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Chapter 70 Chi Chi You Are Back

On the fifth day of May, the weather was fine, and it was a good day for gang fights...

Early in the morning, the group of demons in Dongming Mountain, who had been excited all night and hadn’t slept, squatted murderously at the gate of Lanruo Temple, sharpening axes and machetes together viciously. It is necessary to act as light as possible, and must not waste morale in vain while waiting, so...

So, why not everyone, wait while playing cards!
Okay, okay, all the monsters including the Bull Demon King raised their hands in favor, and then they moved out a lot of tables and chairs, and opened more than a dozen tables in one go outside Lanruo Temple, um, huh, because considering that later You have to kill people, so today I will play a little bit smaller, one card counts as two spirit stones... Your uncle's!Old pig, did you steal cards before the game started?
Amidst the clattering mahjong sound, Xu Zhihu ignored the childish tricks of these guys, but Yan Chixia next to him looked dignified, her palms holding the Wulei Sword were covered with sweat, and she couldn't help frowning slightly: "Uh, old Xu, if the Snake Sect came to kill us today, with the state of these guys, maybe they will..."

"It's okay, I didn't intend to let them be the main force." Xu Zhihu waved his hand irresponsibly, thought for a while, took out a few spirit stones from his arms, and threw them into the air with a smile.

"Hey..." Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqian jumped up from the laptop screen, bit the spirit stone with a groan, and then easily fell back into the screen without even splashing.

Kacha, Kacha, after eating a few spirit stones in two or three bites, she leaned out her upper body from the screen again, raised her small head and opened her mouth, revealing eight glistening white teeth, like aquarium Dolphins waiting to be fed.

Ahhh, this is not fair, Guoguo looked at it indignantly: "Boss, you are so eccentric, when I asked for pocket money last time, you only gave me a little, but when it was this silly girl's turn, How can you be so generous?"

"Don't make trouble, am I helping her accumulate spiritual energy?" Xu Zhihu touched the empty spiritual stone bag, took out another bag from his arms, and continued with his feeding plan.

So extravagant, so extravagant, Mu Liu on the side couldn't help but her face was filled with heartache: "In other words, from morning till now, Xiaoqian has already eaten the quota of the only daughter of the head of the Huashan faction plus the princess of Luoyang County of the Northern Qi Dynasty and the princess of Nanchu... Woohoo, how much more does she want to eat?"

It should, it should be almost there, Xu Zhihu threw out the last few spirit stones, and then easily reached out to Mu Liu for them: "Come on, don't be so stingy, the more spirit stones Xiaoqian eats, the more powerful the notebook will be." ,right?"

That's true, but it's too edible!
While Mu Liu was digging out the spirit stones, he was full of resentment towards the Snake Cult who didn't know if he would come or not: "Damn it, those guys better get out of here quickly, if it takes another half a month, there's no need to wait." If they come to destroy the gate, we have already broken... Huh?"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly raised her head, and suddenly got up thoughtfully!

Almost at the same time, the group of demons in Dongming Mountain, who seemed to be playing mahjong noisily, also suddenly overturned the table with a bang, drew their swords, guns, swords and halberds from under the table, jumped up, and rushed forward in a vicious manner.

"Did you feel it all?" Xu Zhihu looked at the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia beside him, and together they looked at the scorching sun sky at noon.

In the scorching and dazzling sun, a ball of blue thunder light that seems to be more dazzling than the sun is flying towards the naked eye at a rapid speed, and the shocking sound waves brought along along the way make all the trees on the plain roar and break. ...

The next moment, the air suddenly roared loudly, and the green thunder light ball stopped suddenly over Lanruo Temple, and countless red lights scattered like a frenzy, revealing the extremely magnificent and luxurious chariot in the red cloud.

In the misty fairy music, the green thunder chariot filled with auspicious colors has a radius of several tens of feet, and a hundred red-robed Qi refiners stand respectfully, like 72 stars in the sky, surrounded by the kind-hearted smiling man in the middle True Lord Qingmian...

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu and Zhu Ganglie looked at each other, thinking that this style of painting is a bit wrong, shouldn't the altar master of the Snake Cult have a vicious face?

"Uh, I seem to know him?" Yan Chixia suddenly had a strange face, "Well, if I remember correctly, this seems to be the true moral gentleman of Dongyandang Longqiutan. It is said that he is a righteous gentleman with a kind heart. What? Since then, you have actually joined the Snake Cult?"

Regardless of the reason, at least at this moment, this Daodezhenjun has lightly waved his sleeves, looked down with a smile on his face, and that benevolent expression does not seem to be seeking revenge: "Hehe, everyone Fellow Daoists, don’t be afraid, this deity came here this time, and he didn’t mean to seek revenge and provoke, just like what my family leader taught us..."

Not to mention, Xu Zhihu, who had witnessed the meeting before, suddenly had a strange expression upon hearing the words of the leader's sermon.

Sure enough, the next moment, I saw that the true moral monarch had stood respectfully, bowed his hands towards the southeast, and said respectfully: "My family's leader was conceived by the heavenly induction. Chaos, the leader is wise and mighty, and he breaks through the crowd from a high position, it can be said that he has a long-term vision and does not stick to conventional rules..."

Your sister, you can say dozens of words of praise in one breath, without repeating them!

Zhu Ganglie and the others were stunned when they heard that, even the big ax hit their feet, and Mu Liu and the others couldn't help shivering, and turned their heads to look at Xu Zhihu...

"It's okay, just get used to it, it's popular in their teaching." Xu Zhihu said that he is used to it. The people of the Xindao Snake Cult are really made by a prop team, such as the real Chijiao who likes to play bureaucratic and hold long meetings .

But at this time, after speaking in one breath for half an hour, the Daodezhenjun finally let out a long sigh, and looked to the southeast with admiration, as if he was still thinking about the heroic figure of the leader...

But at the next moment, he suddenly coughed lightly, regained his smiling expression, and looked down at Xu Zhihu below: "Well, I see that fellow Taoists are predestined to teach with me, otherwise... just hand over that piece of paper." Things, how about joining me to teach the CCP to create a great cause?"

"Uh, what?" Xu Zhihu raised his head solemnly.

"Hehe, fellow daoists, why bother to ask questions knowingly." Daodezhenjun is really good-tempered, so he doesn't get angry, "That Nine Yin Condensing Soul Orb, it's useless if you take it, why don't you just hand it over and give it back to me, everyone do what they want , isn't it good?"

"Okay, it's very good..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange face, "But now there is a technical problem, ahem, it's not very technically difficult, but... Uh, that condensate The soul orb seems to have been eaten!"

"Pfft!" Daodezhenjun was taking a cup of fairy tea from his subordinates, and when he heard this, he suddenly became angry, "You, you, what are you talking about?"

"I said, we ate it..." Xu Zhihu looked at him with shame, "well, strictly speaking, we didn't eat it, it should be said that my laptop ate it, no , and it’s not my notebook, it should be said... er, forget it, you can see for yourself!”

I really didn't know how to explain it, so he didn't explain it at all, and took out a spirit stone and threw it up.

"Hey..." Before the spirit stone reached the highest point, Xiaoqian saw the ripples and fluctuations on the laptop screen, Xiaoqian jumped out like a lotus out of water, bit the spirit stone, and swallowed it with a few clicks up.

Dumbfounded, at this moment, the audience was stunned, everyone opened their eyes wide in shock, staring blankly at the little girl who was still licking her lips in a daze.

In the eerie silence, a gust of cold wind blew past, and the Daodezhenjun in the petrification suddenly shuddered, trembling and stretching out his fingers, as if he was about to have a heart attack at any time: "This, this, this weapon spirit, could it be, that is……"

"Probably so." Xu Zhihu sighed sympathetically, "So you see, it's not that we don't want to return the things to you, but that we can't return them if we want to. Why don't we discuss it and I'll give it to you. Qian take some emetics and see if I can..."

"Bastard! You bastard!" In an instant, the Daoist Monarch, who had been benevolent just now, suddenly broke out in hysteria, his entire face flushed like fire.

Blue lightning burst out all over his body, and he pointed down with a grim and distorted face, and the fierce light in his eyes shot five or six feet straight: "Enough, you evildoers, caused the deity to ruin decades of hard work, and broke the deity! The road to promotion in the sect... Today, this deity will make you lose all your souls, and struggle and sink in hell for thousands of years!"

"Hey, hey, you can turn your face so quickly, buddy, have you ever learned how to change your face in Sichuan opera?" Xu Zhihu sighed helplessly.

But the next moment, the true moral monarch was already roaring and slamming his robe sleeves viciously. Hundreds of red-robed Qi refiners around him gave a loud roar and turned into a surging torrent of red sword light, swooping down unscrupulously.

Still feeling that this was not enough to vent his hatred, Zhen Daode sneered ferociously again, and suddenly took a step forward in the void, between his slightly opened arms, countless blue thunder and lightning hissed and shone, gradually converging into a huge blue thunder light ball!

At this moment, the coercion that exploded from the huge green thunder light ball shocked the tiles on the eaves of Lanruo Temple and shattered them. The monsters and female ghost girls who were born to be afraid of thunder spells couldn't help but get together. Staggering back, I even felt that my body was suppressed by the mountains...

"This is the fate of angering the deity!" Holding up the green thunder light ball, Daodezhenjun himself was a little bit overwhelmed, but this did not prevent him from showing a ferocious smile, and roared viciously, "Today is yours!" ..."

boom!
Before he finished speaking, just below where he was standing in the air, a high-pressure fountain mixed with rock and mud flow suddenly spewed out from under the hard ground!
"What?" Daodezhenjun put all his energy into controlling the blue light ball, and the only thing he could do when he was caught off guard was to lower his head dumbfounded, watching the high-pressure mudstone fountain shoot up into the sky, and then...

boom!
Then, the unlucky True Monarch spurted blood from his mouth like this, flew out backwards uncontrollably, crashed into a cliff hundreds of feet away with a roar.

To make matters worse, the out-of-control ball of lightning exploded violently at this moment, and countless flashes of lightning scattered wildly, blasting the entire cliff to pieces, and the rocks roared and rolled down, directly destroying morality. Zhenjun was drowned.

What, what is the situation, at this moment, whether it is the red-robed alchemists who are swooping down, or the monsters of Dongming Mountain who are planning to fight, they all turn their heads in astonishment and speechless, looking at the high-pressure mud that is still spraying. stone fountain...

Amidst the smoke and dust, as the mud fountain gradually stopped, a bottomless cave appeared on the ground.

The next moment, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the dust-covered Sister Chi suddenly emerged from the cave, happily taking out a small mirror to touch up her makeup——

"Oh hehehe, the Lun family has actually directly broken through to the elementary level of the earth element. As expected, beauty and strength are directly proportional... Huh? Zhihu, are you here to welcome me?"

"Bad, almost..." Xu Zhihu looked at her in awe, then pointed behind her.

"Well, what's the matter?" Sister Chi turned her head in confusion, her face suddenly full of astonishment.

In an instant, under her surprised but innocent gaze, the cliff rocks in the distance roared and exploded, and countless rubble flew into the sky like a storm!

Amidst the hysterical screams, the Daodezhenjun, who had lost all face, was so angry that he jumped viciously from the pile of rocks, almost crazily pounced on him. all submerged—

"Bastard! You bastard! You despicable sneak attack monster, give this deity...go to hell!"

(End of this chapter)