mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 672 Unboxing
Chapter 672 Unboxing
"Hey, old grandson, is this the birthday gift from your closed disciple?" An old man stood up and asked, pointing to the box being carried by four people.
"That's right, that's right." Sun Yiyang nodded as he walked to the main seat.
Another person asked, "What's in it?"
"I don't know about this, you have seen it too, and you haven't unpacked it yet." Sun Yiyang replied casually.
While talking, Sun Yiyang walked up the steps, and after standing still, straightened his tie, and then said: "First of all, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come and support me.
In fact, they said it was to celebrate my birthday, but everyone knows that I, Sun Yiyang, are not that particular about people. The other main purpose of this banquet is to let everyone get together by taking this opportunity.
At this age, to put it bluntly, it can be said that we have seen each other less, maybe this time will be the last time..."
As soon as the words fell, an old woman wearing glasses stood up next to Sun Ze, with a rather ugly expression on her face.
"Grandma, don't get excited. Today is my grandpa's birthday. He can say whatever he wants." Sun Ze quickly stopped him.
The old woman's name is Du Yunping, and she is Sun Yiyang's wife.
She was wearing a gray cheongsam, which looked very clean, in stark contrast to Sun Yiyang, who was wearing a bright red suit.
Du Yunping snorted coldly, and said sullenly: "This old man, I wrote the speech for him, and asked him to recite it to me last night, but he still made a fool of me when we arrived.
Tell me, tell me, is what he just said human? "
"..." Sun Ze.
I can't take this.
Although he also felt that Sun Yiyang's sentence "there is less time to see each other, this time may be the last time" is very inappropriate, especially it should not appear at the birthday banquet.
But the other party was his grandfather after all, and it was not his turn to criticize him as a junior.
Fortunately, most of the people present were old friends of Sun Yiyang, so they naturally knew what kind of style this person spoke, and Sun Yiyang didn't say anything uncomfortable afterwards, so Du Yunping didn't pursue it anymore.
After talking for half an hour, Sun Yiyang's expression was still unfinished, but he had to stop talking.
One is because there are no words, and the other is because if I continue to talk, it is estimated that the people below should quit.
After all, everyone came to the banquet, not to listen to Sun Yiyang's speech.
"Okay, old grandson, open the box and let us open our eyes to see what your closed disciples gave you, how about it?" someone said.
"This is easy." Sun Yiyang picked up the microphone and waved his hand: "Unbox!"
Immediately someone opened the box, and everyone saw that there were several sets of clothes in addition to a large packing box.
There are sailor uniforms, maid uniforms, and stewardess uniforms, etc., covering almost all the favorite tastes of otaku.
Sun Yiyang stared, not understanding what it was, the clothes he bought for himself?
The person who unpacked the box could clearly see that it was definitely not for men. He looked at Sun Yiyang and asked hesitantly, "This box...is it still unpacked?"
"Demolish, why not demolish." Sun Yiyang said without hesitation.
"Don't dismantle it, don't dismantle it first!" Sun Ze shouted, while running to Sun Yiyang on the stage, he said urgently: "Grandpa, we can't dismantle it anymore."
It's not that Sun Ze knows how to see through and see what's inside.
Mainly the pink hard board packaging, combined with those uniforms, it is too easy to make people think about it.
At least at this moment, the expressions of many young people present began to become strange and expectant.
"Old Sun, quickly dismantle it, let us all open our eyes." Someone urged.
Sun Yiyang felt that he couldn't hold back his face, so he pushed Sun Ze aside and said decisively: "Go ahead and tear it down!"
The next step is easy to disassemble. The cardboard box is push-pull and divided into three parts: upper, middle and lower.
Just push the cardboard aside to see what's inside.
Sun Ze suddenly complained, "Zhao Guoan, Zhao Guoan, don't you dare die!"
The first thing to push away was the top cardboard.
And the moment the cardboard was pushed away, everyone present was stunned, followed by the woman's screams, and even some timid ones ran away from their seats, and the scene was in chaos.
Because what came into view was the head of a woman with long hair and a shawl, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and beautiful facial features. At first glance, it was no different from a real person.
However, if you look closely, you can still see that it is a dummy, but it is quite realistic.
"Ah ah ah ah ah! I was scared to death! I was scared to death!" A woman said in shock.
"What the hell is that?"
"Haven't you seen this before? That's right, you're not yet an adult, you'll know it when you grow up."
Amidst the discussion, many young men guessed the truth.
Sun Yiyang on the steps turned pale, gritted his teeth and said, "Continue to dismantle!"
Of course he already understood what was in it, but he still had the mentality of just in case, or a broken can, thinking that Zhao Guoan did it on purpose.
Maybe pull away the second cardboard, which is full of gold and diamonds?
Even if it's not gold and diamonds, it's fine.
Du Yunping couldn't bear it any longer, she patted the table directly and said, "Old man, don't you think it's embarrassing and uneven?"
"Leave her alone, tear you apart." Sun Yiyang said impatiently.
"Crack!"
The second piece of cardboard was pulled away, and everyone present was stunned again.
That white flower is so dazzling that people can't keep their eyes open!
"On time!"
"It's almost a G cup."
"Where did I buy this doll? It looks the same as the real thing, but I don't know how it feels in the hand."
The three of them were still discussing in depth, when they suddenly felt as if someone was staring at them from behind, when they looked back, it was their daughter-in-law.
For a while, the air was suddenly quiet.
The three of them looked at each other, the expressions in their eyes were one-third flustered, three-point helpless, three-point panic, and there was a trace of remorse.
It would be great if there was no cheap talk.
Seeing this scene, Du Yunping's body trembled for a while, she was so angry that she couldn't even speak, then her body tilted to the side, and she fainted from the anger.
And as Du Yunping fainted, the venue completely lost control, and even a hot-tempered couple immediately started to fight, and wine bottles, dishes and dishes flew all over the sky.
"Old Sun, we really opened our eyes this time, it's an eye-opener."
Under the steps, the old men with civilized sticks in their hands shook their heads and sighed, all of them sighed.
"Get out, get out of here, I don't want to see you!" Sun Yiyang scolded with a livid face, and hurried to check on his wife's condition.
Sun Ze frowned, his eyes thoughtful.
He didn't believe that Zhao Guoan dared to do this, maybe there was a misunderstanding.
But regardless of whether there was a misunderstanding or not, Zhao Guoan was finished this time, and what awaited him would be what he liked the most.
Of course, it would be more perfect without this amazing and eye-catching birthday gift event.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, old grandson, is this the birthday gift from your closed disciple?" An old man stood up and asked, pointing to the box being carried by four people.
"That's right, that's right." Sun Yiyang nodded as he walked to the main seat.
Another person asked, "What's in it?"
"I don't know about this, you have seen it too, and you haven't unpacked it yet." Sun Yiyang replied casually.
While talking, Sun Yiyang walked up the steps, and after standing still, straightened his tie, and then said: "First of all, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come and support me.
In fact, they said it was to celebrate my birthday, but everyone knows that I, Sun Yiyang, are not that particular about people. The other main purpose of this banquet is to let everyone get together by taking this opportunity.
At this age, to put it bluntly, it can be said that we have seen each other less, maybe this time will be the last time..."
As soon as the words fell, an old woman wearing glasses stood up next to Sun Ze, with a rather ugly expression on her face.
"Grandma, don't get excited. Today is my grandpa's birthday. He can say whatever he wants." Sun Ze quickly stopped him.
The old woman's name is Du Yunping, and she is Sun Yiyang's wife.
She was wearing a gray cheongsam, which looked very clean, in stark contrast to Sun Yiyang, who was wearing a bright red suit.
Du Yunping snorted coldly, and said sullenly: "This old man, I wrote the speech for him, and asked him to recite it to me last night, but he still made a fool of me when we arrived.
Tell me, tell me, is what he just said human? "
"..." Sun Ze.
I can't take this.
Although he also felt that Sun Yiyang's sentence "there is less time to see each other, this time may be the last time" is very inappropriate, especially it should not appear at the birthday banquet.
But the other party was his grandfather after all, and it was not his turn to criticize him as a junior.
Fortunately, most of the people present were old friends of Sun Yiyang, so they naturally knew what kind of style this person spoke, and Sun Yiyang didn't say anything uncomfortable afterwards, so Du Yunping didn't pursue it anymore.
After talking for half an hour, Sun Yiyang's expression was still unfinished, but he had to stop talking.
One is because there are no words, and the other is because if I continue to talk, it is estimated that the people below should quit.
After all, everyone came to the banquet, not to listen to Sun Yiyang's speech.
"Okay, old grandson, open the box and let us open our eyes to see what your closed disciples gave you, how about it?" someone said.
"This is easy." Sun Yiyang picked up the microphone and waved his hand: "Unbox!"
Immediately someone opened the box, and everyone saw that there were several sets of clothes in addition to a large packing box.
There are sailor uniforms, maid uniforms, and stewardess uniforms, etc., covering almost all the favorite tastes of otaku.
Sun Yiyang stared, not understanding what it was, the clothes he bought for himself?
The person who unpacked the box could clearly see that it was definitely not for men. He looked at Sun Yiyang and asked hesitantly, "This box...is it still unpacked?"
"Demolish, why not demolish." Sun Yiyang said without hesitation.
"Don't dismantle it, don't dismantle it first!" Sun Ze shouted, while running to Sun Yiyang on the stage, he said urgently: "Grandpa, we can't dismantle it anymore."
It's not that Sun Ze knows how to see through and see what's inside.
Mainly the pink hard board packaging, combined with those uniforms, it is too easy to make people think about it.
At least at this moment, the expressions of many young people present began to become strange and expectant.
"Old Sun, quickly dismantle it, let us all open our eyes." Someone urged.
Sun Yiyang felt that he couldn't hold back his face, so he pushed Sun Ze aside and said decisively: "Go ahead and tear it down!"
The next step is easy to disassemble. The cardboard box is push-pull and divided into three parts: upper, middle and lower.
Just push the cardboard aside to see what's inside.
Sun Ze suddenly complained, "Zhao Guoan, Zhao Guoan, don't you dare die!"
The first thing to push away was the top cardboard.
And the moment the cardboard was pushed away, everyone present was stunned, followed by the woman's screams, and even some timid ones ran away from their seats, and the scene was in chaos.
Because what came into view was the head of a woman with long hair and a shawl, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and beautiful facial features. At first glance, it was no different from a real person.
However, if you look closely, you can still see that it is a dummy, but it is quite realistic.
"Ah ah ah ah ah! I was scared to death! I was scared to death!" A woman said in shock.
"What the hell is that?"
"Haven't you seen this before? That's right, you're not yet an adult, you'll know it when you grow up."
Amidst the discussion, many young men guessed the truth.
Sun Yiyang on the steps turned pale, gritted his teeth and said, "Continue to dismantle!"
Of course he already understood what was in it, but he still had the mentality of just in case, or a broken can, thinking that Zhao Guoan did it on purpose.
Maybe pull away the second cardboard, which is full of gold and diamonds?
Even if it's not gold and diamonds, it's fine.
Du Yunping couldn't bear it any longer, she patted the table directly and said, "Old man, don't you think it's embarrassing and uneven?"
"Leave her alone, tear you apart." Sun Yiyang said impatiently.
"Crack!"
The second piece of cardboard was pulled away, and everyone present was stunned again.
That white flower is so dazzling that people can't keep their eyes open!
"On time!"
"It's almost a G cup."
"Where did I buy this doll? It looks the same as the real thing, but I don't know how it feels in the hand."
The three of them were still discussing in depth, when they suddenly felt as if someone was staring at them from behind, when they looked back, it was their daughter-in-law.
For a while, the air was suddenly quiet.
The three of them looked at each other, the expressions in their eyes were one-third flustered, three-point helpless, three-point panic, and there was a trace of remorse.
It would be great if there was no cheap talk.
Seeing this scene, Du Yunping's body trembled for a while, she was so angry that she couldn't even speak, then her body tilted to the side, and she fainted from the anger.
And as Du Yunping fainted, the venue completely lost control, and even a hot-tempered couple immediately started to fight, and wine bottles, dishes and dishes flew all over the sky.
"Old Sun, we really opened our eyes this time, it's an eye-opener."
Under the steps, the old men with civilized sticks in their hands shook their heads and sighed, all of them sighed.
"Get out, get out of here, I don't want to see you!" Sun Yiyang scolded with a livid face, and hurried to check on his wife's condition.
Sun Ze frowned, his eyes thoughtful.
He didn't believe that Zhao Guoan dared to do this, maybe there was a misunderstanding.
But regardless of whether there was a misunderstanding or not, Zhao Guoan was finished this time, and what awaited him would be what he liked the most.
Of course, it would be more perfect without this amazing and eye-catching birthday gift event.
(End of this chapter)
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