mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 1402 The encounter of the fan mold

"We asked, but he still refused to say it, saying that it would be too embarrassing to say it." Hui Shiba moved closer to Xiao Feng's ear and whispered.

Ashamed?

Xiao Feng couldn't help being curious.

"Naturally I also encountered it." Kai Fanmou sighed and said, "When I got up to go to the toilet in the morning, Lu Lishuang knocked on the door..."

Speaking of this, the words paused, and the eyes of the people around them widened, and the fire of gossip ignited in their eyes.

"What the hell?"

"I go!"

"And this thing?"

Xiao Feng waved his hands, suppressed the booing voices, and said angrily: "Everyone be quiet, listen to Lao Kai to explain what's going on."

Hearing this, their heads were lighting up like chickens pecking rice, their expressions full of anticipation.

After a while, Fan Kai seemed to have made up his mind and began to talk about the experience that made him feel unspeakable...

[Fan Kai got up to go to the bathroom in the morning, and not long after squatting down, someone knocked on the door frantically outside.

He yelled "There are people inside", but the knock on the door outside became more and more urgent.

Under the annoyance, the fan fan had no choice but to open the door lock.

But what he didn't expect was that, just as a palm-width crack was opened, a smoking object was thrown in through the crack of the door.

The fan mold was taken aback, and he didn't have time to dodge when he was unprepared.

Fortunately, the smoking thing didn't fall on him, but fell into the... toilet under his butt.

The reason why it can fall into the toilet is because the fan mold can't adapt to sitting on the toilet, so it has been stepping on the toilet with two legs to relieve its big hands.

When this happened, he quickly looked down.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, Kai Fanmou's eyeballs almost fell out of shock!

In his sight, the water in the toilet was rolling up and down, as if boiling.

After looking carefully again, I realized that the smoking thing was actually a firecracker!
That is, when he saw clearly what the thing that fell into the toilet was...

"Boom!"]

After learning about the experience of fan mold, needles could be heard in the yard immediately.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and they all saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

Finally, I understand why Kai Fanmou's walking posture is so awkward today...

And Xiao Feng, as the leader, opened his mouth a few times to comfort him, but he didn't know how to speak.

However, if the encounter of fan mold is made into a micro movie, he can provide a few titles.

For example: "The Chrysanthemum is the Most Important", "The Sorrow of the Egg", "The Cry in the Bathroom"...

a long time passed.

The old friend of the fan mold, Lao Ha took the lead in asking: "Old Kai, are your flowers okay?"

As soon as these words came out, the courtyard became silent again.

Not long after, someone finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Then, shoulders shrugged one after another, failing to hold back their laughter.

"I'll strangle you to death!" Kai Fanmou grabbed Lao Ha's neck with both hands, but because of his excessive movements during the process, the hat on Lao Ha's head was rubbed off by him.

A gleaming "marinated egg" appeared in everyone's eyes.

When Xiao Feng saw the bald old Ha, he endured it for a long time, but still couldn't hold back, and laughed unkindly.

And Lao Ha felt ashamed, so he got angry and scuffled with Kai Fan Mold.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiao Feng left the crowd and entered the villa with a gloomy expression.

Now that a big battle is imminent, Lu Lishuang's doing this is obviously an obvious act of sabotaging the stage.

It was only one day, and the mentality of his subordinates was unstable, and they were close to exploding.

If it continues to develop, then there is no need to fight with the devil concentration camp, just hit each person to death with a piece of tofu!
"Wait a minute..." Xiao Feng, who was about to walk up the stairs, heard a familiar and weak voice.

Turning his head to look, he found that Xue Nuofu was outside the toilet door, leaning on the wall with one hand, his face was slightly pale.

"Old Xue, have you also been poisoned by Lu Lishuang?" Xiao Feng quickly walked over and helped Xue Nuofu onto the sofa.

Just looking at his face, it is indeed a bit scary.

"What happened to Lu Lishuang?" Xiao Feng asked.

Xue Nuofu said weakly: "During lunch, I was in my bowl...vomit!"

Xiao Feng took a deep breath, temporarily suppressing the urge to rush upstairs and finish Lu Lishuang with a single blow.

I was also a little curious in my heart, what Xue Nuofu saw in the bowl.

As soon as Chong Qi said the beginning, he couldn't help retching.

Is it...

In an instant, three large characters appeared in Xiao Feng's mind one after another.

They are: rice, field, and total.

However, Xiao Feng quickly denied this possibility.

Although Lu Lishuang is not incapable of doing this kind of thing, Xue Nuofu is not a soft persimmon either.

If he really did that, Xue Nuofu probably would have tried his best to become a "family slave of the four surnames" and would have played with Lu Lishuang directly!

It is true that the overall situation is the most important thing, but there must be a limit to the overall situation.

As if seeing Xiao Feng's thoughts, Xue Nuofu gasped and said, "Don't guess randomly, it's...a mouse's head."

Mouse... head?

Xiao Feng patted Xue Nuofu on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Lao Xue, I will give you and everyone a satisfactory answer."

After finishing speaking, he walked upstairs.

When they went up to the third floor, they saw a gap in the door of Lu Lishuang's room.

Xiao Feng looked up along the crack of the door, sure enough, there should be something on the top of the door.

He said in a deep voice: "Before I enter the door, you'd better put away all the things you arranged, otherwise... I won't let you participate in the next confrontation with the devil concentration camp."

To be honest, Xiao Feng really felt very awkward to threaten people in this way.

But there is no way, as a person who is not even afraid of the law of true fragrance, Lu Lishuang must prescribe the right medicine.

As of now, all Xiao Feng can do is to prohibit her from participating in the fight against the devil's concentration camp.

"Wait a minute, two minutes."

Inside the door, Lu Lishuang's voice came out, and then there was a burst of "ding dong ping ping" and "sputtering".

Not long after, the door opened, and Lu Lishuang poked his head out from behind the door, blinked and said, "Why don't you wait a little longer?"

"Don't challenge my patience!" Xiao Feng shouted in a muffled voice, with a heavy tone.

Lu Lishuang hesitated for a moment, and opened the door: "Then you come in, anyway, no matter how you look at it, I will not lose a piece of meat."

Xiao Feng, who stepped into the room with one foot, was taken aback for a moment.

Shouldn't it be...

Thinking in my heart, my eyes have been uncontrollably looking towards the door.

"Gudong~"

Xiao Feng swallowed unconsciously.

Although I have roughly guessed the picture I will see next, when I actually saw the perfectly proportioned, white as fat jade, without any blemishes...

I have to admit, there is a feeling of rapid heartbeat.

In contrast, Lu Lishuang's performance was astonishingly calm!
The action of putting on clothes was calm and unhurried, humming an unknown tune, and seemed to be in a pretty good mood.

"Do you have the habit of running around the house naked?" Old Xiao Feng blushed, wiped his nose, looking for something to say.

After all, I just couldn't take my eyes off it, and after watching it for so long, I still feel a little ashamed when I think about it.

"I just took a shower and took off my clothes. Before I had time to change into new clothes, I heard you shouting outside the door."

"Bath?" Xiao Feng glanced at Lu Lishuang's fiery red hair, which showed no sign of being wet.

He secretly said in his heart: As long as the other party's hair was wet just now, I would not choose to enter the door.

This is definitely not an excuse...

Absolutely not!
Lu Lishuang sat on the sofa in the corner, picked up the water glass casually, took a sip of water and said, "You came to me, probably to seek justice for your subordinates, right?"

"..." Xiao Feng.

It has to be said that Lu Lishuang's reaction was indeed beyond his expectation.

He originally thought that the other party would deny the matter, and then avoid the seriousness, make jokes and so on.

But taking the initiative to bring up this matter is not within the expected range.

(End of this chapter)