mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 1256? An invisible gift
Chapter 1256 An Invisible and Intangible Gift
"Team leader, I'm bringing my friends here, why don't you... restrain yourself a little bit?"
Facing the 83-year-old comrade who was full of tiger and wolf words, Hua Ling said helplessly.
But Ma Yuliang said nonchalantly: "I'm not ashamed at this age, you two young people have nothing to be ashamed of, just admit it, and deny it if it's not.
But then again, I remember that you often gave Xiao Feng the back door in Jiangcheng, why did you change people now? "
"He, he and Xiao Feng actually..."
When Hua Ling was struggling and didn't know what to say, Xiao Feng stepped forward and said: "I was sent by Xiao Feng, and I have prepared a special gift for you this time."
"Oh?" Ma Yuliang asked with interest, "How special is it?"
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "The special thing about this gift is that it cannot be seen or touched.
But for you, it is more useful than what you can see and touch. "
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't be fooled, my old man can't wait!" Ma Yuliang urged.
Xiao Feng put his hand into his pocket, while Hua Ling couldn't help but cast a curious look.
Xiao Feng had never mentioned to her about preparing a special gift for Ma Yuliang before, so she was also very curious as to what kind of special gift it was.
Not long after, Xiao Feng took out a pair of... wireless bluetooth earphones.
"Didn't you say you can't see it?" Ma Yuliang frowned, dissatisfied, "I thought Xiao Feng was a nice guy before, but I didn't expect to lie to my 83-year-old comrade."
Xiao Feng said in a flat tone: "Earphones are not a gift, the sound you hear after wearing the earphones is a gift."
Ma Yuliang looked stunned, if the gift was a voice, it would indeed be invisible and intangible.
However, there are still people who take voice as a gift?
Full of curiosity, Ma Yuliang put on the earphones, while Xiao Feng pressed the play button.
"hiss……"
After listening for less than three seconds, Ma Yuliang gasped, and then shivered all over.
Hua Ling was startled: "This..."
"Don't worry, the fun has just begun." Xiao Feng said with a smile on his face.
The content in the earphones is a new version recorded by Ye Kutuo under Xiao Feng's instruction, but Ma Yuliang's name is not added in it, but all start with "you".
At this moment, Xiao Feng stared at Ma Yuliang closely, observing the other party's reaction.
He had expected before that if Ma Yuliang and Ye Kutuo met together, what kind of sparks would be created.
Although they didn't really meet each other at this moment, through the voice, two people who could not have met in the first place can be regarded as completing a dream linkage!
"Hoo... hiss... hohohohohohoho...comfortable...so comfortable!"
Ma Yuliang closed his eyes and trembled all over, but his expression was full of enjoyment.
Hua Ling and Xiao Feng were speechless at the same time, their foreheads were covered with black lines...
"What did you tell him?" Hua Ling's big eyes were filled with question marks.
Xiao Feng smiled as expected, and explained: "It's nothing, it's similar to what Meng Keer heard before.
You should have noticed that this big group leader likes to hear people scold him, and I just follow what he likes. "
But when Hua Ling sighed, he frowned and said: "Where is there such a cheap person, the group leader is like this, he is actually..."
Speaking of this, Hua Ling's face was tangled, as if he didn't know how to characterize Ma Yuliang's behavior.
Xiao Feng's eyelids twitched. Hearing these words, what kind of inside information does he know?
However, before he could ask, he heard a pop.
I saw Ma Yuliang sitting on the ground, weeping, already looking out of control.
Xiao Feng looked at his pants subconsciously, fortunately, they were not wet...
After a while, Ma Yuliang took off the earphones and put them in front of his eyes, his eyes were affectionate, as if looking at the lover of his dreams.
then……
"MUA! MUA! MUA!"
After a storm of crazy kisses, the Bluetooth headset seemed to have been drenched in the rain, or had just been fished out of the washbasin.
Hua Ling resisted the urge to squeal with laughter, and asked, "Is your earphone still working?"
"It works." The muscles on Xiao Feng's face twitched twice, he gritted his teeth and said, "The earphones are waterproof."
"Oh, can saliva also prevent it?"
"Say one more word, I'll put that pair of earphones in your mouth!"
Hua Ling kept silent for a while, but couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing wildly, her shoulders trembled, and she almost suffered internal injuries.
She could even imagine how ugly Xiao Feng's face would be under his mask.
After a while, Ma Yuliang stood up and looked at Xiao Feng aggressively: "Can you send me the voice I heard just now?"
"Of course no problem!" Xiao Feng readily agreed, "It was originally a gift for you."
"Then this earphone?" Ma Yuliang wiped it off with his sleeve and asked, "Do you still want it?"
Xiao Feng shook his head and said no, just looking at Ma Yuliang's satisfied smile, he wished to punch him!
"Let's go, let's go to my house for tea!" Ma Yuliang led the way first, swinging his arms back and forth, walking out with steps that his relatives would not recognize, and with an air of eagerness to throw bricks at him.
Xiao Feng and Hua Ling looked at each other, smiled helplessly, and followed immediately.
One thing to say, the environment of Ma Yuliang's family is quite good.
The floor and the table were cleaned cleanly, and there were a lot of household appliances that should be there. It didn't look like an old man living alone, and it didn't match his bohemian personality.
"Leader, eat a banana." Hua Ling opened the fruit basket, pulled a banana and handed it over.
Ma Yuliang waved his hands and said, "Bananas are boring, do you have durian?"
Xiao Feng suddenly felt something was wrong, and suspected that the fruit was here with Ma Yuliang, and it was not for eating.
Hua Ling didn't think there was anything wrong. After shaking her head to indicate that there was no durian, she peeled the banana and ate it.
After everyone took their seats, Ma Yuliang shouted in the direction of the bedroom: "There are guests, let's serve tea!"
"Ok?"
Xiao Feng and Hua Ling were stunned at the same time, didn't they mean that Ma Yuliang lived alone?
After a while, the answer was revealed.
A unicycle robot came out of the bedroom, but it didn't speak, and heard a mechanical voice: "I'll be right away, you old bastard!"
Xiao Feng couldn't hold back his joy and said, "It's pretty advanced."
"It's okay, but there are too few functions, and the appearance is not good-looking, so I can only do some simple work." Ma Yuliang replied casually.
After chatting a few more words, the robot came out of the kitchen dragging a tray with teapots and cups on it. After pouring the tea, the robotic voice of the robot sounded again.
"You bastard, what else can you order?"
"It's none of your business, get out!"
"Yes, old bastard!"
After hearing this conversation, Xiao Feng already understood that "the old bastard" should be the robot's name for its master, which is an instruction that can be set at will.
But setting the address in such a unique way is really ridiculous!
(End of this chapter)
"Team leader, I'm bringing my friends here, why don't you... restrain yourself a little bit?"
Facing the 83-year-old comrade who was full of tiger and wolf words, Hua Ling said helplessly.
But Ma Yuliang said nonchalantly: "I'm not ashamed at this age, you two young people have nothing to be ashamed of, just admit it, and deny it if it's not.
But then again, I remember that you often gave Xiao Feng the back door in Jiangcheng, why did you change people now? "
"He, he and Xiao Feng actually..."
When Hua Ling was struggling and didn't know what to say, Xiao Feng stepped forward and said: "I was sent by Xiao Feng, and I have prepared a special gift for you this time."
"Oh?" Ma Yuliang asked with interest, "How special is it?"
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "The special thing about this gift is that it cannot be seen or touched.
But for you, it is more useful than what you can see and touch. "
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't be fooled, my old man can't wait!" Ma Yuliang urged.
Xiao Feng put his hand into his pocket, while Hua Ling couldn't help but cast a curious look.
Xiao Feng had never mentioned to her about preparing a special gift for Ma Yuliang before, so she was also very curious as to what kind of special gift it was.
Not long after, Xiao Feng took out a pair of... wireless bluetooth earphones.
"Didn't you say you can't see it?" Ma Yuliang frowned, dissatisfied, "I thought Xiao Feng was a nice guy before, but I didn't expect to lie to my 83-year-old comrade."
Xiao Feng said in a flat tone: "Earphones are not a gift, the sound you hear after wearing the earphones is a gift."
Ma Yuliang looked stunned, if the gift was a voice, it would indeed be invisible and intangible.
However, there are still people who take voice as a gift?
Full of curiosity, Ma Yuliang put on the earphones, while Xiao Feng pressed the play button.
"hiss……"
After listening for less than three seconds, Ma Yuliang gasped, and then shivered all over.
Hua Ling was startled: "This..."
"Don't worry, the fun has just begun." Xiao Feng said with a smile on his face.
The content in the earphones is a new version recorded by Ye Kutuo under Xiao Feng's instruction, but Ma Yuliang's name is not added in it, but all start with "you".
At this moment, Xiao Feng stared at Ma Yuliang closely, observing the other party's reaction.
He had expected before that if Ma Yuliang and Ye Kutuo met together, what kind of sparks would be created.
Although they didn't really meet each other at this moment, through the voice, two people who could not have met in the first place can be regarded as completing a dream linkage!
"Hoo... hiss... hohohohohohoho...comfortable...so comfortable!"
Ma Yuliang closed his eyes and trembled all over, but his expression was full of enjoyment.
Hua Ling and Xiao Feng were speechless at the same time, their foreheads were covered with black lines...
"What did you tell him?" Hua Ling's big eyes were filled with question marks.
Xiao Feng smiled as expected, and explained: "It's nothing, it's similar to what Meng Keer heard before.
You should have noticed that this big group leader likes to hear people scold him, and I just follow what he likes. "
But when Hua Ling sighed, he frowned and said: "Where is there such a cheap person, the group leader is like this, he is actually..."
Speaking of this, Hua Ling's face was tangled, as if he didn't know how to characterize Ma Yuliang's behavior.
Xiao Feng's eyelids twitched. Hearing these words, what kind of inside information does he know?
However, before he could ask, he heard a pop.
I saw Ma Yuliang sitting on the ground, weeping, already looking out of control.
Xiao Feng looked at his pants subconsciously, fortunately, they were not wet...
After a while, Ma Yuliang took off the earphones and put them in front of his eyes, his eyes were affectionate, as if looking at the lover of his dreams.
then……
"MUA! MUA! MUA!"
After a storm of crazy kisses, the Bluetooth headset seemed to have been drenched in the rain, or had just been fished out of the washbasin.
Hua Ling resisted the urge to squeal with laughter, and asked, "Is your earphone still working?"
"It works." The muscles on Xiao Feng's face twitched twice, he gritted his teeth and said, "The earphones are waterproof."
"Oh, can saliva also prevent it?"
"Say one more word, I'll put that pair of earphones in your mouth!"
Hua Ling kept silent for a while, but couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing wildly, her shoulders trembled, and she almost suffered internal injuries.
She could even imagine how ugly Xiao Feng's face would be under his mask.
After a while, Ma Yuliang stood up and looked at Xiao Feng aggressively: "Can you send me the voice I heard just now?"
"Of course no problem!" Xiao Feng readily agreed, "It was originally a gift for you."
"Then this earphone?" Ma Yuliang wiped it off with his sleeve and asked, "Do you still want it?"
Xiao Feng shook his head and said no, just looking at Ma Yuliang's satisfied smile, he wished to punch him!
"Let's go, let's go to my house for tea!" Ma Yuliang led the way first, swinging his arms back and forth, walking out with steps that his relatives would not recognize, and with an air of eagerness to throw bricks at him.
Xiao Feng and Hua Ling looked at each other, smiled helplessly, and followed immediately.
One thing to say, the environment of Ma Yuliang's family is quite good.
The floor and the table were cleaned cleanly, and there were a lot of household appliances that should be there. It didn't look like an old man living alone, and it didn't match his bohemian personality.
"Leader, eat a banana." Hua Ling opened the fruit basket, pulled a banana and handed it over.
Ma Yuliang waved his hands and said, "Bananas are boring, do you have durian?"
Xiao Feng suddenly felt something was wrong, and suspected that the fruit was here with Ma Yuliang, and it was not for eating.
Hua Ling didn't think there was anything wrong. After shaking her head to indicate that there was no durian, she peeled the banana and ate it.
After everyone took their seats, Ma Yuliang shouted in the direction of the bedroom: "There are guests, let's serve tea!"
"Ok?"
Xiao Feng and Hua Ling were stunned at the same time, didn't they mean that Ma Yuliang lived alone?
After a while, the answer was revealed.
A unicycle robot came out of the bedroom, but it didn't speak, and heard a mechanical voice: "I'll be right away, you old bastard!"
Xiao Feng couldn't hold back his joy and said, "It's pretty advanced."
"It's okay, but there are too few functions, and the appearance is not good-looking, so I can only do some simple work." Ma Yuliang replied casually.
After chatting a few more words, the robot came out of the kitchen dragging a tray with teapots and cups on it. After pouring the tea, the robotic voice of the robot sounded again.
"You bastard, what else can you order?"
"It's none of your business, get out!"
"Yes, old bastard!"
After hearing this conversation, Xiao Feng already understood that "the old bastard" should be the robot's name for its master, which is an instruction that can be set at will.
But setting the address in such a unique way is really ridiculous!
(End of this chapter)
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