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Chapter 289

Everyone... I want to be your manager!
Under the moonlight in the middle of the night, Yin, with a serious face and high-speed bronze shield, raised his arms and shouted, and then froze there without warning, as if he had suddenly turned into a statue.

God knows what a broker is!
At this moment, everyone present fell into a momentary silence. In just a few seconds, those dark actors and demonized beasts who were retreating in panic suddenly felt a burst of anger in their chests, which was surging uncontrollably. She stepped out, as if the strange girl holding a large bronze shield in front of her had a deep-rooted hatred for them for stealing their wives and property!
There is no need to think at all, or it is already impossible to think. Whether the dark actors present or the demonized beasts, they all rushed towards Yin uncontrollably. Roaring and roaring, he scrambled to be the first to completely lose his mind, as if he was confused by some strange hatred.

"Back, back!" The leader of the dark actor gritted his teeth tightly, barely guarding the glimmer of clarity in the Lingtai, still roaring with a distorted face.

The next moment, perhaps because he realized that it was impossible to continue like this, he suddenly bit the tip of his tongue, relying on the stimulation brought by the severe pain to stay awake, his body suddenly shot out like an arrow from the string, and the long knife swayed in the wind in the void, and it was about to be sharp The cut to Xu Zhihu——

"Damn it! Kill you! As long as I kill you first, that strange weapon spirit can't do anything!"

Hey, hey, it's none of my business, Xu Zhihu sighed aggrievedly, the only thing he could do was to turn his head and look at Yin.

"Yes, my lord!" As if she hadn't seen the attack at all, Yin still held up the big bronze shield solemnly until the sharp long knife was about to hit Xu Zhihu, and then she pushed back with a serious face. Pushing the glasses——

"Then what... I have a good friend who is a manager. His surname is Song!"

Well, God knows what this sentence means, but at this moment, the leader of the dark actor who was about to slash Xu Zhihu fiercely, suddenly there was a strange pause in mid-air, and then the long knife abruptly changed direction, Just like that, he ignored Xu Zhihu who was close at hand, but involuntarily ran towards Yin who was tens of feet away.

"No!" roared angrily, trying hard to regain his composure
, but his body seemed to be completely controlled by some kind of hatred, and he didn't listen to his own command at all.

At this moment, looking down from a high altitude, Yin alone in the palace is like a reef in the raging sea, it looks so fragile as if it will be smashed to pieces at any time, and around her, there are countless dark actors and actresses. The demonized ferocious beast is just like the impact of a raging tide. Under this terrible impact, no matter how strong Yin's defense is, I'm afraid it won't be able to last for a while.

"Back, back." Xu Zhihu pulled Lu Feng back in a serious manner, and they backed away until they were about three hundred feet away, then raised their heads with a strange face, and looked at the sharp whistling sound that was getting closer and closer Sky.

In an instant, in a flash of golden light, a thousand golden dragon boats suddenly appeared out of thin air!

On the same dragon boat, a thousand hugs stretched out the same little hands, raised the same baby fat face, and rowed the same oars, driving the dragon boat neatly like this, diving down from the sky in an orderly manner , looking from a distance, it looks like a golden dragon——

"Hey... hey... hey... hey... hey..."

In a blink of an eye, amidst the weird chants, a thousand golden dragon boats had swooped over the hall. Hearing such a sharp whistling sound, even the dark actors who were in hatred could not help but subconsciously look up.

The leader of the dark actor stared blankly at the sky, and when he saw the scene on the dragon boat, he suddenly changed his color, roared with the last trace of clarity, and staggered back in panic: "No... no..."

That's too late!

In his desperate eyes, in the roaring and swooping dragon boat, a thousand hugs suddenly threw down the oars, and at the same time, fireworks were brought out from the dragon boat... Uh, wait, fireworks?

That's right, it's fireworks, and all kinds of firecrackers!

A dozen or so huggers in the front row raised 56 rounds of cannon, ignited the fuse with a hiss, and then threw it down irresponsibly. The cannon, which was still falling straight in mid-air, suddenly fired a continuous salvo. All of them were accurately bombarded in the dark actor array!

Immediately after the hug who came over, he raised 20 waves of Ruyi auspicious flying legs, and aimed at the bottom with his baby's fat face. , hitting those demonized beasts heavily.

This was just the beginning, when the hug from behind swooped in and passed over everyone's heads at high speed, a large pile of rotating sparklers were unceremoniously thrown down, and the poor leader of the dark actor raised his head in horror, just looking at it like this With countless dazzling halos spinning at high speed, they fell from the sky like a storm!

Boom boom boom!Boom boom boom!Boom boom boom!
In a blink of an eye, the entire hall was enveloped in endless colorful lights, colorful and ostentatious fireworks rose into the sky, and there were all kinds of crackling and exploding firecrackers in the middle. All kinds of skyrocketing.

A few dark actors only had time to raise their heads in horror before they were sent flying backwards. The demonized ferocious beasts next to them screamed in panic and even their bodies were ablaze. It was smashed to pieces, and even if it fell down, it would still be bombarded continuously by a large group of rotating sparklers.

"This, the power of the firecrackers and fireworks..." Mu Liu and the others stared dumbfounded from a distance, and suddenly remembered that everyone set off firecrackers together during the Chinese New Year, "Uh, so, we didn't get blown up during the Chinese New Year. a miracle?"

"Don't worry, those firecrackers during the Chinese New Year are not mutated." Xu Zhihu explained to them with a smile, "As for these, they are all mutated, and they are so powerful that they can blow up a large area. Do you feel that the scene where the huggers are throwing fireworks down now feels like an aircraft carrier?"

God knows what an aircraft carrier is. Mu Liu and the others saw their jaws dislocated, and finally realized: "Wait, wait a minute, Zhihu, why did you prepare so many fireworks?"

"Oh, oh, because the shopping guide girl in the supermarket said that setting off fireworks and firecrackers with your girlfriend during Chinese New Year is the most romantic." Xu Zhihu sighed with emotion, "Then I bought a big Heap, after buying it, I suddenly realized that, first of all, I need to have a girlfriend..."

Well, what a sad story!
Mu Liu and the others immediately expressed their deep sympathy, but at this moment, Lu Fenghou who was beside him suddenly said in shock: "Old Xu, it seems that you are almost running out of fireworks?"

It's true that after the bombardment, when the huggers roared past in the golden light dragon boat from the low altitude, pulled up and rushed to the high altitude again, basically all the fireworks and firecrackers were consumed.

In a battlefield filled with gunpowder, the leader of the dark actor raised his head in shock, looking at the blazing flames around him and his subordinates tumbling around, he suddenly felt tears streaming down his face as he escaped by chance: "Finally... finally... eh?"

Before I could finish talking, the golden dragon boat that had just rushed into the sky swooped down again with a sharp roar. Hundreds of huggers in the front row threw away their oars at the same time, and took out a can of Coke from their pockets neatly. Shake it hard, shake it, shake it, and then...

Dumbfounded, the poor leader of the dark actor just opened his eyes wide, watching hundreds of cans of hissing and steaming Coke falling from the sky. Just a few seconds later, accompanied by a continuous roar, a large amount of brown liquid was like a storm. Enveloping the entire hall, ummmm, this taste should be sweet, but it also hurts!

After a burst of bombardment, there were actually less than a few dozen dark actors who could still stand in place, and they were all battered, their eyes were dazed, and the shadows in their hearts were so large that they needed a calculator to calculate.

But the bombing continues!
In an instant, the Golden Light Dragon Boat, which had just rushed up to the sky again, swooped down again with a sharp roar. This time, there was no falling object, but the leader hugged the baby's fat face, and even used up all his strength to breastfeed. Finally, it was very difficult to move out a huge iron can from the dragon boat.

"Hey... hey!" Panting and shouting slogans, the silly Guliang threw the iron pot out of his arms, almost throwing himself out.

Then, under the collective gaze of everyone, the iron pot weighing dozens of catties fell from the sky with a roar!

Numb, completely numb, there was no time to escape anyway, the dumbfounded leader of the dark actor just stood there, watching the huge iron pot fall from the sky, hitting the dirt in front of him heavily, and then...

Then, nothing happens!

"Uh..." At this moment, looking at the tin can that hissed and seemed to be steaming in front of them, a group of dark actors couldn't help but burst into tears, and the leader of the dark actors who took the lead was even more moved to tears, so I said , So, apart from leaking air, this strange thing will not explode at all, right?

"Here!" Yin, who had hid himself under the bronze shield a long time ago, handed over a cigarette in time.

"Uh..." The leader of the dark actor subconsciously took it, and under the influence of some strange charm, put it to his mouth in a daze.

"Fire?" Silver thoughtfully handed over another lighter, and then hid under the bronze shield again.

"Thank you..." The leader of the dark actor took the lighter very touched, and opened it with a click.

boom!
In an instant, a raging wave of fire swept away like a raging sea, covering the entire palace. The only thing all the actors in the dark within the range of the explosion could do was to widen their eyes in horror and watch the overwhelming fire wave Hustle rushed forward, and he didn't even have time to let out an exclamation.

At this moment, even Xu Zhihu and the others, who were hundreds of feet away, were blasted by the terrifying air wave, and they all flew out of the air uncontrollably, and all of them, together with the overwhelming rock fragments, fell heavily into the hot spring in the distance.

In the chaos, Xu Zhihu floated up from the hot spring with difficulty, looked at the palace that had already been smashed to pieces, and a certain unlucky guy who was flying through the air with half a cigarette in his hand, and suddenly sighed with emotion—— —

"To be honest, I didn't want to use a gas tank at first, but I was in a hurry when I came here, and I didn't have time to buy a Samsung Note7..."
(End of this chapter)