mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 718
Chapter 718
"Shihan, listen to me, you can't do this, not to mention anything else, just eating and going to the bathroom is a problem.
To put it bluntly, if you continue like this, you will simply become unable to take care of yourself. "Xiao Feng persuaded earnestly.
The little girl was sitting on the carpet in the living room, her hands still sunken in the bucket, but her expression was very arrogant, and she said: "You have to feed me when you eat, because you made me like this.
As for going to the toilet, I can ask Sister Lu Yao for help, anyway, I plan to do this from now on. "
"Stop messing around, okay?" Xiao Feng said a little funny.
"Hmph!" The little girl pouted, turned her head away, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's not all brother Xiao Feng, you lied to me."
Xiao Feng took a deep breath and said: "I have contacted Bo Zai, he has tickets for Chai Yanna's concert in his hand.
Think about it, if you brought such a big bucket of mud on the day of the concert, would the security check let you in? "
The little girl thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "That makes sense, the concert is definitely something to watch...then I'm going downhill now?"
"..." Xiao Feng.
This girl's application of idioms is really getting better and better.
However, right now is not the time to worry about this.
Xiao Feng took out the Thunder Steel and started to scoop out the mud in the bucket.
The little girl reminded: "Brother Xiao Feng, you have to be careful, I don't want to be electrocuted and lie down like Sister Jiang."
"Don't worry." Xiao Feng nodded, and quickly got all the mud out.
After getting out of the predicament, the little girl rubbed her sore arms and shoulders, then took Lei Wengang from Xiao Feng's hand and watched carefully.
As a result, I watched and watched, and suddenly burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Feng asked puzzled.
The little girl giggled and said, "This thing is pretty powerful, but the shape is a bit too playful, like a water ladle.
Brother Xiao Feng, do you want to fight with others with a water ladle in the future? "
"What happened to the water ladle?" Xiao Feng said unhappily: "The water ladle is used up, but it still puts people down. Maybe in the future, I will be given a nickname in the Jianghu, and it will be called "The World's No. [-] Ladler"."
At this time, Du Qingyue helped Jiang Yixin out of the bathroom and asked, "What are you talking about, so happy?"
"Oh, brother Xiao Feng said just now that he wants to be the "No. [-] customer in the world". "The little girl said truthfully.
"Prostitute?" Du Qingyue looked at Xiao Feng expressionlessly.
Xiao Feng snatched the Lei Wen Steel from the little girl's hand, raised it, and explained with some embarrassment: "I'm talking about the world's number one dipper, not the world's number one diner.
What's more, the scoop I'm talking about is a melon on the left and a ticket on the right, not a Jia on the right next to the female character. "
Du Qingyue nodded, she seemed to want to say something, but before she could speak, Jiang Yixin said, "Can I sit for a while?"
Du Qingyue had no choice but to keep her words in her stomach for the time being, and then helped Jiang Yixin to the sofa.
Sitting slumped on the sofa, Jiang Yixin had an ugly expression on her face, as if she was in great pain.
"How do you feel now?" Xiao Feng asked.
Jiang Yixin's voice was obviously weak: "The whole body is sore and weak, and I can't exert my strength."
Xiao Feng nodded, secretly thinking that this time he really found a treasure.
Although, this treasure was not picked up by himself, but it was also picked up by his subordinates.
If there is a good thing, the leader must come first!
"Hahahahaha!"
The little girl burst out laughing again, leaned in front of Jiang Yixin, and sneered: "Sister Jiang, when I couldn't move my hands before, you said you wanted to humiliate me, right?"
"You...what do you want to do?" Jiang Yixin swallowed, suddenly feeling ominous.
The little girl smiled and said: "Ann, I won't be as bad as you, but I just see your frown, as if you are unhappy.
As a caring person like me, I should share your worries and make you happy. "
As he spoke, he reached out and lifted Jiang Yixin's legs, put them on the tea table, and took off his slippers.
"Wait a minute, I'll be right back." The little girl confessed, and then walked out the door.
Jiang Yixin panicked, she probably guessed what the little girl was going to do to her.
It is precisely because of this that it is even more flustered.
After moving her legs, Jiang Yixin found that it was really difficult to take it off, and her muscles became so sore after a little effort, she couldn't use any strength at all.
At this moment, the little girl's shout came in: "Grab it for me, yes, yes, press it!"
Immediately afterwards, a rapid and high-pitched cry sounded: "Chi Chi Chi Chi..."
Before long, the little girl walked in with a brightly colored chicken feather.
Xiao Feng immediately understood that the little girl's command just now was to pluck the hair of the little fragrant beads tied in the yard.
I don't know if there is a reason for Hua Ling, but based on the character of the little girl, Xiao Feng thinks there is.
"Sister Jiang, are you ready?" The little girl looked at Jiang Yixin with a sinister and presumptuous smile.
Jiang Yixin's face immediately changed: "Yes... If you have something to say, let's talk about it, let's look down and see you... I don't think there is any need to make a big fight."
"Do you think it's still useful to say this now?" The little girl didn't waver at all.
Xiao Feng got up and walked towards the door, he was not in the mood to appreciate the scene of the little girl's "revenge".
As soon as he walked into the yard, Jiang Yixin's laughter sounded behind him: "Hahahahaha... Mu Shihan, you... you wait for me... Hahahahaha..."
While the monks and the lone wolf in the courtyard were puzzled, they also admired it.
It was the first time I heard laughter that contained so many emotions, including anger, resentment, fear, and helplessness, which is completely beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Xiao Feng cleared his throat, and said in a solemn voice: "Let's talk about something serious, everyone should know about Hui Shiba, right?"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone's expressions became extremely exciting, and their eyes all focused on Hui Shiba.
Hui Shiba lowered his head, looking rather ashamed.
Xiao Feng continued: "It stands to reason that Hui Shiba acted alone and caused trouble for everyone, so he should be severely punished.
However, considering that he was not intentional and did not bring about any serious consequences, the punishment was waived. "
"Thank you, Brother Feng!" Hui Shiba raised his head and said gratefully.
Xiao Feng shook his head: "Don't be in a hurry to thank me, wait until I finish talking."
Hui Shiba felt a "thump" in his heart, and couldn't help becoming nervous.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It is your first achievement to be able to pick up the Leiwen steel and the soil, I decided to reward you with 5 yuan, and transfer the money now. "
"Huh?" Hui Shiba stared wide-eyed, looking very unbelievable, and forgot to be happy.
"Why are you standing there, let's see if the money arrives." Xiao Feng reminded.
Only then did Hui Shiba take out his mobile phone, and sure enough, he saw that there was an extra [-] in the account. Excited, he turned five somersaults in the yard on the spot, and the depression in his heart was swept away.
(End of this chapter)
"Shihan, listen to me, you can't do this, not to mention anything else, just eating and going to the bathroom is a problem.
To put it bluntly, if you continue like this, you will simply become unable to take care of yourself. "Xiao Feng persuaded earnestly.
The little girl was sitting on the carpet in the living room, her hands still sunken in the bucket, but her expression was very arrogant, and she said: "You have to feed me when you eat, because you made me like this.
As for going to the toilet, I can ask Sister Lu Yao for help, anyway, I plan to do this from now on. "
"Stop messing around, okay?" Xiao Feng said a little funny.
"Hmph!" The little girl pouted, turned her head away, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's not all brother Xiao Feng, you lied to me."
Xiao Feng took a deep breath and said: "I have contacted Bo Zai, he has tickets for Chai Yanna's concert in his hand.
Think about it, if you brought such a big bucket of mud on the day of the concert, would the security check let you in? "
The little girl thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "That makes sense, the concert is definitely something to watch...then I'm going downhill now?"
"..." Xiao Feng.
This girl's application of idioms is really getting better and better.
However, right now is not the time to worry about this.
Xiao Feng took out the Thunder Steel and started to scoop out the mud in the bucket.
The little girl reminded: "Brother Xiao Feng, you have to be careful, I don't want to be electrocuted and lie down like Sister Jiang."
"Don't worry." Xiao Feng nodded, and quickly got all the mud out.
After getting out of the predicament, the little girl rubbed her sore arms and shoulders, then took Lei Wengang from Xiao Feng's hand and watched carefully.
As a result, I watched and watched, and suddenly burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Feng asked puzzled.
The little girl giggled and said, "This thing is pretty powerful, but the shape is a bit too playful, like a water ladle.
Brother Xiao Feng, do you want to fight with others with a water ladle in the future? "
"What happened to the water ladle?" Xiao Feng said unhappily: "The water ladle is used up, but it still puts people down. Maybe in the future, I will be given a nickname in the Jianghu, and it will be called "The World's No. [-] Ladler"."
At this time, Du Qingyue helped Jiang Yixin out of the bathroom and asked, "What are you talking about, so happy?"
"Oh, brother Xiao Feng said just now that he wants to be the "No. [-] customer in the world". "The little girl said truthfully.
"Prostitute?" Du Qingyue looked at Xiao Feng expressionlessly.
Xiao Feng snatched the Lei Wen Steel from the little girl's hand, raised it, and explained with some embarrassment: "I'm talking about the world's number one dipper, not the world's number one diner.
What's more, the scoop I'm talking about is a melon on the left and a ticket on the right, not a Jia on the right next to the female character. "
Du Qingyue nodded, she seemed to want to say something, but before she could speak, Jiang Yixin said, "Can I sit for a while?"
Du Qingyue had no choice but to keep her words in her stomach for the time being, and then helped Jiang Yixin to the sofa.
Sitting slumped on the sofa, Jiang Yixin had an ugly expression on her face, as if she was in great pain.
"How do you feel now?" Xiao Feng asked.
Jiang Yixin's voice was obviously weak: "The whole body is sore and weak, and I can't exert my strength."
Xiao Feng nodded, secretly thinking that this time he really found a treasure.
Although, this treasure was not picked up by himself, but it was also picked up by his subordinates.
If there is a good thing, the leader must come first!
"Hahahahaha!"
The little girl burst out laughing again, leaned in front of Jiang Yixin, and sneered: "Sister Jiang, when I couldn't move my hands before, you said you wanted to humiliate me, right?"
"You...what do you want to do?" Jiang Yixin swallowed, suddenly feeling ominous.
The little girl smiled and said: "Ann, I won't be as bad as you, but I just see your frown, as if you are unhappy.
As a caring person like me, I should share your worries and make you happy. "
As he spoke, he reached out and lifted Jiang Yixin's legs, put them on the tea table, and took off his slippers.
"Wait a minute, I'll be right back." The little girl confessed, and then walked out the door.
Jiang Yixin panicked, she probably guessed what the little girl was going to do to her.
It is precisely because of this that it is even more flustered.
After moving her legs, Jiang Yixin found that it was really difficult to take it off, and her muscles became so sore after a little effort, she couldn't use any strength at all.
At this moment, the little girl's shout came in: "Grab it for me, yes, yes, press it!"
Immediately afterwards, a rapid and high-pitched cry sounded: "Chi Chi Chi Chi..."
Before long, the little girl walked in with a brightly colored chicken feather.
Xiao Feng immediately understood that the little girl's command just now was to pluck the hair of the little fragrant beads tied in the yard.
I don't know if there is a reason for Hua Ling, but based on the character of the little girl, Xiao Feng thinks there is.
"Sister Jiang, are you ready?" The little girl looked at Jiang Yixin with a sinister and presumptuous smile.
Jiang Yixin's face immediately changed: "Yes... If you have something to say, let's talk about it, let's look down and see you... I don't think there is any need to make a big fight."
"Do you think it's still useful to say this now?" The little girl didn't waver at all.
Xiao Feng got up and walked towards the door, he was not in the mood to appreciate the scene of the little girl's "revenge".
As soon as he walked into the yard, Jiang Yixin's laughter sounded behind him: "Hahahahaha... Mu Shihan, you... you wait for me... Hahahahaha..."
While the monks and the lone wolf in the courtyard were puzzled, they also admired it.
It was the first time I heard laughter that contained so many emotions, including anger, resentment, fear, and helplessness, which is completely beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Xiao Feng cleared his throat, and said in a solemn voice: "Let's talk about something serious, everyone should know about Hui Shiba, right?"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone's expressions became extremely exciting, and their eyes all focused on Hui Shiba.
Hui Shiba lowered his head, looking rather ashamed.
Xiao Feng continued: "It stands to reason that Hui Shiba acted alone and caused trouble for everyone, so he should be severely punished.
However, considering that he was not intentional and did not bring about any serious consequences, the punishment was waived. "
"Thank you, Brother Feng!" Hui Shiba raised his head and said gratefully.
Xiao Feng shook his head: "Don't be in a hurry to thank me, wait until I finish talking."
Hui Shiba felt a "thump" in his heart, and couldn't help becoming nervous.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It is your first achievement to be able to pick up the Leiwen steel and the soil, I decided to reward you with 5 yuan, and transfer the money now. "
"Huh?" Hui Shiba stared wide-eyed, looking very unbelievable, and forgot to be happy.
"Why are you standing there, let's see if the money arrives." Xiao Feng reminded.
Only then did Hui Shiba take out his mobile phone, and sure enough, he saw that there was an extra [-] in the account. Excited, he turned five somersaults in the yard on the spot, and the depression in his heart was swept away.
(End of this chapter)
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