mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 638 Cross the river and demolish the bridge
At the critical moment, Lu Yao opened her mouth to make a rescue, "Brother Yanhuang, I remember you didn't drink water at night, now...you shouldn't have peed, right?"

Xiao Feng glanced at Lu Yao approvingly: "That's right, I'll drink some water to get ready, and then I'll get down to business first."

"What's the business?" Lu Yao and the little girl said in unison.

"Of course I stripped Lin Zhiyan naked first and took to the street." Xiao Feng said without thinking, and then kept winking at Lin Zhiyan.

In the end, it was like winking at a blind man, Lin Zhiyan didn't respond at all.

Xiao Feng couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled Lin Zhiyan aside, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Why are you in a daze, can you be a little professional?"

"Uh... what should I do?" Lin Zhiyan was stunned.

"Does this need to be taught?" Xiao Feng said angrily, "Have you ever met someone who knows that he will be stripped naked and sent to the street, and can be as calm as you, without saying a word?"

Lin Zhiyan replied with a bitter face: "But... But, I really don't know what to say."

"You...forget it, let me teach you." Xiao Feng said quickly: "You can kneel down and beg for mercy, or you can resist desperately, or you can resist death.

No matter what, there can be no reaction at all. "

Lin Zhiyan nodded, and shouted sharply: "Don't come over, if you take another step, I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!

Even if I die, I want to die cleanly! "

"Okay!" Xiao Feng applauded: "Since this is the case, please bite your tongue and kill yourself quickly. I can still be with your sister on the way to Huangquan."

Lin Zhiyan said angrily, "You!"

Xiao Feng laughed lightly and mocked: "What's wrong with me? Don't you want to bite your tongue and kill yourself, don't waste time.

how?

Don't dare?
Persuaded?

Then obediently follow me to the street, there won't be too many people at this point. "

After a while, seeing that Lin Jiaxuan still couldn't open his eyes, Xiao Feng became a little anxious, and said directly: "I'll count to three, if you don't bite your tongue, I'll take off your clothes immediately, tie them up and throw them on the street.

Three...two...one! "

Lin Jiaxuan's closed eyes suddenly opened after the last number exited.

"Jiaxuan!"

Lin Zhiyan shouted in surprise, and hurried over.

"In her current situation, she still can't speak." Sun Shijie said, "What about the medicine? Inform Zhao Guoan and ask him to send the third medicine as soon as possible."

The little girl agreed, and rushed to the door like a gust of wind.

Xiao Feng was a little bit emotional, saying that the medicine cannot be stopped, the medicine cannot be stopped, this is the real medicine that cannot be stopped.

Bowl after bowl, pair after pair.

"Xiaoxuan, are you not pretending to be asleep?" Xiao Feng took two steps forward and asked cheerfully.

Seeing Xiao Feng, Lin Jiaxuan's eyes showed real anger, and her breathing suddenly became heavier, as if she was very excited.

Sun Shijie quickly pushed Xiao Feng aside: "She is not easily excited now, you'd better avoid it first, don't let her see you."

Xiao Feng was not happy at the time: "Isn't this crossing the river and tearing down the bridge? If I hadn't racked my brains to find a way to stimulate her, she wouldn't be able to wake up now, okay?"

"Yes, you have contributed a lot, but it is also true that she gets excited when she sees you." Sun Shijie persuaded earnestly: "If you want to explain the truth, you have to wait for her to recover a little."

Lin Zhiyan turned her head, pursed her lips, and said, "I will explain the matter clearly. If you really feel psychologically unbalanced, then wait until she recovers from her injuries before arguing with her in person."

"Xiaoxuan, you heard me. I am doing this to save face for your sister. When you recover from your injury, see how I deal with you. I will never forget your bite." Xiao Feng said angrily, and then walked out the door outside.

I saw the monks were surrounding Huiyi, "asking about the health and wellness".

"Brother, does your butt still hurt?"

"Eldest brother, I have already said that you shouldn't just practice iron-headed kungfu. A bare-headed iron doesn't work. If someone doesn't use the head, they just greet you on the buttocks. You can't guard against it."

"Brother, tell us quickly, what does it feel like to be shot, isn't it exciting?"

In the middle, Hui blushed and his eyes were red with anger.

These bastards have seized the opportunity to mock themselves. If this continues, how can they maintain their majesty?

"Get out, get out, I'm annoying to see you!" Hui Yi scolded angrily.

Hui Er clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "Senior brother, get angry when you are angry, and you must not speak evil words, otherwise you will only increase your karma, and the gain will not be worth the loss."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone present laughed out loud.

"Cough cough!"

Xiao Feng coughed twice to attract attention.

"Brother Feng, what are your orders?" Hui Shiqi ran over and asked attentively.

"No orders, I just want to say that I am really dissatisfied with your performance this time." Xiao Feng said with a gloomy face: "Such a good close combat condition, you are actually scared to raise your hands and surrender, Have you practiced all your kung fu in vain?"

The monks all lowered their heads. In this matter, a bad performance is a bad performance, and there is nothing to quibble about.

"Brother Feng, if they were holding knives, we would definitely not be afraid, but we have never seen such a thing as a gun before, so we are really guilty." Hui Shiba lowered his head and said.

Xiao Feng immediately laughed: "It's understandable for you to be afraid, after all, it's human nature to face someone with a gun for the first time and lack experience.

But have you ever thought about what's the use of being afraid?

Will the other party be soft-hearted because you are afraid?
Do bullets go around you because you are afraid?

This is still in a relatively narrow area. If you were in an open area, wouldn't you be targeted? "

A series of questioning made the monks completely unable to hold their heads up.

After a long while, Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief and said earnestly: "I don't want to see similar things again in the future. When I arrive in Jiangcheng, I will take you to the shooting range to eliminate the fear that guns bring to you."

"Thank you, Brother Feng!" The monks said in unison, apart from embarrassment, there was also an indescribable excitement in their hearts.

Looking up at the sky, it was already ten minutes before dawn.

Xiao Feng waved his hand and said, "Go back and catch up on sleep. I'll contact you if there's anything to do. I'll leave for Jiangcheng in two days at the latest. Take advantage of this time to clean up all the unfinished things."

After the monks left, Zhao Guoan came out of the kitchen and said with a smile, "It's almost dawn anyway, why don't I cook some dishes and let's have a drink?"

"Okay." Xiao Feng agreed with a nod, secretly surprised that Zhao Guoan's psychological quality seemed a little too strong.

On the other party, it seems that there is no such thing as a psychological shadow at all.

The simplest thing is, if Zhao Guoan's experience during this period of time is taken out and put on ordinary people, it is estimated that he will not be able to recover in three or two months.

But look at the man Zhao Guoan again, he should eat and drink, as if nothing happened.

For this ability alone, Xiao Feng had to say a word of convincing.

Of course, everything has its two sides.

If he didn't have this ability, it is estimated that the grass on Lao Zhao's grave would have been three feet high.

(End of this chapter)