mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 700 Treat yourself as a guinea pig

After driving back to Jinyueyuan, Xiao Feng went to Zhao Guoan's house next door.

As soon as I stepped into the living room, I saw Zhao Guoan tied to the sofa, struggling and singing: "Wolf and Lie Saixuefa, should I move you..."

Lin Zhiyan glanced at Xiao Feng, and said, "You are here, let's see what's going on with him?"

"He has been singing like this until now?" Xiao Feng asked in surprise.

Zhen Jinghan interjected: "Yes, there was no stop in the middle, and the songs were all in Cantonese.

We tried many ways, including scaring him suddenly, shocking him with cold water, and even slapping him, but nothing worked. "

Sun Shijie also said: "The pulse is normal, the problem is not in the body."

"Since it's not in the body, it's in the spirit." Xiao Feng said thoughtfully: "Could it be stimulated by what happened last night?

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. Compared with Lao Zhao's past experience, what happened last night is nothing serious at all.

I think I'll knock him out first, and wait until he wakes up to see what's going on. "

"No!" Sun Shijie shook his head and said, "If you're not sure what's going on, just knock him out, and there may be other problems.

If there is no better way, I can only let him sing like this temporarily. "

Xiao Feng pondered for a while, then said: "When I go back and get the human skin drum, it may be of some use."

Both Lin Zhiyan and Sun Shijie nodded. The current situation is crossing the river by feeling the stones. Any method that may restore Zhao Guoan is worth trying.

Soon, Xiao Feng brought the drum, and everyone covered their ears consciously without his reminder.

Walking to Zhao Guoan's side, Xiao Feng shook his hand in front of Zhao Guoan's eyes first, but the other party didn't respond at all, as if he was intoxicated in the world of music.

Xiao Feng held the drum to his ear and beat it hard.

"Boom!"

In the living room, the expressions of everyone covering their ears changed, and a strong sense of nausea and dizziness struck.

On the sofa, Zhao Guoan's body froze, his eyes regained clarity, he looked around, then looked down at the rope tied to his body, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"What do we want to do, but what do you want to do?" Xiao Feng said angrily.

Zhen Jinghan pounced on her directly, punched her in the chest, and blamed her: "You scared me to death."

Zhao Guoan was stunned, feeling like he had been drinking for a short film, and then the whole world changed when he woke up.

Lin Zhiyan helped untie the rope on Zhao Guoan's body, while Xiao Feng handed over the phone: "Look for yourself."

After rubbing his sore shoulders and arms, Zhao Guoan took over the phone, and saw that he was actually singing, and it was in Cantonese.

"Hiss..." Zhao Guoan gasped, patted his forehead hard, and said, "Don't talk yet, let me think about it."

After a long time, Zhao Guoan widened his eyes and said, "I thought about it. Last night after I took a shower, I went to get my teeth filled first. Later, the teeth were so painful that I couldn't sleep. Fortunately, I started to study medicine."

"So, you are using yourself as an experimental product?" Xiao Feng asked suspiciously, he didn't believe that Zhao Guoan could attack him so ruthlessly.

Sure enough, Zhao Guoan shook his head like a rattle, and said, "Of course I can't be that stupid, and I can blame the sudden wind that blows in.

It was already bright at that time, halfway through my research, I opened the window to get some air, but who knew that just after I came back, a gust of wind blew in.

I was unprepared, I was blown with powder all over my face, and I didn't know anything after that. "

Xiao Feng nodded clearly, and asked curiously, "What do you want to study?"

"A colorless and odorless medicine that can make people act crazy for a certain period of time, and it's not easy to be detected." Zhao Guoan said seriously.

Xiao Feng laughed dryly: "According to what you said, your research is very successful, get some copies for me later."

"Yes." Zhao Guoan readily agreed, and said, "Just try it for me again to see if this medicine only has the effect of singing and dancing."

……

After a false alarm, Xiao Feng returned home and found that everyone was not as leisurely as he imagined.

Du Qingyue and Jiang Yixin were busy with planning before the opening of the bridal shop, Lu Yao was sitting in the yard busy writing codes, and the little girl was busy contacting whip.

"Why are you so diligent all of a sudden?" Xiao Feng asked with a smile.

The little girl wiped off her sweat and said out of breath, "Of course it's to deal with that idiot Hua Ling, next time we meet, I'll definitely give her a good beating.

Dare to fight against me, hum! "

As he said that, he was going to grab the whip out of habit.

"Be careful!" Xiao Feng hurriedly reminded.

The little girl looked down and realized that what she was holding in her hand was no longer a whip, but a flower vine full of barbs.

After a while, the little girl said like offering a treasure: "Brother Xiao Feng, you don't know, this flower vine is amazing, look at that iron pot."

"clang!"

There was a sound like gold and iron colliding.

The iron pot, which had been thrown in half by the little girl, split again, and judging from the range of movement, it seemed that it didn't use too much effort.

Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed: "This thing is really powerful!"

"It's great. The only disadvantage is that it's not convenient to carry it. However, nothing is perfect in the world. If it's not convenient, it's not convenient." The little girl explained to herself.

After finishing speaking, as if thinking of something, he smirked and said, "I'm going to use this flower vine in my hand to draw Hua Ling into a mess in the wind, and see if she dares to fight against me!"

Xiao Feng shook his head and laughed, but when he thought of the appointment with Hua Ling, he became very motivated.

Even if you don't do anything, you have to fight for the dignity of a man!

This time, we must not lose!

At this moment, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

Xiao Feng looked at Lu Yao who was focused on writing codes, and then at the little girl who was struggling to shake the cans on the wall, and walked out of the door silently.

I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and immediately confirmed the old saying "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here".

The call was from Hua Ling.

Xiao Feng answered the phone, only to hear Hua Ling say in a helpless tone: "Brother, can you calm down?

Yesterday was an accident on the highway, today is a fight at a crossroad, you are too good at messing things up! "

"I also have a headache!" Xiao Feng said distressedly: "People who don't open their eyes always like to provoke me, and they can't avoid it even if they want to."

Hua Ling sullenly said: "Anyway, I can't bear this kind of phone call every day to ask for accountability. If you mess up again, I can only fire you."

"Just fire." Xiao Feng shrugged indifferently, and asked, "By the way, you should have a brief understanding of the situation of that kid who chased after me, right?"

"I only know very little. That person's surname is Ma, the horse that underestimated the cattle and sheep." Hua Ling replied.

"..." Xiao Feng.

He really wanted to ask the other party if he was deliberately playing tricks on him.

The wind blows the grass and sees cattle and sheep. How can there be a horse in these seven words?

(End of this chapter)