mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 661 Special Patient Number
Chapter 661 Special Patient Number
If anyone is in a worse mood than Lin Jiaxuan at this moment, then it is undoubtedly the father and son Bi Quan and Bi Junxian.
In the gazebo of the manor, Hu Guangxin was sitting on a stone bench, his body was shaking all the time, and there would be a "bang" sound if he didn't shake even once.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
There was almost no interruption in the sound, and along with the sound, there was an aura that strangers should not enter.
Bi Quan, father and son, and the housekeeper, Lao Lu, left the pavilion early.
The smell must be on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is because this scene is so shocking, let alone seeing it, I have never even heard of it.
"Six people shot together, five were captured, and one couldn't stop farting." Bi Quan looked at Lao Lu with a gloomy face: "Is this what you said was foolproof?"
Lao Lu lowered his head and said nothing, he would never have imagined such a result.
Is that courtyard house really a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair?
Who can't eat it?
"Pfft...hahahahaha."
Bi Junxian suddenly bent over and laughed, patted his thigh while laughing, and squeezed out a few drops of tears.
"Bastard!" Bi Quan slammed his civilized stick on the ground, angrily reprimanded, "What are you laughing at?"
Bi Junxian pointed to Hu Guangxin who was pale in the pavilion and kept wiping cold sweat, and said, "Dad...no...it's not that I want to laugh...it's really hahahaha...look at him like that, I...I can't hold back Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"..." Bi Quan.
"..." Old Lu.
It's no wonder that Bi Junxian, from this perspective, Hu Guangxin was blocked by the stone table from the waist, only the upper body was shaking constantly.
This look is very similar to a farmer uncle driving a tractor in the countryside.
Of course, if you really saw someone driving a tractor, you would definitely not be able to laugh.
The main reason is that Hu Guangxin didn't drive the tractor, but he gave people a sense of sight that he was driving the tractor, which is quite funny.
"Have you laughed enough?" Bi Quan asked with a dark face.
He was really depressed to the extreme, and even once suspected that there was something wrong with the manor's feng shui.
It was only a few days since I moved in. First, my son had diarrhea in the hot spring in front of the public, and then he urinated in his teapot.
Now, there's another farting guy sitting in the gazebo.
Shit, pee, fart.
All these three things let me catch up, who can stand it?
Bi Junxian watched his father's face getting more and more ugly, and hurriedly stopped laughing, straightened his expression, and asked, "Dad, what should we do next?"
"What should I do?" Bi Quan said coldly, "Lao Lu, go to Guan Huarong now and ask him, when I promise him such a big benefit, how long does he plan to watch the show?"
As soon as the words fell, a vicissitudes of life sounded not far behind him: "Brother Bi, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I'm still so angry."
Everyone looked back, and they saw Guan Huarong and his housekeeper, who were led by the guards at the gate.
Bi Quan snorted coldly, and said angrily, "I thought Brother Guan didn't intend to stand in the united front with me."
"Brother Bi, what are you talking about? How could I give up such a big benefit." Guan Huarong laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, I have used all the relationship channels these days, and finally got to know Xiao Feng in detail. people."
With that said, he stretched his hand aside.
The butler behind him immediately handed over a folder to him.
Guan Huarong took two steps and handed it to Bi Quan: "Brother Bi, please have a look."
Bi Quan took it and flipped through the pages, frowning even more.
After reading the last page, Bi Quan closed the folder and said solemnly: "This Xiao Feng is a rare talent, but it's a pity that there is no turning back.
The matter has come to this point, there is no retreat at all, no matter how high the price is, he has to bite the bullet and go down. "
The information Guan Huarong investigated is exhaustive, covering almost most of his experiences except for a few secrets.
From the information, it is not difficult to see that Xiao Feng is a character who will take revenge and is quite vengeful.
This is also the reason why Bi Quan said that there was no way out, and sent people to chase after him one after another. If Xiao Feng could agree to make big things small, he himself would not believe it.
"Brother Guan's investigation is detailed enough, but what I want to say is that it is important to collect information about the opponent, but we are on the same boat, Brother Guan can't stay out forever, right?" Bi Quan said in a muffled voice.
"Of course!"
Guan Huarong nodded and said, "To be honest, I have already sent people to attack, but it is not aimed at Xiao Feng, but at his friends and women at home."
Bi Quan's eyes lit up, Xiao Feng is strong enough, but he can't have a good relationship with all of them, as long as he grasps one, then everything will be fine.
Just at this time, a gust of wind blows.
Guan Huarong frowned, the night wind was very cool, but the wind just now, the coolness was secondary, the main thing was...why is it so stinky?
Looking around, I saw someone lying on the stone table in the gazebo, as if asleep, motionless.
"Brother Bi, who is that?" Guan Huarong pointed to Hu Guangxin in the gazebo, his eyes full of doubts.
Bi Quan turned his face to look sideways, and said under cover: "Oh, a friend."
"friend?"
Guan Huarong frowned: "Brother Bi, this friend looks like he's drunk. Judging by his actions, I'm afraid he's having a...dream?"
Since Hu Guangxin lay prone on the stone table and farted from time to time, due to the recoil, he looked as if he was doing something indescribable.
"Well, I drank a few times more." Bi Quan said along the words.
Guan Huarong took another look at Hu Guangxin, obviously disbelieving, but Bi Quan obviously didn't want to say more, so he didn't continue to ask.
After seeing off Guan Huarong and his housekeeper, Bi Quan said dissatisfiedly, "Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet?"
"The hospital said it was a traffic jam, so we have to wait." Lao Lu replied.
Bi Quan walked back and said, "It's already this point, why are there still traffic jams?"
As soon as the words fell, the siren of an ambulance came from the gate of the manor.
Several medical staff in white coats got out of the car, and one of them stood at the gate with a mask on, looking at the brightly lit scene in the manor, with a strange look in his eyes.
"What are you in a daze for? Hurry up and save someone." A colleague patted him on the shoulder and said.
"It's nothing, it's just that I came to this place two days ago, and the one who had diarrhea and went to the emergency room was carried to the hospital from here."
"Really? That's a coincidence."
"I have a hunch that the person who will be admitted to the hospital today must be the same as the one last time, a special patient we have never seen before."
"Put it down, it's enough for this kind of thing to happen once, how can it happen again and again."
However, everyone was stunned when they saw Hu Guangxin who was in a coma and still farted loudly from time to time.
All eyes turned to the colleague who just said that he had a premonition, the look in his eyes seemed to ask: Are you a prophet?
(End of this chapter)
If anyone is in a worse mood than Lin Jiaxuan at this moment, then it is undoubtedly the father and son Bi Quan and Bi Junxian.
In the gazebo of the manor, Hu Guangxin was sitting on a stone bench, his body was shaking all the time, and there would be a "bang" sound if he didn't shake even once.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
There was almost no interruption in the sound, and along with the sound, there was an aura that strangers should not enter.
Bi Quan, father and son, and the housekeeper, Lao Lu, left the pavilion early.
The smell must be on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is because this scene is so shocking, let alone seeing it, I have never even heard of it.
"Six people shot together, five were captured, and one couldn't stop farting." Bi Quan looked at Lao Lu with a gloomy face: "Is this what you said was foolproof?"
Lao Lu lowered his head and said nothing, he would never have imagined such a result.
Is that courtyard house really a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair?
Who can't eat it?
"Pfft...hahahahaha."
Bi Junxian suddenly bent over and laughed, patted his thigh while laughing, and squeezed out a few drops of tears.
"Bastard!" Bi Quan slammed his civilized stick on the ground, angrily reprimanded, "What are you laughing at?"
Bi Junxian pointed to Hu Guangxin who was pale in the pavilion and kept wiping cold sweat, and said, "Dad...no...it's not that I want to laugh...it's really hahahaha...look at him like that, I...I can't hold back Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"..." Bi Quan.
"..." Old Lu.
It's no wonder that Bi Junxian, from this perspective, Hu Guangxin was blocked by the stone table from the waist, only the upper body was shaking constantly.
This look is very similar to a farmer uncle driving a tractor in the countryside.
Of course, if you really saw someone driving a tractor, you would definitely not be able to laugh.
The main reason is that Hu Guangxin didn't drive the tractor, but he gave people a sense of sight that he was driving the tractor, which is quite funny.
"Have you laughed enough?" Bi Quan asked with a dark face.
He was really depressed to the extreme, and even once suspected that there was something wrong with the manor's feng shui.
It was only a few days since I moved in. First, my son had diarrhea in the hot spring in front of the public, and then he urinated in his teapot.
Now, there's another farting guy sitting in the gazebo.
Shit, pee, fart.
All these three things let me catch up, who can stand it?
Bi Junxian watched his father's face getting more and more ugly, and hurriedly stopped laughing, straightened his expression, and asked, "Dad, what should we do next?"
"What should I do?" Bi Quan said coldly, "Lao Lu, go to Guan Huarong now and ask him, when I promise him such a big benefit, how long does he plan to watch the show?"
As soon as the words fell, a vicissitudes of life sounded not far behind him: "Brother Bi, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I'm still so angry."
Everyone looked back, and they saw Guan Huarong and his housekeeper, who were led by the guards at the gate.
Bi Quan snorted coldly, and said angrily, "I thought Brother Guan didn't intend to stand in the united front with me."
"Brother Bi, what are you talking about? How could I give up such a big benefit." Guan Huarong laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, I have used all the relationship channels these days, and finally got to know Xiao Feng in detail. people."
With that said, he stretched his hand aside.
The butler behind him immediately handed over a folder to him.
Guan Huarong took two steps and handed it to Bi Quan: "Brother Bi, please have a look."
Bi Quan took it and flipped through the pages, frowning even more.
After reading the last page, Bi Quan closed the folder and said solemnly: "This Xiao Feng is a rare talent, but it's a pity that there is no turning back.
The matter has come to this point, there is no retreat at all, no matter how high the price is, he has to bite the bullet and go down. "
The information Guan Huarong investigated is exhaustive, covering almost most of his experiences except for a few secrets.
From the information, it is not difficult to see that Xiao Feng is a character who will take revenge and is quite vengeful.
This is also the reason why Bi Quan said that there was no way out, and sent people to chase after him one after another. If Xiao Feng could agree to make big things small, he himself would not believe it.
"Brother Guan's investigation is detailed enough, but what I want to say is that it is important to collect information about the opponent, but we are on the same boat, Brother Guan can't stay out forever, right?" Bi Quan said in a muffled voice.
"Of course!"
Guan Huarong nodded and said, "To be honest, I have already sent people to attack, but it is not aimed at Xiao Feng, but at his friends and women at home."
Bi Quan's eyes lit up, Xiao Feng is strong enough, but he can't have a good relationship with all of them, as long as he grasps one, then everything will be fine.
Just at this time, a gust of wind blows.
Guan Huarong frowned, the night wind was very cool, but the wind just now, the coolness was secondary, the main thing was...why is it so stinky?
Looking around, I saw someone lying on the stone table in the gazebo, as if asleep, motionless.
"Brother Bi, who is that?" Guan Huarong pointed to Hu Guangxin in the gazebo, his eyes full of doubts.
Bi Quan turned his face to look sideways, and said under cover: "Oh, a friend."
"friend?"
Guan Huarong frowned: "Brother Bi, this friend looks like he's drunk. Judging by his actions, I'm afraid he's having a...dream?"
Since Hu Guangxin lay prone on the stone table and farted from time to time, due to the recoil, he looked as if he was doing something indescribable.
"Well, I drank a few times more." Bi Quan said along the words.
Guan Huarong took another look at Hu Guangxin, obviously disbelieving, but Bi Quan obviously didn't want to say more, so he didn't continue to ask.
After seeing off Guan Huarong and his housekeeper, Bi Quan said dissatisfiedly, "Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet?"
"The hospital said it was a traffic jam, so we have to wait." Lao Lu replied.
Bi Quan walked back and said, "It's already this point, why are there still traffic jams?"
As soon as the words fell, the siren of an ambulance came from the gate of the manor.
Several medical staff in white coats got out of the car, and one of them stood at the gate with a mask on, looking at the brightly lit scene in the manor, with a strange look in his eyes.
"What are you in a daze for? Hurry up and save someone." A colleague patted him on the shoulder and said.
"It's nothing, it's just that I came to this place two days ago, and the one who had diarrhea and went to the emergency room was carried to the hospital from here."
"Really? That's a coincidence."
"I have a hunch that the person who will be admitted to the hospital today must be the same as the one last time, a special patient we have never seen before."
"Put it down, it's enough for this kind of thing to happen once, how can it happen again and again."
However, everyone was stunned when they saw Hu Guangxin who was in a coma and still farted loudly from time to time.
All eyes turned to the colleague who just said that he had a premonition, the look in his eyes seemed to ask: Are you a prophet?
(End of this chapter)
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