mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 1005 Lost Voice Game
Following the "correct seduction of the leaders", Song Ke made surprising remarks frequently.

For example: "The train runs fast, it all depends on the headband. When the front of the train derails, the rear of the train also splits. As a person who almost derailed others..."

Another example: "Cheating does not only refer to the body, spiritual cheating is sometimes even more terrifying..."

Under the stage, all the participants present were stunned.

Why are these three sentences inseparable from derailment?
Although combined with the background of Song Keren's unjust injustice, it seems that it can barely be said.

But even if it's the past, can't you say something else?

For example, "After the storm, we will finally see a gorgeous rainbow", "Black and white can never be reversed, and the clear will always clear itself" and so on.

All in all, there are too many topics to choose from, even if it is a whole piece of sensational speech, it is better than opening and closing your mouth to "derail".

The speech was not long and came to an end soon.

All the participants in the audience breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally coming to an end.

As a result, at this moment, only Song Keren said: "Here, I wish all the leaders a good relationship for a hundred years and grow old forever."

After speaking, he bowed deeply and stepped off the podium.

The phrase "a good marriage for a hundred years, and grow old forever" directly confused everyone, with both hands in front of them, applauding or not applauding, it was a mess of embarrassment.

In the end, the top leader at the scene stood up to smooth things over and said: "Possibly Song Bureau's mood swings have been fluctuating recently, and mistakes in speech are inevitable, which is also understandable.

Let's tidy up, let's end the meeting. "

Not long after walking out of the conference room, Shi Jiaxin found Song Keren, scolded Song Keren, and said, "What do you think, you actually wrote the speech as a letter of repentance?"

"What letter of repentance?" Song Keren asked because he didn't understand.

"I've heard it all. When you spoke at the meeting, you first said "under the correct seduction of the leader", and then continued to burst out ridiculous remarks.

In the end, he even wished the leader "a good relationship for a hundred years, and grow old forever." Did you take the wrong medicine or something? "

"Did I say that?" Song Keren's eyes widened, and he took out the speech script from his bag. After reading the words clearly, he felt dizzy for a while.

This...that's not what I wrote last night.

However, it was indeed written by her herself, it was just because there were too many distracting thoughts in her mind when writing the speech, and she would deviate from the topic in a few sentences, and the deviation was outrageous.

Although it can be brought into the theme in the end, the whole still gives people a nondescript feeling.

"My God!" Song Keren covered his face, wanting to collapse.

Shi Jiaxin said with concern: "Karen, what's wrong with you?"

She didn't think that Song Keren's speech was dropped, because even if it was dropped, one should always be aware of something wrong when reading the manuscript.

But Song Keren didn't realize it, and there was only one possibility to read out the entire speech that could be called "not shocking and endless".

That is, her thoughts were very confused, and most of her thoughts were elsewhere, so that she didn't know that she had such a big oolong.

After a long time, Song Keren sighed, shook his head and said, "It's nothing, maybe I'm too happy, so I'm a little incoherent."

Shi Jiaxin frowned. As a long-time friend, she knew that the other party was covering up.

Knowing this, she chose not to ask further questions.

……

Jin Yue Yuan, in the yard of the villa.

Xiao Feng looked at the little girl who delivered food to Xiao Xiangzhu as usual, and asked, "Did the egg hatch?"

"No." The little girl clapped her little hands, said with a sad face, "Brother Xiao Feng, when will you be tall.

Little Xiangzhu couldn't hatch cubs all the time, so I had to stay at home and watch it all the time, which was too boring. "

As he spoke, he blinked his eyes and said, "Brother Xiao Feng, do you have anything fun for us to play together?"

Xiao Feng pondered for a while, and replied: "Don't tell me, there really is one."

"Say it, tell it!" The little girl looked very interested.

"The two of us can play a game called "Lost Voice"." Xiao Feng said with a smile.

In the end, before she could say the rules of the game, the little girl frowned and said, "Teacher-student game?
Isn't this just playing house?

One person plays the student and one person plays the teacher.

However, you can also try, I haven't played Jiajia for many years. "

Xiao Feng said unhappily: "What's the mess, listen to me first."

"Yeah, brother Xiao Feng, tell me."

"The lost voice game I'm talking about is the lost voice, not the teacher and student you understand.

The rules are very simple, that is, from the moment the game is announced, neither of us is allowed to speak, and whoever speaks first will be punished.

how about it?
Isn't it interesting? "

The little girl said angrily: "Brother Xiao Feng, if you think I'm annoying, just say so, there's no need to beat around the bush like this."

"Just say whether you dare to play or not?" Xiao Feng said without answering.

"Dare!" The little girl was really tricked, and answered without thinking.

However, she is not a fool. After agreeing, she immediately asked, "Tell me about the punishment first?"

Xiao Feng rubbed his chin, and couldn't think of any suitable punishment for a while.

The purpose of the game he proposed was to let the little girl stop chattering in his ears, so as to create a quiet environment and study some serious things.

Although half of the success is now, the remaining half cannot be taken lightly.

Due to her personality, for the little girl, the punishment is too light, and she will continue to offend if she is not guaranteed, but if the punishment is too heavy, it will easily cause adverse effects.

The middle degree must be grasped well.

"Do you have any good punishment plan?" Xiao Feng asked.

The little girl chuckled: "I've thought about it a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for you to say this.

My punishment plan is that anyone who commits a foul will be punished by being kissed.

Take me for example, if I take the initiative to speak up and break the rules, brother Xiao Feng, you can kiss me on the face, I promise you will be happy... oh no, I promise you will cry like a tearful person. "

"..." Xiao Feng.

This girl really shouldn't be allowed to talk.

After being speechless for a long time, Xiao Feng said: "How about this, if anyone violates the rules, they will do fifty push-ups.

For the second foul, the penalty is doubled to one hundred.

Third foul, two hundred.

Fourth foul, four hundred.

Then, and so on. "

"Isn't it too cruel?" The little girl said unhappily, "The punishment is too heavy, I don't agree!"

Xiao Feng frowned, and said in another way: "Then change it to face the wall, start for half an hour, and then double the punishment for each foul.

If you think standing facing the wall is too tiring, you can move a stool and sit facing the wall. "

"It's still too heavy, the standard has to be lowered." The little girl still shook her head.

Xiao Feng said angrily: "The punishment is too light, so it has no warning effect.

Forget it, if you don't dare to play, just say it, it doesn't matter. "

"Who, who doesn't dare?" The little girl said unconvinced: "Just do as you say, from now on, neither of us will talk!"

(End of this chapter)