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Chapter 47 Steamed or Braised
If one day, someone tells you that magical instruments can be used to cook, and the dishes made have special effects...

roll!Is your IQ as an employee paid for by your mobile phone bill?
Undoubtedly, no one would believe such nonsense, but the problem is that at this moment, in the lively courtyard of Lanruo Temple, Zizi, who is full of foodies, only ate a mouthful of Lie Shanyin fried shredded pork, and... ...it's just...

"Eh?" Sister Chi turned her head speechlessly, and looked at the big hole that was still burning in the rock over there, "Wait, maybe Zizi just got angry just now?"

"Your child can spray fire bombs after getting angry?" Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes speechlessly, then squatted down and pinched Zizi's pink and tender cheeks, "Come on, Zizi, let's spray the fire bombs just now... ...I wipe it!"

Fortunately, he hid quickly, Chi Chi hiccupped, and sprayed out five or six fireballs in one breath, and then saw the rock on the opposite side was smashed to pieces, turned into smoke and dust by the wind...

They were all stunned, the qi refiners and monsters in the courtyard were all stunned.

In the eerie silence, the red-faced man who was still under the pressure of Zhu Ganglie suddenly rolled up his sleeves a little hesitantly: "Then what, why don't I check it myself, do you have chopsticks?"

Yes, yes, Xu Zhihu immediately handed him the chopsticks.

Thank you, this red-faced man took the chopsticks, stared at the plate of Lieshanyin fried shredded pork for a long time, finally gritted his teeth as if death was at home, took a bite trembling, and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed...

Click!Click!Click!

He chewed hard, his face twitched and his whole body trembled, and he looked like he was going to pass out, passed out or passed out, Xu Zhihu quickly handed over a bowl of hot soup: "Then what?"

, drink some soup, Shun Yishun, how about I make you another stewed pumpkin with white jade bracelet? "

No need, the red-faced man was obviously frightened by the name of the dish, he quickly swallowed hard with his face flushed, and finally swallowed the unpalatable Lie Shan Yin fried shredded pork...

It's not easy. A large group of people watched and wiped off their cold sweat. Zhu Ganglie immediately raised his grapes curiously: "Uh, buddy, how do you feel?"

There is no need to ask, the red-faced man trembled for 5 minutes, and suddenly spurted blood from his mouth: "Pfft! Your uncle, this is the worst dish I have ever eaten in my life, and there is no other dish. one!"

Nonsense, a magic weapon is a magic weapon, even if it is cooked until soft in that rice cooker, it is still a magic weapon, okay?

A large group of qi refiners rolled their eyes collectively, and hurriedly asked: "Who asked you about the taste, what we mean is, do you feel any changes after eating this?"

"Changed...changed?" The red-faced man rubbed his chest in distress, and waited patiently for a while, "Uh, nothing has changed, I just feel a little pain in my stomach. By the way, can this thing really be digested?"

Who cares about this, a large group of qi refiners turned their heads together, looking at the plate of Lie Shanyin fried shredded pork with disappointment: "Well, that is to say, it was just a coincidence, maybe the little girl suddenly realized something Spells?"

"Actually, there is a chance!" Xu Zhihu stretched his hand into his arms with a smile, and took out another magic weapon, "It's okay, it's okay, I'll make another stewed pumpkin with white jade bracelet, which is the one I promised you just now." !"

Having said that, under the stunned eyes of a large group of people, the five-handled kitchen knife began to cut the white jade bracelet again, and the pot was also beside him, consciously washing himself clean, and then asked the stunned Chi sister to help, put it into the pot Put half a pumpkin...

While it was still burning, Xu Zhihu did not forget to explain to a group of people: "That's it, my five-handled kitchen knife has unique properties, and the vegetables and fruits produced by Muliu are full of aura, and my pot and pan special culinary skills, after the combination of the three..."

"In the future?" A large group of people opened their eyes expectantly.

"After combining, a small amount of power in the magic weapon can be transferred to the eater." Xu Zhihu explained very seriously, "For example, this plate of Lie Shanyin fried shredded pork, Lie Shanyin is used for fire attack , so after Zizi ate it, she got a little fire attribute of Lie Shanyin... Ahem, I mean, do you understand?"

I can understand it, but a large group of qi refiners looked at each other and still found it incredible. This, this, what kind of cooking technique is this, that can transfer the attributes of magical artifacts to the eater, if you eat dozens of dishes... …

"There are restrictions, there are restrictions." Xu Zhihu hurriedly added, "First of all, if you eat it, it will definitely have an effect, it depends on luck; second, you can only transfer a small amount of attributes, and it is useless to eat it again and again; then , and most importantly, the dishes made with utensils are terrible, you have to be able to eat them!"

"Even if that's the case, it's still very powerful, okay?" A large group of qi refiners couldn't help but shine.

You must know that although magic tools and treasures are easy to use, they are things outside the body after all. There is no way to directly enhance their own attribute abilities. More importantly, although a magic weapon can only have a small effect, and the chance of success is not high, but As long as we have money and time, and take dozens of magic weapons to eat in turn, maybe...

"Nonsense!" Before a large group of qi refiners could think it through, Director Jin in mid-air was already furious, and accused him from a distance, "Don't be fooled, there is no such cooking technique in the world, who can make the method All the utensils are made into dishes, heh heh, he must have bought that little girl in advance!"

Well, it's really possible!
A large group of qi refiners looked at each other, and couldn't help feeling a little suspicious. Xu Zhihu was not in a hurry to explain, and turned his head with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, anyway, the white jade bracelet stewed pumpkin is almost ready, let's find someone... eh ?”

Speaking of stewed pumpkin with white jade bracelets just now, Guo Guo has really prepared this dish, and personally delivered it to the red-faced man: "Okay, okay, who the hell, hurry up and drink it while it's hot!"

Well, compared to the plate of Stir-Fried Shredded Pork with Lie Shanyin just now, this bowl of stewed pumpkin with white jade bracelets is simply unbearable to look at. There are many pieces of white jade floating on the dark soup surface, exuding a strong smell of Chinese herbal medicine. It makes people wonder if drinking it will cause gastric bleeding directly.

It's scary, it's really scary, the red-faced man looked horrified, and couldn't help but twitch his face: "Then what, I changed my mind, why don't we change... Gululu!"

Don't be so long-winded, Sister Chi couldn't stand it anymore, so while he was still talking, she just picked up the big bowl and poured it in!
"Help... help!" The poor red-faced man tightly pinched his throat, sweating all over his face and trembling, looking like he was about to vomit at any moment.

"Hold it, hold it back, it's useless to spit it out." Xu Zhihu quickly handed him a bowl of hot water.

"I'll bear it! I'll bear it any longer!" The red-faced man had some perseverance. He clenched his teeth and struggled for 10 minutes before he swallowed this bowl of stewed pumpkin with white jade bracelet.

"How is it? Has there been any change?" A large group of Qi refiners all looked at him with wide eyes.

"Wait a minute, let me take a breath first." The red-faced man went limp, he kept wiping his head and yelling, "Your uncle, this soup tastes like someone used it... Eh ?”

While complaining, he looked at his wrist wiping sweat, and was suddenly taken aback——

Just in less than a moment, the wrist that was originally ordinary now had a faint silvery-white light, which seemed to have a little luster of white jade, like... like... a white jade bracelet?

"Huh? Could it be?" The Qi refiners around all gasped, and one of them reacted quickly, pulling out his long sword and stabbing forward.

There was a click, and before the long sword pierced the wrist, I saw the wrist shake, and a circle of silver-white light suddenly flashed out of thin air, easily blocking the sharp long sword from the outside...

"Bastard, you are so thorny!" The red-faced man was taken aback, but he quickly realized, "Wait, the defensive silver light on my wrist is very similar to the defensive attribute of that white jade bracelet. That is to say...is it done?"

It's done!It's really done!
Looking at his wrist with greatly increased defensive power, the red-faced man was dumbfounded at first, but suddenly he was moved to tears!

The next moment, before everyone could react, this guy grabbed Xu Zhihu and took out five or six magic weapons without saying a word: "Brother, brother, thank you for your hard work, help me to make these magic weapons too." Chengcai, the price is easy to negotiate, you just open it!"

Your sister, don't bring such a lonely person!

The group of qi refiners next to them finally came to their senses and swarmed up like a swarm of swarms, surrounded Xu Zhihu. Those who took spirit stones took spirit stones, those who produced magic weapons produced magic weapons, and those who couldn't get in no matter how crowded they were. Hurry up and grab the unfinished plate of Lie Shanyin fried shredded pork——

"Master, master, master, I have a white bone flag here, which is the ultimate magic weapon to drive away ghosts and ghosts. Do you think it should be braised in red or steamed?

"Let's go, what is the white bone banner? I have a purple blue sword measuring the sky here. It is a magical weapon handed down from our sect. Master, please make it for me. The blade is stewed, the hilt is boiled in soup, and the body of the sword... I'll give it to you for supper!"

"Hey, hello, are you sincere? Master, don't listen to them. My surname is Qian Duoduo, and I opened a shop specializing in magical artifacts in Qinghai City, Eastern Xinjiang. If you don't mind, let's go to my Dharma How about a barbecue party in the utensil store, Lie Shanyin white jade bracelets are enough!"

puff!Supervisor Jin in mid-air was stunned, seeing a large group of monks all entered Lanruo Temple, he finally couldn't help spurting blood from his mouth: "Bastard, bastard, yes, it's great to be able to cook, labor and management go back and tell the king, in a few days... "

beat him!

Xu Zhihu stretched out her finger in the midst of her busy schedule, and Sister Chi reacted the fastest. Taking advantage of Director Jin not paying attention to distance herself, she just sprayed a mouthful of spider silk up, and then pulled it down without any politeness!
Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, Zhu Ganglie and the others rushed up and started a gang fight: "Your uncle, labor and management have long seen you very upset, beat me, beat me to death, beat me so hard that I don't even recognize my mother!" Get him out!"

Oh hehehe, Feng Shui turns around, come to my house this year!

In the chaos, Mu Liu, who was angry with everything, was in a good mood, and immediately used a loudspeaker spell, and directly blasted towards Heishanfang City on the opposite side!

Under the noon sun, her beaming voice echoed over the entire Black Mountain, enough to make Director Jin, who was being beaten by the group, spurt blood again a hundred times, a hundred times, a hundred times——

"Good news! Good news! Lanruo Temple restaurant is officially open for business, with all kinds of famous dishes, such as stir-fried apricot and yellow flag with tomato, stewed Fantianyin with mushroom, boiled Zhuxian sword, Zhuge roasted Nanming Lihuo sword... the first day of patronage can enjoy [-]% discount, no BYO drinks!"

(End of this chapter)