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Chapter 275 Don't bend over

Caught off guard!

No one expected that these weird and dark actors who fled in embarrassment would give up the chance of escape at the last moment, and unexpectedly targeted Xu Zhihu, who was not on the battlefield at all, as the target of hunting.

It was too late, after Lu Fenghou they turned their heads in astonishment, the only thing they could do was to watch those dark actors jump out of the hole, and the black ink long knives at their waists all flashed past, with icy cold The sharp saber energy slashed fiercely at Xu Zhihu who seemed to be completely stunned and was still standing on the deck looking up dumbfounded.

"Let me come!" Sister Chi waited for a long time, but she had waited for this opportunity, and immediately went forward with wide-eyed almond eyes.

Amidst the whistling sound, the silvery white spider silk shot out like a storm, and then two pans waved violently, and then countless little red-blooded spiders jumped into the air, covering the entire deck.

In an instant, a group of dark actors who were descending from the sky were all caught. The silver and white spider threads entangled five or six unlucky guys in one go. And completely submerged the guys behind.

"Good job... Be careful!" Lu Fenghou over there blurted out, before he could finish his sentence, his expression changed drastically.

It seems that a group of dark actors have been wiped out, but in the weird black light, there is another hole opening behind Xu Zhihu, and several silent and cold dark actors leap out like ghosts, wearing strange long swords. With the icy murderous aura tearing through the air, he slashed down viciously!

That's too late!This time, even Chi Jieer, who was close at hand, had no time to rescue her!

It's just that at this moment, Xu Zhihu, who felt the sharp murderous aura coming from behind, didn't look back, but stretched out his hand into his arms with emotion: "Well, the next scene may be a bit disharmonious. Ladies, please consciously turn your head..."

Click!

The next moment, the thing that flew out of his hand, just like this, crossed a curve, as if with automatic navigation, and just happened to fall into the hands of the leader of the dark actor in front.

"What?" The leader of the dark actor looked down subconsciously, but was shocked to find that what fell into his hand was not a magic weapon, but... er, a piece of soap?

"Soap? Why is there a piece of soap?" The leader of the dark actor was stunned. "Wait, could it be that this is not soap, but something that looks like a magic weapon..."

There was a bang, and the wind howled behind him. This guy turned his head to look in astonishment. Before he could react, he saw a companion dressed as a young student suddenly blushed. He threw down a long knife and rushed up like a beast. He fell to the ground.

This is not over yet, after throwing him to the ground, the Xiaosheng actor actually showed that kind of affectionate expression, and instinctively pouted his lips and wanted to kiss him: "Boss, boss, actually I have liked you for a long time... "

It was so scary, seeing that the bearded mouth was about to be kissed like this, the leader of the dark actor was terrified, and almost subconsciously punched him: "Bastard, what are you doing?"

Pfft, after suffering a heavy blow, the Xiaosheng actor couldn't help spurting blood from his mouth, but even so, he continued to greet him affectionately: "Boss, it's okay, it hit me, and it hurts in your heart... Come on!" , let's pick up soap together!"

"What the hell?" The leader of the dark actor was about to collapse, but he suddenly reacted, "Wait, pick up soap, could it be that..."

Suddenly enlightened, he looked at the piece of soap in his hand, and threw it out hastily like avoiding a snake.

Amidst the whistling sound, the piece of soap soared into the air, but as if it had spiritual consciousness, it circled in mid-air for half a circle, and fell into the hands of another dark actor.

Dumbfounded, the unlucky dark actor didn't expect it at all, just holding the bar of soap in such a foolish way: "This... this..."

Before he could react, his face suddenly became terrified, because at this moment, all the dark actors around him who were at a loss suddenly all had wild faces and pounced on him as if possessed by evil spirits. The guy started undressing and taking off his pants while rushing up!
Yes, the target of the assassination was not far away, but these guys seemed to have been enchanted collectively, only the piece of soap and the companion holding the piece of soap were left in their eyes, and they swarmed forward frantically.

With a bang, the guy holding the soap only had time to scream and was drowned by the surging crowd. Amidst the strange sound, the piece of soap suddenly flew out of the chaotic crowd...

In the evening sunset, this gleaming piece of soap just soared into the air with the wind, drew a curved arc under the golden sunlight, and finally fell towards, uh, towards...

At this moment, under everyone's strange eyes, the leader of the dark actor who had just managed to break free just raised his head dumbfounded, watching the piece of soap fall from the sky, and landed very accurately at his feet.

To be honest, he really didn't plan to pick it up, but there seemed to be some kind of weird fascination in the soap, which made him want to bend down and reach out, and then...

Then, at this very moment, he was stunned suddenly, and suddenly felt chills all over his body, as if there were countless pairs of eyes staring at him around him, no, no, isn't it like...

In fact, with just a swish, the dozens of dark actors who were still chaotic there just now suddenly all appeared around him silently, and everyone looked at him intently with strange affectionate eyes. Him, and the bar of soap at his feet...

"Huh?" The leader of the dark actor was covered in cold sweat, and he stood stiffly on the spot, not even daring to move. In the eerie silence, he could even feel the breathing of the subordinates around him gently hitting his neck. On it, let his hairs stand on end.

"Calm down, don't mess around." Xu Zhihu kindly reminded from the side, "At this time, you should pick up that piece of soap gently and slowly. That's right, don't move too much."

"Pick it up?" The leader of the dark actor looked down at the piece of soap at his feet, seemed to be controlled by some strange emotion, and followed the instructions almost subconsciously.

"That's right, squat down and pick it up." Xu Zhihu gave him a serious suggestion, "Slow down, slow down, don't move too much, yes, that's it, remember, must, must, must Don't bend...I'll rub it!"

Before he finished speaking, the leader of the dark actor was slowly squatting down, as if he felt that the speed was too slow, so he couldn't help but bent down.

Needless to say, at this moment,
Xu Zhihu couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head, and pushed Sister Chi into the cabin: "Uh, Chi Chi, don't look, it's not good for prenatal education, really..."

Well, Sister Chi who entered the cabin was really curious, but she couldn't see anything, she could only hear a strange sound from outside, it seemed that a certain guy was being beaten by a gang.

"So..." Xu Zhihu also turned his head, looking up at the sky innocently.

Under the golden sunset, listening to the strange voice behind him, he looked at the twitching Lu Fenghou Bull Demon King and the others beside him, finally patted their shoulders, and sighed earnestly——

"So, Lao Lu, when you take a bath in the future, don't bend down to pick up the soap!"

(End of this chapter)