mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 694 The Accent Has Changed
"My fireworks..." the little girl said blankly.

"Bang!"

The flying iron pan hit Zhao Guoan directly, and the hole in the middle happened to be aimed at Zhao Guoan's head.

At this scene, even Xiao Feng was so frightened that his spine felt a little chilled.

You must know that an iron pot with a big hole is broken, the gap is equivalent to a pair of sharp daggers, and the neck is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body.

If you can't stand firmly and shake a few times, or if the iron pot falls out of balance, causing the iron pot to tilt, then you won't be able to live properly.

"Don't move, don't move!" Sun Shijie shouted while running towards Zhao Guoan.

Seeing this, Huiyi and the others followed quickly. Sun Shijie would definitely not be able to handle such a big pot by himself.

"Old Zhao's appearance, how do I think it's too funny?" Xiao Feng laughed unkindly.

At the same time, turn on the phone camera to record this classic moment.

Huiyi and the others formed a circle, carefully removed the scapegoat from Zhao Guoan's shoulders, and asked, "Are you all right?"

There is no difference between these words and nonsense, they have all exploded into such virtues, and it is strange that nothing happens.

As a result, Zhao Guoan opened his mouth, and first spit out a puff of black smoke, and then said: "The forehead is not twisted!"

The meaning of these words was understood by everyone, and they were saying: I am fine.

But... why the fuck did you blow up this, and blow up the accent into a foreigner?
"Old Zhao, are you sure you're all right?" Xiao Feng walked up to him and asked.

Zhao Guoan shook his exploding head for a while: "I'm really hungry, so I have to get fat first and take a bath."

"Lone Wolf, take him back to take a bath." Xiao Feng said with a dark face.

If Lao Zhao's accent will always be like this from now on, it sounds...it seems pretty good.

Lone Wolf helped Zhao Guoan out of the gate, Lu Yao frowned slightly, pointed to two white things on the ground, and asked, "What are these?"

The crowd gathered around, watching with their hands on their knees.

In the end, Di Junxiong, who had seen the scene of the crime, said, "This may be... two front teeth."

This made everyone puzzled for a while, their faces were blackened, and their hair was blown up, all of which are understandable.

But how could it blow up the front teeth?

Could it be that Lao Zhao stuffed the firecracker into the fire with his mouth open?
"Maybe he was blowing the fire at that time. The moment the fireworks exploded, the shock wave was so strong that the front teeth broke." Di Junxiong tried to analyze.

Xiao Feng questioned: "The front tooth fell out, and there is no bleeding at all?"

"This..." Di Junxiong was at a loss for words.

"Perhaps, Lao Zhao's front teeth are dentures fitted in." The little girl speculated.

Xiao Feng thought about it, and felt that it was not impossible.

After all, according to Zhao Guoan, it was common for him to be chased and beaten when he walked around the streets with his master when he was young.

The front teeth were knocked out every time they were not aligned. For the sake of aesthetics, I chose dentures.

"Clean up and go directly to the hotel." Xiao Feng said to Du Qingyue.

Du Qingyue nodded: "Okay."

That's the only way to go, the cook's front teeth have been blown out, and the rice will definitely not be ready for a while.

With so many mouths waiting, you can't drink the northwest wind, right?

Half an hour later, everyone arrived at Xiao Feng's hotel.

In a large private room, everyone ate directly after they were seated, without any unnecessary nonsense.

Lone Wolf and Chen Feihu blew directly into the bottle, drinking blushingly, and didn't stop until their tongues started to get knotted.

The two of them hooked their shoulders together, looking rather sympathetic to each other.

"Brother Wolf, although I always disapprove of you, you are actually a really nice person, and I really miss you." Chen Feihu said with blurred eyes.

The lone wolf laughed: "Don't shed tears, what I am most afraid of is the crying of elders, come to me whenever you want to drink."

"Okay!" Chen Feihu nodded heavily, then looked at Wang Lubo, and said in a contemptuous tone: "This man must look like a man.

What I look down on the most are irresponsible men, this kind of man, I can't wait to slap him! "

Wang Lubo's face changed, the meaning of this target should not be obvious anymore, he could naturally hear that Chen Feihu was talking about himself.

Lone Wolf wondered, "That's true, but why did you suddenly mention this?"

"Oh!" Chen Feihu snorted coldly, and said: "I told you before, I have a younger sister who looks so indescribably good-looking, like a fairy descending to earth.

The only problem is that she is a little bit fatter, not much, just a little bit.

Later, she fell in love with a fat man who was several times fatter than her, and that fat man was so picky about his nose and eyes that he didn't like my sister.

That fat man doesn't even look in the mirror to see what kind of virtue he is! "

Xiao Feng and others who had met Chen Xiuxiu were all taken aback by Chen Feihu's words.

Heavenly Immortal, a little bit fatter, does this mean Chen Xiuxiu?
Wang Lubo drank a glass of wine, slapped the table with the strength of the wine and stood up, shouting angrily: "Chen Feihu, you don't want to confuse right and wrong here, pointing fingers and swearing.

Let me tell you, with a brother like you, no one would dare to marry your sister. "

"boom!"

Chen Feihu also patted the table, staring and said: "Okay, fat man, you dare to challenge me, you are in a hurry, believe it or not, I will directly tie you up and let you get married?"

"Listen, listen, is this human?" Wang Lubo said without fear: "Everything must be reasonable, if you don't make sense, you are a hooligan."

Xiao Feng got a little impatient, got up and said: "You two are endless, right? The housework has been kept on the surface, and you still don't let people eat?"

"Just four, just four!" The little girl cheered as usual.

Sitting next to her, Lu Yao couldn't laugh or cry: "Why is your accent like this?"

"Sister Lu Yao, don't you think Jiang Zi's words are very interesting?" The little girl encouraged: "You are also four-four, which is really interesting."

"Four?" Unknowingly, Lu Yao was led astray.

The little girl burst into laughter, and everyone laughed too.

Wang Lubo and Chen Feihu glared at each other, and sat down obediently.

After dinner, everyone dispersed.

Lu Yao and the little girl lived in the same room, Jiang Yixin glanced at Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue, got up and walked towards the second floor.

In Nuoda's living room, there were only two people left.

Xiao Feng rushed forward, pressed Du Qingyue on the sofa, and kissed her without any explanation.

"Um..."

Du Qingyue subconsciously pushed the person on her body, but found that it didn't work at all, as if all her strength had been drained.

Such resistance is more like a symbolic meaning and has no real effect.

Gradually, Du Qingyue stopped resisting and began to respond slowly.

Xiao Feng suddenly felt a ball of flames start to burn, and he walked towards his limbs and bones, and his movements also began to increase.

"Hmm..." Du Qingyue snorted coquettishly, panting heavily, "Don't stay here, go back to the bedroom..."

"Okay." He directly hugged him and walked towards the bedroom.

(End of this chapter)