Big guy is always cool

Chapter 589
It will be very happy if you skin it once, but if you skin tens of thousands, it will be a bit deadly.

The monkey is the only spiritual stone monkey in the world. It can change, knows the time of the sky, and is also a person with a clear mind.He knows when to shoot and when to stop.

After playing tricks on the other party and venting the anger in his chest, he has to accept it as soon as he sees it, otherwise it will be too late.

Directly forcing the other party to become angry and fight, that is not what the monkey wants.What he wants is that you know that I am teasing you, but you can't find a chance to vent your anger. The feeling of being suffocated in your heart makes the monkey relieve its anger.When you are about to make a move, I will start the attack first, so that you can continue to be depressed, and I can't see how angry you are to death.

Therefore, when the Taoist temple appeared for the seventh time and saw two Taoist boys standing in front of the temple gate, the monkey did not pull the dragon horse away, but asked the other side one step ahead: "Wu that boy, where are you?" Where is it, and who are you?"

Mingyue stared blankly at Qingfeng.

Although he didn't ask, but judging by the shape of his mouth, it was still the same sentence: "What should we do now?"

The monkey didn't run away this time, should we beat him up like we said before?
Qingfeng could hear himself grinding his teeth.

Dead Monkey is too cunning, he probably knows that he will be beaten this time, so he doesn't run away.

You said why are you such a thief? If you don't run away, what reason should I use to make a move? If I don't make a move, how can I beat you to vent my anger!

My magic weapon is ready, and the formation is also arranged properly, so you just give me this?
At other times, Qingfeng would call on Mingyue to attack directly.

Don't care what kind of monkey you are, dare to be so skinny in front of the Taoist master, let's beat you first to loosen your muscles and bones, anyway, I am the apprentice of Zhen Yuanzi Daxian, so what if I beat you.

But not now.

The monkey is the God-ordained Dharma protector who travels westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, and is on the way to escort the Buddhist monks to the west, and belongs to the protagonist in this catastrophe.For the sake of the heavenly virtues in the catastrophe, even Zhen Yuanzi, the Great Immortal, had to plan his life well. If he ruined the matter of the Great Immortal, even if he didn't die, he would have to peel off his skin.

Hold on, you must hold on to the breeze, keep the clouds calm and the wind light, and don't be monk-like.

Therefore, Qingfeng responded in a light tone: "This place is Longevity Mountain. The name of the temple is Wuzhuang Temple. Those two people outside the temple, where did you come from and where are you going?"

The monkey laughed: "We are monks who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and were ordered by the king of the Tang Dynasty to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures."

Glancing at them squinting, Qingfeng replied in a light tone again: "It turned out to be two monks."

"It's the monk." The monkey said with a change of tone, "You are a Taoist temple, belonging to the Taiyi Taoist sect. We monks are afraid of disturbing the Taoist priests' cultivation in the temple, so we will leave."

Saying so, the monkey pulled the rein of the dragon horse and turned to leave.

Dead monkey, you come again!
Qingfeng's face twitched, no matter how calm he was, he would have to break his skills when he met a monkey like this.In order to prevent the monkey from running away, he had no choice but to stretch out Erkang's hand reluctantly, flaring his nostrils, took a deep breath, and exhaled loudly: "Monk, monk..."

Fortunately, Mingyue is more powerful at this time. He no longer fulfills the essence of the repeater, but continues after Qingfeng's words: "Masters, it's getting late and it's inconvenient to travel in the mountains. Why don't you go inside and rest for the night."

The monkey stopped immediately, and said in a remonstrance: "Xiao Xiantong is also right, so please stop bothering me."

Touching the magic weapon in his sleeve that was about to be thrown out, Qingfeng's face changed several times, but he didn't throw it at the monkey after all.

The most urgent task is to keep the man first, and complete the task assigned by the Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, and it will not be too late to trouble him after the monkey enters Wuzhuang Temple.

Just as he was thinking, he saw the monkey standing still in front of the gate.

"It's the one you asked to keep, not my old grandson. We have to talk about it first."

Not only are you not grateful for the place we gave you, but you also act like we are begging you. Listen, is this what people say?

Well, Qingfeng admitted that it was indeed not human speaking, because it was a monkey who spoke.

Then again, it seems that we really have to ask him, after all, if we want to obtain a share of the merits of heaven in the great catastrophe of going west, we can't do it without the participation of Buddhist scriptures.

Thinking about it this way, Qingfeng suddenly felt so angry that he exploded on the spot.

After saying this, the monkey chuckled, looked back at the stele in front of the Guanmen, and silently recited the words "Longevity Mountain Blessed Land, Wuzhuang Guandongtian" engraved on it, and then ignored the two Taoist boys. In response, he led the dragon horse into the temple.

Qingfeng winked at Mingyue.

You see, let me just say, if you enter the Longevity Hill, can you not worship my Wuzhuang Temple?
After entering the Guanmen, one man, one horse and one monkey stood still, and then the monkey said to the two Taoist boys following behind: "When I came in, I saw a couplet posted on your Taoist gate, saying: 'Longevity. Immortal Mansion of Immortality, Taoist family with the same longevity as the sky', what a big tone. When the old grandson made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace 500 years ago, he had never seen such words at the head of the old gentleman's gate. Your Taoist view is used to scaring Human."

You mean we're blowing our socks off?
Qingfeng glared at the monkey.

How do you talk about the dead monkey? You are here to stay, not to provoke troubles. If Zhenyuanzi Daxian hadn't ordered you, I would blow your monkey head off right now.

Mingyue hurried two steps forward, walked to the front, and led the way for everyone without saying a word.After a while, the monkey and his party were led to the main hall.He pushed open the bright and dark carved latticework at the top and invited the monkeys to enter.

I saw the word "Heaven and Earth" in multicolored decorations hanging in the middle of the wall, and there was a vermilion carved lacquer incense table with a pair of gold furnace bottles on it, and convenient incense sticks beside the furnace.

The monkey didn't go to offer incense when he saw it, but said again: "Why don't you make offerings to the Sanqing, the Four Emperors, and the gods of Luotian, and only serve the two characters of heaven and earth as incense?"

Now I have scratched Qingfeng's itch, there is no difference between having a good teacher and not bragging, and Jinyi Yexing.Just like those high schools in ordinary cities, if someone is admitted to Qingbei No. [-] University, they don’t pull up a banner and publicize it. They are worthy of the painstaking efforts of the school leaders and the teacher in charge. Floating like a ghost outside the window, bringing death stares to a large number of students?

That can't be.

How do you get promoted and raise your salary without letting others know your superiority?
Clearing his throat, Qingfeng replied in a calm tone: "Sanqing is a friend of the teacher, Sidi is an old friend of the teacher, Lord Jiuyaoxing is a junior of the teacher, and Twelve Yuanchen is the guest of the teacher."

Look, my master Niu Bi.

Have you been intimidated?

Do you dare to be skinny again?
"If it wasn't for the teacher being invited by Yuanshi Tianzun to the Shangqing Tian Miluo Palace to listen to Hunyuan Daoguo, I can let you pay a visit."

The monkey laughed when he heard this: "So, your lord is not at home now, right?"

Qingfeng didn't know if the monkey was frightened by the fact that he reported the teacher's bull ratio, but he was frightened by the monkey.Because he saw the monkey took out a stick that was thick and hard, and it would grow longer.

(End of this chapter)