mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 1279
There are a total of seven balls in the box, and the balls are wrapped with a layer of plastic paper with expressions drawn on them.

They are: laughing, crying, frowning, angry, frightened, sad, and bared teeth.

Xiao Feng looked at the things in the box, then looked at Zhao Guoan's smug expression, black lines appeared on his forehead: "Are you... playing with me?"

"How can this be a joke!" Zhao Guoan said unwillingly: "Didn't you say that you want medicine that can make people look ugly?"

Seeing Zhao Guoan's serious face, not looking like he was joking, Xiao Feng asked: "What is the specific function of this thing?"

"Just like the expressions you see, whichever expression pill you take, you will have a corresponding reaction."

"Have you tried it?"

"Of course, and this medicine has no side effects, one can last for half an hour." Zhao Guoan said with a smile: "If you don't believe it, you can try one."

Xiao Feng immediately became vigilant, if it became "try and die", it would be ridiculous.

"Eat one first and let me see."

"I eat and you eat?"

"Ah."

Zhao Guoan picked up a frowning expression, tore off the wrapping paper, revealing the body of the maroon pill, broke off a piece, and put it in his mouth.

Half a minute later, Zhao Guoan's brows were gradually locked, and he looked the same as the expression on the paper.

"Are you sure you're not acting with me?" Xiao Feng asked suspiciously.

Zhao Guoan frowned and said, "Why should I act with you? If you really don't want to believe it, why don't you just try it yourself?"

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Feng picked up the laughing expression, unwrapped the wrapping paper, broke the pill into three pieces, put one of them into his mouth, and commented:
"Well, the taste is not bad, a little bit of creamy chocolate."

"Hehe, you'll know what's going on later." Zhao Guoan said so, but his brows were still furrowed, which seemed indescribably inconsistent.

Time passed by one minute and one second, and after 2 minutes, Xiao Feng still had no response, which made him question: "Your medicine is fake, right?"

"Impossible!" Zhao Guoan said in surprise: "Could it be that your drug resistance is so strong that ordinary doses don't work?"

Xiao Feng thought about it, and thought it was possible, so he picked up another piece and ate it into his mouth.

This time, the reaction came quickly.

Xiao Feng only felt the muscles at the corners of his mouth squeeze upwards uncontrollably, and then his armpits, soles of his feet, neck and other parts that are prone to "laughing" all felt a little itchy.

It's like being scratched by someone holding a chicken feather, but they haven't been scratched yet, using pain to suppress the urge to itch.

"Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha!
Hahaha……"

Xiao Feng couldn't help but burst out laughing, the kind that couldn't stop.

"Hehe, do you know how powerful you are now?" Zhao Guoan sneered, frowning.

Outside the door, Huiyi and the others, who were concentrating on their work, were a little baffled when they heard the laughter coming from the hut not far away.

What is it that makes the boss so happy?
For a while, everyone couldn't help whispering and started a discussion about "why Xiao Feng laughed".

5 minutes later……

"That's not right, no matter how happy you are, you can't stop laughing for such a long time, right?"

"Why don't you go and have a look?"

"Pull it down, you have to go by yourself, I don't want to make trouble for nothing!"

In the room, after another 5 minutes of laughing, Xiao Feng finally stopped laughing.

He sat on the chair, only feeling a dull pain in his cheeks and abdominal muscles.

This shows that the pill that can make people laugh can also be used to thin the waist, but the price is that it is easy to cause mumps.

"Old Xiao, how do you feel?" Zhao Guoan asked rather gloatingly.

Xiao Feng glanced at him, but didn't answer: "I stopped laughing, why are you still frowning?"

"Cough, the strength of the medicine hasn't passed yet." Zhao Guoan touched his nose and said in embarrassment.

One thing to say, Xiao Feng thinks this thing can still come in handy.

Previously, he and Du Qingyue agreed that Zhao Guoan's set of "emotional management pills" was just right to make trouble at Bai Huanyu's adoptive son ceremony.

Rubbing his cheeks, Xiao Feng said: "Laughing and crying, you prepare a hundred and eighty of these two, and make them look like chocolate, the sooner the better."

"Okay, just give me the money." Zhao Guoan stretched out his hand.

"Why do you withdraw money at every turn? Are you in the eye of money?"

"It doesn't cost me to do this?

Besides, I haven't confiscated your patent fee, only the principal, isn't that all right? "

"how much is it?"

Zhao Guoan rubbed his chin and pondered: "Well... just count as one hundred pieces, about 30."

"You'd better think about it again, and then talk when you think about it." Xiao Feng pulled out the knife from his boot, and held it in front of his eyes for a while to play with.

Zhao Guoan said angrily: "I knew you would do this. I will pay you 15 yuan out of my own pocket. Is that all right?"

Xiao Feng's movements changed, and he threw the dagger back and forth, as if he might throw it at any time, but he said with a smile on his face: "Think about it carefully."

"One hundred thousand!" Zhao Guoan said decisively: "It can't be lowered, or you just kill me!"

"Okay, one hundred thousand is one hundred thousand, when will it be delivered?"

"Tomorrow, before tomorrow night."

Xiao Feng took out his mobile phone, transferred [-] to Zhao Guoan, shook his head and sighed: "Seeing the friendship between our two brothers, let you earn some money."

"I earn!" Zhao Guoan gritted his teeth, too angry to speak.

However, Xiao Feng was really right.

The cost price of 7 mood management pills is about [-] yuan, Xiao Feng bid [-] yuan, and he earned [-] yuan.

As far as this matter is concerned, it is obviously impossible for a person to fall continuously in a pit.

Zhao Guoan, who had suffered and been fooled countless times under Xiao Feng's hands, finally grew up!
……

After glancing at Du Zhixiang locked in the study, Xiao Feng returned to his villa.

This time Xue Nuofu turned into Xue Papi, it was rare for him to be cruel to him once, but he was afraid that if this kind of cruelty continued, it would be a little troublesome.

However, it is useless to worry about it right now, we have to wait for Xue Nuofu to wake up and see the situation.

"Xiao Xiangzhu, Xiao Xiangzhu, I really don't know what to say about you, I even want to break your eggs and see, you know?"

In the yard, the little girl was squatting in front of Xiaoxiangzhu Castle, holding her cheek in her hand, with a bored look on her face.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Feng couldn't help smiling, and then rubbed his cheeks.

After all, after laughing for 10 minutes straight, it still hurts a little.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the little girl turned her head to look at the door, her expression darkened immediately, and she said weakly: "Brother Xiao Feng."

"Ok?"

Xiao Feng immediately sensed something was wrong, this girl's behavior was abnormal.

"What's bothering you again?"

The little girl sighed quietly: "My grandpa just called me."

"Oh? What did he say?"

"He said he wanted me to go home for the New Year, but I..." The little girl was talking aggrievedly, but Xiao Feng suddenly smiled, and then burst out laughing.

The little girl couldn't react immediately: "Brother Xiao Feng, you..."

Xiao Feng quickly used his hands to control his expression, wishing he could catch Zhao Guoan and beat him up.

The broken pill researched by this guy actually has some fucking stamina!
(End of this chapter)