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Chapter 253 Sounds Evil

There is a legendary dance called... pole dancing!

Xu Zhihu said that as a clear stream in the comics industry, he has never seen this kind of artistic dance, but he has never eaten pork and seen pigs run, right? After the strange request, his first reaction was——

puff!
Well, the milk that spewed out of his mouth directly sprayed the face of Sister Chi next to him, the problem is that Sister Chi was not angry, but her eyes were straight: "Uh, Zhihu, why did I I always feel that the dance my cousin wants Ao Ying to dance sounds very evil?"

Chi Chi, your intuition is so accurate, Xu Zhihu immediately stood in awe, in fact, Yun Fan and Senior Brother Chen next to them also looked at each other, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, strange, strange, why just listen to that silkworm Saying it this way, we feel that the atmosphere is a bit wrong, as if there is a feeling that we are going to be cheated...

To be honest, Ao Ying, who was standing on the altar, already felt that she was cheated, especially when she saw the slender and smooth wooden pillar, she couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth: "Uh, Who, you mean... you want me to dance slowly around it?"

That's right, that's right, Demon Sage Jin Ruo nodded excitedly: "Not only go around it, but you also have to hook it with your feet and rub it slowly with your body, well, if possible, the best Well, I can gently stick out my tongue and lick it, remember, it’s very affectionate to close your eyes... ah, what are you doing!"

What else can I do, Ao Ying has already raised the matchlock gun angrily, even if she knows she can't do it, she has to shoot the bastard in the face first!
Calm down, calm down, Xu Zhihu rushed forward to stop him: "Ahhh, Your Highness, Your Highness, take a deep breath, take a deep breath, impulsiveness is the devil!"

Calm down, sister, Ao Ying's arrogance is gone, she is so angry that even the hand holding the matchlock gun is trembling: "Damn it, you damn bastard, even if I don't want a fine, this princess must first take this The bastard was smashed into scum!"

"Yes, yes, in fact, sometimes I also have this urge." Xu Zhihu hurriedly persuaded him with sweat profusely, "But the problem is, if we don't summon him, we won't be able to deal with the Dapeng Garuda and the so-called masters." So, for the sake of Donghai and your Highness's prosperity, or else..."

"Never!" Ao Ying answered with gritted teeth!
"Okay, okay." Xu Zhihu could only helplessly turn his head to look at Demon Sage Jinruo.

"Then there is no other way." Demon Sage Jin Li sighed very seriously, "This kind of sacrificial dance was studied with great difficulty by me back then. Only through a series of movements in the dance can the sacrificial beauty The power of faith radiated out and was absorbed by me as much as possible, so I say..."

"So?" Well, the reasons are convincing, Xu Zhihu can only turn back to look at Ao Ying, "Then what, Your Highness, you can be wronged for a while, anyway, it's just a dance, and you don't know what to do. ... Seventy percent, the seized valuables will be distributed to Your Highness, seventy percent!"

"Dream, this is dignity... er, [-]%?" Ao Ying was about to categorically refuse, but when she heard the following conditions, she suddenly froze.

"That's right, [-]%!" Xu Zhihu also fought hard, "Think about it, with [-]% seized, maybe the usury can be paid off in one go. In addition, seeing those magic treasures and talismans in the devil's lair , I will ask him to give you a few if I have a chance in the future."

"Hmm..." Following his line of sight, Ao Ying turned her head in a daze, and looked at the blinding magical treasures under Demon Sage Jinruo.

"No problem!" Jin Li Mosheng answered really straightforwardly, "These things are worthless, and I used to reward those human tribes before. After I slowly regain my strength, I will find a way to bring them out and give them five or sixty dollars. Jin for you."

Fifty or sixty catties!I wiped it, and it was calculated in catties!
Everyone was immediately crushed by this local tyrant's aura, and Ao Ying was even more stunned. She couldn't help but raise her head with starry eyes, and imagined the scene of dozens of catties of rare treasures falling from the sky, uh, it seems, it seems quite splendid……

"So?" Xu Zhihu hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, looking at her cautiously.

"Hmm..." Ao Ying remained silent, continued to remain silent, and remained silent.

A quarter of an hour later, just when Demon Sage Jin Ruo couldn't hold on any longer, she finally gritted her teeth and said murderously: "Let's talk about it first, if anyone dares to tell about this princess's shameful dance today ...Hmph!"

Don't say it, never say it, Xu Zhihu and the others hurriedly looked serious, saying that they had never seen this before, but the group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals behind couldn't help but frown, thinking that after today, we won't be killed by His Highness Let's kill someone.

"Hey, hey, have you guys finished talking?" The Jinrui Demon Sage was so hard that only phantoms remained, "Hurry up, hurry up, that wooden pillar and I are already hungry and thirsty..."

Well, because of the word hunger and thirst, Ao Ying almost couldn't help raising her gun again.

But in the end, she finally took a deep breath, walked up step by step with her face flushed, stared at the wooden pillar for a long time very uncomfortable, then slowly raised her head, and stretched out a very strange and strange way. Tongue, licked lightly on the wooden post: "Uh... so?"

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu really wanted to hold back, but he still couldn't.

"Ahhh!" Sister Chi and Bai Suzhen held hands, their eyes stared at each other.

"Uh...it always feels weird." Senior Brother Chen and the others twitched all over their faces, but for some reason, they felt their heart beating violently.

But no matter what, at least this is a good start. Ao Ying is going all out anyway, so she just throws away her morals and nothing else, just like that, with her face flushed and her eyes closed, she starts turning around the wooden pillar... …

That's it, that's it, the Demon Sage Jin Li was very excited to see it, and he still didn't forget to correct all kinds of mistakes very seriously: "Hmm, this place should make the body form a curve... Well, here, it should be Gently shake your head, let the hair fly... By the way, and here, when leaning against the pillar and twisting slowly, you should slightly open your cherry lips..."

Well, I won't describe the specific process. In short, the whole picture looks like dozens of trains coming in order!
In the face of everyone twitching and unable to bear to look directly, Her Royal Highness danced for a quarter of an hour in grief and indignation, and then danced again for a quarter of an hour according to the request of Jinruo Mosheng, until her face flushed red and couldn't help it. About to raise the arquebus again...

"Ahhh, I feel it, I feel the familiar power of the soul." Different from their entanglement, the Jinrui Demon Sage was trembling with excitement, "Very good, it's getting stronger and stronger, hey hey hey , Who, don’t stop, just... quickly, praise this God! Praise loudly!”

"I rub it, and you still want to praise?" Xu Zhihu couldn't bear to look at it.

"Yes! You must praise! You must praise!" Jin Li Mosheng was almost intoxicated, "Remember, you must be devout, you must have a kind of piety from the heart, only if I can feel the sincere love of this chick for me, Only then can I absorb the power of faith she exudes, understand?"

"Stop making trouble, who the hell loves a silkworm from the bottom of their hearts!" Xu Zhihu slandered a hundred times silently, and could only look at Ao Ying helplessly.

Well, I have no morals anyway, and Ao Ying didn't care, she just raised her hands with her face flushed, and shouted indifferently: "Ah! Great Jinruo Demon Sage, you are like the sun in the sky, give us Bring warmth and light!"

"No, no, not pious enough." Jin Li Mosheng shook his head desperately, "Who, your praise to this god must be a true feeling from the heart, true, understand?"

I understand your wool!Ao Ying is completely angry, your sister, it's fine to let His Highness dance such a shameful dance, now why do you want me to praise you, I praise you ghost, is it immoral to praise you?
"Whatever, whatever." The whole body of the Jinrui Demon Sage was trembling slightly, and it seemed that he would rush out of the barrier at any moment, "Be pious, be pious, it must be a compliment from the heart!"

"Wait, I seem to understand." Xu Zhihu suddenly had an idea, rushed up, and whispered a few words in Ao Ying's ear.

"So, is this okay?" Ao Ying couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"Do you have another way?" Xu Zhihu looked at her seriously.

Well, really not, Ao Ying opened her mouth in astonishment and speechless, and finally turned around with a strange face, facing the trembling Jinruo Demon Sage over there, raised her hands very piously, and shouted One sound——

"Ah! The great Jinruo Demon Sage, you... uh, you are really rich!"

boom!
I have to admit that this praise really came from the heart. In an instant, I saw the golden ruthless demon saint in the enchantment suddenly growl, and a surging golden light glowed all over his body: "The power of faith! I feel it!" ! Faith enough to get me out of trouble... Boom!"

Before the words fell, there was another loud roar, and the black hole of monster energy in the void suddenly appeared!

The next moment, as the crowd backed away in shock, endless violent monster energy surged out, almost covering the entire valley. Sheng, who has revealed a huge body, stands condescendingly in the valley like this.

"Cousin!" Sister Chi couldn't help being surprised.

"Cousin!" When I met Sister Chi again, even though it was only half an hour, Demon Sage Jin Ruo was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes.

"Woooooh, cousin, it's good to have you here, and I'm no longer afraid of those bastards bullying me and Zhihu!"

"That is, with me here, which bastard dares to bully you and your brother-in-law, labor and management will directly tear him into spicy strips!"

"Hey, cousin, how do you know about Latiao?"

"Oh oh, have you forgotten, when my brother-in-law gave you spicy sticks last time, he also fed me a few sticks by the way, the taste is not bad!"

What the hell, seeing the two of them getting farther and farther away, Xu Zhihu couldn't help coughing a few times: "Then what, should we hurry up and get down to business, I'm afraid that you won't be able to hold on, cousin."

"Don't worry, as long as this silly girl keeps piously praising me, I can at least stay here for a whole day." Demon Saint Jin Li shook his body triumphantly, completely ignoring Ao Ying's resentful eyes, "Well, but, Now there is a little problem..."

"What?" Xu Zhihu and Senior Brother Chen looked at each other, suddenly having a strange premonition.

"Yeah, it's like this." Jin Li Mosheng looked at them very seriously, "I just said that this kind of temporary sacrifice can only make me return to Kunwu, but it doesn't mean that I can go back to Kunwu." This god has restored his former cultivation base, even if it is only one-thousandth of his cultivation base..."

"Uh, then?"

"Then, in order for the god to recover his strength as soon as possible, the god needs more power of faith..."

"so?"

"So, just this silly girl is not enough, I need more beautiful girls, all kinds, such as loli, girls, sister Yu, give me a dozen of them... Hey, hey Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, where are you going?"

(End of this chapter)