mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 1191 Didn't drink at all
Chapter 1191 Didn't drink at all
"Take the knife away, it's too cold!" Xiao Feng said angrily.
Lin Bingqiao sneered: "Take it away if you say so, you think..."
Having said this, I can't say any more.
Because she has already discovered that Xiao Feng's tone is not right.
Originally, he was weak in the last moment, but he was full of energy in the next moment. The change before and after was really too abrupt.
It's like a dying patient on a hospital bed who suddenly sits up and dances to dance music, can you believe it?
"ah!"
The severe pain from her wrist made Lin Bingqiao wake up from her sluggishness, and at the same time let out a scream.
And the dagger that was originally in her hand has now fallen into Xiao Feng's hands.
I saw Xiao Feng holding the dagger, playing with it in front of his eyes for a while, and then casually threw it on the table.
"boom!"
The dagger pierced the table with a full five centimeters.
Xiao Feng shook his head indifferently: "The workmanship is too poor, neither hard enough nor sharp.
I advise you to spend part of the money you spent on lipstick, facial masks, and cosmetics in exchange for a better weapon. "
"You, why are you okay?!" Lin Bingqiao held her right wrist with her left hand, looking in disbelief.
"Isn't this problem obvious?" Xiao Feng took it for granted, "You can hide a needle in your hand, which is enough to show that you have a sinister heart.
For people like you, if I don't pay more attention, won't I be played to death? "
"But you obviously drank my wine!"
Xiao Feng sneered and said, "This is even simpler, because I didn't drink at all."
"Didn't drink?" Lin Bingqiao's eyes showed a hint of fear.
She looked at it very seriously before, and Xiao Feng did drink it.
Then there are only two possibilities.
First, I have poor eyesight and was deceived.
Second, the other party has the kung fu similar to the legendary "foot soles to force wine". After drinking it, the wine is forced out of the body at an extremely fast speed.
Of these two possibilities, Lin Bingqiao does not intend to analyze which one is the most likely, because it is meaningless.
However, as everyone knows, the truth is not within the two possibilities she guessed...
In fact, Xiao Feng did drink down the wine, but before drinking, he took two detoxification pills prepared by Sun Shijie.
Of course, even so, he was not sure that the Jiedu Pill would work.
Therefore, since he entered the door, he decided to drink less if he could, and not to drink if he could.
At this moment, Lin Bingqiao frowned as if thinking of something, and said: "You are lying!
If you didn't drink my wine, how can you describe the taste? "
"You mean the six words "soft mouth, thin throat"?" Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, "You don't seem to be a frequent drinker.
To be honest, these six words can basically cover the taste of most wines.
In addition, there is no reason to talk about the taste. If you think it is a good wine, it may be difficult for others to drink it.
The most important thing is that you watched and didn't find any flaws.
What can be explained based on my dictation alone? "
After finishing speaking, Lin Bingqiao's complexion was extremely ugly, red for a while, white for a while, and blue for a while, as if she was performing a face-changing technique.
After a long time, Lin Bingqiao sat down again, and said as if resigned to her fate: "Since this is the case, whether you want to kill or cut, you can do whatever you want."
"It's a pity to kill a beautiful woman like you just like that." Xiao Feng laughed and said, "How about..."
Lin Bingqiao's tender body was shocked, her eyes were both startled and angry, apparently thinking of something indescribable.
However, the more he thought about it, the more flustered he became, and he couldn't help but want to act first, trying to win a chance...
But I heard Xiao Feng say: "Why don't you continue singing the song you didn't finish just now, where did you sing just now?
Then I'll take it, ahem...it's hard to hold hands when you don't have a chance~~~"
"..." Lin Bingqiao.
Suddenly, I felt that the terrible consequences I had just thought of were not so terrible anymore.
……
After leaving the cafe, Xiao Feng saw Pei Dengke hurriedly appearing at the intersection of the street at a glance.
He took out his phone and checked the time, it was exactly half an hour.
"Brother Ba, you really scared me to death, you really stuck to point it out." Pei Dengke couldn't help complaining.
Xiao Feng smiled and said, "Let's go, it's okay."
"Where's that Lin Bingqiao?" Pei Dengke asked.
As soon as the voice fell, the door of the cafe was pushed open.
Lin Bingqiao's eyes were blank, and she pushed the door out like a walking corpse. When she went down the steps, she almost stumbled.
This made Pei Dengke wonder, what exactly were Xiao Feng and this good-looking beauty doing inside?
"Brother Ba, let's go back directly, or find a place to be unrestrained and unrestrained?" Pei Dengke beamed.
Just as Xiao Feng was about to answer, the phone in his pocket rang. He took it out and saw that it was the little girl.
He switched the phone to the other hand before answering.
When Pei Dengke saw Xiao Feng's "changing hands", he stayed away with great insight.
As soon as the phone was connected, the little girl's deliberately emphatic voice came: "Hello! Guess who I am?"
"I have something to say, it's nothing, I'll hang up."
"Don't, don't, don't!" The little girl was beaten back to her original form immediately, and said anxiously: "Brother Xiao Feng, what are you doing now?"
"Just finished eating and getting ready for bed."
"Sleeping with whom?"
"Huh?" Xiao Feng inexplicably laughed: "Who else can I sleep with?"
The little girl pondered for a moment, then coughed twice and said, "My call is actually to tell you something on behalf of Sister Qingyue, Sister Lu Yao, and Xuanxuan who was kicked out of the house by you."
"Let's talk." Xiao Feng said with a smile.
"Don't be too happy when you go out. Perfume is often poisonous, and roses are often thorny. There are a lot of them in your bowl, so don't stare at the pot."
After finishing speaking in one breath, the little girl opened her mouth to confirm again: "What I mean, Brother Xiao Feng, you should understand, right?"
"Hmm... I don't really understand." Xiao Feng smiled playfully.
Of course he understood the meaning of the little girl's words, after all the hints were already so obvious, he must be pretending to be stupid if he didn't understand.
And the little girl seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and immediately said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I will sing a song, and you will understand after listening."
"???" Xiao Feng asked.
Has it become a popular trend to suddenly sing while speaking?
Before he could continue to think about it, the little girl's sweet singing had already been heard...
"Sending you to the outside of the small village, I have something to say, although the flowers are already blooming, lang lee lang lang, lang lee lang...
Wildflowers on the roadside~~~ Don't pick them! "
After singing a section, the little girl confirmed again: "Brother Xiao Feng, do you understand this time?"
"Listen, I understand." Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh.
The line "啷啷啷啷", probably only a little girl can sing the charm, it can be said to inject soul into the whole lyrics.
After getting a satisfactory answer, the little girl smiled and said, "Also, I have to remind you.
Doors and windows must be closed at night, three meals a day must be full, think about home more when you have nothing to do, and avoid attracting bees and butterflies. "
(End of this chapter)
"Take the knife away, it's too cold!" Xiao Feng said angrily.
Lin Bingqiao sneered: "Take it away if you say so, you think..."
Having said this, I can't say any more.
Because she has already discovered that Xiao Feng's tone is not right.
Originally, he was weak in the last moment, but he was full of energy in the next moment. The change before and after was really too abrupt.
It's like a dying patient on a hospital bed who suddenly sits up and dances to dance music, can you believe it?
"ah!"
The severe pain from her wrist made Lin Bingqiao wake up from her sluggishness, and at the same time let out a scream.
And the dagger that was originally in her hand has now fallen into Xiao Feng's hands.
I saw Xiao Feng holding the dagger, playing with it in front of his eyes for a while, and then casually threw it on the table.
"boom!"
The dagger pierced the table with a full five centimeters.
Xiao Feng shook his head indifferently: "The workmanship is too poor, neither hard enough nor sharp.
I advise you to spend part of the money you spent on lipstick, facial masks, and cosmetics in exchange for a better weapon. "
"You, why are you okay?!" Lin Bingqiao held her right wrist with her left hand, looking in disbelief.
"Isn't this problem obvious?" Xiao Feng took it for granted, "You can hide a needle in your hand, which is enough to show that you have a sinister heart.
For people like you, if I don't pay more attention, won't I be played to death? "
"But you obviously drank my wine!"
Xiao Feng sneered and said, "This is even simpler, because I didn't drink at all."
"Didn't drink?" Lin Bingqiao's eyes showed a hint of fear.
She looked at it very seriously before, and Xiao Feng did drink it.
Then there are only two possibilities.
First, I have poor eyesight and was deceived.
Second, the other party has the kung fu similar to the legendary "foot soles to force wine". After drinking it, the wine is forced out of the body at an extremely fast speed.
Of these two possibilities, Lin Bingqiao does not intend to analyze which one is the most likely, because it is meaningless.
However, as everyone knows, the truth is not within the two possibilities she guessed...
In fact, Xiao Feng did drink down the wine, but before drinking, he took two detoxification pills prepared by Sun Shijie.
Of course, even so, he was not sure that the Jiedu Pill would work.
Therefore, since he entered the door, he decided to drink less if he could, and not to drink if he could.
At this moment, Lin Bingqiao frowned as if thinking of something, and said: "You are lying!
If you didn't drink my wine, how can you describe the taste? "
"You mean the six words "soft mouth, thin throat"?" Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, "You don't seem to be a frequent drinker.
To be honest, these six words can basically cover the taste of most wines.
In addition, there is no reason to talk about the taste. If you think it is a good wine, it may be difficult for others to drink it.
The most important thing is that you watched and didn't find any flaws.
What can be explained based on my dictation alone? "
After finishing speaking, Lin Bingqiao's complexion was extremely ugly, red for a while, white for a while, and blue for a while, as if she was performing a face-changing technique.
After a long time, Lin Bingqiao sat down again, and said as if resigned to her fate: "Since this is the case, whether you want to kill or cut, you can do whatever you want."
"It's a pity to kill a beautiful woman like you just like that." Xiao Feng laughed and said, "How about..."
Lin Bingqiao's tender body was shocked, her eyes were both startled and angry, apparently thinking of something indescribable.
However, the more he thought about it, the more flustered he became, and he couldn't help but want to act first, trying to win a chance...
But I heard Xiao Feng say: "Why don't you continue singing the song you didn't finish just now, where did you sing just now?
Then I'll take it, ahem...it's hard to hold hands when you don't have a chance~~~"
"..." Lin Bingqiao.
Suddenly, I felt that the terrible consequences I had just thought of were not so terrible anymore.
……
After leaving the cafe, Xiao Feng saw Pei Dengke hurriedly appearing at the intersection of the street at a glance.
He took out his phone and checked the time, it was exactly half an hour.
"Brother Ba, you really scared me to death, you really stuck to point it out." Pei Dengke couldn't help complaining.
Xiao Feng smiled and said, "Let's go, it's okay."
"Where's that Lin Bingqiao?" Pei Dengke asked.
As soon as the voice fell, the door of the cafe was pushed open.
Lin Bingqiao's eyes were blank, and she pushed the door out like a walking corpse. When she went down the steps, she almost stumbled.
This made Pei Dengke wonder, what exactly were Xiao Feng and this good-looking beauty doing inside?
"Brother Ba, let's go back directly, or find a place to be unrestrained and unrestrained?" Pei Dengke beamed.
Just as Xiao Feng was about to answer, the phone in his pocket rang. He took it out and saw that it was the little girl.
He switched the phone to the other hand before answering.
When Pei Dengke saw Xiao Feng's "changing hands", he stayed away with great insight.
As soon as the phone was connected, the little girl's deliberately emphatic voice came: "Hello! Guess who I am?"
"I have something to say, it's nothing, I'll hang up."
"Don't, don't, don't!" The little girl was beaten back to her original form immediately, and said anxiously: "Brother Xiao Feng, what are you doing now?"
"Just finished eating and getting ready for bed."
"Sleeping with whom?"
"Huh?" Xiao Feng inexplicably laughed: "Who else can I sleep with?"
The little girl pondered for a moment, then coughed twice and said, "My call is actually to tell you something on behalf of Sister Qingyue, Sister Lu Yao, and Xuanxuan who was kicked out of the house by you."
"Let's talk." Xiao Feng said with a smile.
"Don't be too happy when you go out. Perfume is often poisonous, and roses are often thorny. There are a lot of them in your bowl, so don't stare at the pot."
After finishing speaking in one breath, the little girl opened her mouth to confirm again: "What I mean, Brother Xiao Feng, you should understand, right?"
"Hmm... I don't really understand." Xiao Feng smiled playfully.
Of course he understood the meaning of the little girl's words, after all the hints were already so obvious, he must be pretending to be stupid if he didn't understand.
And the little girl seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and immediately said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I will sing a song, and you will understand after listening."
"???" Xiao Feng asked.
Has it become a popular trend to suddenly sing while speaking?
Before he could continue to think about it, the little girl's sweet singing had already been heard...
"Sending you to the outside of the small village, I have something to say, although the flowers are already blooming, lang lee lang lang, lang lee lang...
Wildflowers on the roadside~~~ Don't pick them! "
After singing a section, the little girl confirmed again: "Brother Xiao Feng, do you understand this time?"
"Listen, I understand." Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh.
The line "啷啷啷啷", probably only a little girl can sing the charm, it can be said to inject soul into the whole lyrics.
After getting a satisfactory answer, the little girl smiled and said, "Also, I have to remind you.
Doors and windows must be closed at night, three meals a day must be full, think about home more when you have nothing to do, and avoid attracting bees and butterflies. "
(End of this chapter)
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