Otaku

Chapter 270
Life is full of surprises!
Xu Zhihu originally thought that it would be a great surprise not to have to travel all the way to West Kunlun by himself, but he never thought that an even bigger surprise was yet to come!
In the brightly lit hall, under the weird gaze of a large group of people, when he heard that familiar line, his first reaction was to turn his head in astonishment and look at Sister Chi in disbelief. The neck bones are twisted—

nausea?Nausea?Wait a minute, this line sounds so familiar, it seems that every time a TV series plays like this, the next thing is...

Sweet and sour pork ribs!Steam your tofu!Tomato you scrambled eggs!So, so, Laozi's marksmanship is so accurate that he doesn't hesitate to hit a hit?
puff!Are you kidding me, in the two months in East China Sea, we did it once, really only once, the problem is that just this time, it was so efficient that it made Chichi pregnant... ... Meow meow, who said that the six-eyed silver spider is difficult for ancient ferocious beasts to reproduce, come out, labor and management promise not to kill him!
Well, it’s useless to say anything, for a moment, his mind was in chaos, and all kinds of complaints kept popping out like bullet screens, and in the end, thousands of words were all merged into one sentence—anyway, now The real situation is, I'm going to upgrade to be a father?

"Uh..." Looking at the other side, Sister Chi, who has no common sense of pregnancy at all, is still dazed stupidly there, "Huh? Ma'am, how do you know that I feel sick? Yes, yes, I recently I feel a little uncomfortable, I don’t know if it’s because I’ve eaten too much, or because I’ve used bad rouge powder, or it’s maybe...uh, why are you looking at me like this?”

You said, why are we looking at you like this?
Empress Shiji smiled and bit the shortbread, Senior Brother Chen and the others looked at each other strangely, Yun Fan's eyes were full of twinkling stars, Bai Suzhen had already pulled out her handkerchief and was so moved that she was about to cry, as for the real Baimei and the eight elders At this time, I didn't know what expression to make at all, so I just looked up at the top of the hall with a blank expression on my face, in a daze...

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Sister Chi was dazed by them, and couldn't help taking a few steps back, "Hey, hey, you see my expression is really strange, as if I secretly hid What a good thing, I don't plan to give it to..."

"Stupid girl!" Xu Zhihu finally recovered from the shock, grabbed her shoulders firmly, thought for a while and then carefully let go, "Uh, Chichi, I reckon, you might, might want……"

"Shrimp?" Sister Chi opened her eyes wide open in a foolish way.

"Maybe..." Xu Zhihu scratched his head strangely, "You might want, uh, no, we might have... a baby!"

Very good and powerful, as soon as these words were said, Sister Chi, who was stupidly wide-eyed just now, immediately stopped moving at all, and didn't even blink her big eyes.

Uh, don't scare me, Xu Zhihu was taken aback, couldn't help stretching out his hand, and carefully waved it in front of her eyes: "Then what, Chi Chi? Chi Chi, you didn't..."

"Ah?" Before she finished speaking, Sister Chi, who was still motionless just now, suddenly jumped back more than ten feet away with a whoosh.

"Calm down, calm down." Xu Zhihu was taken aback, and hurried up to support her, "You can't jump, you can't jump now, it will be bad if you move your tires."

"Fetal gas... fetal gas or something..." Sister Chi's jade cheeks were flushed, she took a few deep breaths on the spot, finally calmed down a little, and subconsciously lowered her head, looking at her little belly ——

Under the weak light, the small waist that is grasped gracefully is as white as jade, and the delicate dimples look so cute, but who would have imagined that at this moment, there is a soft little life hidden in this slightly undulating belly ...

"So? So?" Looking blankly at her belly, Sister Chi finally came to her senses after stuttering for a while, "I really want it, I really want it, I really want it I have to be..."

"That's right, that's right..." Xu Zhihu gently held her hand, looked at her slightly undulating belly, and suddenly had a complicated feeling of "Life is so wonderful, I want to drink a glass of milk to calm my shock".

Seriously, I’m not mentally prepared at all, okay? A few years ago, I was still being issued a good person card by my sister, and I didn’t even have a girlfriend. Now I’m going to upgrade to become a father suddenly, and in another year, I think I’ll still live The life of changing diapers in the middle of the night, soaking milk powder in the morning and telling stories by the bed, when you think about it, it’s really a little, a little, a little...

Well, I don’t know how to describe this feeling. He and Chichi looked at each other foolishly. For a while, they were a little surprised, a little happy, a little guilty, and a little sweet. In short...it’s just complicated!
Silence, weird silence, after a whole quarter of an hour, Chi Jieer, who was still biting her fingers in a daze, finally opened her eyes wide and said, "Ah, Zhihu, what if our child looks like you? It's not pretty..."

puff!
Disgusted, disliked, Xu Zhihu burst into tears from being disliked, and his heart is red, can your brain circuit be a little bit normal? At this time, we should consider the issue of raising a baby, and let’s talk about where I can see it Well, I'm just a public face.

But at this time, Empress Shiji watched the excitement for a long time, and finally smiled with satisfaction and said: "Okay, okay, Zhihu, according to my experience, what your Chichi needs most now is peace of mind and childcare." .”

It's as if you have given birth to your mother!
Xu Zhihu slandered silently in his heart, but he was reminded, and quickly turned his head to look at Yunfan: "Uh, senior sister, can I trouble you to take Chichi and me back to Dongming Mountain on the Jinguanglou boat, A umbrella flew a little way Anger, I'm afraid that Chi Chi's fetal gas will be bad."

No problem, Yun Fan immediately nodded and agreed with a smile on his face. Needless to say, this ship lady is probably full of gossip, and she might have prepared a whole book of questions, just waiting to ask Sister Chi on the way.

"Then, it's not too late, you can go back after a day's rest." Master Baimei also coughed lightly at this time, "I, the eight elders and my wife, after we arrange things in Shushan, we will also go to Kunlun to find out who The whereabouts of the Lord."

Well, he said that, of course Xu Zhihu chose to leave immediately, and immediately helped Chi Jie out of the main hall carefully, and when he stepped over the threshold in the middle, he was cautious, wishing he could just tear down the threshold .

"Uh, don't be so careful, I just got pregnant." Sister Chi was obviously not used to it.

"That won't work, the first three months are the most important." Xu Zhihu supported her with a serious face, "During this time, Chichi, you can't do strenuous exercise, and you have to wear loose clothes as much as possible, and don't catch a cold. Medicine, and take some folic acid or something... Well, by the way, it seems that Kunwu doesn’t have such a thing as folic acid?”

"Wuwuwu, Zhihu, you are so kind to me." Sister Chi was so moved that her eyes were full of little stars, "So, the two of us will soon... Hey, wait a minute, I suddenly remembered, Last time it seemed like we talked about a very complicated issue."

"what is the problem?"

"That is, is this baby born viviparous or oviparous..."

"Uh, what's the difference?"

"Of course, if it's born viviparously, I have to feed the baby, and if it's born egg-bearing, I have to catch bugs for her!"

"..."

"Also, if it's viviparous, I need to weave small clothes early; if it's oviparous, I just need to find a lot of sand..."

"Chichi..."

"what?"

"You said, will our children join S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"Uh... what is S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

(End of this chapter)