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Chapter 285

As for why Chi Chi did the eighth set of radio gymnastics, there is actually a reason!
To put it simply, since a certain person came to Kunwu, he felt that he needed to exercise frequently when running, so every morning he took six little loli to do a set of radio gymnastics by the Dongming Lake, and then he was responsible for giving little loli Li Sweat's red sister, just like this subtly learned...

Well, never mind that, the point now is, as Chichi jumps onto a blue rock, and starts to do stretching exercises on it like leading exercises, the hundreds of Kunlun Qi practitioners below are also very dazed. Raised his hands, and began to follow rather clumsily——

"One, stretch, one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four..."

"Second session, chest expansion exercise, one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four..."

"Third quarter, kicking, one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four..."

To be honest, there is no way to describe how beautiful this scene is in words. Anyway, Xu Zhihu's face twitched as he watched a large group of immortals in robes of flying swords bend over and expand their chests in a uniform way. Squatting, kicking, and turning, I don’t even know what to say... You are so steamed, Chi Chi, you are such a genius, how the hell did you come up with this?
Well, don't worry about how Chichi connected energy consumption with doing radio gymnastics, but at least in this way, everyone present was plunged into the fiery atmosphere of national fitness, and no one cared about hacking each other Kill chaos, and then...

Well, then, things become very simple!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Holy Mother of Golden Light and Sword Lord Lie Yang jointly cast the secret technique. After only a moment, when the Holy Mother of Golden Light narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly, took off the gold hairpin from her temples and tossed it in the wind, there was a dazzling golden light like the scorching sun in the sky, covering the whole world. The square is all covered.

Under the golden light, those Kunlun Qi practitioners who were doing radio gymnastics at a loss suddenly stood there stiffly, and then there was a dark devilish force that was forced out of their Niwan Palace like a poisonous snake. After coming out, it was quickly reduced to ashes under the golden light.

In an instant, it was as if a group collapsed. Thousands of Kunlun Qi practitioners were all exhausted, but the few dark actors who sneaked in in the middle were still blankly doing radio gymnastics with Sister Chi, so conspicuous that they couldn't be more conspicuous .

"Evil Obstacle!" Lie Yang Jianzun let out a low voice, and immediately dozens of sword qi roared out, directly piercing through the bones of these dark actors, even if they wanted to self-destruct after waking up, they couldn't do it at all.

Almost at the same time, Tianhe Zhenjun, who had just recovered from a severe injury, also waved his sleeves, and the surging illusion of Tianhe swept across, and all the unconscious Kunlun Qi practitioners disappeared out of thin air, and even those flying swords were collected. gone.

"It's not too late, send them back to heal their wounds first, and interrogate these attackers." The Holy Mother of the Golden Light turned her head to look at Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi, her eyes were full of approval, but she didn't care much at this time Whatever you say, directly push the golden light into the sky.

Only a few seconds later, several powerful figures had disappeared directly into the White House, and Zhenjun Tianhe's angry shout could still be faintly heard: "This is unreasonable! Who the hell dares to sabotage my Kunlun election... ...Well, Fellow Daoist Jin Guang, you mean that this matter has something to do with that demon?"

The following words, as the entire White House is completely shrouded in golden light, will never be heard again. It is estimated that in the next period of time, the entire Kunlun will be devastated by this matter. Even the election of the new Queen Mother of the West will be held on time. question.

"Phew!" Looking at the rocks not far away, Sister Chi, who had done radio gymnastics six times, was also extremely tired. She breathed a sigh of relief, and fell to the ground softly, sweating and panting, "Ahhh Ah, I can't, I'm so tired, I'm so tired, I don't know if the baby has been startled by me."

That's what I'm afraid of, okay? Xu Zhihu was afraid that she would get gas, so he quickly poured a cup of steaming milk and handed it over, then took out a towel to wipe her sweat, and consciously served as a human cushion.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Sister Chi touched her belly with a happy face, and looked at the square ahead that was still full of blood and broken swords, and couldn't help shivering with lingering fear, "Okay Dangerous, so risky, if Zhihu didn’t put out so much makeup just now… Hey, wait a minute, why did Zhihu have so many makeup?”

That's right, that's the point, right?

Thinking that her husband actually collected so many cosmetics, Sister Chi's heart was shocked, she couldn't help sitting up straight, her face was so suspicious that even the vinegar bottle was poured down, could it be, could it be, could it be...

"Don't make trouble, it's actually..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange face, and sighed with emotion, "Well, it's actually like this. Before I came to Kunwu, I was forced by life to plan to Drawing female manga."

"Manga? And then?" Sister Chi looked at him in a daze.

"Then, some knowledge about beauty makeup will be added to this female comic to facilitate cosmetics manufacturers to place advertisements." Xu Zhihu explained to her solemnly, "The problem is, I don't know anything about cosmetics. A female friend works in a fashion magazine, so I borrowed a bunch of lip balms, foundations, and face washes from her, but the problem is that I came to Kunwu before I had time to research it... ummmm, That's it!"

"Really?" Sister Chi looked at him dubiously.

"Really!" Xu Zhihu hurriedly raised his hand with a serious face, "After I came to Kunwu, I forgot that I still had these cosmetics, and I only found them out a while ago... Mmmmm, I originally planned to wait until after you gave birth , as a surprise gift for you."

Very good and strong, the two of them just looked at each other so stupidly, after a long time, Sister Chi finally patted her breast lightly with relief: "I knew it, I knew my Zhihu wouldn't... ...Is the girl from the magazine pretty good-looking?"

"Don't make trouble, how could there be a girl prettier than you!" Xu Zhihu replied without hesitation.

How about a standard answer? Sister Chi immediately beamed with joy, but then coughed softly: "No, although the Lun family is indeed beautiful, Senior Sister Yun and Liuliu are actually not bad, at most they are more beautiful than others. The Lun family is a little inferior...Huh?"

As they were talking, Yun Fan and Mu Liu, who were still doing stretching exercises habitually, finally woke up with back pain. "Uh, just now, what happened just now, I remember I glanced at Chi Chi, and then..."

"Then, you guys exercised together." Xu Zhihu took out a few packs of crispy horns to shock them, "By the way, although I don't know why the lord took the risk to assassinate Zhenjun Tianhe, but it seems that His exposure this time has attracted the attention of the entire Kunlun faction, in other words, even if we don't have to urge him now, the whole Kunlun will go all out to hunt him down."

"But the problem is..." Speaking of this, Yun Fan couldn't help but frowned slightly, "The master would actually take the risk to assassinate True Monarch Tianhe, and it's under the circumstances that the entire Kunlun qi refiner is gathered, don't you all?" Do you find it weird?"

Of course it's very strange, Lu Fenghou and the others looked at each other, and they could see the doubt in each other's eyes. To be honest, this was an act of death. If the master didn't suddenly go crazy, then it can only prove that he obviously wanted to leave What is to be gained in this assassination, but what exactly?

"Well, we can ask someone to ask." Xu Zhihu suddenly touched his chin with a smile, and took out his mobile phone to check the time, "Well, if everything goes well, Guopan and the others should have already... coming!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw flames flashing in mid-air, and the pot, which had inflated dozens of times, whizzed and rolled, and just like this, dragging a long tail light, it fell from the sky and hit heavily in front of the White House.

Thick smoke billowed out of the pit, this guy was dizzy for a while, and then he swayed triumphantly: "Oh hehehe, boss, you guessed right, that assassin really took advantage of the chaos...huh?"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Zhihu pressed the lid of the pot, looked at the empty square around him and no one was paying attention, and then pulled it down the mountain. Sister Chi and Mu Liu looked at each other, but they could only be stunned Wordlessly followed.

After a while, when we were halfway up the mountain, Guoguo finally couldn't help protesting: "Ahhh, boss, I haven't finished talking just now."

"I know, I know." Xu Zhihu looked at it with a smile, "There are a lot of people above, let's talk here, then, that assassin..."

"I caught it!" Guoguo was beaming when he said this, "That guy ran so fast, thanks to the fact that I came from mid-air with a Hokage split pot to block the way, and then Xiaoqian shot a volley with a magic talisman. Then Yin held up the shield and rushed forward to attract hatred, and finally..."

No need to end, with a creak, little Otto who appeared out of nowhere slammed on the brakes, and then Yin opened the car door, dragged a strange figure in a coma, and came to report solemnly: "My lord! What do you want? No, the person you asked for has arrived!"

"Huh?" Sister Chi and the others subconsciously turned their heads, and when they saw the figure dragged by Yin, they were suddenly taken aback, "Wait, this is, this is the guy who just attacked Zhenjun Tianhe? "

That's right, the weird assassin in a coma, his face was still covered in oil paint and he couldn't recognize his real appearance, but there was no doubt that it was this one who just took advantage of the chaos to sneak up on Zhenjun Tianhe, but after the whole square fell into chaos, this guy He was quickly overwhelmed by the crowd, and even Zhenjun Tianhe couldn't find his whereabouts, but he didn't expect to be taken down by the pots.

"It's just a coincidence, it's just a coincidence." Xu Zhihu touched his chin with a smile, and looked at the assassin in a coma, "The moment the chaos started, I let Guoguo and them go down the towering peak, just like you know , the prohibition of Shentian Peak determines that no one can escape with the sword, so even if this guy wants to escape, he can only go down the stone steps, and then..."

"Don't worry about that much!" The Bull Demon King couldn't wait a long time ago, and immediately stretched out his giant palm in a murderous look, "Very good, I made those dark actors commit suicide last time, and this time I can be regarded as a catch. Come on, come on!" , Look at me, this time I must ask about the whereabouts of the master."

"Wait, let me get rid of the deadly poison he used to commit suicide first." Xu Zhihu hurriedly stopped him, and then blinked at Bai Suzhen. A water polo roared out.

Being bombarded by the water polo, the unconscious assassin suddenly trembled slightly, and the oil paint on his face began to dissolve gradually, flowing like a stream, and all the plants and trees in his path were severely corroded.

"No wonder! No wonder!" Sister Chi, Mu Liu, and the others changed their colors slightly, and only then did they understand why those dark opera singers who had already been captured could still commit suicide easily. It turned out that the poison was hidden in the oil paint on their faces. .

"This time, let's see how you can commit suicide again?" The Bull Demon King roared ferociously, and directly grabbed the assassin viciously, "Zhihu, let me personally interrogate this guy, even if this guy is a rock, labor and management have to... …Uh?"

Before the words were finished, the Bull Demon King suddenly shook his hands involuntarily, and the assassin who had just been picked up immediately fell down again.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi were taken aback, and turned their heads almost subconsciously.

The next moment, when they saw clearly the assassin who fell on the ground, or more precisely, when they saw the real face under the dissolving paint, they were suddenly stunned——

"I'll wipe it! I wish... I wish the eldest lady?"

(End of this chapter)