mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 647 Two old men
Chapter 647 Six Old Men
"What happened to you in the teapot?" Bi Quan said angrily.
Bi Junxian knew that since he had said the beginning, it was impossible to hide behind, so he directly confessed: "I got up at night last night, came out of the room and ran to the toilet, but the more I ran, the more anxious I was.
Just when I couldn't hold it back, I saw two teapots on the table. I can't pee my pants as an adult, so I took the purple sand pot and opened the gate to release the water.
I know that you usually use that "small-leaf red sandalwood pot" for drinking tea, but I didn't expect you to use that purple clay pot today. "
Lao Lu's whole body froze immediately. Although he had vaguely guessed the answer a long time ago, it was still a little hard to accept when Bi Junxian said it himself.
No wonder.
No wonder the smell of tea was full of anger.
"You...you...you bastard!"
Bi Quan was trembling all over, and slammed the civilized stick on the table forcefully, saying angrily, "You actually used the teapot I've kept for decades as a chamber pot?"
"Who knew you would make tea with that purple sand pot on a whim." Bi Junxian lowered his head and muttered in a low voice.
As soon as this remark came out, Bi Quan's head buzzed, and he said angrily, "So, I have to thank you for your kindness?"
"Isn't it just the teapot? At worst, I'll pay you a little." Bi Junxian frowned, and said in a tone of "you're making a fuss over a molehill".
"You...I...you..."
Bi Quan was so angry that he began to speak incoherently, his eyes darkened, he took two steps back, and sat down on the chair.
"Master, calm down, calm down, your body belongs to you, don't let your anger break your body." Lao Lu stepped forward to support him, reciting lines and speaking comforting words like extras.
But this is also a very normal phenomenon.
Bi Quan only took a sip of the pot of hot tea and spit it out.
Although Xie Zhuang took a big gulp, he didn't really swallow it down. Only Lao Lu actually drank it down to his stomach.
Thinking of this, Lao Lu felt his stomach churn, and he kept feeling nauseous.
……
Just when Bi Quan was about to die and Xiao Feng was busy transporting gold, silver and jewelry down the mountain, several unexpected guests came to the courtyard.
There were a total of six people who came, all with gray hair, and their average age seemed to be at least 60 years old.
Just when the six people appeared, Lin Zhiyan had already brought the little girl and Lu Yao into the courtyard, and after standing still, she said, "It's late at night, and you enter the door without even saying hello, presumably the visitor is not kind?"
Among the six people, an old man with exaggeratedly big eyes and mouth said with a smile: "Little girl, since you know that we are not kind, why don't you just obediently get caught?
Otherwise, there may be some indelible marks left on your handsome face. "
"Bi Quan asked you to come?" the little girl asked.
"That's right." An old man with a folding fan in his hand replied, "It's better not to waste our tongues if we take people's money and are entrusted by others."
Lu Yao opened her mouth, but before she could say anything, she heard a "squeak" and the door was pushed open.
The six of them didn't make any eye contact, jumped up almost at the same time, jumped to the roofs on both sides, and then boldly looked towards the gate.
Never leave your back to the enemy. This is a painful lesson that countless people have paid for with their lives and blood.
The little girl, Lu Yao and Lin Zhiyan looked at the gate expectantly, hoping that the person who walked in was Xiao Feng.
However, what he saw was Master Jiu who was carrying two bottles of wine.
Today's Jiuye seemed to be in a particularly good mood, with a chrysanthemum-like smile on his face. After seeing the three daughters, he smiled and said, "Where is the old grandson? I'll find him to have a drink or two to relieve boredom."
"Jiuye, you came at a really bad time." The little girl pouted dissatisfiedly.
"What do you mean by that?" Jiu Ye wondered, "Now it's time for dinner."
Lu Yao pointed to the roof: "You look up."
Sun Shijie looked in the direction Lu Yao was pointing at, and immediately widened his eyes: "How could it be you?"
The one with big eyes and mouth, and the one with the folding fan in his hand cupped his hands at Master Jiu and said, "Long time no see."
This scene surprised the three daughters. Looking at it like this, Master Jiu knew this group of people?
After a brief surprise, Lord Jiu walked up to the three women, lowered his voice, and quickly said: "These guys have been famous for a long time, and I know two of them.
The big eyes and big mouth are nicknamed "Lao Ha", and he practices the toad kung fu. The nickname for holding the fan is "Opening the Fan", which means that as long as he opens the fan, the opponent will be unlucky, so don't be careless! "
As soon as the words were finished, Lao Ha on the roof sneered and said: "The famous Jiu Ye back then, how did he like to chew his tongue so much like old ladies?
Shall I pull out your tongue? "
A flash of anger flashed across Jiuye's eyes, but he didn't dare to continue speaking after all.
The reason is still that there is a specialization in art, if it is compared to tomb robbery, six people plus one is not the opponent of Master Jiu.
But when it comes to fighting, it's the other way around. If the six Jiuye are tied together, I'm afraid they can't beat one of the six opponents.
"Go back to the house first, and leave it to us." Lin Zhiyan looked at Master Jiu and said.
Master Jiu nodded tactfully and walked towards Sun Shijie's room.
Fan Kai held the paper fan in his right hand, tapped lightly on the palm of his left hand, and said: "The six of us are fighting with three female dolls, so we might be suspected of bullying the few with more.
I see it this way, how about we take Master Jiu as a hostage and force them to be captured without a fight? "
As soon as this remark came out, the old man with a long beard immediately objected: "You bully the young so much that you don't show your face, and you don't even dare to hit, so you have a good face?
I don't care what you do, anyway, I, Hu Guangxin, can't do this kind of thing. "
Seeing that internal conflicts were about to arise, Lao Ha smoothed things over and said: "Okay, stop arguing, we all have the same goal, there is no need to fight like this.
I see it like this, the three of us go down to fight first, if it doesn't work, we go up together, if it doesn't work, we can take Master Jiu as a hostage, so it's no problem, right? "
The little girl suddenly became unhappy: "Do you treat us like air? Are you not afraid of falling if you are still in the house at a very old age?
To tell you the truth, I suspect that you came here to blackmail us. "
"Little girl, being sharp-mouthed is not a compliment. If you continue to speak unscrupulously, don't blame us for bullying the younger generation." Old Ha Senran said.
The little girl snorted coldly: "Whether you are bullying the younger generation or we are bullying the elderly, it is too early to draw conclusions."
After finishing speaking, he raised the long whip in his hand, and flew towards Lao Ha's ankle with a "swish".
Lao Ha didn't panic and was dissatisfied, he lifted his foot to avoid the long whip, but he didn't expect the long whip to roll towards his other foot, so he quickly lifted the other foot.
The whole set of movements looks like a tap dance, which is indescribably ridiculous.
At this moment, Lin Zhiyan noticed that the fan fan had quietly opened the folding fan in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
"What happened to you in the teapot?" Bi Quan said angrily.
Bi Junxian knew that since he had said the beginning, it was impossible to hide behind, so he directly confessed: "I got up at night last night, came out of the room and ran to the toilet, but the more I ran, the more anxious I was.
Just when I couldn't hold it back, I saw two teapots on the table. I can't pee my pants as an adult, so I took the purple sand pot and opened the gate to release the water.
I know that you usually use that "small-leaf red sandalwood pot" for drinking tea, but I didn't expect you to use that purple clay pot today. "
Lao Lu's whole body froze immediately. Although he had vaguely guessed the answer a long time ago, it was still a little hard to accept when Bi Junxian said it himself.
No wonder.
No wonder the smell of tea was full of anger.
"You...you...you bastard!"
Bi Quan was trembling all over, and slammed the civilized stick on the table forcefully, saying angrily, "You actually used the teapot I've kept for decades as a chamber pot?"
"Who knew you would make tea with that purple sand pot on a whim." Bi Junxian lowered his head and muttered in a low voice.
As soon as this remark came out, Bi Quan's head buzzed, and he said angrily, "So, I have to thank you for your kindness?"
"Isn't it just the teapot? At worst, I'll pay you a little." Bi Junxian frowned, and said in a tone of "you're making a fuss over a molehill".
"You...I...you..."
Bi Quan was so angry that he began to speak incoherently, his eyes darkened, he took two steps back, and sat down on the chair.
"Master, calm down, calm down, your body belongs to you, don't let your anger break your body." Lao Lu stepped forward to support him, reciting lines and speaking comforting words like extras.
But this is also a very normal phenomenon.
Bi Quan only took a sip of the pot of hot tea and spit it out.
Although Xie Zhuang took a big gulp, he didn't really swallow it down. Only Lao Lu actually drank it down to his stomach.
Thinking of this, Lao Lu felt his stomach churn, and he kept feeling nauseous.
……
Just when Bi Quan was about to die and Xiao Feng was busy transporting gold, silver and jewelry down the mountain, several unexpected guests came to the courtyard.
There were a total of six people who came, all with gray hair, and their average age seemed to be at least 60 years old.
Just when the six people appeared, Lin Zhiyan had already brought the little girl and Lu Yao into the courtyard, and after standing still, she said, "It's late at night, and you enter the door without even saying hello, presumably the visitor is not kind?"
Among the six people, an old man with exaggeratedly big eyes and mouth said with a smile: "Little girl, since you know that we are not kind, why don't you just obediently get caught?
Otherwise, there may be some indelible marks left on your handsome face. "
"Bi Quan asked you to come?" the little girl asked.
"That's right." An old man with a folding fan in his hand replied, "It's better not to waste our tongues if we take people's money and are entrusted by others."
Lu Yao opened her mouth, but before she could say anything, she heard a "squeak" and the door was pushed open.
The six of them didn't make any eye contact, jumped up almost at the same time, jumped to the roofs on both sides, and then boldly looked towards the gate.
Never leave your back to the enemy. This is a painful lesson that countless people have paid for with their lives and blood.
The little girl, Lu Yao and Lin Zhiyan looked at the gate expectantly, hoping that the person who walked in was Xiao Feng.
However, what he saw was Master Jiu who was carrying two bottles of wine.
Today's Jiuye seemed to be in a particularly good mood, with a chrysanthemum-like smile on his face. After seeing the three daughters, he smiled and said, "Where is the old grandson? I'll find him to have a drink or two to relieve boredom."
"Jiuye, you came at a really bad time." The little girl pouted dissatisfiedly.
"What do you mean by that?" Jiu Ye wondered, "Now it's time for dinner."
Lu Yao pointed to the roof: "You look up."
Sun Shijie looked in the direction Lu Yao was pointing at, and immediately widened his eyes: "How could it be you?"
The one with big eyes and mouth, and the one with the folding fan in his hand cupped his hands at Master Jiu and said, "Long time no see."
This scene surprised the three daughters. Looking at it like this, Master Jiu knew this group of people?
After a brief surprise, Lord Jiu walked up to the three women, lowered his voice, and quickly said: "These guys have been famous for a long time, and I know two of them.
The big eyes and big mouth are nicknamed "Lao Ha", and he practices the toad kung fu. The nickname for holding the fan is "Opening the Fan", which means that as long as he opens the fan, the opponent will be unlucky, so don't be careless! "
As soon as the words were finished, Lao Ha on the roof sneered and said: "The famous Jiu Ye back then, how did he like to chew his tongue so much like old ladies?
Shall I pull out your tongue? "
A flash of anger flashed across Jiuye's eyes, but he didn't dare to continue speaking after all.
The reason is still that there is a specialization in art, if it is compared to tomb robbery, six people plus one is not the opponent of Master Jiu.
But when it comes to fighting, it's the other way around. If the six Jiuye are tied together, I'm afraid they can't beat one of the six opponents.
"Go back to the house first, and leave it to us." Lin Zhiyan looked at Master Jiu and said.
Master Jiu nodded tactfully and walked towards Sun Shijie's room.
Fan Kai held the paper fan in his right hand, tapped lightly on the palm of his left hand, and said: "The six of us are fighting with three female dolls, so we might be suspected of bullying the few with more.
I see it this way, how about we take Master Jiu as a hostage and force them to be captured without a fight? "
As soon as this remark came out, the old man with a long beard immediately objected: "You bully the young so much that you don't show your face, and you don't even dare to hit, so you have a good face?
I don't care what you do, anyway, I, Hu Guangxin, can't do this kind of thing. "
Seeing that internal conflicts were about to arise, Lao Ha smoothed things over and said: "Okay, stop arguing, we all have the same goal, there is no need to fight like this.
I see it like this, the three of us go down to fight first, if it doesn't work, we go up together, if it doesn't work, we can take Master Jiu as a hostage, so it's no problem, right? "
The little girl suddenly became unhappy: "Do you treat us like air? Are you not afraid of falling if you are still in the house at a very old age?
To tell you the truth, I suspect that you came here to blackmail us. "
"Little girl, being sharp-mouthed is not a compliment. If you continue to speak unscrupulously, don't blame us for bullying the younger generation." Old Ha Senran said.
The little girl snorted coldly: "Whether you are bullying the younger generation or we are bullying the elderly, it is too early to draw conclusions."
After finishing speaking, he raised the long whip in his hand, and flew towards Lao Ha's ankle with a "swish".
Lao Ha didn't panic and was dissatisfied, he lifted his foot to avoid the long whip, but he didn't expect the long whip to roll towards his other foot, so he quickly lifted the other foot.
The whole set of movements looks like a tap dance, which is indescribably ridiculous.
At this moment, Lin Zhiyan noticed that the fan fan had quietly opened the folding fan in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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