mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 624 The Surprise Comes
Chapter 624 The Surprise Comes
Xiao Feng first walked around the room, looking like he was really thinking about how to decorate the room and create surprises for Lin Jiaxuan.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, his true colors were immediately revealed.
"Open a crack in the door and put a bucket of water or a basin of flour on it. The requirement is that it can fall from the outside as soon as the door is opened."
"Also, let's dig another trap here. Although Xiaoxuan's skill is not very good, she has practiced it anyway. If she doesn't have double insurance, she won't be 100% successful."
"Then there is the beam, and a chain mechanism is built on it, which is the kind that can hit a pillar immediately after triggering the trap in front."
Xiao Feng looked forward and said: "Think about it, Xiaoxuan stepped into the trap as soon as she smashed into the door, and then was drenched in water. Before she could react, she was knocked into the yard by a pillar that hit the beam. Simply perfect!"
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." Little girl.
"..." Lu Yao.
Seeing that the expressions of the three people were not right, Xiao Feng seemed very puzzled, and asked, "Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that I haven't planned enough?"
"It's not a question of whether it's enough or not." Lu Yao forced a smile, "It's just that the direction of the plan is wrong. We are creating surprises, not scares."
Xiao Feng pondered and said: "Well... what you said is also reasonable, surprises and surprises, you can't just be surprised but not happy, then I will change the plan."
After thinking for a while, Xiao Feng said: "In this way, after Xiao Xuan was hit and flew to the yard, I took a bucket and hit her on the head, and then all of us rushed up and punched and kicked her.
Here comes the key, when Xiaoxuan smashed the bucket off her head angrily, we rolled out the prepared cake and sang happy birthday to her together.
I can guarantee that Xiaoxuan will be moved and weep bitterly after following the procedure I said. "
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." Lu Yao.
"..." Little girl.
Time seemed to freeze at this moment, the three of them understood completely, and Xiao Feng had no intention of helping out seriously at all.
The little girl put down the pen and paper, pouted and complained: "Brother Xiao Feng, what's your idea? Even if Xuanxuan really cried bitterly in the end, it must not be because she was moved, but because she was touched by us. Called."
Xiao Feng said unhappily: "What a great idea, surprise first and then delight, step by step to bring Xiaoxuan to... Hey, why do you push me, I am sincerely helping you with ideas."
The three of them didn't continue to listen to Xiao Feng's explanation, and directly pushed him out the door.
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded from behind him: "It's only now that I understand that people's hearts can be so vicious."
"Xiaoxuan, did you hear what I just said?" Xiao Feng turned around and asked.
Lin Jiaxuan said with a blank expression, "Exactly."
"What a pity." Xiao Feng didn't feel guilty at all, instead he said in a sighing tone: "Such a plan that was both surprising and joyful, was unexpectedly smashed by you in advance."
Lin Jiaxuan did not lose her temper as before, and looked up at the night sky, asking, "What time is it?"
Xiao Feng glanced at the phone: "59:[-]."
"It's almost a new day."
The tone of these words gave people a very complicated feeling.
Hearing something was wrong, Xiao Feng immediately asked: "What do you want to do?"
"Nothing." Lin Jiaxuan smiled and said, "Say thank you to my sister, sister Shihan and sister Lu Yao for me. I will give them this surprise first."
After speaking, he immediately ran towards the corner.
Xiao Feng didn't expect this scene at all, so his reaction was half a beat slow.
However, he soon realized what Lin Jiaxuan was going to do, and hurriedly tried his best to catch up with him, trying to stop him.
However, it was still a step behind.
Looking at the jar that was sealed and opened in the corner, Xiao Feng suddenly understood that the other party had already swallowed the Flower of Eternal Darkness.
"How are you?" Xiao Feng asked while squatting down, holding Lin Jiaxuan's shoulder.
Lin Jiaxuan didn't answer, because she was speechless at the moment, and the bursts of pain seemed to come from the depths of her soul, rushing like a tide, unstoppable!
Under this level of intense pain, Lin Jiaxuan's face flushed instantly.
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood was spat out, and Xiao Feng's face and body were covered with blood spots.
Lin Jiaxuan could no longer maintain a standing posture, and fell directly to Xiao Feng.
"Fuck!"
Xiao Feng subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch Lin Jiaxuan, and couldn't help the galloping horses in his heart.
However, no matter how much you scold at this time, the other party probably won't be able to hear you, so you can only waste your words and make yourself angry.
At this time, Lin Jiaxuan couldn't hold on anymore and wanted to scream out.
Because this kind of pain is really ten thousand times stronger than a knife wound and a gunshot wound, far beyond the limit she can bear.
The next moment, she loosened her clenched white teeth and bit Xiao Feng's arm.
"Crack!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Xiao Feng's pained expression instantly distorted, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead in an instant.
He regretted that he was wearing too thin. If he wore that kind of big padded jacket or down jacket like Jiuye and Sun Shijie, it would definitely not hurt so much.
And Lin Jiaxuan, who bit Xiao Feng, thought to herself: "Is this guy shouting just now? This feels really good!
snort!
Letting you always call me a nickname, this is the price! "
Her thoughts came to an abrupt end, and her consciousness had begun to blur, as if the "body defense system" had been activated.
To put it simply, when encountering unbearable pain, the brain center will forcibly cut off consciousness, and the person will faint in an instant.
"What's going on?" Lin Zhiyan was the first to rush out.
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Are you blind? Your sister bit me, didn't you see?"
Of course Lin Zhiyan saw it, but the question was, why did her sister bite Xiao Feng?
"She ate the Flower of Eternal Darkness." Xiao Feng took a deep breath and said, "She also told me to thank you, this is a surprise she prepared for you."
"what!"
Lin Zhiyan, little girl, and Lu Yao exclaimed at the same time.
At the same time, the brother next door has sat up from the bed.
Turn on the lights, get down, and pack up.
"You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you so nervous?" the daughter-in-law said angrily, frowning.
"Pack up your things and move." The elder brother kept his hands and feet on his feet, and said firmly, "I really can't live a day like this. If you don't want to move, you can live here by yourself."
"Okay, you, are you ready?" The daughter-in-law threw off the quilt, got out of bed with her sleeves rolled up, and shouted, "If you dare to move, see if I don't scratch your face."
"It doesn't matter if it's disfigured, I can't be scared to death."
"You still dare to call me old man, my mother has fought hard with you!"
Without any prelude, a hand-to-hand battle between the husband and wife began.
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Feng first walked around the room, looking like he was really thinking about how to decorate the room and create surprises for Lin Jiaxuan.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, his true colors were immediately revealed.
"Open a crack in the door and put a bucket of water or a basin of flour on it. The requirement is that it can fall from the outside as soon as the door is opened."
"Also, let's dig another trap here. Although Xiaoxuan's skill is not very good, she has practiced it anyway. If she doesn't have double insurance, she won't be 100% successful."
"Then there is the beam, and a chain mechanism is built on it, which is the kind that can hit a pillar immediately after triggering the trap in front."
Xiao Feng looked forward and said: "Think about it, Xiaoxuan stepped into the trap as soon as she smashed into the door, and then was drenched in water. Before she could react, she was knocked into the yard by a pillar that hit the beam. Simply perfect!"
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." Little girl.
"..." Lu Yao.
Seeing that the expressions of the three people were not right, Xiao Feng seemed very puzzled, and asked, "Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that I haven't planned enough?"
"It's not a question of whether it's enough or not." Lu Yao forced a smile, "It's just that the direction of the plan is wrong. We are creating surprises, not scares."
Xiao Feng pondered and said: "Well... what you said is also reasonable, surprises and surprises, you can't just be surprised but not happy, then I will change the plan."
After thinking for a while, Xiao Feng said: "In this way, after Xiao Xuan was hit and flew to the yard, I took a bucket and hit her on the head, and then all of us rushed up and punched and kicked her.
Here comes the key, when Xiaoxuan smashed the bucket off her head angrily, we rolled out the prepared cake and sang happy birthday to her together.
I can guarantee that Xiaoxuan will be moved and weep bitterly after following the procedure I said. "
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." Lu Yao.
"..." Little girl.
Time seemed to freeze at this moment, the three of them understood completely, and Xiao Feng had no intention of helping out seriously at all.
The little girl put down the pen and paper, pouted and complained: "Brother Xiao Feng, what's your idea? Even if Xuanxuan really cried bitterly in the end, it must not be because she was moved, but because she was touched by us. Called."
Xiao Feng said unhappily: "What a great idea, surprise first and then delight, step by step to bring Xiaoxuan to... Hey, why do you push me, I am sincerely helping you with ideas."
The three of them didn't continue to listen to Xiao Feng's explanation, and directly pushed him out the door.
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded from behind him: "It's only now that I understand that people's hearts can be so vicious."
"Xiaoxuan, did you hear what I just said?" Xiao Feng turned around and asked.
Lin Jiaxuan said with a blank expression, "Exactly."
"What a pity." Xiao Feng didn't feel guilty at all, instead he said in a sighing tone: "Such a plan that was both surprising and joyful, was unexpectedly smashed by you in advance."
Lin Jiaxuan did not lose her temper as before, and looked up at the night sky, asking, "What time is it?"
Xiao Feng glanced at the phone: "59:[-]."
"It's almost a new day."
The tone of these words gave people a very complicated feeling.
Hearing something was wrong, Xiao Feng immediately asked: "What do you want to do?"
"Nothing." Lin Jiaxuan smiled and said, "Say thank you to my sister, sister Shihan and sister Lu Yao for me. I will give them this surprise first."
After speaking, he immediately ran towards the corner.
Xiao Feng didn't expect this scene at all, so his reaction was half a beat slow.
However, he soon realized what Lin Jiaxuan was going to do, and hurriedly tried his best to catch up with him, trying to stop him.
However, it was still a step behind.
Looking at the jar that was sealed and opened in the corner, Xiao Feng suddenly understood that the other party had already swallowed the Flower of Eternal Darkness.
"How are you?" Xiao Feng asked while squatting down, holding Lin Jiaxuan's shoulder.
Lin Jiaxuan didn't answer, because she was speechless at the moment, and the bursts of pain seemed to come from the depths of her soul, rushing like a tide, unstoppable!
Under this level of intense pain, Lin Jiaxuan's face flushed instantly.
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood was spat out, and Xiao Feng's face and body were covered with blood spots.
Lin Jiaxuan could no longer maintain a standing posture, and fell directly to Xiao Feng.
"Fuck!"
Xiao Feng subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch Lin Jiaxuan, and couldn't help the galloping horses in his heart.
However, no matter how much you scold at this time, the other party probably won't be able to hear you, so you can only waste your words and make yourself angry.
At this time, Lin Jiaxuan couldn't hold on anymore and wanted to scream out.
Because this kind of pain is really ten thousand times stronger than a knife wound and a gunshot wound, far beyond the limit she can bear.
The next moment, she loosened her clenched white teeth and bit Xiao Feng's arm.
"Crack!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Xiao Feng's pained expression instantly distorted, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead in an instant.
He regretted that he was wearing too thin. If he wore that kind of big padded jacket or down jacket like Jiuye and Sun Shijie, it would definitely not hurt so much.
And Lin Jiaxuan, who bit Xiao Feng, thought to herself: "Is this guy shouting just now? This feels really good!
snort!
Letting you always call me a nickname, this is the price! "
Her thoughts came to an abrupt end, and her consciousness had begun to blur, as if the "body defense system" had been activated.
To put it simply, when encountering unbearable pain, the brain center will forcibly cut off consciousness, and the person will faint in an instant.
"What's going on?" Lin Zhiyan was the first to rush out.
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Are you blind? Your sister bit me, didn't you see?"
Of course Lin Zhiyan saw it, but the question was, why did her sister bite Xiao Feng?
"She ate the Flower of Eternal Darkness." Xiao Feng took a deep breath and said, "She also told me to thank you, this is a surprise she prepared for you."
"what!"
Lin Zhiyan, little girl, and Lu Yao exclaimed at the same time.
At the same time, the brother next door has sat up from the bed.
Turn on the lights, get down, and pack up.
"You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you so nervous?" the daughter-in-law said angrily, frowning.
"Pack up your things and move." The elder brother kept his hands and feet on his feet, and said firmly, "I really can't live a day like this. If you don't want to move, you can live here by yourself."
"Okay, you, are you ready?" The daughter-in-law threw off the quilt, got out of bed with her sleeves rolled up, and shouted, "If you dare to move, see if I don't scratch your face."
"It doesn't matter if it's disfigured, I can't be scared to death."
"You still dare to call me old man, my mother has fought hard with you!"
Without any prelude, a hand-to-hand battle between the husband and wife began.
(End of this chapter)
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