mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 1125 I like to scold myself
Chapter 1125 I like to scold myself
"boom!"
"Crack!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
In less than 5 minutes, Qi Guanghyuk, who was only wearing a vest and trousers, fell to the ground.
A streak of dark green liquid flowed down from the lower part of its body along the thigh.
At the same time, a stench pervades Qi Guanghyuk's surroundings. This situation is obviously the back door... incontinence.
This scene surprised countless people.
I've heard people say "I'll give you a shit" before, but that's just a colloquial phrase.
Who would have thought that this colloquial phrase would actually be realized by someone...
Glancing at Qi Guanghe who was lying on the ground, Xiao Feng snorted coldly: "Be obedient earlier, you don't have to suffer from flesh and blood, and I don't need to expend so much effort."
After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Zhuo Fang and the others, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Are you coming by yourself, or shall I help you?"
Seven or eight people looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them felt the middle and lower parts of their bodies... a little tight.
"When you peed before, didn't you pee pretty well?" Xiao Feng pretended to be puzzled and said, "Why does it seem so embarrassing now?
Kidney failed?
If the kidneys are not good, the intestinal tract will always be fine, right? "
Ji Yong just stared at Xiao Feng, and said viciously: "So, you will definitely not let us go?"
"Pfft!"
Xiao Feng couldn't help laughing out loud: "They are all adults, and they bear all the consequences for their actions. Haven't you understood such a simple truth?"
Ji Yonggang nodded slowly: "In that case..."
After a pause, he suddenly raised the volume and shouted loudly: "Let's go together!"
After yelling, Ji Yonggang took the lead and rushed towards Xiao Feng, and the people behind also mustered up their courage and rushed up together.
Xiao Feng didn't mess up at all, and his eyes looked quite disdainful, so he just stood there and opened up the tricks.
For a moment, the screams and fighting sounded together, as if people were in a purgatory on earth.
Of course, the sound of fighting only existed for less than 2 minutes, and the rest was only screams.
Xiang Ju was about to go crazy, and hurriedly started using the walkie-talkie again, urging people to come over for support.
However, the first two calls had responses, but this time there was no response at all.
At this time, Xiang Ju realized that something was wrong.
Such a mess here will definitely attract the attention of the patrol team, and after such a long time, the reinforcements should have climbed even if they climbed.
But why is no one here now?
Shouldn't it be...
Xiang Ju stopped his wild thoughts and quickly ran out of the tent to check what happened.
And Xiao Feng, who finished cleaning up Qi Guanghe and others, also felt abnormal at this time.
According to his original estimation, no matter how slow the reinforcements are, they should arrive at the latest after he finished beating Qi Guanghe, but no one has come yet.
Did something happen?
Putting this matter aside for now, Xiao Feng turned his head to look at Pei Dengke, patted his shoulder and said: "You are fine, you are willing to tell the truth, not bad!"
Pei Dengke smiled awkwardly but politely, held his breath, and went to help Qi Guanghe.
In fact, it was Xiao Feng's instruction that he stood up to help Qi Guanghe sell his teammates.
The purpose is not to impress Qi Guanghe, but to confirm who is involved in this matter.
As for Qi Guanghe who was so moved that he regarded Pei Dengke as a brother closer than his own brother in his heart, it was purely unintentional.
Xiao Feng looked at the fallen people around him, pinched his nose, and said with disgust on his face: "How old are you, and you still shit and pee in your crotch, your quality is really low enough."
"..." There was a deathly silence in the tent.
Everyone looked at Xiao Feng with a kind of shock in their eyes!
Why do people shit and pee in the crotch, you don't have any idea?
However, I only dare to say this in my heart, and I would never dare to say it out of my mouth.
If just because of this sentence, I was labeled as "low-quality", then it would be too unworthy.
"How long has it been? Everyone has fainted. Why hasn't the doctor come yet?" The person who was closer to Zhou Zhengdong couldn't help frowning and asked.
At this moment, Shang Shanhu, who had been silent all this time, walked up to Xiao Feng, and said, "Ninth brother, it's about the same if you ask me, these people have no quality to this level, you don't need to compete with them.
You have been with these people endlessly, doesn't it seem that you are also very unqualified? "
Xiao Feng nodded: "You can't say that there is no reason at all.
I'm going out for a walk, you should go to sleep. "
After speaking, he went straight to the outside of the tent.
Lie back to sleep, obviously impossible.
It happened that Xiao Feng was very curious now, what happened, so that all the personnel who should have appeared to control the field and rescue people had not arrived, so he simply went out to see the situation.
Tie Wa followed straight away, while Hui Er and the others hesitated a little, and followed out as well.
then……
Without exception, everyone was stunned!
Outside the tent, a group of heavily armed teams lined up, all standing upright.
Not far away, a team of medical staff wearing white coats, holding medical kits and folding stretchers also stood in a row, and it seemed that they had been standing outside the door for a while.
Half a minute later, an old man with gray hair in a brown coat came out from the middle of the two lines.
The old man looks to be in his 70s, with a pipe in his hand, his white hair is neatly combed, his steps are steady, and he looks very energetic.
And with the appearance of the old man, Hui Er and the others behind Xiao Feng, except Tie Wa, all started to exchange glances with each other...
"Have you lost your anger?" The old man looked at Xiao Feng and showed a kind smile.
Xiao Feng looked him up and down, and asked suspiciously in his eyes: "You are?"
"If you want to know who I am, then follow me." The old man said cheerfully.
After speaking, turn around and leave.
Xiao Feng hesitated a little, told Tie Wa and others to stay where they were, and followed them.
The old man walked not too fast, but Xiao Feng followed his footsteps effortlessly.
After walking like this for 2 minutes, the old man said slowly, "My name is Ma Yuliang. Ma is the horse of the black sheep; Yu is the remnant of the scum; Liang is the beam of the clown."
"..." Xiao Feng.
It was the first time he had heard this way of introducing himself.
And, and most importantly, black sheep, remnants, and clowns, none of these three are good words!
Could it be that this old man has some special habit and likes to scold himself?
After pondering for a while, Xiao Feng suddenly smiled and said: "After listening to your explanation, just mentioning this name alone, you can be considered as bad as hell."
"In the early years, some people commented on me like that." Ma Yuliang said with a smile: "And the person who made the same comment as you, you should also know him."
"Oh?" Xiao Feng asked curiously, "Who is it?"
"He's a monk, what's his dharma name... Oh yes, his name is Hongming."
(End of this chapter)
"boom!"
"Crack!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
In less than 5 minutes, Qi Guanghyuk, who was only wearing a vest and trousers, fell to the ground.
A streak of dark green liquid flowed down from the lower part of its body along the thigh.
At the same time, a stench pervades Qi Guanghyuk's surroundings. This situation is obviously the back door... incontinence.
This scene surprised countless people.
I've heard people say "I'll give you a shit" before, but that's just a colloquial phrase.
Who would have thought that this colloquial phrase would actually be realized by someone...
Glancing at Qi Guanghe who was lying on the ground, Xiao Feng snorted coldly: "Be obedient earlier, you don't have to suffer from flesh and blood, and I don't need to expend so much effort."
After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Zhuo Fang and the others, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Are you coming by yourself, or shall I help you?"
Seven or eight people looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them felt the middle and lower parts of their bodies... a little tight.
"When you peed before, didn't you pee pretty well?" Xiao Feng pretended to be puzzled and said, "Why does it seem so embarrassing now?
Kidney failed?
If the kidneys are not good, the intestinal tract will always be fine, right? "
Ji Yong just stared at Xiao Feng, and said viciously: "So, you will definitely not let us go?"
"Pfft!"
Xiao Feng couldn't help laughing out loud: "They are all adults, and they bear all the consequences for their actions. Haven't you understood such a simple truth?"
Ji Yonggang nodded slowly: "In that case..."
After a pause, he suddenly raised the volume and shouted loudly: "Let's go together!"
After yelling, Ji Yonggang took the lead and rushed towards Xiao Feng, and the people behind also mustered up their courage and rushed up together.
Xiao Feng didn't mess up at all, and his eyes looked quite disdainful, so he just stood there and opened up the tricks.
For a moment, the screams and fighting sounded together, as if people were in a purgatory on earth.
Of course, the sound of fighting only existed for less than 2 minutes, and the rest was only screams.
Xiang Ju was about to go crazy, and hurriedly started using the walkie-talkie again, urging people to come over for support.
However, the first two calls had responses, but this time there was no response at all.
At this time, Xiang Ju realized that something was wrong.
Such a mess here will definitely attract the attention of the patrol team, and after such a long time, the reinforcements should have climbed even if they climbed.
But why is no one here now?
Shouldn't it be...
Xiang Ju stopped his wild thoughts and quickly ran out of the tent to check what happened.
And Xiao Feng, who finished cleaning up Qi Guanghe and others, also felt abnormal at this time.
According to his original estimation, no matter how slow the reinforcements are, they should arrive at the latest after he finished beating Qi Guanghe, but no one has come yet.
Did something happen?
Putting this matter aside for now, Xiao Feng turned his head to look at Pei Dengke, patted his shoulder and said: "You are fine, you are willing to tell the truth, not bad!"
Pei Dengke smiled awkwardly but politely, held his breath, and went to help Qi Guanghe.
In fact, it was Xiao Feng's instruction that he stood up to help Qi Guanghe sell his teammates.
The purpose is not to impress Qi Guanghe, but to confirm who is involved in this matter.
As for Qi Guanghe who was so moved that he regarded Pei Dengke as a brother closer than his own brother in his heart, it was purely unintentional.
Xiao Feng looked at the fallen people around him, pinched his nose, and said with disgust on his face: "How old are you, and you still shit and pee in your crotch, your quality is really low enough."
"..." There was a deathly silence in the tent.
Everyone looked at Xiao Feng with a kind of shock in their eyes!
Why do people shit and pee in the crotch, you don't have any idea?
However, I only dare to say this in my heart, and I would never dare to say it out of my mouth.
If just because of this sentence, I was labeled as "low-quality", then it would be too unworthy.
"How long has it been? Everyone has fainted. Why hasn't the doctor come yet?" The person who was closer to Zhou Zhengdong couldn't help frowning and asked.
At this moment, Shang Shanhu, who had been silent all this time, walked up to Xiao Feng, and said, "Ninth brother, it's about the same if you ask me, these people have no quality to this level, you don't need to compete with them.
You have been with these people endlessly, doesn't it seem that you are also very unqualified? "
Xiao Feng nodded: "You can't say that there is no reason at all.
I'm going out for a walk, you should go to sleep. "
After speaking, he went straight to the outside of the tent.
Lie back to sleep, obviously impossible.
It happened that Xiao Feng was very curious now, what happened, so that all the personnel who should have appeared to control the field and rescue people had not arrived, so he simply went out to see the situation.
Tie Wa followed straight away, while Hui Er and the others hesitated a little, and followed out as well.
then……
Without exception, everyone was stunned!
Outside the tent, a group of heavily armed teams lined up, all standing upright.
Not far away, a team of medical staff wearing white coats, holding medical kits and folding stretchers also stood in a row, and it seemed that they had been standing outside the door for a while.
Half a minute later, an old man with gray hair in a brown coat came out from the middle of the two lines.
The old man looks to be in his 70s, with a pipe in his hand, his white hair is neatly combed, his steps are steady, and he looks very energetic.
And with the appearance of the old man, Hui Er and the others behind Xiao Feng, except Tie Wa, all started to exchange glances with each other...
"Have you lost your anger?" The old man looked at Xiao Feng and showed a kind smile.
Xiao Feng looked him up and down, and asked suspiciously in his eyes: "You are?"
"If you want to know who I am, then follow me." The old man said cheerfully.
After speaking, turn around and leave.
Xiao Feng hesitated a little, told Tie Wa and others to stay where they were, and followed them.
The old man walked not too fast, but Xiao Feng followed his footsteps effortlessly.
After walking like this for 2 minutes, the old man said slowly, "My name is Ma Yuliang. Ma is the horse of the black sheep; Yu is the remnant of the scum; Liang is the beam of the clown."
"..." Xiao Feng.
It was the first time he had heard this way of introducing himself.
And, and most importantly, black sheep, remnants, and clowns, none of these three are good words!
Could it be that this old man has some special habit and likes to scold himself?
After pondering for a while, Xiao Feng suddenly smiled and said: "After listening to your explanation, just mentioning this name alone, you can be considered as bad as hell."
"In the early years, some people commented on me like that." Ma Yuliang said with a smile: "And the person who made the same comment as you, you should also know him."
"Oh?" Xiao Feng asked curiously, "Who is it?"
"He's a monk, what's his dharma name... Oh yes, his name is Hongming."
(End of this chapter)
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