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Chapter 45 Dude, Where's Your Chapter Fuck?

Chapter 45 Brother, Where Are Your Morals?

The so-called morals are actually like panties, although you can't see them from the outside, it's really impossible without them...

From this point of view, the integrity and panties of the Heishan old demon have completely disappeared. Just overnight, this guy realized the true value of the Wuyuan store, and then relying on the great business of the Heishanfang market, directly Here comes an unceremonious plagiarism... That's right, I'll just plagiarize, you bite me?
Well, if you think about it with your heels, how can the small Lanruo Temple compete with Heishanfang City?
A whole morning has passed, and Lanruo Temple has failed to make a deal. To be honest, there are quite a few Qi refiners who have passed by, but before the female ghost girls come forward to say hello, the Heishanfang City over there will use the expansion Sound spells, competing for prices dozens of miles away—"Come, come, come, our market is bigger, with more fairy goods, all five spirit stones, all five spirit stones!"

asshole!There are such brazen guys in the world!

Looking at the deserted courtyard, and looking at the unsalable fairy goods, Mu Liu was so sad and angry that the green leaves on his temples were trembling, humming, bullying, too bullying, the Lun family managed to turn around Wei Ying, I was so happy for less than a day, those bastards actually... Huh?Where is my knife?
Murderously rushed into the kitchen, she picked up two kitchen knives, and was about to kill Black Mountain desperately, the female ghost girls next to her hurriedly hugged her: "Calm down, calm down sister, image, pay attention to image, this will scare Brother Xu away , then you really won’t be able to get married!”

"Huh? I seem to have heard my name?" Xu Zhihu innocently picked up the milk beside him.

"Damn it, it's really despicable!" Mu Liuyu was still angry, and looked up at Heishanfang City angrily, "Those bastards, it's fine to copy us, and they copy us so confidently, if I meet them next time... what?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black dark cloud rising from the square city, floating unsteadily in mid-air, the fat man standing on the dark cloud was wearing a golden brocade robe, his eyes were squinting with a red face, but he was far away. Glancing at Lanruo Temple, I laughed so hard that I couldn't even see my small eyes...

"Uh, doesn't it look familiar?" Xu Zhihu looked up with a strange face, and suddenly remembered that when Yan Chixia and Yan Chixia ate Green Island prawns that day, this was the shopkeeper in the restaurant.

"This guy's surname is Jin, and he's the director of Heishanfang City!" Mu Liu and Xiaolan replied in unison.

It turned out to be like this, Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin thoughtfully, thinking that the tastes of rich people these days are really strange, they are already the supervisors of Heishanfang City, yet they still want to slaughter customers in restaurants.

Regardless of what it is, at least at this time, the director Jin has been riding a dark cloud over the Black Mountain, and he took out a cloud teapot with a smile, while drinking the fairy tea slowly, while looking at Lanruo Temple from afar with malicious intentions , from time to time, there are a few weird hehes...

Nima, I really want to cut him, I really want to cut him!

Mu Liu gritted his teeth with hatred, and really had the urge to throw the kitchen knife at him: "Fatty man, what are you looking at, come here if you have the ability, the Lun family will take you in minutes... Huh?"

Before the words were finished, several Qi refiners flew over with their swords in the distance, Mu Liu's eyes lit up, she was in no mood to talk nonsense with that fat man, she quickly tiptoed and waved from a distance: "Guest officer, some guests Officer, when our store expires, all fairy goods will be five..."

"Four spirit stones!" Before the words were finished, the director Jin on the opposite side suddenly activated the amplification spell with a smile, and the sound was so loud that it could be heard dozens of miles away, "Oh hehehe, to celebrate the fifth anniversary of our Heishanfang City , today's fairies are all four spirit stones!"

Nima, I really want to cut him, multiply by two!
Mu Liu was so angry that the top of his head was smoking. Seeing that those alchemists were about to turn and fly to the Black Mountain, he immediately rolled up his sleeves, gritted his silver teeth and said, "Four spirit stones, we also have four spirit stones... er, If you buy ten fairy goods, you will get one for free!"

Really or not, those few Qi refiners looked at each other, and immediately turned around again.

The problem was that before they had time to turn their heads, Supervisor Jin, who was opposite him, coughed lightly again with a smile: "Three spirit stones!"

puff!Mu Liu couldn't help spurting blood from her mouth, her first reaction was to plan to lower the price again, a group of female ghost girls rushed up, and stopped her with tears in her eyes: "Wuuuuu, sister, we can't lower it anymore, if we lower it, we will lose money La."

"Hehehe, drop again, drop again." Supervisor Jin drank the fairy tea from a distance, and looked at them proudly, "Mu, our king said, how much you drop, we will drop." How much, let's see who can't hold it first!"

Nima, I really want to cut him, multiply by three!
This time, not to mention Mu Liu and the female ghost girls, even Zhu Ganglie, who was watching the fun, had the urge to go up and kill people together: "Hey, fat man, don't be arrogant, believe it or not, we will snatch you up in minutes business, let your Heishanfang City close down!"

"Isn't that right? I'm so scared!" Director Jin laughed until his whole body was shaking, "Come on, I'll just sit here and wait, and see how you guys steal my business, come on, come on."

Come and come, Xiao Lan immediately stood up with her hips akimbo: "Fatty man, I'll steal all your business for you right now, don't blink, look carefully...Brother Xu, come on!"

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu turned his head in surprise.

"That's right!" A large group of beautiful female ghost girls put their hands together and looked at him with wide watery eyes, "Brother Xu, you can do it, we are all optimistic about you!"

"Uh..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, "Sweat, even if you say that, give me time to think about it..."

"It's okay, just think about it, there's no rush." ​​Director Jin sat down on the high chair, and touched his chin with great interest, "Oh hehehe, do you want me to give you some advice, such as how about selling magical artifacts... ...Ah, sorry, I suddenly remembered, you guys at Lanruo Temple don’t know how to refine weapons, right?”

"Huh? What are you doing?" Just as she was talking, Sister Chi suddenly carried the mountain bag on her back, and rushed into Lanruo Temple excitedly, "It's so hard, this bag is so heavy, Zhihu, what are you putting in it?" It's..."

pat!

Before she finished speaking, she hooked on the threshold, and the whole mountain bag flew into the air, but before the bag was closed, several dishes flew out and landed on the ground with a clatter.

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu turned his head subconsciously, and when he saw the dishes on the ground, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, he stared at the dishes for a while; then he turned his head leisurely and looked at the phantom of the ancient tree behind the willow tree; The five kitchen knives whistling and hovering above his head...

What's the matter, Mu Liu and Chi Jieer looked at each other in blank dismay.

There was nothing, Xu Zhihu was stunned for a few minutes, and suddenly coughed with a strange expression on his face: "Ahem, Chi Chi, have I ever said that I gave five kitchen knives to a girl who is a chef?"

"You said it!" Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain nodded sympathetically.

"Okay..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, "Then did I say that that girl's family has been a chef for three generations, and every time I go to her house, I will be pulled into the kitchen to accompany me to practice?" ?”

"There really isn't one." Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain continued to look at him sympathetically, "So?"

"So..." Xu Zhihu turned his head with a strange expression on his face, "I suddenly knew what we can do in Lanruo Temple...Actually, we can... open a restaurant!"

"Pfft!" Mu Liu immediately sprayed water all over his mouth.

"Uh..." Sister Chi bit her finger dumbfounded.

"Ah!" The eyes of the monsters and female ghosts all stared.

Hey, just kidding, I know you can say it again, we are going to open in Lanruo Temple, stop making trouble, who will come all the way to our Lanruo Temple for dinner, and even if you really want to find a place to eat, there is Heishanfang City Aren't there more and better restaurants?

In fact, that supervisor Jin was already grinning from ear to ear: "Wow, hahaha, I'm so laughing, you actually want to open a restaurant at the foot of our Montenegro, do you know that there are five or six restaurants in our Heishanfang City? Do you know that we have the best fairy chef within a radius of [-] miles, do you know that the ingredients we use can nourish the spirit..."

You bastard, enough is enough!
Muliu and the others were all blushing from the laughter, and what Sister Chi hated the most was that others bullied my Zhihu, and she immediately stood up murderously: "Huh, the restaurant is so amazing, the ingredients are so good, such a thing as opening a restaurant In the end, it still depends on cooking skills... Wait, the Lun family will cook in person today, so you can see what it means... Ugh!"

Before they finished speaking, Zhu Ganglie and the others rushed up, covered her mouth and dragged her back.

Ah, Chichi, don’t make any more trouble. Others’ cooking can scare people away, but your cooking can eat dead people. Remember last year’s dish of stir-fried beef tenderloin with green peppers? I overturned five monsters on the spot, even the so-called The big snake, which is invulnerable to all poisons, is foaming at the mouth...

"That's right, it was a accidental miss, okay?" Sister Chi's face was flushed, and steam was rising from the top of her head, "Believe me, I have really worked hard on cooking recently, and I promise to keep you alive Leave the table."

Who would believe it, Zhu Ganglie and the others were horrified when they heard it, and even Zizi burst into tears beside him: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Where is Little Huya?"

"Hey, hey, Zizi, who are you helping?" Sister Chi became even more indignant, "Bastard, bastard, don't look down on people, I just want to make a dish today... Huh? Zhihu, what are you doing?" ?”

In the chaos, everyone turned their heads in surprise, and saw that Xu Zhihu had opened the mountain bag, and took out all kinds of iron pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, plus beef, pork, mutton, etc., like an exhibition lined up like...

"Well, is it all ready?" Smiling, he took a few steps back, looked at the temporary kitchen in front of him, and suddenly waved his hand at the five-handled kitchen knives hovering in mid-air——

"Then... get to work!"

(End of this chapter)

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