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Chapter 38 This is Lan Ruo's shop

Witnessing a scuffle in the wilderness in the middle of the night, Xu Zhihu spent half an hour in a daze, and after taking two or three pills from Guoguo to replenish his strength, he finally figured out what the situation was now——

First of all, the Fangshi that Yan Chixia took her to just now should be the legendary Heishan, yes, it is the Heishan where the old Heishan demon lives, and the rock monster chasing her should be Heishan old demon's men;
Secondly, now that the old black mountain demons have appeared, can Lanruo Temple be far behind? Therefore, the gloomy banshee who easily killed the rock demon just now should be the big villain tree demon grandma of Lanruo Temple, and those who hide in her dense forest The female ghost in the canopy... Well, I would like to know, who is Miss Xiaoqian;
Finally, and most importantly, the guys mentioned above are all suspected unlicensed vendors!
Imagine that the tree demon grandma, who was still gloomy, evil and terrifying just now, put away the black mist to reveal her original appearance after the war, and directly transformed into a beautiful Yujie with a smile on her face. Filled with eloquent sales, and vowed to guarantee refund and repair within three months...

It's not a big deal, the female ghosts with pale faces and tongues sticking out all of them at this time put away their sinister energy and removed their hideous makeup, and they all turned into cute and beautiful girls, and even Yingyingyanyan was chirping. Come around, take out all kinds of fairy goods that are said to be special products of Lanruo Temple, and make sure he takes some back——

"Guest officer, guest officer, this sweet-scented osmanthus cake is a special product of our Lanruo Temple. It can replenish spiritual energy after eating it. Would you like a few boxes?"

"Yes, yes, there is also this Yinquan tea, you can drink it first, right, does it taste good, if you buy it now, you can get a discount, and it can be delivered to your door."

"Well, I don't like these, so why don't you take a look at this cultivation secret book, if you are willing to buy two, we will also give you a beautiful female ghost, to accompany you Hongxiu Tianxiang to read at night..."

Nima, this is unscientific, who can tell me what is going on?
Xu Zhihu couldn't help but stare at the sky speechlessly, especially when he saw the tree demon elder sister approaching with a smile, and took out a wooden fish that was said to be able to exorcise ghosts and offered a [-]% discount. The worldview collapsed again——

Hey hey hey, stop messing around, okay, what about the evil villain you said, what about insidiousness and cunning, what about tempting mortals to pick up yang and nourish yin, sister, you are so unscrupulous in your eyes, you are worthy of coming here in the future Master Yan, who slays demons, and Ning Caichen, who plans to have a life-and-death relationship with Xiaoqian?
Well, enough is enough!

Seeing that this lady Yu is going to demonstrate how to exorcise ghosts with a wooden fish, and even plans to call a beautiful female ghost girl over to demonstrate, Xu Zhihu hurriedly wiped off her cold sweat and interrupted her: "Ahem, let's go shopping first." Put it aside, it was thanks to my sister for your help just now, thank you very much."

"Ah, ah, it's just a matter of a little effort." The tree demon elder sister reluctantly put down the wooden fish, and waved her hand indifferently, "To be honest, I'm not here to help you, who told that guy to violate the rules without authorization?" , broke into our Lanruo Temple?"

It's really Lanruo Temple, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but look weird, and looked at the lord Yujie again: "Uh, I've heard your name for a long time, if I guessed correctly, sister, you should be from Lanruo Temple...

"Well, the Lun family's surname is Mu, and the single name is Liu." Sister Yu, the tree demon raised her hand lightly, and touched a few green leaves in her temples, "Well, you should be able to see that, the Lun family It's a dryad, right?"

"Not only that, I also know that sister, you will become the tree demon grandma in the future!" Xu Zhihu murmured in his heart, but felt a little strange——

Judging from the current situation, this Muliu Yujie is obviously a 100% pure natural woman, and she is also very beautiful. She is not at all like the legendary grandma of the tree demon who is very evil, but if it is In this case, how could she force Xiaoqian... Huh?

Speaking of Xiaoqian, as a loyal fan of A Chinese Ghost Story, Xu Zhihu suddenly became very curious, and immediately opened his eyes wide to look at the group of beautiful female ghost girls: "Then what, can I ask, who is Miss Xiaoqian?" ?”

Unexpectedly, a group of beautiful female ghost girls looked at each other, and finally Mu Liu raised her hand in surprise: "Uh, may I ask, who is Xiaoqian?"

"Huh?" This time it was Xu Zhihu's turn to be surprised. Wait a minute, isn't it unscientific that Lanruo Temple doesn't have Xiaoqian? If Lanruo Temple doesn't have Xiaoqian, it can still be called... ah!Ah Choo!Ah Choo!
As he was thinking about it, a gust of cold wind blew in late at night, and he couldn't help sneezing a few times, only then remembered that he was only wearing a pair of panties.

"Well, do you really have a cold?" Sister Muliu looked very sympathetic, and quickly took out the potion just now, "Here, why don't you try the potion I brewed by myself, it's guaranteed to take effect quickly, and it's not expensive at all ,if only……"

I lost, and Xu Zhihu couldn't help but burst into tears: "Uh, no, I really don't need it. Compared with any medicine, I think I need a place to stay now..."

"Accommodation?" Before he finished speaking, Mu Liu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately pulled him up happily, "Yes, yes, in fact, besides selling all kinds of fairy goods, our Lanruo Temple also provides Accommodation, meals, hot water, and bathhouse, and it has just been renovated not long ago!"

"Uh, isn't it?" Xu Zhihu wiped his cold sweat speechlessly, feeling like he was dragged into a small hotel right after getting off the train.

In fact, it's almost the same. Dozens of beautiful female ghost girls have already swarmed him, surrounded him with enthusiastic smiles, chattering desperately to promote Lanruo Temple, and a black-haired girl came up enthusiastically and offered to help. He took the luggage, no, he took the pots!

Xu Zhihu had no choice but to agree with tears streaming down his face, and then, amidst the cheers of a group of beautiful female ghost girls, Mu Liu led the way in front of him, braved the cold wind in the middle of the night, and headed to Lanruo Temple to stay in the hotel.

In fact, this abandoned ancient temple is at the foot of Montenegro, so after only 5 minutes, when everyone crossed a hillside, they could clearly see the phantom of the temple not far away——

In the cold wind in the middle of the night, the dim moonlight fell in the sky and shone on the eaves of the desolate temple. The two dilapidated gates creaked with the wind. The sprawling weeds, and the dilapidated incense burner in the lobby...

"Uh, sister, you just said that this place was renovated not long ago?" Xu Zhihu raised his head speechlessly, seeing the two inches of dust on the door, he couldn't help but have a strange expression on his face.

"That's right, it was just renovated 300 years ago." Mu Liu replied solemnly, with a halo of profiteers shining on his head, "Well, we are monsters, and we can live for thousands of years casually. 300 years is true. It was not long ago!"

It makes sense, I'm speechless!

Xu Zhihu could only look at the sky silently, and followed Mu Liu and the female ghost girls into Lanruo Temple. Well, at least compared to the bleak situation outside, the inside of Lanruo Temple is still clean and tidy, although there are inevitably a few people on the roof. The hole, although the windows can't be closed at all, although the tables and chairs only have three legs...

Khan, why is it so miserable? Xu Zhihu can hardly watch it anymore. I thought Dongmingshan was poor enough, but I didn’t expect Lanruo Temple to be poorer than Dongmingshan. No wonder Chichi often complained that Lanruo The temple competed with her for business.

But then again, judging by the cultivation of this Muliu Yujie, she is at least at the peak of the human yuan, and there is a large group of female ghosts to help out. Logically speaking, even if they go out to rob, they can rob a lot of spirit stones, which is enough for daily expenses and peace. How can he be so poor after practicing daily, and turn into a roadside vendor to sell all kinds of goods at every turn...

He couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it at all. He looked at the dilapidated rooms on both sides of the corridor, but couldn't help but yawned: "Well, I'm so sleepy, Sister Mu, where did you say my guest room is?"

Oh oh oh, thanks to his reminder, Mu Liu finally remembered that there is still a small business to do, and immediately lifted his spirits: "The room, any room is fine, you can go in and live in it, and tell us what you need. , hot water, meals, and a change of clothes... But, sleeping is not allowed!"

Don't make trouble, when our family lived in a small hotel, we never looked at the cards handed under the crack of the door!

Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, looked at the row of rooms in the corridor, and really went in randomly.

Well, as the proprietress of the Lanruo Temple Hotel, Mu Liu is really considerate and considerate. She specially brought him some clothes to keep out the cold, and then with a swish, she conjured a light blue incense stick out of nowhere, very kind Looking at him very kindly, even the emerald green leaves on the temples swayed cutely.

"Uh, I have a bad feeling..." Xu Zhihu was suddenly dumbfounded.

Sure enough, the next moment, Mu Liu rushed up directly, and held up the stick of incense with a smile on his face: ""Then what, guest officer, would you like to have another incense stick, this is a special product of our Lanruo Temple, specially used for Those who practice meditation only need twenty spirit stones... Hey, hey, I haven't finished talking yet, don't close the door! "

Goodbye, no delivery!
Xu Zhihu slammed the door expressionlessly, ignoring Mu Liu who was still holding on to the door beam and refused to let go, but even through the door, a group of beautiful female ghost girls could still be heard chattering outside: "Here, This, big sister, our calming incense, didn’t we pick it up on the side of the road last time, why did you say it’s a special product?”

Hey, hey, I heard it all!

Xu Zhihu yelled to the outside speechlessly, stood there for a while, and then turned his attention to the pot next to him... Cough cough, speaking of it, I actually have a very strange one Pets, uh, this should be considered a pet, right?
"Huh? Boss, why are you looking at me like this?" Guoguo shook innocently.

"Uh, nothing." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, and decided to go to sleep.

However, when he climbed into bed and was about to lie down, he suddenly remembered something again, and couldn't help turning his head with a strange face: "Wait a minute, Guoguo, let me make sure first, you won't take advantage of me while I'm asleep In the future, you will go out and steal Muliu’s and the others’ bellybands, right?”

"Uh, this..." Guoguo originally planned to get out with a face full of excitement, but he was immediately dejected when he heard this, and it took a long time before he said pitifully, "Okay, okay, since you said that, boss , then forget it for today.”

"Really?" Xu Zhihu still expressed doubts.

"Hey, hey, Boss, are you doubting my skill?" Guo Guo was immediately filled with righteous indignation, "Yeah, if I steal their bellybands, I will be fined... well, I will be punished for short-circuiting at any time later. !"

Well, that's what you said. Xu Zhihu looked at it for a long time with a strange face, and finally went to bed. He was also tired all day, and within 5 minutes, he was already sleepy and snoring.

The next moment, in the darkness, Guoguo, who was squatting on the ground, suddenly jumped onto the table, then climbed up the window sill unsteadily, and then jumped down with a plop.

Under the groggy night, this guy was clinging to the wall, rolling and rolling, rolling and rolling in the corridor, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye, leaving only the triumphant laughter still floating in the air—

"Oh hehehe, who said that you can only steal bellybands? Their ideal is to be an international thief, so what they want to steal this time is... ah, damn it, who is so ungrateful to dig a hole here ?”

(End of this chapter)