mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 384 Not an Animal
Chapter 384 Not an Animal
"One hundred thousand!"
Xiao Feng directly doubled the price, but the fat group leader did not immediately refuse this time, as if he was calculating whether the price was appropriate or not.
It can also be seen from this that the people who run the rivers and lakes speak with credibility.
When Xiao Feng didn't offer a price before, the head of the fat group said that the monkey is one of the actors, and later explained that it is not easy to train the monkey, but until now, he has not mentioned this matter at all.
The silence lasted less than ten seconds, and Xiao Feng raised the price again by [-].
"15 million!"
As soon as the words came out, the little girl and the others realized that something was wrong. Xiao Feng is not a person who likes to keep animals. He doesn't touch dogs or cats. But why did he have to buy that monkey now?
The fat group leader's eyes were obviously shaken, but he seemed to have some concerns, and he couldn't nod or shake his head for a long time.
However, just when he was at the vacillating threshold, Xiao Feng asked to increase the price again.
"20 million!"
To be honest, this kind of tone and style is very similar to the kind of nouveau riche who has money and nowhere to spend it.
Xiao Feng used to look down on this kind of people, but now that he has become an upstart, he immediately understands the pleasure of it.
Being able to smash people to death with money is indeed more joyful than doing it by hand!
The fat group leader finally made a decision at this moment, and said seriously: "It seems that you really like that monkey, so how about it, if you trust us, we will pay the price you said.
20. We will carefully select a monkey and train it for you. When the time comes, it will be delivered directly to you. What do you think? "
Xiao Feng shook his head: "If you re-train, why should I waste my time talking with you here, I want the one in your hand, and I want it now!"
The fat regiment leader twitched twice, with regret on his face, and refused: "Sorry, monkeys are a major selling point of our regiment, even to put it bluntly, they are our pillars, we just point to them to support our family, I really can't sell it to you."
Xiao Feng sighed: "Okay, since that's the case, I won't force others to be difficult."
After finishing speaking, he greeted the little girl and the others, then turned and left.
Just two steps away, Zhao Guoan couldn't help asking: "Old Xiao, did you also find that something is wrong with that monkey?"
Xiao Feng made a silent gesture: "Don't talk, don't look back, just go forward."
The little girl and the others exchanged glances with each other, and there was a touch of seriousness in their expressions.
As they walked, everyone thought about what was so strange about that monkey, but after much deliberation, they still couldn't come to an accurate conclusion. After all, no one is an expert in animal research, so how can they know what the monkey is doing normally? What is behaving abnormally.
After walking out of the street, Xiao Feng found a roadside stall and sat down, ordered some dishes, and started talking.
"Everyone should be wondering, why did I have to buy that monkey, right?"
"Yes!" The little girl nodded.
Lin Zhiyan followed up and said: "And that group leader is also very strange. He was obviously very tempted, but he still didn't sell it to you. Although he explained that he didn't want to delay the performance, I always feel that this is not the truth."
Xiao Feng took a deep breath, lowered his voice and said: "What I'm going to say next may be a bit unbelievable, I hope you are mentally prepared."
The little girl tightened her clothes and said in fear: "Brother Xiao Feng, are you going to say something very scary?"
"almost."
"Then you wait a moment."
Saying that, the little girl walked up to Lin Jiaxuan, wrapped her shoulders with one hand, looked around, seemed to feel uneasy, and greeted Lu Yao, "Sister Lu Yao, sit by my side."
Lu Yao couldn't help but laugh, but she sat down anyway.
Lin Jiaxuan, on the other hand, had a black line on her forehead, and couldn't help worrying that her arm would be pinched suddenly, or that there would be a sharp scream in her ear.
Holding Lin Jiaxuan in one hand and Lu Yao in the other, the little girl immediately felt much safer, and said to Xiao Feng, "I'm ready, Brother Xiao Feng, tell me."
Xiao Feng was stunned for a while, then said: "I suspect that that monkey is not an animal, but... a human being."
After saying that, except for Zhao Guoan, everyone else was dumbfounded, looking unbelievable.
Although before this, everyone had many guesses in their hearts, but no one could have imagined that Xiao Feng actually suspected that the monkey was not an animal.
After a long time, Lin Jiaxuan frowned, and broke the silence first: "You don't mean to say that humans evolved from apes, so monkeys are also humans, right? This cold joke is not funny at all."
"I'm not kidding." Zhao Guoan took over the conversation with a gloomy face, and said, "What Lao Xiao said is true. That monkey is most likely a child, pretending to be a child after it was glued on with fur."
Su Yuzhuo looked at Xiao Feng: "Where did you see it?"
"The tail, the feeling, and the leader's reaction." Xiao Feng replied indifferently: "Didn't you realize that it was always dragging on the ground when it was performing?"
Everyone shook their heads, indicating that they did not pay attention to these details.
Xiao Feng continued: "At the time I noticed this, I found it strange, but it doesn't prove anything, because I don't have any research on monkeys, maybe when monkeys walk, they just drag their tails to the ground..."
Lin Zhiyan suddenly realized: "So, the reason you proposed to buy that monkey is to observe the reaction of that regiment leader."
Xiao Feng nodded.
"But it's not an ironclad proof, is it?" Lin Jiaxuan questioned, "Maybe the other party thinks your bid is not high?"
"puff!"
Xiao Feng couldn't hold back his joy, looked at Lin Zhiyan and said, "Are you sure she is your biological sister?"
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"What do you mean?" Lin Jiaxuan was about to explode, but was stopped by the little girl.
Xiao Feng explained: "A monkey can reach the sky at that price, just like you bought a ten-yuan notebook from the supermarket, and I'll buy it from you for one hundred thousand, would you doubt it in your heart? Is there a problem with it?"
For a while, everyone fell silent, and their doubts about the head of the acrobatic troupe were infinitely high.
After a while, Fujiwara Jingming looked at Zhao Guoan and asked, "How did you find out that something was wrong with that monkey?"
Zhao Guoan sighed somewhat melancholy: "It's still because of the psychological shadow left by me when I was a child..."
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, thinking that this guy has so many psychological shadows, how did he grow so big?
But the complaints are the complaints, and everyone is still very curious about what Zhao Guoan's so-called psychological shadow is.
At this time, the boss brought the steaming dishes to the table, and Xiao Feng ordered another bottle of white wine. Everyone sat down and waited for Zhao Guoan to start talking.
(End of this chapter)
"One hundred thousand!"
Xiao Feng directly doubled the price, but the fat group leader did not immediately refuse this time, as if he was calculating whether the price was appropriate or not.
It can also be seen from this that the people who run the rivers and lakes speak with credibility.
When Xiao Feng didn't offer a price before, the head of the fat group said that the monkey is one of the actors, and later explained that it is not easy to train the monkey, but until now, he has not mentioned this matter at all.
The silence lasted less than ten seconds, and Xiao Feng raised the price again by [-].
"15 million!"
As soon as the words came out, the little girl and the others realized that something was wrong. Xiao Feng is not a person who likes to keep animals. He doesn't touch dogs or cats. But why did he have to buy that monkey now?
The fat group leader's eyes were obviously shaken, but he seemed to have some concerns, and he couldn't nod or shake his head for a long time.
However, just when he was at the vacillating threshold, Xiao Feng asked to increase the price again.
"20 million!"
To be honest, this kind of tone and style is very similar to the kind of nouveau riche who has money and nowhere to spend it.
Xiao Feng used to look down on this kind of people, but now that he has become an upstart, he immediately understands the pleasure of it.
Being able to smash people to death with money is indeed more joyful than doing it by hand!
The fat group leader finally made a decision at this moment, and said seriously: "It seems that you really like that monkey, so how about it, if you trust us, we will pay the price you said.
20. We will carefully select a monkey and train it for you. When the time comes, it will be delivered directly to you. What do you think? "
Xiao Feng shook his head: "If you re-train, why should I waste my time talking with you here, I want the one in your hand, and I want it now!"
The fat regiment leader twitched twice, with regret on his face, and refused: "Sorry, monkeys are a major selling point of our regiment, even to put it bluntly, they are our pillars, we just point to them to support our family, I really can't sell it to you."
Xiao Feng sighed: "Okay, since that's the case, I won't force others to be difficult."
After finishing speaking, he greeted the little girl and the others, then turned and left.
Just two steps away, Zhao Guoan couldn't help asking: "Old Xiao, did you also find that something is wrong with that monkey?"
Xiao Feng made a silent gesture: "Don't talk, don't look back, just go forward."
The little girl and the others exchanged glances with each other, and there was a touch of seriousness in their expressions.
As they walked, everyone thought about what was so strange about that monkey, but after much deliberation, they still couldn't come to an accurate conclusion. After all, no one is an expert in animal research, so how can they know what the monkey is doing normally? What is behaving abnormally.
After walking out of the street, Xiao Feng found a roadside stall and sat down, ordered some dishes, and started talking.
"Everyone should be wondering, why did I have to buy that monkey, right?"
"Yes!" The little girl nodded.
Lin Zhiyan followed up and said: "And that group leader is also very strange. He was obviously very tempted, but he still didn't sell it to you. Although he explained that he didn't want to delay the performance, I always feel that this is not the truth."
Xiao Feng took a deep breath, lowered his voice and said: "What I'm going to say next may be a bit unbelievable, I hope you are mentally prepared."
The little girl tightened her clothes and said in fear: "Brother Xiao Feng, are you going to say something very scary?"
"almost."
"Then you wait a moment."
Saying that, the little girl walked up to Lin Jiaxuan, wrapped her shoulders with one hand, looked around, seemed to feel uneasy, and greeted Lu Yao, "Sister Lu Yao, sit by my side."
Lu Yao couldn't help but laugh, but she sat down anyway.
Lin Jiaxuan, on the other hand, had a black line on her forehead, and couldn't help worrying that her arm would be pinched suddenly, or that there would be a sharp scream in her ear.
Holding Lin Jiaxuan in one hand and Lu Yao in the other, the little girl immediately felt much safer, and said to Xiao Feng, "I'm ready, Brother Xiao Feng, tell me."
Xiao Feng was stunned for a while, then said: "I suspect that that monkey is not an animal, but... a human being."
After saying that, except for Zhao Guoan, everyone else was dumbfounded, looking unbelievable.
Although before this, everyone had many guesses in their hearts, but no one could have imagined that Xiao Feng actually suspected that the monkey was not an animal.
After a long time, Lin Jiaxuan frowned, and broke the silence first: "You don't mean to say that humans evolved from apes, so monkeys are also humans, right? This cold joke is not funny at all."
"I'm not kidding." Zhao Guoan took over the conversation with a gloomy face, and said, "What Lao Xiao said is true. That monkey is most likely a child, pretending to be a child after it was glued on with fur."
Su Yuzhuo looked at Xiao Feng: "Where did you see it?"
"The tail, the feeling, and the leader's reaction." Xiao Feng replied indifferently: "Didn't you realize that it was always dragging on the ground when it was performing?"
Everyone shook their heads, indicating that they did not pay attention to these details.
Xiao Feng continued: "At the time I noticed this, I found it strange, but it doesn't prove anything, because I don't have any research on monkeys, maybe when monkeys walk, they just drag their tails to the ground..."
Lin Zhiyan suddenly realized: "So, the reason you proposed to buy that monkey is to observe the reaction of that regiment leader."
Xiao Feng nodded.
"But it's not an ironclad proof, is it?" Lin Jiaxuan questioned, "Maybe the other party thinks your bid is not high?"
"puff!"
Xiao Feng couldn't hold back his joy, looked at Lin Zhiyan and said, "Are you sure she is your biological sister?"
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"What do you mean?" Lin Jiaxuan was about to explode, but was stopped by the little girl.
Xiao Feng explained: "A monkey can reach the sky at that price, just like you bought a ten-yuan notebook from the supermarket, and I'll buy it from you for one hundred thousand, would you doubt it in your heart? Is there a problem with it?"
For a while, everyone fell silent, and their doubts about the head of the acrobatic troupe were infinitely high.
After a while, Fujiwara Jingming looked at Zhao Guoan and asked, "How did you find out that something was wrong with that monkey?"
Zhao Guoan sighed somewhat melancholy: "It's still because of the psychological shadow left by me when I was a child..."
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, thinking that this guy has so many psychological shadows, how did he grow so big?
But the complaints are the complaints, and everyone is still very curious about what Zhao Guoan's so-called psychological shadow is.
At this time, the boss brought the steaming dishes to the table, and Xiao Feng ordered another bottle of white wine. Everyone sat down and waited for Zhao Guoan to start talking.
(End of this chapter)
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