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Chapter 26 You are a good man

On the fifth day of December, Dongming Mountain, the sun was clear and cloudless, it was a good day to rob Mrs. Yazhai and gang fight...

Early in the morning, the sky was just getting brighter, and the Chichi Guards Group composed of hundreds of monsters had already gathered in front of Pansi Cave with their helmets on and armor on, waiting for the blind cow to kill them Come, and don't be cowardly, just do a big fight!

The only disharmony is that Sister Chi, who is the target of the robbery, has no self-consciousness. Instead, she is brandishing two gleaming machetes, chasing Zhu Ganglie with a flushed face: "Stop, stop for me, you bastard, Actually lied to Zhihu to send you to death... Give me, stop for me, the Lun family promises not to beat you to death!"

"It's none of my business, it's none of my business?" Zhu Ganglie ran away with his head in his arms, like killing a pig... No, it should be said that he was a pig in the first place. Knowing that Lao Xu believed everything, he really asked me to take him to Baigu Mountain for help."

Dare to say?Dare to say?How dare you say it?

Sister Chi gritted her teeth with hatred, and said in her heart that everyone knows that the lady is crazy and moody, this is all right, for three days, I haven't seen Zhihu come back, maybe it has been sunburned into soy sauce meat now up!
Well, thinking of that terrible scene, Sister Chi couldn't help shivering, but she couldn't help but feel worried, she frowned and bit her cherry lips tightly, and the six little lolis were tearful, woo woo woo, brother really It will be turned into soy sauce meat... Hey, soy sauce meat is dried shrimp, is it delicious?
No way, no way, Zhu Ganglie was really a little scared when he heard Sister Chi say this: "Could it be that Lao Xu was really given by that empress... Uh, don't look at me like this, the conscience of heaven and earth , I really didn't mean it!"

No time to talk about the pig, a large group of monsters looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

Well, although we haven't been together for a long time, Zhihu is still very friendly to everyone. He is generous, helpful and loyal. Although he makes people hate when he complains about his black belly, but in general... Uh, Wait, Chi Chi, why did you take out that coffin used to sell your body to bury your husband?

"I'm going to Bone Mountain! Go now!"

Sister Chi bit her cherry lips tightly, held up the coffin with one hand, and pulled up Zizi and the other six with the other, as if she was planning to find her husband from thousands of miles away: "I know if there is nothing wrong, I will ask that The empress let him back, if something happens to him, I will... I will... I will be his widow, and I will repay his kindness!"

Stop making trouble, Chi Chi, are you serious?
A large group of monsters were stunned. Seeing that Sister Chi was about to pick up the coffin and set off, they rushed up to stop him: "Wait, wait, Chi Chi, don't be impulsive, the Bull Demon King will come at any time now, maybe you just came down the mountain Just hit him!"

"Don't stop me, get out of the way!" Sister Chi was furious, but her eyes couldn't help but turn slightly red, "Oh, I knew it was like this, when he said he wanted to raise me the night before yesterday, I agreed to let him raise me Well, anyway, if you raise it, you won't get pregnant..."

boom!
Before I finished speaking, I heard a loud roar in the distance, and a silver-white light with a violent hurricane blasted heavily in front of Pansi Cave like a meteorite!
When the smoke and dust gradually dissipated, he saw a large pit several feet away. Xu Zhihu pushed the Dodge Tomahawk away with great difficulty, and climbed up while coughing: "Fuck me, this car is going too fast. If it wasn't for our family to start slowing down three hundred miles away, maybe it's just now... Hey, why are you looking at me like this?"

Nothing, a large group of monsters looked at him with strange faces, but suddenly turned their heads together, and looked at Sister Chi who was still holding the coffin with that strange expression, um, if I remember correctly, there seemed to be some A silly girl said she wanted to marry...

Marry your head, Sister Chi directly shot these bastards away, and then she was full of surprise, and hurriedly pulled six little lolis to meet her: "Damn it, Zhihu, where are you running to..."

"I'll talk about it later, I'll talk about it later." Xu Zhihu wiped the dust off his face, and then patted the back seat of the Dodge Tomahawk with a smile, "Then what, come out, I can only help you here, and go out from now on Be careful when you do."

Before the words finished, a hiss was heard, and the little snake suddenly swam out, but it turned into a hundred-foot-long python in a flash against the wind, scaring the demons of Dongming Mountain.

Fortunately, this guy didn't mean to hurt anyone, he just lowered the snake's head slightly, and nodded three o'clock towards Xu Zhihu, as if he was imitating the human race to say thanks, and then he came up to him very affectionately, and gently touched Xu Zhihu's leg. Rubbing, like a domestic kitten waiting to be fed.

"Go, go." Xu Zhihu patted its head, and pointed to the distant Yunwu Mountains, "This area is relatively safe, you can find a place to practice, and don't go back to Mount Emei in the future."

"Hiss, hiss." The giant python nodded repeatedly, and circled around him for several weeks before winding away reluctantly.

In the morning sun, its silver-white snake body is like a swimming dragon, looming in the golden wild rice fields. It stops and looks back from time to time, and its red eyes are shining brightly, as if it is reluctant to leave...

"Goodbye by fate!" Xu Zhihu watched its figure gradually disappear into the clouds and mist. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little sad, and couldn't help but raised his hand and waved it vigorously——

"Remember, remember, if you are a mother and become a spirit in the future, you must become a beautiful woman to repay your favor!"

I think, all the monsters in Dongming Mountain crashed into the tree collectively, and Sister Chi couldn't help but feel a little bit amused: "Hey, hey, that's enough, I know you, where did you go?"

"Khan, this is hard to explain!" Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, briefly summarized the experience of the past few days, and then took out the five sword pills from his arms: "In short, the thing is like this, now The problem is, I don't know how to use these five sword pills?"

Under the morning sun, five sword pills rose slowly from his palm, whistling and circling like birds, emitting a faint blue light like ripples, which looked quite spiritual...

The monsters in Dongming Mountain looked at each other, but Sister Chi finally came back to her senses, and took a sword pill casually: "Well, let me take a look, this is very simple, just input aura, but I know you don't have aura , that’s okay, you can use Lingshi!”

Really or not, Xu Zhihu dubiously took out a few spiritual senses, looked at the five sword pills still hovering in front of him: "Well, that means, as long as I convert the spirit stones into spiritual energy, I can ...I'll wipe it!"

Before the infusion of spirit energy started, a gust of cold wind from the mountains whizzed past, and the five sword pills that had been burned in the furnace for a long time suddenly shattered completely...

No way, Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, and when he realized that he was going to rescue him, there was only a few fragments left in his hand: "Uh, did I make a mistake, the magic weapon I have worked so hard to get back, it's just like this... …what?"

The next moment, among the fragments of sword pills scattered by the wind, five groups of silver-white light balls whizzed into the air suddenly, circling a few times as if they had spiritual consciousness, and then they were about to take advantage of the wind to escape.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast, Sister Chi reacted the most promptly, and directly spewed out dozens of spider threads, entangled the five balls of light abruptly: "Ah, this is the sword soul of Xiantian Jianwan, hurry up!" Quick, do you have any magic weapon like a long sword, quickly take it out and fuse with it, maybe it can be saved!"

long sword?Is a knife okay?What about the axe?

The demons of Dongming Mountain stared at each other, and hurriedly took out their weapons. Amidst all the yelling, they saw the five groups of silver-white sword spirits rampaging in the spider web, and they were about to escape in a blink of an eye.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up." Sister Chi's face was pale, and another spider thread spit out quickly, "What kind of sword pill is this, the sword soul is so strong, it can't be done, it can't be done, I really can't support it Stop, did you find it?"

Looking, looking, a group of monsters were sweating profusely, and they didn't care what kind of weapon they were holding, no matter how much it was, they slapped it on the soul of the sword first.

But the problem is, before those weapons hit it, there was a loud roar, and the five sword souls suddenly slammed hard, rushing out of the spider web, and flew into the air like lightning in a blink of an eye...

Snapped!
Before they could fly away, the five weapons were slapped down heavily, and they were directly slapped on the ground!
Fortunately, wiping off the cold sweat, Xu Zhihu turned to Sister Chi while pressing the five sword souls hard, and explained to Sister Chi: "It's okay, it's okay, fortunately I suddenly remembered, there is still... eh in my mountain bag? "

Before I finished talking, the five weapons on the ground suddenly sucked in all the silver-white sword soul, and the silver light hissed and shone in an instant, and the five weapons suddenly flew into the air!

Being pierced by the silver light, all the monsters in Dongming Mountain backed away involuntarily, but Sister Chi, who had the highest cultivation, squinted her eyes under the strong light and looked: "Well, it's so strange that they merged smoothly. Zhihu, when will you have a weapon... poof!"

A few seconds later, when she saw the appearance of the five weapons, Sister Chi suddenly sprayed——

I wipe!This is, this is, this seems to be... a kitchen knife?

That's right, they are indeed kitchen knives, and they are still five slightly rusty kitchen knives. After absorbing the sword soul, they floated in the air with such a blue light, shaking above Xu Zhihu's head, as if they would fall down at any time Come.

Dumbfounded, the demons of Dongming Mountain were stunned. Sister Chi couldn't help biting her finger. After a long time, she finally turned her head slowly and looked at Xu Zhihu with the eyes of a snake spirit: "Is there any mistake? , you actually use a kitchen knife as..."

You can say anything, Xu Zhihu scratched his head innocently, but at this moment, Zhu Ganglie suddenly pointed at the five kitchen knives: "Wait a minute, look, these five kitchen knives still seem to have words engraved on them." !"

That's right, it's true, on the five kitchen knives floating in the air, there are actually a few words engraved on each of them, which seems to be a sentence when connected, and the engraving is so big that it can be clearly seen even if it is separated by tens of feet. See you.

In fact, Sister Chi is obviously illiterate, and the simplified characters are also a bit difficult to read, but this does not prevent the pig next to him from shaking his head and reading it half-understood——

"I'm sorry... Zhihu... you are a good person..."

Very good, there is no need to read any further, be it Sister Chi or the demons of Dongming Mountain, all suddenly turned their heads with sympathy, and looked at Xu Zhihu with complicated eyes...

Nima, labor and management knew it would be like this!

Xu Zhihu's face was flushed, and he coughed a few times in embarrassment: "Uh, it's nothing, I just liked a girl who was a chef, so I saved my pocket money for half a year and bought this set of kitchen knives as a gift. She, then... Hey, hey, what kind of expression do you guys have, is it strange that you failed to confess your love?"

"What do you think?" A large group of monsters looked at each other strangely.

It’s not surprising that the confession failed, and it’s normal to be issued a good person card, but the good person card was written directly on the returned gift, and it was written so conspicuously... Cough cough, Zhihu, does that girl love you? Still hate you, or love and hate?
Your uncle!Xu Zhihu suddenly felt his facial muscles twitching, and he finally resisted the urge to spurt blood.

But at this time, Sister Chi raised her hand and asked thoughtfully: "Wait a minute, it seems that these five kitchen knives have just been fused with the soul of the weapon... Well, that is to say, when Zhihu fights with others in the future , will take out these five kitchen knives, and then... everyone will see this part on the knife..."

puff!At this moment, Xu Zhihu finally couldn't help spurting blood from his mouth!
A large group of monsters tried their best to hold back their laughter, but the corners of their mouths were twitching uncontrollably. Sister Chi felt sympathetic and couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's okay, Zhihu, you want to open up, although You are not popular with women, but it is better than that stupid cow, that guy..."

boom!
Before I could finish, Sister Chi's crow's mouth worked again!
In an instant, there was a loud roar in the sky in the distance, accompanied by the whistling yellow sand hurricane, the gloomy black clouds swept in like a raging tide, covering the entire sky in an instant, casting a dark shadow that could not be seen. .

"What?" Xu Zhihu and the demons of Dongming Mountain were taken aback, and looked up involuntarily——

In an instant, a purple electric silver snake was like a huge sharp sword, tearing open the sky recklessly!
A raging wave of fire burned from nowhere, dyeing most of the dark cloud into a blood-red crimson. In this cloudy red light, the huge and ferocious phantom of the Bull Demon King, like an indomitable troll, appeared in the crimson red light. It is looming in the colorful clouds, and behind him can vaguely see countless cow monsters, riding the black cloud monster wind howling...

Amid the roar of thunder and lightning, torrential rain mixed with hail poured down, there was no sound in front of the Pansi Cave where the wind was whistling, and all the monsters in Dongming Mountain looked up at the sky in shock...

But the next moment, as Xu Zhihu jumped on the electric car, hundreds of monsters suddenly roared together, and drew out their swords, guns and halberds with a murderous click. The scarlet dress swept towards him like a cloud of fire——

"Copy guys, shoulder to shoulder, if you want to rob the Lun family and go back to be Mrs. Yazhai, first ask the Lun family whether they are willing to use these two knives!"

(End of this chapter)