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Chapter 73
Never overestimate the IQ of Qi Ling girl——Nicholas Zhao Si!
As a spirit whose intelligence is not yet fully developed, Xiaoqian's IQ is actually of the cute type. For example, she can only use chirps to express her ideas. For example, her reaction speed is always urgency. For example She would often carry out Xu Zhihu's orders carefully, but in the end she always got the situation wrong...

It's like now, when I just opened that movie very simply, this cute girl actually got it wrong again, I don't know where to find that "My Fair Princess", and then started to play it seriously... …

That's fine, but she didn't realize her mistake. Instead, she opened her eyes dizzily and looked at Xu Zhihu with that kind of innocent eyes under the focus of everyone's jaw-dropping eyes. The white Apple logo is still blinking: "Chi... Chi... Chi?"

I lost!Xu Zhihu covered his face in shame, and looked at Daodezhenjun who was still shrouded in a silver beam of light: "Then what, it was purely an accident just now, why don't we come again..."

You bastard, let me die!
The silver light gradually dissipated, and Daodezhenjun, who had regained his mobility, finally came to his senses. Suddenly, he roared furiously, and pounced on him again like a beast. An indescribable sense of crisis warned him that he must never let the other party use that weird beast again. My box magic weapon, must not, must not, must not...

No, damn it, stop this guy!
After a moment of astonishment, Mu Liu and the Dongming Mountain monsters, who came to their senses, all rushed forward in unison with a cry of surprise. The Bull Demon King suddenly roared up to the sky, and suddenly tore open the broken Confucian robe, and his whole body was in a state of shock. The skyrocketed in an instant, blocking Xu Zhihu like a pitch-black stone wall.

But all of this is useless!

With a bang, accompanied by the sharp and long roar of Daodezhenjun, the countless sharp sword blades pierced from his body burst into crimson blood, and all the surrounding Dongming Mountain monsters were sent flying backwards. The Bull Demon King also spurted blood and bumped into Xu Zhihu.

The next moment, the raging red light howled and criss-crossed in mid-air, and suddenly gathered into a huge sword blade, which slashed down viciously: "Go to die! Go to die! You bastards, give it to me..."

Don't make trouble, Xu Zhihu issued the final command in a thrilling moment when he was overwhelmed by the Bull Demon King: "Uh...Xiaoqian?"

"Hey..." Qi Ling, who was full of confusion, opened her eyes wide, the silver-white apple logo on her forehead flashed rapidly, and she could even see the suspicious green smoke rising slowly above her head.

Well, the high-speed running CPU seems to be overloaded and spontaneously ignited at any time, but at the last moment, she finally came to her senses and gently stretched out her finger——

boom!
The turbulent silver light rushing out from the laptop screen once again enveloped the Daodezhenjun who was rushing up frantically, causing the red light sword blade that was about to fall on Xu Zhihu's body to be firmly fixed in mid-air!

The next moment, the video player restarted again, this time it was not "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", but...

In an instant, countless phantoms of the characters in "A Chinese Ghost Story" roared out of the screen, rushing towards Daodezhenjun like a raging sea——

The ghastly female ghost of Lanruo Temple screaming and flying!

The majestic Yan Chixia with beard and hair!

The half-yin and half-yang evil and ferocious tree demon grandma!
Even the old Montenegrin demon who appeared evil at the end!

"This is... this is..." Daodezhenjun, who was enveloped by the raging silver light, couldn't move at all at this moment, he could only suffocate and open his eyes in despair, watching the endless phantoms of light and shadow rushing towards him. Completely submerged in it.

For a moment, he really felt that he would be torn into pieces, but in fact, these seemingly ferocious monsters and ghosts just whizzed through his body without causing any harm.

"Huan... Huan..." Touching the unscathed heart, Tao Daozhen raised his head in astonishment, looked at Xu Zhihu who was still holding a notebook on the opposite side, and suddenly laughed almost crazily, "Idiot , idiot, this deity thought you had some means, so it turned out that you just used these illusions to disturb..."

boom!
Before the words fell, Xu Zhihu raised his notebook again, and in an instant, there were endless phantoms of "A Chinese Ghost Story", rushing like the whistling of a raging tide. He shouted angrily and cut down: "The world is boundless, the swordsmanship of heaven and earth!"

It’s useless, it’s useless, the True Monarch of Morality grinned hysterically, and suddenly pulled out a red light sword blade from his chest, and slashed it down viciously: “Whether it’s an illusion, or any conspiracy hidden, in my Lightning Sword In front of the blade, everything is..."

what is it all
Before the sword fell, Daodezhenjun suddenly became dizzy and staggered a few steps forward involuntarily. In an instant, he felt that there were countless strange words and pictures in his mind, pouring in out of thin air like a tide.

What's even more strange is that, following the surging impact of these words and pictures, he realized with horror that his soul was a little unstable, and even faintly showed signs of fragmentation, as if even his memory would be replaced by these words and pictures.

"Huh, did it work?" Xu Zhihu let out a sigh of relief, and tapped his notebook again.

"Hey!" With the silver light of the notebook shining, Xiaoqian passed through the screen like a fish leaping through a dragon's gate, the silver-white Apple logo on her forehead flashed rapidly, and the hissing sound of the electric current could be faintly heard...

"No!" Daodezhenjun covered his dizzy head, suddenly felt creepy, and pulled away decisively.

"Where are you going?" There was no need for Xu Zhihu's reminder, Chi Jieer, who had just been blown out, suddenly yelled softly, and with fourteen jade arms brandished machetes, kitchen knives, keyboards and mouse cables, she slammed towards her.

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Xu Zhihu took out a spirit stone and threw it into the air.

With a sip, Xiaoqian, who swallowed the spirit stone, smiled and chirped excitedly. The silver-white Apple logo on her forehead suddenly became brighter again, and then flashed continuously like a computer indicator light.

In an instant, under the urging of her aura, the entire notebook shone with silver light, and the "A Chinese Ghost Story" that was playing on the screen turned into endless fragments of the screen again, blasting towards Daodezhenjun together.

It was too late to leave, and Daodezhenjun, who was tightly entangled by Sister Chi, could only watch countless fragments of the screen blasting up, causing his soul to vibrate violently, as if even his spiritual intelligence was a little blurred... …

"No!" roared ferociously again, the Daodezhenjun, who realized that the crisis was close at hand, soared into the sky with red light all over his body, and unexpectedly broke free from the shackles of Chi Jieer.

It's just that at this moment, the Bull Demon King, who was blasted to nowhere, pounced aggressively out of thin air!

Relying on his whole body being as hard as iron, this guy gritted his teeth viciously, jumped up in the air and hugged Daodezhenjun by the waist, the two of them suddenly fell to the ground with muffled groans, unable to stand up at all for a while.

What are you waiting for, the surrounding pigs and big snakes all roared ferociously, and they all rushed forward with a murderous look, and in a blink of an eye, like stacking arhats, they forcibly overwhelmed the Daoist Zhenjun to the ground.

"Pfft! I can't hold it anymore!" The Bull Demon King at the bottom spurted blood, while enduring the sharp pain from the hundreds of sword blades stabbing wildly, he still held Daodezhen tightly with his face twisted. Jun, "Old Xu, you moo, hurry up, use any tricks quickly!"

I'm fast, I'm fast, I'm already fast!

Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, took out the last bag of spirit stones from his bosom, and threw them all to Xiaoqian in one go!
Aww, aww, after swallowing hundreds of spirit stones in one go, Xiaoqian bulged her round cheeks, chewing hard and desperately, the pot next to her saw her working so hard, and kindly handed her a glass of water .

The next moment, Qi Ling, who had finally swallowed all the spirit stones, suddenly stayed where she was with a silly face!

In an instant, accompanied by the rapid flashing of the silver-white Apple logo, her whole body trembled slightly, countless green program codes flowed in her confused eyes, and suspicious blue smoke slowly rose from her head. It seemed that the CPU was already running at high speed. Running until it crashes at any time...

"Huh?" Is this going to explode, Xu Zhihu took a few steps back wisely.

"No!" Daodezhenjun screamed out of his wits, and finally mobilized his life essence desperately.

In an instant, countless sword blades whizzed and spun together, blasting all the monsters of Dongming Mountain who were pressing on it flying upside down. Immediately after that, in this scene of chaotic battles, Zhen Dao Dao rose to the sky in a bloody mess. will...

Snapped!
Then, amidst the weird expressions on everyone's faces, the notebook hit him directly on the forehead. As a result, the Daodezhenjun, who had a hideous face just now, suddenly stood there with a dull face, and even his eyes were closed. won't turn anymore.

"Then what, in a hurry, you can understand, right?" In the eerie silence, Xu Zhihu innocently withdrew his hand.

I don't understand, but at this time, accompanied by Xiaoqian's long chirping sound, the "A Chinese Ghost Story" that was playing in the notebook all turned into fragments like a raging river, roaring and rushing into the soul of Daodezhenjun.

"Then?" Zhu Ganglie and the others gathered together, and Mu Liu couldn't help stretching out his hand, shaking it in front of Daodezhenjun who was dazed, "Hey, this guy seems to be..."

Before he could finish speaking, the Daodezhenjun, who had been dazed just now, suddenly screamed with a distorted face!
The next moment, before everyone could react, he suddenly fell to his knees, hugged Mu Liu who was stunned, and cried with tears streaming down his face: "Grandma, grandma, please let Caichen live, Xiaoqian is willing to stay Come down and work for you!"

"Uh, what's the situation?" Mu Liu was stunned and speechless, looking at Da Daozhenjun who was standing beside her feet with pear blossoms and rain, she felt the creeps all over her body, and her first reaction was to shake her legs desperately.

It's useless, Daodezhenjun is like being possessed by Nie Xiaoqian's soul, hugging Mu Liu tightly, and crying bitterly, turning his head, crying loudly into the empty air: "Caichen, you go, go, Leave me alone, if there is an afterlife..."

Well, before he could finish shouting, he suddenly froze for a few seconds, then jumped up suddenly, pulled out a sword blade from his body, and shouted with a righteous face: "Bastards! You monsters, what are you doing?" I, Yan Chixia, am here...the world is boundless, the swordsmanship of heaven and earth!"

With a bang, he directly plunged the sword blade into his chest. This guy was seriously injured, but he actually showed a heroic smile that he was done. Then he staggered back a few steps, suddenly covered his chest and trembled with his lips, and raised his head with tears in his eyes. : "Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?"

puff!Xu Zhihu sprayed water all over his mouth, and quickly explained to the stunned monsters around him, "Ahem, what, it's a bit of a play, I can't help it, I released Huanzhugege before..."

Nima, who cares if they play tricks or not!
Sister Chi was dumbfounded, the green leaves on the temples of the wood willow were so startled that they were about to fall off, the Bull Demon King was helping Yan Chixia, who was seriously injured, and they were messing together, and then they didn't know who was taking the lead, everyone was in order all of a sudden He rushed up, grabbed Xu Zhihu and shook him vigorously: "You moo, what the hell is going on here?"

Ahhhh, dizzy from being shaken, Xu Zhihu could only point to Xiaoqian who was still swimming on the laptop screen: "Ahem, it's like this, isn't my laptop a magic weapon, and then Xiaoqian can By playing the video, drag the other party into the illusion of the movie..."

"Uh, it's that simple?" Sister Chi and Mu Liu looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Where is it so simple?" Xu Zhihu touched his chin with a strange expression on his face, "First, the opponent's cultivation base should not be too high; Great fluctuations..."

"Isn't it?" Sister Chi and Mu Liu were stunned and speechless, but they finally understood, no wonder, no wonder I wanted to use this trick several times, but I forcibly endured it until now.

"That's right, it's been a lot of hard work." Xu Zhihu closed his notebook with emotion, and then looked at the Daodezhenjun who was still singing "Dang" over there, "By the way, the illusion has a time limit, so ..."

No need to explain, Zhu Ganglie and the others looked at each other, immediately picked up their weapons in a murderous look, and pounced fiercely, your uncle, you had a good time beating us just now, right? Now it's our turn.

"Then what, hold your breath, we can also inquire about the Snake Cult by the way." Xu Zhihu kindly reminded, and then turned his head with a strange face, looking at the figure who still maintained the shape of seven heads and fourteen arms Sister Chi, "Uh, Chi Chi, how long will it take you to get rid of this shape..."

Before she could finish speaking, Sister Chi suddenly let out a soft cry, and with her slight shaking, six balls of light whizzed away from her Niwan Palace and flew out, then rolled on the spot, and suddenly turned into orange and yellow. Green, green, blue, blue, blue, purple, six of them.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ." six little lolis covered their little heads, tearfully telling their grievances.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xu Zhihu hurriedly contributed a lot of snacks, and when Zizi and the others smiled, they turned their heads with a smile and looked at Sister Chi who had just recovered her original shape.

It's been a while since I've seen her. The number one beauty in Dongming Mountain who has returned from cultivation seems to be much brighter than before. The slightly flushed jade face exudes the luster of white porcelain, and her bright eyes flow like grape wine. The wind blew gently, and the scarlet fiery skirt fluttered lightly, revealing a pair of pure white jade-like crystal bare feet...

"Hey, can it be said that Chi Chi's cultivation technique can increase her beauty and charm after she breaks through?" Xu Zhihu only took one look, and felt his heartbeat speed up as if chewing Xuanmai, so he quickly recited it a hundred times in his heart Pink Skull, Pink Skull.

Sensing his strange gaze, Sister Chi turned her head and looked at each other thoughtfully, and looked at each other for a few seconds, but she didn't know what to think, and suddenly her cheeks flushed.

Well, the atmosphere is a bit awkward, Xu Zhihu couldn't help coughing a few times, and then quickly opened his arms with a smile: "Then what, Chi Chi, welcome back..."

"Pfft!" Before he finished speaking, countless silver-white spider threads flew out, wrapping him like a rice dumpling.

"Hmph!" The next moment, the red-faced Sister Chi proudly raised her jade neck and walked away leading the six younger sisters.

At dusk and sunset, with a gust of evening wind blowing, you can still hear the six little lolis chirping and asking questions while nibbling on snacks——

"Sister, why do you ignore Brother Xu?"

"Hmph, who told that guy to take away the Lun family in front of so many people..."

"Hey, take away, take away what?"

"Yes, I want you to take care of it, children are not allowed to ask so many questions!"

No reason, no reason, I was wronged, okay? Under the evening sun, Xu Zhihu was tied up like a big rice dumpling. He could only raise his head with a vicissitudes of life, looking at the night sky with the bright moon rising——

"Okay, okay, if I knew that kissing Chichi would cause such a big trouble, I would... er, I would kiss Chichi for a while longer!"

(End of this chapter)