mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 674
Chapter 674
Today's night is very gloomy, there is neither moon nor stars in the sky, only the cold wind, blowing on people in waves, like waves pushing forward waves without end.
On the mountain behind Anping Temple, the semi-trailer was still parked at the foot of the mountain, and the two drivers squatted on the ground, smoking a cigarette, shivering from the cold.
The cigarette butts flickered, reflecting the flushed faces of the two.
One of the drivers took a deep breath, then pressed the cigarette butt out on the ground, and walked to the rear of the car.
Looking at the shirtless Hui Shiqi and Hui Shiba with a look of admiration, he asked, "Two masters, don't you feel cold?"
Hui Shiqiu and Hui Shiba looked at each other, and they could see the inexplicable look in each other's eyes, as if they were saying: What is cold?
After a while, the two shook their heads at the same time, answering the driver's question.
"call……"
The driver let out a white breath and rubbed his hands together vigorously to relieve the stiffness in his finger joints.
At this time, another driver also came over and said, "Well... two masters, can you give us the car keys, it's too cold, we want to blow some warm air."
"Give you the car keys, what should you do if you just drive away?" Hui Shiqi said unmoved.
Hui Shiba even patted his chest, and said arrogantly: "Where is it cold, it is obviously cool, okay?
I also want to ask you guys, don’t you feel hot when you wear it so thick, with three layers on the inside and three layers on the outside? "
The two drivers looked at each other, feeling powerless to complain.
In fact, both of them also knew that the things pulled on the car were not simple.
After all, even the drones are used, so there is such a big battle, the things in the box are absolutely impossible to be ordinary things!
So, asking for the car keys and sitting comfortably in the cab blowing warm air must be a dead end.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged driver, Lao Cui, with thinning hair, stepped back and said, "Two masters, the weather is really too cold, and we can barely handle it.
It is said that the monks are compassionate, so you two should show mercy and teach us how to resist the severe cold? "
The driver Xiaoshi, who is younger and has thick hair, immediately shines.
He obviously thought more than Old Cui, who was only thinking about how to warm up his body, but he saw a way to get rich from it.
Girls nowadays care about their figure and clothing the most. The south is better, but in the north in winter, everyone is covered tightly, and no matter how good their figure is, they can't show it.
If he could really learn something from these two monks to keep his body from getting cold, wouldn't the shiny money be scrambling to put it in his pocket?
And it's not just about making money, maybe you can meet one or two people who are willing to buy some color, and then you will have all the money and sex.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, Xiao Shi hurriedly spoke up and said, "Yes, yes, please be merciful to the two masters, and teach us two skills to keep out the cold."
Hui Shiqi smiled: "Really want to learn?"
"Yeah." Old Cui and Xiaoshi Xiaoji nodded repeatedly as if they were pecking at rice.
"Okay, since you want to learn, I'll teach you a trick." Hui Shiqi readily agreed, and said, "Wait a moment, I'll come right away."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and gave Hui Shiba a look of "watching these two people", and then walked into the distance.
Old Cui and Xiaoshi stood there waiting with full expectation, especially Xiaoshi, who was so excited that he didn't feel cold at all, and even wanted to take off his clothes and run naked.
He was already thinking about how to spend money to enjoy himself when he had money.
It goes without saying that driving a good car and living in a villa is a standard for successful people.
Wearing famous watches, smoking good cigarettes, and drinking good wine are also necessary.
At that time, I will let those guys who see people as low as dogs see that I am already an existence that they can't afford.
"What are you laughing at?" Old Cui looked at Xiaoshi strangely.
Xiaoshi was stunned, and woke up from the fantasy: "Did I laugh? You must have read it wrong, I didn't smile, I didn't laugh."
Old Cui wanted to say something else, but he saw Hui Shiqi coming from a distance, holding a... stone two times bigger than a football?
"What is this for?" Old Cui wondered.
Hui Shiba smiled: "Don't you think it's cold, my brother must want to keep you warm."
While speaking, Hui Shiqi had already come, and without any explanation, he stuffed two stones into the arms of Old Cui and Xiao Shi, and said, "Hold it well."
With black question marks on their faces, Old Cui and Xiaoshi said in unison: "And then?"
"Then hold the stone and run around the car for half an hour. Not only do you not feel cold, but you also feel hot and want to take off your clothes." Hui Shiba said seriously.
What he is doing at this moment is similar to Xiao Feng's previous "labor heating method" where he asked two cannon fodders to chop bamboo on the mountain.
"Run, don't you feel cold? It won't be cold after running." Hui Shiqi urged.
"..." Old Cui.
"..." Xiao Shi.
This method still needs you to teach?
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded: "Hehe, it's still quite lively."
Hui Shiqiu and Hui Shiba turned around at the same time, surprised and said: "Brother Feng, why are you here?"
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "It's okay if you don't come, you put such an important thing in the car, can you guarantee that nothing will go wrong?"
"Yes!" Hui Shiba said firmly: "Absolutely, we will try our best not to, but we must keep the things in the car!"
"Really?" Xiao Feng sneered, took out a pistol from his pocket, pointed the gun at Hui Shiba: "Do you still dare to be so confident now?"
Hui Shiba swallowed her saliva and stammered: "Brother Feng, let's not make such a joke, put down the gun quickly, in case it goes off..."
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Feng's index finger moved.
"Snapped!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hui Shiba screamed, turned around and ran all the way.
But after running a long distance, he found that he didn't feel any pain.
Turning his head to look, he saw a wisp of flame swaying in the wind on the muzzle of the gun.
Obviously, the gun is a fake, it's actually a lighter.
"Brother Feng, can you stop being so scary in the future?" Hui Shiba complained.
Xiao Feng frowned: "Even a lighter scares you like this. Is this what you mean by desperately trying to keep the things in the car?"
"I..." Hui Shiba was suddenly at a loss for words, and lowered her head deeply.
Hui Shiqi opened his mouth and said: "This thing has left too much shadow in our hearts, Brother Feng, please understand, Shiba is still young, if it were me, it would definitely not be like this."
Xiao Feng smiled and said: "Hehe, I just like you who talk nonsense and don't write drafts."
After speaking, he reached into his pocket with his left hand and took out a pistol that was exactly the same as his right hand.
Then pointed the gun at Hui Shiqi, grinned and said, "Guess, is the gun in my left hand a real gun or a lighter?"
"..." Hui Shiqi.
After being speechless for a while, he simply chose to raise his hands and surrender.
Hui Shiba sneered: "Surely you won't be like me?"
(End of this chapter)
Today's night is very gloomy, there is neither moon nor stars in the sky, only the cold wind, blowing on people in waves, like waves pushing forward waves without end.
On the mountain behind Anping Temple, the semi-trailer was still parked at the foot of the mountain, and the two drivers squatted on the ground, smoking a cigarette, shivering from the cold.
The cigarette butts flickered, reflecting the flushed faces of the two.
One of the drivers took a deep breath, then pressed the cigarette butt out on the ground, and walked to the rear of the car.
Looking at the shirtless Hui Shiqi and Hui Shiba with a look of admiration, he asked, "Two masters, don't you feel cold?"
Hui Shiqiu and Hui Shiba looked at each other, and they could see the inexplicable look in each other's eyes, as if they were saying: What is cold?
After a while, the two shook their heads at the same time, answering the driver's question.
"call……"
The driver let out a white breath and rubbed his hands together vigorously to relieve the stiffness in his finger joints.
At this time, another driver also came over and said, "Well... two masters, can you give us the car keys, it's too cold, we want to blow some warm air."
"Give you the car keys, what should you do if you just drive away?" Hui Shiqi said unmoved.
Hui Shiba even patted his chest, and said arrogantly: "Where is it cold, it is obviously cool, okay?
I also want to ask you guys, don’t you feel hot when you wear it so thick, with three layers on the inside and three layers on the outside? "
The two drivers looked at each other, feeling powerless to complain.
In fact, both of them also knew that the things pulled on the car were not simple.
After all, even the drones are used, so there is such a big battle, the things in the box are absolutely impossible to be ordinary things!
So, asking for the car keys and sitting comfortably in the cab blowing warm air must be a dead end.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged driver, Lao Cui, with thinning hair, stepped back and said, "Two masters, the weather is really too cold, and we can barely handle it.
It is said that the monks are compassionate, so you two should show mercy and teach us how to resist the severe cold? "
The driver Xiaoshi, who is younger and has thick hair, immediately shines.
He obviously thought more than Old Cui, who was only thinking about how to warm up his body, but he saw a way to get rich from it.
Girls nowadays care about their figure and clothing the most. The south is better, but in the north in winter, everyone is covered tightly, and no matter how good their figure is, they can't show it.
If he could really learn something from these two monks to keep his body from getting cold, wouldn't the shiny money be scrambling to put it in his pocket?
And it's not just about making money, maybe you can meet one or two people who are willing to buy some color, and then you will have all the money and sex.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, Xiao Shi hurriedly spoke up and said, "Yes, yes, please be merciful to the two masters, and teach us two skills to keep out the cold."
Hui Shiqi smiled: "Really want to learn?"
"Yeah." Old Cui and Xiaoshi Xiaoji nodded repeatedly as if they were pecking at rice.
"Okay, since you want to learn, I'll teach you a trick." Hui Shiqi readily agreed, and said, "Wait a moment, I'll come right away."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and gave Hui Shiba a look of "watching these two people", and then walked into the distance.
Old Cui and Xiaoshi stood there waiting with full expectation, especially Xiaoshi, who was so excited that he didn't feel cold at all, and even wanted to take off his clothes and run naked.
He was already thinking about how to spend money to enjoy himself when he had money.
It goes without saying that driving a good car and living in a villa is a standard for successful people.
Wearing famous watches, smoking good cigarettes, and drinking good wine are also necessary.
At that time, I will let those guys who see people as low as dogs see that I am already an existence that they can't afford.
"What are you laughing at?" Old Cui looked at Xiaoshi strangely.
Xiaoshi was stunned, and woke up from the fantasy: "Did I laugh? You must have read it wrong, I didn't smile, I didn't laugh."
Old Cui wanted to say something else, but he saw Hui Shiqi coming from a distance, holding a... stone two times bigger than a football?
"What is this for?" Old Cui wondered.
Hui Shiba smiled: "Don't you think it's cold, my brother must want to keep you warm."
While speaking, Hui Shiqi had already come, and without any explanation, he stuffed two stones into the arms of Old Cui and Xiao Shi, and said, "Hold it well."
With black question marks on their faces, Old Cui and Xiaoshi said in unison: "And then?"
"Then hold the stone and run around the car for half an hour. Not only do you not feel cold, but you also feel hot and want to take off your clothes." Hui Shiba said seriously.
What he is doing at this moment is similar to Xiao Feng's previous "labor heating method" where he asked two cannon fodders to chop bamboo on the mountain.
"Run, don't you feel cold? It won't be cold after running." Hui Shiqi urged.
"..." Old Cui.
"..." Xiao Shi.
This method still needs you to teach?
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded: "Hehe, it's still quite lively."
Hui Shiqiu and Hui Shiba turned around at the same time, surprised and said: "Brother Feng, why are you here?"
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "It's okay if you don't come, you put such an important thing in the car, can you guarantee that nothing will go wrong?"
"Yes!" Hui Shiba said firmly: "Absolutely, we will try our best not to, but we must keep the things in the car!"
"Really?" Xiao Feng sneered, took out a pistol from his pocket, pointed the gun at Hui Shiba: "Do you still dare to be so confident now?"
Hui Shiba swallowed her saliva and stammered: "Brother Feng, let's not make such a joke, put down the gun quickly, in case it goes off..."
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Feng's index finger moved.
"Snapped!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hui Shiba screamed, turned around and ran all the way.
But after running a long distance, he found that he didn't feel any pain.
Turning his head to look, he saw a wisp of flame swaying in the wind on the muzzle of the gun.
Obviously, the gun is a fake, it's actually a lighter.
"Brother Feng, can you stop being so scary in the future?" Hui Shiba complained.
Xiao Feng frowned: "Even a lighter scares you like this. Is this what you mean by desperately trying to keep the things in the car?"
"I..." Hui Shiba was suddenly at a loss for words, and lowered her head deeply.
Hui Shiqi opened his mouth and said: "This thing has left too much shadow in our hearts, Brother Feng, please understand, Shiba is still young, if it were me, it would definitely not be like this."
Xiao Feng smiled and said: "Hehe, I just like you who talk nonsense and don't write drafts."
After speaking, he reached into his pocket with his left hand and took out a pistol that was exactly the same as his right hand.
Then pointed the gun at Hui Shiqi, grinned and said, "Guess, is the gun in my left hand a real gun or a lighter?"
"..." Hui Shiqi.
After being speechless for a while, he simply chose to raise his hands and surrender.
Hui Shiba sneered: "Surely you won't be like me?"
(End of this chapter)
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