my son is the king

Chapter 17 The Cat

Ji Gang’s house is on the street behind AMTD’s house.

According to memory, when AMTD came to Ji Gang's house, he found that the iron gate of the other's house was ajar.

He opened the door and walked in. It was surprisingly quiet inside, and the huge tractor in the yard was particularly eye-catching.

AMTD yelled "Is anyone there?" a few times, only to hear a weak voice coming from the direction of the bedroom inside.

"Come in and talk."

When AMTD walked into the bedroom, the first thing it saw was a person wrapped in the shape of a rice dumpling, like a mummy, whose whole body was covered with bandages.

The "mummy" was lying on the sofa at the moment, looking at the ceiling above his head with a look of hopelessness.

"Are you Ji Gang?" AMTD observed for a while, and the melon rind was still visible on the bandage-wrapped face.

"You are?" The mummy looked at AMTD for a long time, and suddenly said excitedly: "Are you AMTD?"

AMTD nodded quickly, sat down in front of Ji Gang with a smile, and asked, "Why do you look like this?"

"There is a water dispenser next to it. If you want to drink water, you can pour it yourself. I can't entertain you anymore in this state," Ji Gang sobbed, with a grievance on his face.

"What happened to you?" AMTD didn't care, and asked curiously.

"Do you believe a cat can speak human language?" Ji Gang asked helplessly.

"I believe it," AMTD nodded solemnly.

"Do you really believe it?" Ji Gang's eyes suddenly lit up, and when he heard AMTD's words, he seemed to have found a confidant, and said, "I said, I was made to look like this by a cat, do you believe it?"

"Believe it," AMTD nodded again.

"Best friend, confidant," Ji Gang suddenly grabbed AMTD's hand, tearing up, and said excitedly: "You are the first person to believe me, others think I'm lying, even doctors think I'm crazy gone."

"Talk slowly, it's okay," AMTD said in a gentle tone.

"I remember it was a thunderstorm night," Ji Gang said with a look of memory on his face, his eyes were deep, and his tone was full of emotion.

"A night with thunderstorms? Did you mean last night?" AMTD asked.

"Oh, I know, I just want to show a sense of age," Ji Gang said dissatisfied: "Don't interrupt me, listen to me."

"It was pouring rain outside, and I was happily stroking my cute little orange cat in the house.

Then I heard a scream, the little orange cat in my arms suddenly became bigger than a tiger, it snorted coldly, looked at me and said. "

AMTD interrupted the other party and asked: "Become bigger than a tiger? Is it this big? Or is it this big?"

"It's so big," Ji Gang gestured, and said, "Don't interrupt, listen to me."

"It looked at me condescendingly at the time, and yelled at me: "You use your masturbating hand to rub me all day long, and the hair on my old lady's body is almost bald, don't you have a B number in your heart? ""

After Ji Gang finished speaking, AMTD looked at his right hand that was being grabbed, and pulled it out silently, smiled awkwardly and politely, and said: "It's okay, you continue, you continue to talk .”

"Can you imagine a cat with human intelligence? It ordered a delivery on Meituan Waimai with my mobile phone in front of me.

Good guy, ten old bowls of fish are still in front of me, eating the fish swaggeringly.

Spend my money, eat my fish, and even beat me up, are you angry or arrogant?"

"It's a little too much," AMTD nodded approvingly, and then asked doubtfully, "There are delivery riders in this weather?"

"What do you know, takeaway knights are the most mysterious group of people in the world, they can play games, sing, repair cars, and they can do anything," Ji Gang said emotionally after he finished speaking : "These are not the key points, okay?

The point is, that guy took my bank card in front of me and forced me to tell me the password of the bank card. "

"So, you said it?" AMTD asked.

"Of course I don't. Since ancient times, no one has died in life. If you die sooner or later, you must die. I'm afraid of a ball." Ji Gang replied in a particularly vigorous manner, and then his tone suddenly weakened, and he said: "Then I became like this , It was beaten so badly that it almost didn't use the ancient torture methods, but in the end I recruited it, you know, that was not my intention."

Ji Gang was crying with snot and tears, and he didn't know where the strength came from. He grabbed AMTD's hand and refused to let go, "Brother Shang, tell me how I live this day, I save all the money. I saved all my life by frugality, and now all of them are gone.”

AMTD was a little embarrassed, and didn't know how to comfort the other party. The main reason was that a big man was crying with tears streaming down his face. He felt a little QAQ inexplicably.

"How about we talk about the excavator?" AMTD remembered the purpose of his trip and tried to divert the topic away.

"What excavator?" Ji Gang raised his head and asked.

"It's like this. The land of my house has been abandoned for too long. I want you to help drive the excavator to turn over the soil in the field. I will give you more than one mu of land when the time comes," AMTD explained.

"Look at me, I don't have the energy to drive." Ji Gang shook his head listlessly, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he asked tentatively, "Do you want me to sell you my excavator for a cheaper price? fold."

"What is the use of this thing?" AMTD asked inexplicably.

"Why is it useless? Let me tell you, we only have this excavator in our village. In the future, anyone who wants to dig the ground will have to find you. The business opportunities are endless." Ji Gang suddenly regained his energy and explained with joy: "Think about it, when the wheat is harvested in summer, you can change the gears on the back of the excavator and modify it to become a wheat harvester. How nice it is."

Listening to the other party's description, AMTD was inexplicably moved, and asked, "How much do you plan to sell?"

"I bought this excavator back then for 15 yuan. Considering the relationship between us, I sold it to you for [-] yuan. How interesting is that?" Ji Gang looked at AMTD, as if you had taken advantage of it appearance.

"Forget it, the price is too expensive, I'd better find someone else," AMTD shook his head, ready to get up and leave.

"Come back," Ji Gang yelled, and said anxiously: "You pay back the price, how can you do business like this, and leave without bargaining if you disagree."

"Ten thousand?" AMTD asked tentatively.

"make a deal."

……

AMTD looked at the excavator whose surname was "Shang" from today onwards, and looked at Ji Gang next to him who was excited. He didn't know whether he was losing or gaining the 1 yuan.

"What are you going to do in the future?" AMTD looked at Ji Gang and asked.

The other party's money was robbed by that cat, and the future is dark!

(End of this chapter)