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Chapter 93 Samsung is always stuck

In the Haitian Palace in the middle of the night, the dim moonlight shines in from outside the remnant wall of the lobby, making the diffuse smoke and dust also give off a faint light!
Amidst the whistling and roaring sound, dozens of sword lights shone like lightning, illuminating the entire lobby dimly and uncertainly. The beautiful woman in a flowery dress who was tightly surrounded by the formation had her fair and plump skin exposed with scattered clouds on her temples. He was able to take the few remaining demon girls and resist bitterly, sweating profusely.

The enchanting technique of the evil way, which has always been invincible in the past, is all in vain in front of the disciples of Shushan who have a stable Dao heart. If you break through the wall, you have to abandon your companions and flee...

boom!
Before she could show a happy smile, dozens of fairy ships had already howled and fired beams of light, blasting her body to pieces. Immediately afterwards, Yunfan, a violent high-rise ship that loves close combat, turned around viciously and came. Drifting and flicking, directly performing what is called "I just like to knock people into the air, you don't care about me"!
"Damn it!" Losing a companion, the pressure on the beauty in flowery clothes increased a little bit, and even her habitual enchanting and charming smile froze for a while, "I, I don't understand, I am a magician. It is not an exaggeration to charm all beings, why are you not affected at all?"

"It's ridiculous, our Shushan disciples have a strong mind, how can we be disturbed by your mere celestial demon obfuscation technique?" Senior Brother Chen Dayi snorted coldly, and a group of Shushan disciples around nodded. After seeing Junior Sister Hua..."

While talking, the mournful beauty in flowery clothes was hit by a sword again, and couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment: "You Shushan lackeys, you have no interest at all, but I don't understand. The ancestors can't see through it at a glance, why are you still so easy to see through?"

Good question, senior brother Chen coughed a few times with a strange face, a group of Shushan disciples all turned their heads tacitly, and looked at Xu Zhihu who was still watching the fun.

"Uh, well..." Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, "I just think, as an excellent practitioner in the service industry, sister, your nails are too long..."

What the hell, the beauty in the flower dress was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at her beautiful hands, the transparent nails smeared with pink petal juice, they are indeed extremely slender, and can even be turned into sharp claws to attack in battle, But what does that have to do with being seen through?
Cough cough, without explaining, Xu Zhihu's face was serious, just pretending that he didn't see the suspicious gaze of Sister Chi next to him.

But at this moment, Yunfan and Jianling sisters were bored waiting outside, so they simply dismantled the entire Haitian Palace. Dozens of fairy ships descended from the sky with the power of mountains, roaring and vibrating, let alone a collective A salvo, even crushing them from mid-air, can directly resolve the battle.

"Damn it!" Seeing the murderous Jinguanglou ship headed towards it, the beautiful woman in Huashang's face was distorted and deformed, and she slammed her palm in shock and fear, "My family, my family will fight with you..."

She said she was fighting, but the moment she slammed her palm with all her strength, it suddenly turned into claws, and her slender nails were like sharp hooks, piercing heavily into the skull of the enchanting beauty in front of her!

Unprepared, that enchanting beauty suddenly screamed, her flesh and blood were sucked clean, and in a blink of an eye, she turned into white bones and shattered all over the ground!
And with the help of the flesh and blood vitality they provided, the beauty in the flower dress who received sufficient spiritual energy suddenly burst open at this moment. Among the scattered fragments of limbs, the endless blood-colored mist surged towards the surroundings like a huge wave that overwhelmed the mountains. He forced the disciples of Shushan to retreat.

The next moment, the beauty in flower clothes and the remaining beauties launched a blood escape under the cover of blood mist, and their seemingly fragile and delicate figures turned into ghostly figures as fast as lightning at this moment. Get out of trouble, and then jump like flying and flee in all directions, about to escape from the gap in Haitian Palace.

"Where are we going?" Senior Brother Chen shouted coldly, urging the flying sword to shoot out with a whistling roar, and directly pierced and nailed a bewitching beauty to the wall.

But with such a momentary delay, the beauty in flowery clothes and the rest of her companions have successfully escaped from the predicament, facing the encirclement of the fairy ship that roared and crashed in front of them, twisting their bodies like a spirit snake, avoiding danger from the dense beam of light volley However, he jumped out of Haitian Palace and fled frantically towards the distant sea.

"Chasing! Don't let a devil go!" Shushan disciples shouted angrily, jumped on the Jinguanglou boat and chased after them.

In less than a moment, the two sides had rushed hundreds of feet one after the other. Seeing the sea covered in mist ahead, the beauty in the flower dress and a few enchanting beauties looked back, and suddenly gritted their teeth and spurted out blood. The blood mist transformed by the bursting of the arm was a little faster, and it was about to escape into the sea.

Damn it, it's too late after all!
Senior Brother Chen looked at the distance bitterly, and couldn't help but slapped the strings of the boat heavily, causing the sawdust to scatter. Yunfan looked back with pain, and raised his hand to remind: "Senior Brother Chen, the side of my boat It’s just been repaired, you’ll be responsible if the paint falls off... Hey, Junior Brother Ning, what do you want to do?”

"What?" A group of Shushan disciples were stunned and speechless, and turned their heads subconsciously.

On the deck of the tall ship, Xu Zhihu was squatting there, took out an outdated Nokia from the mountain bag, and then threw it up in the wind——

In the whistling wind, the Nokia with color screen turned around, suspended in mid-air as if with spiritual consciousness, and then the screen suddenly lit up, emitting a dazzling blue light that fluctuated tens of feet!
The next moment, Xu Zhihu suddenly coughed lightly, straightened his collar, and clasped his hands together in a serious respect: "Please baby...turn around!"

What kind of magic weapon is this? Brother Chen and the others stared straight at it, but before they could react, the Nokia suddenly trembled slightly, and suddenly turned into a phantom of blue light, and disappeared into the air.

The speed was so fast that the naked eye could hardly catch it. Everyone only had time to blink, and saw the blue light of Nokia reappeared in the void near the sea in the distance, and it was as accurate as a positioning system installed. On the back of the head of a voluptuous beauty!

Facts have proved that Nokia can't smash the hickory, let alone kill someone on the spot, but the enchanting beauty who was hit was still dizzy, staggered under her feet, and slowed down involuntarily.

It was too late and then too fast, the Jinguanglou boat had approached only a few hundred feet away, Senior Brother Chen was overjoyed, he directly urged the flying sword to shoot out, and before the enchanting beauty regained his balance, he cut her into two pieces: "Damn! So beautiful! Brother Ning, come again!"

Come on, I just kept a few old mobile phones as souvenirs, can I throw away one less?

Xu Zhihu looked at the torn Nokia over there, and touched his chest very sadly, but seeing a group of people staring at him, he could only take out a Motorola from the mountain bag, which was still flipped: "Uh, save it Use it, and, Junior Sister Hua, this time it's your turn to pay respects!"

"Me?" Sister Chi blinked stupidly, imitating Xu Zhihu's appearance just now, and bowed down with a strange face, "Okay, please baby...turn around!"

Whoosh, before the words fell, the Motorola flipped out, and it also had its own boot music: "hello moto..."

In an instant, amidst the low sonic boom, this thing flashed across the sky, appeared behind another enchanting beauty, and directly made intimate contact with her pink cheeks!
With a bang, the enchanting beauty was dizzy, with keyboard marks on her face, Senior Brother Chen was overjoyed, and in a blink of an eye, several sword lights shot out, directly giving this beauty to shredded pork with green peppers.

Of course, Motorola also fell apart completely. It can be seen that the quality is indeed not as good as Nokia. The beauty in the flowery clothes looked back, and couldn't help but her complexion changed drastically.

"Where are we going?" Senior Brother Chen was in high spirits at the moment, and he patted Xu Zhihu on the shoulder vigorously, "Junior Brother Ning, continue, use your Immortal Slayer Flying Knife!"

"First of all, this is not called Zhanxian Flying Knife!" Xu Zhihu continued to rummage through mountains and fields, and finally found a [-]% new three-star, "Then, my three-star is still usable, so don't give it to me..."

I know, I know, before he finished speaking, Yun Fan had already snatched it up with great interest, imitating Sister Chi just now, and bowed with a smile on his face: "Please baby...turn around!"

Click!After this prostration, the Samsung mobile phone shook suddenly, emitting a blue light of several tens of feet!

not good!Faintly aware of the fatal crisis, the beautiful woman in Huashang and another subordinate who were running away were frightened, and almost subconsciously dodged sideways suddenly, but...

However, the Samsung mobile phone, which was shining with blue light, actually stagnated in mid-air like this. It was motionless at first, then trembled slightly, and finally trembled uncontrollably...

"Hey, is my bowing posture wrong?" Yun Fan opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Uh, isn't it working?" Senior Brother Chen and the others were also surprised.

"It's okay, Samsung has always been famous for its cards." Xu Zhihu explained to them solemnly, "Wait a little bit, if it works, if it doesn't work, restart it..."

Whoosh, before I finished talking, Samsung, which was stuck to death, flew out!

Suddenly there was a feeling of chills all over the body, and the enchanting beauty who was running away in panic turned her head with horror almost subconsciously!

Then, in her astonished sight, the whistling Samsung mobile phone expanded rapidly and hit her pretty face heavily. Nima was still leaking electricity, and the cyan lightning flashed by, directly shocking her. fell to the ground.

"So, don't buy Korean products!" Xu Zhihu reminded Brother Chen and the others seriously.

Damn it, the lonely beauty in flower clothes turned her head in a panic, and found that several subordinates around her were all down, her face paled immediately, she gritted her teeth, and without thinking too much, she pulled out a bloody short knife in shock and anger, He gritted his teeth and stabbed his chest in pain!
Severe pain hit her like a tide, and the blood flowed from her chest, but it immediately turned into a blood mist, pushing her to suddenly turn into a blurry phantom, jumping like flying and erratic, swimming like a spirit snake In the void, shoot towards the rough sea in the distance.

"Moxie, where are you going!" The Jinguanglou boat tried its best to chase after it, and a large group of Shushan disciples turned their heads in anticipation, looking at Xu Zhihu with the eyes of "Young brother, go and save the world".

"Uh, it's really gone!" Xu Zhihu was terrified by their scorching eyes, "I only have these old mobile phones, and besides, you also have magic weapons of flying swords, why do you have to let me throw them away?"

"The flying sword can't reach it, the magic weapon is too slow!" A group of Shushan disciples looked at him seriously, and Yun Fan folded his palms with a serious face, "Please, junior brother, do it again, if you do it again... it's not good !"

Before the words fell, the sea surface not far away changed again. The beauty in the flower dress who fled far away felt the crisis, and suddenly bit her tongue and spewed out a mouthful of blood mist. The diffuse mist merged with the turbulent sea water, and directly condensed into a blood mirror in the void. When the wind blows, it sets off looming ripples...

"Shushan running dog, I will not accompany you!" Turning to look at the boat behind, the beauty in flower clothes giggled, her graceful figure jumped into the bloody mirror, and disappeared under the moonlight in a weird way.

On the surface of the raging waves and turbulent sea, only the seemingly enchanting but deeply hated chuckle still echoed in the void: "Tsk tsk tsk, there is also that little gentleman who uses the flying knife to kill immortals, thank you very much!" You have killed the three slaves of the slave family, and the slave family will definitely come to you to thank you in person someday!"

Alright, alright, since you have said so, Gu Liang...

Xu Zhihu sighed helplessly, thought about it seriously, and finally took out a brand new Mi 5 from his bosom. That’s right, it’s because our family worked so hard to draw it for several months before crossing. It’s finally hard I just saved up to buy it!
"Junior Brother, so you still have the Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife?" Senior Brother Chen and the others were immediately overjoyed, but soon sighed in frustration, "Uh, it's still too late, the demon girl has already escaped by using the blood escape method, and she is nowhere to be seen It's unclear in which direction."

"It's okay!" Xu Zhihu opened Mi 5 in a serious manner, and opened the photo album by the way, and found a photo that he just took.

"Uh, this, this is?" Yun Fan and Sister Chi approached curiously, and when they saw the lifelike beauty in the flower dress with its own beautification effect, they couldn't help being stunned and speechless.

"I took it when I was watching the excitement!" Xu Zhihu touched his chin very seriously, lightly tapped on the photo, and then threw it into the air irresponsibly, "Hmph, the blood escape Dafa is amazing! , with the legendary Baidu map plus face recognition system... Well, I actually don’t know what I’m talking about!"

Before the words were finished, the Mi 5 flying into the sky swayed against the wind, emitting a flashing and flowing multi-colored glow, buzzing and vibrating violently at a height of hundreds of feet, so that the air within a radius of tens of feet also trembled along with it.

The next moment, under the gaze of dozens of pairs of astonished eyes, Mi 5 suddenly whistled, like a flash of lightning, and just disappeared without a trace!

"Uh, then?" The stunned group of people turned their heads in a daze.

"Wait!" Xu Zhihu replied very seriously, and after thinking about it, he added, "Let's talk about it first, Shushan has to reimburse the money for Xiaomi 5..."

(End of this chapter)