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Chapter 81 My Senior Sister Is Not Human

On the first day when he came to Shushan, Xu Zhihu discovered that he had encountered more strange experiences than the sum of the past few decades!

First, he passed the quiz for no reason, then he was taken hostage for no reason, and finally he demolished the entire fairy palace with his own hands... Uh, wait a minute, actually, this can’t be counted as hands-on, right?

Well, but anyway, at least it turned out well, didn't it?

At least at this moment, he has successfully joined the Shushan Fleet School, and he is taking the Jinguanglou ship of Senior Sister Yun to Qianjian Peak, one of the 36 inverted peaks, and begins to live with his senior sister...

Speaking of this Senior Sister Yun named Yunfan, although when we first met, she was quite a cold goddess, but after getting to know her well, she quickly revealed her love for gossip... Let's put it this way, just driving After the boat flew for half an hour, she asked dozens of questions in one breath, all of which went down to the point of "Mr. Ning, when you are broken in love, do you like listening to music or eating?"!

Don't be like this, Xu Zhihu was sweating profusely when he was asked, but he couldn't help but feel a little strange, Senior Sister Yun, you are obviously the kind of very enthusiastic sister next door and gossip party, why did you pretend to be very cold beforehand? What about the posture?
"Well, I don't want to." Speaking of this, Yunfan also sighed with emotion, "But the elders said that our Shu Mountain represents the righteous way in the world, and those evil spirits and heretics will be intimidated when they see us, so For the sake of the overall image of the sect, each disciple must pay attention to his appearance when speaking to the outside world."

Having said that, she paused, and after making sure that no one was listening, she approached with a mysterious face: "Actually, when everyone was in Shushan, it was completely different from outside, such as Brother Jin just now, you know Well, in fact, he usually likes to collect dolls the most, filling a whole room..."

Uh, true or not, Xu Zhihu couldn't help raising his head, imagining the scene of that stubborn and old-fashioned brother Jin holding a bunch of dolls, and suddenly felt a sense of awe.

Well, don’t care if it’s true or not, but at this time, under the control of Yunfan, the Jinguanglou ship finally arrived at the destination of the trip after bypassing a towering cliff, which is Qianjian Peak where Senior Sister Yun lives ——

Under the dim moonlight, this inverted peak located on the outskirts of Shushan Mountain is peacefully suspended in the silver-white clouds. Through the clouds that flutter in the wind like water sleeves, one can vaguely see the vast expanse outside Qianjian Peak, a few white cranes Spread your wings, and fly leisurely in this vast expanse...

"Wait a minute, didn't you say Thousand Ships Peak?" Xu Zhihu looked from a distance, but couldn't help being slightly stunned, "Then, what about the legendary Thousand Ships?"

"Well, it hasn't been delivered yet." Yunfan raised his swan-like jade neck and looked at the vast expanse in front of the mountain. His originally smiling expression suddenly became a little weird. .15, a large number of fairy ships that failed to be refined will be sent here, and then destroyed in a centralized manner."

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu really didn't expect this result, "So, Qianjianfeng is to recycle abandoned fairy ships... Well, such a domineering name is really wasted!"

During the conversation, following the conversation between the two, the golden light building boat had successfully arrived at Qianjian Peak, and slowly turned to a high cliff. Senior Sister Yun controlled the building boat to stop, and pointed to the golden light circle on the cliff : "Here, here is my residence, you can sleep with me tonight!"

One, together, sleep together?

Xu Zhihu staggered under his feet, and almost fell off the side of the boat, wait, wait a minute, what Senior Sister Yun meant just now, let me go with her...

Dumbfounded, he almost suspected that he had heard it wrong, he couldn't help turning his head, and looked at Senior Sister Yunfanyun who was beside him in a light yellow dress fluttering in the wind——

Under the afterglow of the reddish sunset, this charming and charming royal sister is slightly raising her swan-like slender jade neck, looking at the distance casually, her jade cheeks slightly turned sideways are slightly flushed, and her earlobes are as clear as white jade. It seems that her figure is even more graceful and tall. Although her appearance is slightly different from Chichi's, it is undeniable that she is also a first-class beauty!
"Uh, that's why?" Xu Zhihu's heart beat suddenly.

So what, as a promising young man full of moral integrity, he should refuse it justly at this time, but then again, considering Senior Sister Yun's initiative to ask, out of respect for women's etiquette...

boom!
Well, before he made a decision on the battle between heaven and man here, Yunfan over there had already waved his sleeves lightly, and saw the golden light circle shining, the cliff was roaring and vibrating, and slowly split from it, It reveals a large dock hidden in the mountain... Uh, wait a minute, the dock?
That's right, it's a dock!
The huge dock hidden in the mountain covers an area of ​​several thousand feet, but it seems very messy. The surrounding rock walls have not been decorated at all. After all, they are all random piles of shipbuilding materials and repair tools, such as wood, canvas, nails and the like. , the floor is so full that it is impossible to get down, only the square table in the middle is full of blueprints, which can barely be regarded as furniture.

No, don't tell me, we live here?
Xu Zhihu was stunned. Wait a minute, what about the fragrant boudoir, the soft big bed, and the bathroom? Hey, hey, if there is no bathroom, how will Senior Sister Yun step on it? When it came to the bathrobe, why did it accidentally fall into my arms, why did it accidentally touch the cherry lips, why...

"That's right, we will sleep here at night." Yunfan clapped his hands casually, and took the lead to jump off the stairs and walk into the dock, "Because no one has lived here before, so I have no food for others For food, there is... Kacha! Kacha!"

"What's there?" Xu Zhihu was at a loss, when he heard this strange voice, he turned his head subconsciously, and then he was suddenly shocked!

Dumbfounded, in his astonished sight, Yunfan actually rolled up his sleeves, picked up a piece of red sandalwood board in the corner, followed by a crisp click, bit off a small piece abruptly, and then chewed and chewed with relish... …

In a blink of an eye, she actually ate a whole piece of wood. After thinking about it, she rubbed her belly with unsatisfied desire. She picked up the piece of white canvas next to it, tore a large piece from it, and stuffed it into her mouth with great enjoyment. Continue to taste.

what's the situation?Nima, what's the matter?
Xu Zhihu was completely shocked by this kind of pica, so he opened his eyes so stupidly, watching this beautiful senior sister eat the whole piece of canvas: "Wait, wait a minute, you actually, you actually eat wood and canvas? "

"Yes, is there any problem?" Yun Fan blinked his eyes as a matter of course, opened another wooden barrel, grabbed a lot of nails from it, and stuffed them into his mouth like eating snacks, "I'll be with you later Explain... chuck... all the nails on my boat are broken... chuck... so eat some nails first... chuck... fix it..."

Eat nails?Actually, can you still eat nails?

Xu Zhihu stared at her dumbfounded, and suddenly realized that he took a few steps back in disbelief: "Wait, wait a minute, Senior Sister, who are you, are you, are you?"

Anla, Anla, Yunfan put down the wooden barrel contentedly, and casually pointed out: "That's right, I'm actually not human, I'm... that!"

which?Following her pointing, Xu Zhihu turned his head speechlessly, and immediately entered a petrified state.

What else could it be? The Jinguang building ship is moored outside the dock. At this moment, as Yunfan eats the wooden canvas and nails, the original damage on the building ship is miraculously self-healing... …

Dumbfounded, Xu Zhihu held his chin dumbfounded, looked at the Jinguanglou boat, then at the graceful Yunfan, then at the Jinguanglou boat, and then at the graceful Yunfan, Continue to read... Nima, don't read it!

Braised in soy sauce, you are steamed, could it be, could it be that you are the senior sister?

That's right, under his shocked gaze, Yun Fan bit a small piece of wood again, and puffed out his chest solemnly: "Junior brother, as you can see, I'm actually not a human being, I'm... this ship!"

puff!
One-third of a second later, Xu Zhihu directly turned into a human-shaped fountain. If I rub it, who can tell me what's going on?

"Calm down, calm down." Yun Fan kindly handed over a small piece of canvas, "Come on, eat a piece of canvas to suppress your shock, hey, no, I forgot that you don't eat canvas... Well, it's actually very simple to say, The fairy ships refined by our Shushan Fleet School often have self-awareness, just like your pen or something."

"Uh, what do you mean, the fairy ships refined by us in Shushan are all spiritual weapons?" Xu Zhihu still couldn't believe it.

"That's right, although most of them can only be called false spirit weapons." Yunfan explained to him proudly, "Let's put it this way, why can we in Shushan be respected as the leader of the righteous way in the world? In addition to promoting good from evil, it is largely because we have a unique ship refining technique, which allows the refined fairy ship to be a spiritual weapon from the beginning of its birth..."

"So?" Xu Zhihu stood up in awe.

"So, I'm a fairy ship of the spirit weapon level." Yunfan leaned against the Jinguanglou ship with a smile, and pointed to himself happily, "A fairy ship of the spirit weapon level will give birth to people like me. Artifact Spirit, um, according to Shushan, our Artifact Spirit is usually called... um, Ship Spirit!"

"Pfft!" Before he finished speaking, Xu Zhihu sprayed again, "Ship? Ship? Ship girl?"

"It's not Jianniang, it's Jianling!" Yun Fan corrected solemnly, but after thinking about it, he tilted his head slightly, "Well, then again, Jianniang sounds much cuter than Jianling, should I find a chance Let me talk to the head teacher, why don't everyone call me Jianniang from now on... Hey, Junior Brother, your face seems to be twitching?"

It's okay, leave me alone, let me smoke for a while!

Xu Zhihu looked at the sky with tears in his eyes, Nima, we thought it was a big surprise that the Shushan Sword School became the Shushan Ship School, but I didn’t expect that there would be a series of surprise gift packs in the back, which is for me to play real people Is it the rhythm of the version of the ship girl?
No wonder, no wonder I felt a strange sense of familiarity when I heard the Shushan Fleet; no wonder Brother Jin and the others had weird faces when they heard that I was going to live with Senior Sister Yun; no wonder Senior Sister Yun was so relieved to sleep with me, think about it That's right, even if our family is insane, what can we do to a ship?
Facts have proved that even if he wants to do something to a ship, he has to have a chance!

Because in the next moment, Yunfan stretched his graceful waist, yawned lazily, and walked towards the Jinguanglou boat casually: "Well, I'm really sleepy after supper. Sleep somewhere, I won't accompany you."

Saying so, her tall figure slowly merged into the mast of the building without any hindrance, but before it disappeared completely, a small half of her pretty face suddenly appeared from the deck: "Ah, I almost forgot Said, I like to turn over when I sleep, for the sake of safety, you better stay away from me, junior brother."

What can I say, the only thing Xu Zhihu can do is to stand there speechless, silently watching the Jinguanglou ship trembling slightly, trembling slightly, trembling slightly, and then soon, there was a message made a slight grunt...

A few minutes later, amidst the soft snoring sound, the huge golden light building ship, which was hundreds of feet tall, suddenly turned over strangely with a sense of image beyond imagination, shaking the whole dock. ——

"Well, I can confirm now that I can't do anything to a boat..."

(End of this chapter)