mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 655

"I just said that now, don't you think it's too late?" Hu Guangxin turned his head to look at Lin Zhiyan, and said with a serious smile, "I said before, I don't want money, I just want all of you to die!"

After finishing speaking, without hesitation, he punched upwards, straight to Zhao Guoan's head.

In fact, the move seems a bit redundant.

Because Zhao Guoan's struggle at this moment was already very weak, and he started to roll his eyes, his face turned pale, and he was about to die.

For a moment, the little girl, Lu Yao, and Lin Zhiyan ran wildly at the same time, desperately trying to rescue Zhao Guoan.

"boom!"

A sound like an explosion suddenly appeared in the field.

Then I saw two clouds of dust and smoke flying up behind Hu Guangxin, and there seemed to be a small hole in the back of his trousers.

"???" Lu Yao.

"???" Lin Zhiyan.

The two of them had question marks on their foreheads, unable to figure out what was going on.

But the little girl, with a look of surprise on her face, exclaimed: "This is a fart, he farted!"

"..." Lin Zhiyan.

"..." Lu Yao.

The two of them stared at the little girl dumbfounded, as if they were saying: Are you sure you're not kidding me?

At this moment, the explosion-like sound appeared again.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Every time there was a sound, Hu Guangxin couldn't help jumping forward, and at the same time, dust was flying behind him.

As for Zhao Guoan, he had already been thrown aside by him, like a fish being slapped on the beach by the waves, gasping for breath, greedily breathing... the polluted air.

"Old Zhao, that's fart, you like to smell it so much?" the little girl pinched her nose and said with disgust.

Zhao Guoan wanted to die. Of course he knew that some of the air he inhaled, even a large part, was fart.

But is this what he decides?

Physiological reactions are beyond human control.

"Pfft!"

Hu Guangxin knelt down on the ground, and everyone could clearly see that there was a big slit in the back of his trousers.

This scene made everyone look at each other in blank dismay.

Is this... collapsed by a fart?

As for Zhao Guoan, looking at the ass that was aimed at him, he suddenly had an ominous premonition, as if something bad was about to happen.

He didn't dare to be negligent, and he didn't care about his demeanor or face, so he left the spot with both hands and feet, and crawled towards the little girl and the others.

Facts have proved that Zhao Guoan was absolutely right to abandon his face and demeanor this time.

Because just as he crawled away from the spot, a strange sound came from the middle and lower part of Hu Guangxin's body.

"Bah..."

It sounds like a balloon has deflated.

Accompanied by the sound, a pale yellow gas diffused from the gap in Hu Guangxin's trousers, and at the same time his swollen upper body was also deflated at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"This...what's the matter?"

Hu Guangxin looked at the reduced muscles in disbelief, and his tone was full of fear.

He obviously didn't get hit by the door, so how could the skill be broken in advance?
The little girl shook her head and said triumphantly: "Sister Zhiyan, Sister Lu Yao, have you all seen it? If you want to say who is in charge of the ups and downs at the critical moment, it depends on me, little princess Mu Shihan!"

"..." Lin Zhiyan.

"..." Lu Yao.

After being speechless for a long time, Lu Yao frowned and said, "It seems to be the credit of Zhao Guoan, right?"

"How can it be his credit." The little girl said anxiously: "I came up with the idea, if you don't believe me, you can ask Lao Zhao."

As he said that, he turned his gaze to Zhao Guoan, only to see that he was gasping for breath: "Hiss..."

The little girl was dumbfounded, and asked blankly: "Old Zhao, you really like this one?"

It's no wonder that the little girl is thinking crookedly, it is really Zhao Guoan's performance at the moment, and there is indeed an element of perversion in it.

Of course, Zhao Guoan didn't really like to smell farts, but he couldn't help being afraid after seeing this scene.

If I hadn't left in time just now, I would have been shrouded in this colored air by now, right?

Thinking of this, Zhao Guoan couldn't help being afraid again, he opened his mouth and took a deep breath: "Hiss..."

This time, not only the little girl and the others couldn't stand it anymore, even Hua Ling couldn't help being dumbfounded: "This thing... is also addictive?"

The little girl felt that she couldn't hold her face any longer, she kicked it, and said angrily: "Don't be ashamed, go back to the house quickly."

Zhao Guoan didn't change his tune at this juncture, he patted the dirt on his body, and walked into the house leisurely. The pace of walking was a bit like "the return of the king".

No need to guess, this guy is going to come in and brag with Zhen Jinghan and Lin Jiaxuan.

Hu Guangxin sat on the ground panting heavily, but his face was a little pale and his eyes were a little empty.

"Hey, don't pretend to be stupid, did you knock yourself out, or did we help you?" The little girl said condescendingly.

However, what responded to her... was a loud "bang", like an old-fashioned popcorn popping.

At the same time as the loud noise, Hu Guangxin, who was sitting on the ground, lifted his butt slightly off the ground, as if he moved forward a few centimeters.

"..."

The four women present were all stunned, the recoil was too great.

But no one thought that this was just the beginning.

The next moment, something that surprised everyone happened.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

I saw Hu Guangxin was like sitting in a "bang bang car", being pushed forward by the fart, and in less than ten seconds, he had already collapsed a meter away.

One meter doesn't sound like much distance.

Adults with long legs can walk more than one meter in one step.

However, who can sit on the ground and fart and collapse himself a meter?
Or don't say how far it collapses, if you can collapse, you are considered a strong man!

"Bang bang bang bang!"

The frequency of Hu Guangxin's farting began to increase, and the speed of his progress became faster and faster.

The four women present dare to swear to God, this is definitely the loudest fart and the most rhythmic serial fart I have ever heard in my life.

"It stinks, shall we go back to the house soon?" The little girl said while pinching her nose.

Lu Yao pointed to Hu Guangxin who had got up from the ground and stumbled towards the door, and asked, "Then what should he do?"

"Let him go." Lin Zhiyan gave the answer: "Someone has to go back and report. Bi Quan and Bi Junxian are really pushing their limits, shameless, and pinched us as soft persimmons."

The tone of these words was very plain, but there seemed to be a feeling of storms coming in the plainness, which made one couldn't help suspecting that she would definitely take revenge.

However, Lin Zhiyan didn't intend to explain further, but looked at Hua Ling, and made a gesture of invitation: "Go into the room, if you have anything to say, let's go in and talk, your injury also needs to be dealt with."

Hua Ling was not polite either, she nodded and walked into the house first.

"Sister Zhiyan, why are you being so polite to her?" the little girl pouted dissatisfiedly.

Lin Zhiyan said earnestly: "A lot of times, we can't just be arrogant, no matter what, she has helped us, this favor must be remembered.

Now that she is injured, we can't just sit idly by. "

(End of this chapter)