my son is the king

Chapter 22 Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
From "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" to "Little Apple", this is a small step for the Divine Comedy, but a big step for the square dance.

Before announcing something, the loudspeaker of the village committee will play a song to attract the attention of the villagers.

AMTD put on his clothes and was washing at the moment.

A classic old song from a long time ago is playing from the loudspeaker at the entrance of the village.

Liu Tianwang's "Ice Rain"!
"The cold icy rain patted your face indiscriminately, you are like an executioner who betrayed me!"

AMTD patted its face with cold water, and sometimes felt deeply moved when it heard these old songs.

AMTD has always held a pessimistic attitude towards the development of Chinese music, especially the new batch of Internet celebrity singers that have emerged in recent years, and AMTD does not like it very much.

I still remember that when he was young, the Internet celebrities of that era all became famous by their own strength.

Wang Qiang's "Autumn Doesn't Come Back", the phrase "Let the autumn wind take away my thoughts and tears", was blown all over the country and became popular all over the country.

The vowed song "Pray for Buddha", "I have been begging Buddha for thousands of years," also caused a storm of popular love songs.

Look at those songs that are popular now, "Let's learn to meow together, meow meow together."

"You said your mouth toot, toot toot, toot toot..."

AMTD can only sigh with emotion that he is old, and this era no longer belongs to him, a post-[-]s generation.

When a song was played, the village secretary on the loudspeaker side also started to speak.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Villagers of Qingshan Village, please pay attention, villagers of Qingshan Village, please pay attention.

All the villagers are asked to gather at the wheat field at the east end of the village at ten o'clock in the morning. Everyone must go, and those with old people and children at home must also bring them.

Bring your family with you, please remember to bring your family with you, and gather at the wheat field at the east end of the village at ten o'clock in the morning. "

After the loudspeaker finished shouting, AMTD was a little confused. He looked at the time, and it was now 09:30.

He didn't know what was going on in the village, so he decided to make a meal as soon as possible. After the father and son finished eating, they went to the wheat field to gather.

To put it bluntly, the wheat field is actually a very flat open space. When the farming is busy, the villagers will pour the harvested wheat on the wheat field, then dry it in the sun, and put it in bags for storage.

When AMTD came to Maichang, it was already densely packed with people.

It's really dragging the family. Many old people can't walk anymore, so they are put into the rack car and pulled over.

There are many children playing around.

"Son, I see those kids are playing house, so you go over there too," AMTD said to Shang Xiaoman, "Make more friends."

"Boring," Shang Xiaoman shook his head speechlessly, looking at the children with snot and crotch pants.

"Are you a little autistic?" AMTD said worriedly, "You didn't watch Pleasant Goat cartoons for you last time, and you didn't want to buy those toys for you. Now you don't play with children of the same age. Dad, I'm very worried!"

Shang Xiaoman looked at AMTD and murmured in his heart: "You let a great emperor who has lived for 3000 years watch Pleasant Goat, play with those plastic toys, and play house. You are really a werewolf."

……

At this time, the village secretary and the village head had not yet arrived, and the two old people next to AMTD suddenly started bickering.

"Old man Wu, I haven't seen you for a few years. I thought you had already left. Is the incontinence from diabetes getting better in the past few years?" An old man in a blue Chinese tunic, lying in a trolley, joked with a smile.

Sitting next to him in a simple wheelchair, an old man holding an old cigarette pot in his hand replied angrily: "Thanks to you, not only have you been unable to urinate all the time these past few years, but now sometimes you want to urinate, and it takes half an hour." Can't pee."

"Did your diabetes turn into urinary stones?" The old man next to him laughed.

"Take care of yourself. You have suffered from cerebral hemorrhage in recent years. Sometimes you are conscious and sometimes in a trance," the old man in the wheelchair also countered.

AMTD looked at the two old people who were bickering at the scene, and he could not remember their real names.

I only remember that the surname of the old man lying in the shelf car was Yue, and the surname of the old man in the wheelchair was Wu.

The two have liked tit-for-tat since they were young, and they still like to bicker so much now that they have half a foot in the coffin.

As for the cause of the fight, AMTD heard that the old man Yue used to plant several acres of watermelon in the field when he was young. Sack of watermelon.

Then the two began to quarrel frequently. As for whether old man Wu had ever stolen a watermelon, it was too long ago to know.

……

"Old man Wu, don't bully me too much. If I had a bad temper when I was young, I would have given you two big mouths." The two seemed to be quarreling, and the old man Yue said angrily.

"Come on, if I take half a step back, I'll be your grandson," Old Man Wu said not to be outdone, "It's a pity that your two legs will only lie on the bed for the rest of your life, unable to move."

"You, you deceive people too much," the old man Yue roared, and then saw his right hand slapping the carriage, and a pale black light radiated from the surface of his whole body.

A portal suddenly appeared in front of him, and then a deafening beast roar was heard.

The portal was opened, and a giant black wolf galloped out of it.

This giant wolf is more than two meters tall, with uniform jet black hair, two shiny green eyes, wide open mouth, and a pair of fangs glowing coldly in the sun.

With the appearance of this giant wolf, the villagers in the field were in a mess.

The villagers screamed in panic one after another, "What is this, why does it look like a wolf?"

"Why do we have wolves here? Let's split up and take care of our children."

Looking at the panicked villagers, the giant wolf did not overreact. Instead, it lay very docilely in front of old man Yue, rubbing its head against his clothes affectionately.

"What the hell is this?" AMTD pulled Shang Xiaoman behind him, and looked over with a probing technique.

"An awakener with awakening summoning abilities."

"A blue-eyed magic wolf with three layers of alien beasts."

"Old man Wu, if you apologize to me now, I can let the past go." Old man Yue proudly stroked the head of the blue-eyed magic wolf, and said, "Otherwise, you can try, can your broken wheelchair outrun my Xiaoqing?" .”

"What's there to be proud of, old man Yue, I will obey everyone in my life, but I won't obey you," old man Wu curled his lips and said indifferently.

Then I saw that a dark yellow light began to condense on Old Man Wu's body, and the surrounding spiritual energy surged, the place covered by this light.

The surface of Old Man Wu's body was covered by layers of armor. From feet to legs to waist, the armor started to stop when it covered his neck.

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