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Chapter 65 Who Are You?

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I hold your hand on the streets of Beijing, but I can't see your face at all...

As a guy who traveled through time in 2015, Xu Zhihu said that he has long liked to hear about the smog. As the saying goes-"Walking the dog does not see the dog, the dog leash is in hand, and the leash does not see the dog, the dog calls me just go!"

Well, that’s not the point. The point is that when the smog was at its worst, a friend sent a bottle of smog from Beijing, excitedly expressing that he wanted everyone to share it. The hometown is thick, the haze is the imperial capital..."

Hey, hey, don't bring such a thing!

Xu Zhihu casually threw this bottle of smog in a corner at that time, but he did not expect that after time travel, when checking daily necessities some time ago, he found that this bottle of mellow Beijing smog had also mutated?

Facts have proved that the unmutated smog is evil enough, and the mutated smog is full of evil attributes!
In the blink of an eye, hundreds of Qi refiners of the Double Snake Cult in the Stone Palace were all trapped in the formation by the gray mist, exclaiming, coughing, dizzy, and turning into a blur. I can't even find the flying sword...

"See, the smog or something, the Avengers will be intimidated!" Xu Zhihu turned his head with a strange face, listening to the exclamation of "where is my flying sword" still coming from the stone palace behind, By the way, don’t forget to step on the gas pedal to the bottom——

Amidst the roar, the double-decker bus swayed down the rugged mountain road, a large group of monsters and female ghost girls staggered on the bus, and Mu Liu grabbed the pot in the chaos: "Damn it, it's all your fault, next time Stop coming out to steal things in the middle of the night!"

"But, I really managed to steal something!" As long as it wasn't for Xu Zhihu, Guoguo was always confident, "Look, I helped you destroy the Stone Palace Magic Circle and get the Mountain God Seal... ...Hey, where is the mountain god seal?"

"Here, here." Xu Zhihu hurriedly took out the mountain god seal from his pocket, and after thinking about it, he still felt a little unbelievable, "Uh, then again, pot pot, how did you steal this thing?" ?”

"Of course I rely on my wisdom and skills!" Guoguo replied triumphantly, but when it saw Xu Zhihu's serious expression, it finally dejectedly said, "Okay, okay, actually we didn't do anything , just met a white fat man who was tied up with five flowers..."

"Fatty? The five-flowered one?" Xu Zhihu was so dizzy, he couldn't help but turned to look at Mu Liu and the others, "Uh, who of you has seen that fat man?"

No, the monsters and female ghost girls shook their heads in unison, but Zhu Ganglie scratched his head thoughtfully: "Well, think about it carefully, I remember when we got out of the car, there seemed to be a fat man with no clothes running over, But then everyone was fighting, that guy seemed to be...in...in..."

"Under...under you..." A weak voice suddenly came from under Zhu Ganglie's feet.

"Huh?" Zhu Ganglie lowered his head curiously, and quickly raised his feet, "It's strange, no wonder, I said the floor of the carriage is so soft, ahem, buddy, are you okay?"

Ahhh, what do you think, the fat white man was wearing a pair of shorts, and got up with grievances all over his face.

But a few seconds later, when he met the ferocious eyes of a large group of monsters, he immediately shuddered in horror, squatted down tremblingly and curled up into a ball: "Well, what, let's discuss it, don't you?" Is it okay to slap the face and between the legs?"

As for morality, morality, Zhu Ganglie and Big Snake Hou and the others couldn't help covering their faces, thinking that this guy is so timid and fearful, he is actually a monster, and he has completely embarrassed our monster race!
"Uh, we don't beat people!" Xu Zhihu was also speechless, seeing this guy consciously took out a few spirit stones from his pants, and quickly interrupted, "Uh, I don't rob, I just I want to ask—brother, who are you, why were you tied up in the stone palace, with a mountain god seal stuck in your mouth?"

"Me? Me?" It's okay not to mention this, but when it came to this, the poor fat white man burst into tears, "Ah, don't mention it, in fact, I... eh?"

Before he finished speaking, he turned his head sadly, just in time to see Mu Liu and Xiaolan who were huddled together behind him, he was stunned, his eyes were straight, and his fat body trembled involuntarily!
"What's wrong?" Mu Liu and Xiao Lan looked at each other in blank dismay.

It's just that the next moment, before they could react, the fat white man suddenly let out a strange cry, opened his arms and rushed forward!

"Sneak attack?" Mu Liu was taken aback, subconsciously kicked beyond recognition!

"Bang!" The poor white fat man suddenly had a bruised nose and a swollen face, but he still rushed forward tenaciously, hugged Mu Liu's heel, and would not let go until his eyes filled with tears: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , sisters, I am alive to see you!"

"Uh, who are you?" Mu Liu lowered her head in surprise.

"I, Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei!" Fatty Bai pointed at himself with tears streaming down his face, "Get some vinegar, go to Lanruo Temple to borrow crabs, and often escape during wars... remember?"

"Ahhh!" Mu Liu stared at him dumbfounded, and suddenly realized, but immediately his face changed drastically, and he backed up and crashed into the group of monsters——

"Small, be careful, this guy is an old demon from Montenegro!"

What, Xu Zhihu suddenly turned around in astonishment, and subconsciously came to a sudden stop, a large group of monsters screamed and bumped into each other.

The next moment, Zhu Ganglie, who was closest to him, roared immediately, picked up a sharp axe, pushed away the monster beside him, and rushed up murderously!

"Wait, wait!" Seeing the big ax slashing viciously, the fat man shivered in fright and hurriedly screamed, "No, it's not what you think, I was coerced by Director Jin and the Snake Cult! "

With a bang, the big ax that whizzed down finally deflected dangerously at the last moment!
Zhu Ganglie almost twisted his waist, and viciously grabbed the terrified white fat man, and said angrily: "Say! What's going on, if you don't explain clearly, even if you are really an old demon from Montenegro, I will chop you into pieces." Fish-flavored shredded pork!"

No need to threaten, the legendary Montenegro old demon has already burst into tears, stuttered and began to recall the past, with all kinds of grief and anger in the middle of beating his chest and feet, and even the tissue that Xu Zhihu handed over was used in three bags——

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can help me become the Lord of Black Mountain..."

"It's also my fault. At that time, I was thinking about making money and having girls, so I agreed without thinking carefully. Then they found me a lot of pills and a strange formula for me to practice. I don't know where to find the one from Montenegro. Shanshenyin has opened a trading workshop city..."

"However, I only found out later that they simply used me as a tool and a puppet. When I suddenly realized, they had already controlled the Montenegro area in my name, and asked me to practice that strange formula. Four clones that are not under my control..."

"That's right, Director Jin is the monitor they sent. This guy trapped me in the stone palace, commanded my four clones to go out to do evil, and used the seal of the mountain god to draw my spiritual energy into the stone palace circle, killing me. It hurts my vitality every day, and I have lost three rounds of weight in the past few years, three rounds of weight..."

Stop making trouble, is this also called thin three laps?

Xu Zhihu and Mu Liu were sympathetic at first, but when they saw this guy's white and fat body, they finally couldn't help rolling their eyes together: "Okay, okay, let's get down to business, that is to say, in fact Are you just controlled by Director Jin and the Snake Cult?"

That's right, Fatty Bai, no, the old black mountain demon nodded desperately, afraid that everyone would not believe it, and quickly raised his hand: "Really, really, it's true, I can make an oath with my soul, if I have half a sentence Lie, let me do whatever."

"Ahem, I didn't say I don't believe you, it's just a little strange." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange face.

In fact, there are many doubts before, such as why the old demon of Montenegro suddenly turned his face when he became rich, and why he didn’t show his real body even though Montenegro was about to be demolished. Now it seems that there are good explanations, but the problem is——

The question is, what on earth are those people from the Snake Cult trying to do, just to establish a sub-helm in Montenegro... Cough cough cough, I know with my heels, there must be something in it "Yes, you understand it too late "The conspiracy plan, anyway, these guys can only do this besides providing experience points!

"Well, could it have something to do with the robbery of souls in the Qiantang Mansion?" Yan Chixia crawled out from behind the gasoline tank in a daze.

"It doesn't matter so much!" The Bull Demon King hugged the seat and was still a little motion sick, but exhaled fiercely, "There are many people in that Snake Cult, and there are also many of us. If we really fight, whoever loses will win." And... eh?"

Before I finished speaking, I saw a red light rising into the sky in the distant stone palace, abruptly breaking through the gray haze!

In an instant, before the smog gap closed, hundreds of scarlet sword lights roared out in unison, like a storm covering the sky and the sun, and violently shot towards the double-decker bus down the mountain!
"What a coincidence..." Xu Zhihu stroked his chin speechlessly, and then looked at the Bull Demon King with that kind of "you can go ahead".

"I'll go up, I'll go up!" The Bull Demon King roared viciously, kicked his hooves hard on the floor, and was about to fly up into the air filled with black air to meet him.

Needless to say, Yan Chixia immediately pulled out the Sword of Five Thunders, Mu Liu turned into a verdant and ancient tree, Yuanshen, Zhu Ganglie and the demons of Dongming Mountain pulled out their swords, guns, swords and halberds in unison, Xiaolan and the female ghost sister They released a gloomy black air at the same time...

Almost at the same time, the frenzy of red sword light in the distant sky had already roared, and the somewhat embarrassed red-haired real man burst into anger, and raised a tower of flames from a distance, and shouted out of embarrassment——

"Monster! Where are you going? If I don't kill you here today, then..."

boom!
Before he finished speaking, a low-pitched sonic boom suddenly resounded, and he saw an unknown object trailing a silver-white brilliance in the distant sky in the southeast direction, spinning and whistling at high speed, and it had already reached the sky above the battlefield in an instant!

What?The stunned red-haired real person only had time to raise his head hastily, and watched the silver-white object be unbiased, hitting his face heavily, as accurately as if it was equipped with an automatic navigation system...

boom!
At this moment, under the dumbstruck eyes of everyone, the unlucky red-haired real man let out a scream, flew backwards from the flying sword, and crashed into the cliff hundreds of feet away with a roar. The two shattered front teeth are still flying in the air...

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu spat out milk.

"Fuck!" The Bull Demon King dislocated his jaw.

"Ugh!" Hundreds of red-robed Qi refiners were shocked.

In an instant, all the people present turned their heads in unison, looking at the bush forest dozens of meters away, and at the unknown "murder weapon" that had just knocked out the red-haired real man...

In the slightly messy bushes, a brand-new boxy laptop lay flat on the ground shining like this——

On the metal shell that has just been repaired, there are dense and complex patterns that make people dizzy, and on the keyboard that was said to have soaked in the tea, it is actually inlaid with various priceless spiritual treasures, such as the Wanzai Volcano. The pure fire agate under the sun, the purple water jade soul in the abyss of the East China Sea, the ice crystal jadeite in the extremely cold place...

Nima, you are blind, you are really blind!

Xu Zhihu, Bull Demon King and the others looked at each other, hundreds of red-robed Qi refiners stared at each other, and suddenly a strange idea came up at the same time, so what, it seems that a real person would be knocked unconscious by such a rich and luxurious magic weapon... Isn't it wrong?
boom!
The next moment, I saw this local tyrant's laptop vibrate automatically, and from the dense pattern of the magic circle on the metal case, there was a sudden sound of Empress Shiji's "medicine can't stop" smiling and sounding through thousands of miles——

"Oh hehehehe, Zhihu, I have spent countless energy and immortal materials, and finally repaired your notebook... Huh? When I teleported it over just now, did you hit something?"

(End of this chapter)