeared in the distant mist. More than a dozen Qi refiners were urging the flying sword magic weapon, and stood firmly in front of the cabin that was still intact. He was seriously injured, but he still gritted his teeth and resisted tenaciously.

Different from their difficult predicament, in the sea water around the ship, there are hundreds of ferocious fish monsters constantly jumping out of the sea. Water arrows continuously bombarded the shattered sides of the ship.

Not only that, among these ferocious fish demons, there is also an extremely fat golden armored demon king, staring at those qi refiners with a bewildered face, or more precisely, at those qi refiners hiding A pink and tender little loli behind Qishi: "Wow, hahahaha, little girl, don't be afraid. Uncle is known as the king of inspiration, and he is the most caring. Come, come, come with uncle, I will take you to see me..."

"Beast!" As a sister-in-law, Sister Chi hates this kind of strange thing the most, and she can't help but widen her almond eyes when she hears it from a distance, "In broad daylight, you actually want to coax the little girl to see Jin... Eh, No, why look at him instead of the goldfish?"

"Because, this guy is a goldfish!" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange face, "Strange, strange, logically speaking, after this guy escaped from Putuo in the South China Sea, he should stay at Tongtianhe and ask for it now." Boys and girls are right, why did they come all the way to the East China Sea?"

Well, this is not the point, but at this time, after the King of Inspiration praised himself triumphantly for a long time, he suddenly took a deep breath of sea water, and in an instant his fat body suddenly swelled, becoming as big as a hill, and then stretched out. The huge palm that covered the sky and the sun greedily blasted towards the sea boat: "Come on, little girl, I'll take you to see me!"

How unreasonable!How dare you commit a crime in public!

Needless to say, the aura of justice brought by the Shushan Fleet was activated immediately, and the Jinguanglou ship suddenly accelerated and roared towards that side. Brother Chen proudly stood on the bow with his hands behind his back, and shouted angrily: " The disciples of the Shu Mountain sect follow the way of heaven to slay demons and eliminate demons, and you and other evildoers dare to...forget it, a bunch of scum, junior sisters, just blast them!"

"I'll wipe it, is that okay?" Xu Zhihu was still waiting to hear the declaration before the law enforcement, but he didn't expect it to be so simple and rude.

In fact, it was so simple and rude, Yunfan shouted with small flames in his eyes, and the Jinguanglou boat suddenly accelerated unreasonably, bringing up a raging and surging wave, crushing it like a mountain savagely.

boom!
There was no time to react, hundreds of fish monsters only had time to turn their heads in stunned, before they had time to react, the Jinguanglou boat had already slammed into it like a mountain with terrifying power, and then...

Then, at least dozens of fish monsters were directly knocked into the air, and even spurted blood and broke their ribs in mid-air, but this is obviously considered good, because those fish monsters who escaped the crushing of the Jinguanglou boat , before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the silvery white sword light sweeping over like a blizzard, directly chopping them into shredded green peppers and potatoes.

Stunned, the legendary King of Inspiration turned around at this time, and what caught his horrified sight was the huge prow of the ship that expanded rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the sharp ramming angle on the prow that symbolized violence: "Chaos!" ..."

Protests were ineffective, the Jinguanglou ship, which loves violent melee combat, just ran over its body, and even after Yunfan was crushed, it violently drifted and flicked its tail again. It is hard to imagine a huge building. How did the ship drift and sway, but the stern weighing several tons really carries violent power, waving fiercely and whistling...

Under the action of huge inertia, Xu Zhihu and Senior Brother Chen flew out again and slammed into the mast heavily. Sister Chi spewed out spider threads and hung on the side of the ship in a thrilling way: "Ah, senior sister, can you stop talking every time?" It's all so violent... Huh? Was that lolicon sunk directly?"

After the berserk blow, there were unconscious fish monsters and scattered scales all over the sea, but the strange thing was that the King of Inspiration, who had been hit fiercely just now, seemed to be completely sunk, and there was not even a trace. All gone.

Xu Zhihu leaned out his upper body with a strange face, looked at the gradually calming sea, and suddenly touched his chin calmly: "Well, according to my experience, usually at this time..."

boom!
Just as he guessed, at this moment, the sea surface that was gradually calm suddenly roared and set off a violent wave of tens of feet!
In the vortex whizzing wildly, an unbelievably huge golden fish slowly emerged from the sea like a golden mountain. The frenzied waves created by its huge body were like a mountain roaring and a tsunami, even shaking the Jinguanglou boats. Launched hundreds of feet away.

At this moment, on the swaying deck of the building, everyone raised their heads in stunned amazement. Looking at the strange but huge giant fish, Bai Suzhen blinked blankly, took off her glasses and wiped them seriously. Shit, I was finally sure that what I saw was not a hallucination: "Father, if my daughter is not mistaken, it seems to be, it seems to be, a... goldfish?"

It turns out that she was right!

In the strange expressions that everyone didn't know what to do, the huge mountain-like king of inspiration roared, and suddenly opened his light bulb eyes the size of a lantern. On the surging sea, the splashing waves whizzed down like a storm——

"You bastard who doesn't know how to live or die! The bastard who actually sabotaged your uncle, what are you looking at, haven't you seen such a majestic goldfish?"

Where is towering where is majestic, Yunfan and Senior Brother Chen rolled their eyes collectively, but Sister Chi stared dumbfounded for a long time, and suddenly said excitedly: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that Zizi and the others are always arguing about raising goldfish , but every time you raise it, you will die, think about it carefully,
This guy looks so strong, he won't just keep it up..."

"Shut up for labor and capital!" Before the words were finished, the angry King of Inspiration over there had already roared, rushing towards him violently like a mountain, his huge body set off a frenzied wave, as if he wanted to kill the Jinguanglou boat and everyone on board. Blast into pieces: "Go feed the sharks! You bastards, let me feed the sharks..."

Without any warning, the low but loud sound of the conch horn suddenly resounded through the vast ocean at this moment!
"What?" Almost subconsciously, everyone turned their heads to look neatly, even the furious Inspiration King turned his head in astonishment.

In an instant, the blue ocean surface in the distance suddenly parted from it, revealing a long and slender avenue with a width of several tens of feet. On the avenue completely formed by the condensation of sea water, hundreds of shrimp soldiers and crab generals held shining knives, guns, swords and halberds, dressed in golden light. The flashing majestic armor, the murderous aura coming surging forward, just the golden light and sun chain armor that everyone is dressed in a local tyrant who can't be a local tyrant, is enough to blind the eyes.

The next moment, in Xu Zhihu's sigh of "so rich, so rich", and in the eyes of Chi Jieer's "how much rouge and gouache can I buy", two walrus warriors stepped out with a golden sledgehammer. , the majestic and mighty Qi Qi shouted like thunder——

"Bastards! You blind people, after seeing the beauty and wisdom of our family, Her Royal Highness, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, why don't you quickly kneel down and offer your knees?"

(End of this chapter)