mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 565 You Are So Perverted

After the baptism of the torrential rain, the originally rugged mountain road became more slippery and slippery, and some people almost slipped on it several times.

However, the mountain road is difficult, but Xiao Feng and others are in a cheerful mood, similar to the rising sun.

This trip didn't take long, but it was dangerous because ordinary people would never experience so much in their lifetime, but fortunately, they survived in the end.

"It's great to be alive!" Zhao Guoan said with emotion, wanting to shout to Chaoyang to reflect his excitement at the moment.

"You really feel fine?"

Xiao Feng reminded: "Perhaps Zhen Jinghan is still waiting for you at the bottom of the mountain. Don't blame me for not telling you. I haven't given anyone a letter after disappearing for such a long time. If someone feels uncomfortable, you can just Be careful."

"Tch..." Zhao Guoan dismissed it.

As a result, when he was about to say something, his foot slipped, and he yelled "Wow".

Xiao Feng had black lines on his face, but he still gave him a hand, complaining in his mouth: "I told you to be careful, I will not listen."

Zhao Guoan calmed down, took out his mobile phone and walked towards the back of the team
"Why are you going?"

"Call Zhen Jinghan."

That's right, Zhao Guoan was a little scared.

In case Xiao Feng's crow's mouth really hit it, Zhen Jinghan felt hurt because she hadn't contacted her for several days, and she might have to go down the mountain before everyone else.

Instead of going down, just fall straight down.

At this time, Xiao Feng didn't know which muscle was wrong, suddenly thought of something, and then looked at Lin Zhiyan with strange eyes.

As a master, the senses must be very keen, not to mention the blessing of a woman's sixth sense, Lin Zhiyan quickly noticed something was wrong.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Xiao Feng showed a meaningful smile, shook his head and said, "I wanted to ask you something, but after thinking about it, forget it, it will easily embarrass you."

"Huh?" Lin Zhiyan frowned slightly. If there was no last sentence, although she was curious, it didn't mean she had to know.

But now, she plans to break the casserole and ask the end.

"Tell me, I'd like to know what kind of question would embarrass me."

"you sure?"

"determine."

"No regrets?"

"Don't play tricks, just ask!"

Xiao Feng nodded: "Okay, if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury you."

"..." Lin Zhiyan.

What is this called?
"What I wanted to ask just now is that when you came, you prepared a big bag, cough... What do you use for menstrual period, do you understand what I mean?" Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows: "It seems that it was not used at all. what."

Lin Zhiyan was taken aback for a moment, and then she understood what Xiao Feng was referring to. A look of shame and anger flashed across her eyes, and she said angrily, "Why didn't I realize that you are so perverted?"

Xiao Feng suddenly became unhappy: "I've said it all, and it's easy to embarrass you if you ask it out. If you don't believe me, you insist on telling me, and now you're getting angry again. Don't you think it's unreasonable?"

"you!"

Lin Zhiyan couldn't help being impatient, and walked forward quickly. The quarrel was definitely too much to deal with, so she had to get out of the way.

As for Xiao Feng's question, whether it's embarrassing or not, it's true that I am very angry, and it makes people blush and heartbeat.

"Are you trying to push her away on purpose?" Su Yuzhuo, who was walking in front of Xiao Feng, looked at Lin Zhiyan's leaving back and asked tentatively.

"Hmm... ah." Xiao Feng casually agreed.

There is no way not to admit it, could it be that my brain was having a twitch, and I suddenly thought of a very serious question, and asked the other party away?
Looking around, Su Yuzhuo gave a dry cough and said softly, "Then, you sent her away, what do you want to say to me?"

"No." Xiao Feng replied honestly.

Su Yuzhuo showed the same expression as Lin Zhiyan just now, frowning slightly, wondering what the other party meant.

According to the most normal logic, if one person is sent away and the other is left behind, there must be something inconvenient to say.

The reverse is also the same, if there is nothing to say, what is the purpose of sending one of the two people away?
The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't understand it. In addition, Xiao Feng hadn't spoken for a long time, so Su Yuzhuo also quickened his pace and distanced himself from Xiao Feng.

It has to be said that Xiao Feng's ability in this area is really second to none. As long as he wants to, there is no way he can live forever.

……

At this time, Zhao Guoan, who finished the phone call with Zhen Jinghan, was immediately followed by the little girl.

"Old Zhao, we'll keep the secret for you, don't you think so?" The little girl put Lu Yao on her arm and began to blackmail her.

"What do you mean?"

"It's just that we didn't tell Sister Jinghan about you eating scorpion feces and drinking bat urine." The little girl winked, with an expression like "you understand".

"..." Zhao Guoan.

"What exactly do you want?" Zhao Guoan said angrily, "Can't you just say it?"

"Success." The little girl nodded: "Just treat us to a good meal and seal it up."

"Didn't Lao Xiao say that he will take you to eat delicious food after going down the mountain?"

"Then how can it be the same, Brother Xiao Feng treats me to dinner and I'm not willing to order something too expensive, it's different for you."

Zhao Guoan was dumbfounded: "You are willing to order casually when you are co-authoring with me? Is my money not money?"

"It's money, but it's not my money." The little girl said solemnly, "Anyway, as long as you agree to a treat, I will never mention the matter of you eating scorpion feces and drinking bat urine, I promise!"

"Keep your word?"

"Absolutely counts!" The little girl vowed, "A word from a lady is hard to follow."

Lu Yao corrected, "It's a gentleman's words."

"I know, but a gentleman is a man, and a man calls himself a gentleman, and of course a woman is a lady." The little girl explained: "Isn't there such a saying, a gentle lady, a gentleman is so good."

Lu Yao was speechless, she was really defeated by the powerful logic of the little girl.

"Success! I'll treat you after I go down the mountain." Zhao Guoan gritted his teeth and agreed.

Spend some money, buy a quiet ear, and don't have to worry about being exposed to black history all the time. It's worth the money!
"Then it's settled."

The little girl smiled contentedly, and turned to look at Lu Yao: "Sister Lu Yao, is there anything you particularly want to eat? For example, sheep scorpion or something?"

"Wait a minute!" Zhao Guoan interjected, "Why don't you mention this?"

"I didn't mention it." The little girl said innocently, "I was talking about edible sheep scorpions, and I didn't mention scorpion excrement."

"..." Zhao Guoan.

The little girl urged: "Sister Lu Yao, you haven't answered me yet, what do you want to eat?"

"Scorpion shit..."

Lu Yao blurted out, and immediately realized that she had slipped her words, and reached out to touch the little girl's forehead with a resentful expression on her face.

It's all because of this girl who keeps talking scorpion shit and scorpion shit in his ears, causing him to be brainwashed, and his words are a bit out of his head.

(End of this chapter)