mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 1384 Old Ha's Big Move

Next, a rather funny battle started.

Lu Lishuang's eyes were like lightning, looking around for anything that could be used for throwing.

Broom, chopping board, bucket, carrot, shovel, Chinese cabbage...

In short, as long as it can be thrown, it will be thrown at Lao Ha without reservation.

Naturally, Lao Ha would not sit still, and while running away, he deliberately jumped over Lu Lishuang's head, and dropped some liquid that could make people lose hair.

Although Lu Lishuang said that she didn't care about being bald, her body was still very honest.

Facing Lao Ha every time he jumped up, he took it seriously, and ran at a non-stop speed to prevent the damn liquid from dripping on his head.

"Who do you think will win this time?" Lone Wolf yawned and bumped Lu Ziming's arm beside him.

Lu Ziming shook his head slowly: "It's hard to say, with such a style of play, I don't think anyone can win."

At this time, Xiao Feng silently wrote a sentence behind Lao Ha's name on the notebook: It is especially suitable for fighting against women.

This is not a joke, after all, women are born to love beauty.

Whoever meets Lao Ha will become bald, and I don't know if I can grow hair in the future, so I ask you if you are afraid?
"I'll give you another 3 minutes to think about it. If you don't admit defeat, I'm going to make a bigger move."

On the wall, Lao Ha issued an ultimatum.

Lu Lishuang didn't answer, picked up a broken tile on the ground, and threw it at it.

Answer with actions instead of words!
But Lao Ha's words successfully aroused everyone's curiosity.

What will be his ultimate move?
Only Fan Kai shook his head and sighed as if he knew what Lao Ha's big move was.

"Old Kai, what is Lao Ha's big move, can you tell us first?" Lone Wolf asked.

Fan Kai opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, and said, "You can see for yourself later, if you talk about it now, the sense of surprise will be gone."

Everyone nodded when they heard the words, thinking it was the same reason, so they stopped asking questions and waited quietly for Lao Ha to "open up".

Time passed by one minute and one second, and finally came to 3 minutes.

Lao Ha borrowed his strength from the wall and jumped in the direction of Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng felt a thump in his heart, and subconsciously wanted to cover his head.

Although Lao Ha wouldn't do it, and he didn't have the guts to attack him, what if the old guy shakes his hand and accidentally hurts him?
In the end, before he could make a choice between "face" and "hair", he heard a "plop".

Lao Ha lay down at Xiao Feng's feet and shouted: "Boss, help!"

"???" Xiao Feng asked.

What's the situation?
After a while, he gradually came to his senses, and then his face gradually became gloomy, wishing he could kick Lao Ha to death!

Is this the big move you said?

Not far away, Fan Kai looked at the faces of the people around him, and asked, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Everyone was speechless, unable to complain.

"Stop!" Xiao Feng looked at Lu Lishuang.

But Lu Lishuang said angrily, "Stop it? What about my hair?"

"It is inevitable to have bumps and bumps in the competition."

"I don't care about bumps and bumps, but I can't accept his way!" Lu Lishuang said coldly, "It's easy for me to let him go, shave him bald, and I won't pursue this matter any more. "

Just as Xiao Feng was about to speak, he felt his trouser legs being pulled.

Looking down, I saw Lao Ha said with a bitter face: "Boss, promise, it doesn't matter how you shave. Anyway, I am quite old, and I don't care about my personal image."

"Shut up!" Xiao Feng scolded.

As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat a dog.

If this really made Lao Ha shave his head, where would he put his face?
You know, no matter what the result is, Lao Ha's high-sounding words when he played in the previous battle still earned a little bit of face back.

After thinking about it, Xiao Feng felt that the problem probably lies with Xue Nuofu.

A raging soldier, and a raging nest.

It is because Xue Nuofu, the second boss, is usually too bearish, which caused this group of people to go further and further on the road of shame, almost reaching professionalization, institutionalization, and even standardization.

One by one, the embarrassment lost its essence, even if it was met by people who often lose face, they would have to say "expert".

At this moment, Shao Baxing took a step forward and said, "Killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads. Besides, they didn't do it on purpose. There's no need to feel sorry for the elderly."

When Lao Ha heard this, he glanced at Shao Baxing gratefully, and his heart was full of relief.

Serving feces and urine these days... Cough, serving tea and water, helping each other to go to the toilet, it's not in vain!

However, what he didn't know was.

Shao Baxing stepped forward at this moment, apart from the fact that he had served him better before, there was another very important reason - he himself had endured Lu Lishuang for a long time.

"What's the matter, you want to shave his head?" Lu Lishuang said coldly.

Shao Baxing narrowed his eyes: "I'm not good at talking nonsense, let's fight, you can beat me, how about we shave our heads together?"

"Okay!" Lu Lishuang agreed, "Then let's get started!"

"Wait!" Shao Baxing interrupted: "I just said that you won and we both shaved our heads. I won, and I need you to fulfill the conditions."

"Say."

"If I win, you will marry him as your wife!" Shao Baxing said angrily, while pointing to the side.

Lu Lishuang and everyone in the field looked in the direction of Shao Baxing's finger.

What I saw was Sitting in an armchair, holding a book in one hand and a pen in the other, writing vigorously... Xiao Feng.

As if aware of something wrong, Xiao Feng stopped writing, moved the armchair calmly, out of the direction of Shao Baxing's fingers.

however……

The direction of Shao Baxing's fingers also changed accordingly.

"..." Xiao Feng.

What the hell is wrong with me?

"Well, I already have a wife." Xiao Feng coughed dryly and said, "You guys hit you, don't involve me..."

Before she finished speaking, she heard Lu Lishuang say: "I agree with your terms!"

"Refreshing!" Shao Baxing laughed loudly, and shot first.

Xiao Feng was really speechless to the extreme, he wasn't sure if Shao Baxing had some evil intentions, or because he had a grudge for tying him in the basement, and wanted to use this way to deceive himself.

But, no matter what it is, Lu Lishuang is absolutely against it!

Such a master whose mind is full of murder and arson all day long must not be provoked!
Xiao Feng had already planned to send Lu Lishuang to the subduing demon operation team after the devil concentration camp incident was over.

The money owed to oneself will be written off.

In short, as long as there is no involvement with Lu Lishuang anymore.

Unexpectedly, Shao Baxing came out halfway and made such a nonsense request!

"Boss, this matter...has nothing to do with me?" Lao Ha, who fell on the ground, said weakly.

He was really afraid that Xiao Feng would think that the condition Shao Baxing just put forward was his own idea.

Xiao Feng ignored Lao Ha, looking at the situation in the field, his face became more and more gloomy.

(End of this chapter)